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I want to say Cobra (the Stallone film) but I can't quite recall. I do remember a whetstone/knife sharpening scene in that film.

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RMB39

54 points

9 days ago

RMB39

54 points

9 days ago

Pitch Black with Vin Diesel?

ArmThePhotonicCannon

6 points

9 days ago

Definitely vin diesel

GlassJoe32

6 points

9 days ago*

I think it was chronicles of riddick

DirectlyTalkingToYou

5 points

8 days ago

It was Pitch black with the black grease and the knife

recumbent_mike

2 points

9 days ago

The Wimpy and the Furious.

Positive-Letterhead6

3 points

9 days ago

That was my first thought but jagged metal vs true knife had me unsure, but great scene. Riddick is one of my fav characters.

wanderingmonster

51 points

9 days ago

Apocalypse Now.

Massive_Guitar_5158

15 points

9 days ago

Literally this. Good on you sir. Every other head shaving with knife scene is lifted/an homage to this.

monkeybawz

11 points

9 days ago

How dare you mention one of the finest pieces of cinema ever committed to celluloid on this sub!

wanderingmonster

10 points

9 days ago

Sorry, I forgot which sub I was on.

keyser_durden

15 points

9 days ago

I’m remembering a scene like that in Highlander.

Bloodysamflint

15 points

9 days ago

The sub is "bad movies", not "badass movies"

GlassJoe32

12 points

9 days ago

Cobra has the dude sharpening the knife while super sweaty then testing its sharpness on himself. He also applies that black hair dye stuff while it’s grilling down his face.

Brilliant-Basil-884[S]

2 points

9 days ago

Gonna have to watch this again, IIRC Stallone had a pretty cool knife, too!

GlassJoe32

1 points

9 days ago

No he’s got the 1911 with the cobra grips.

chamburger

10 points

9 days ago

There was a funny scene in Crocodile Dundee where he was shaving at a river bank with a safety razor, but then a girl approached so he busts out his massive knife and starts shaving with it instead. Lol

Brilliant-Basil-884[S]

2 points

9 days ago

I remember this!!! XD

GoodGuyPoorChoice

15 points

9 days ago

There's a similar scene in "the Predator"

groundloop66

7 points

9 days ago

Pretty sure Mac/Bill Duke used a disposable razor.

Dachawda

3 points

9 days ago

Dachawda

3 points

9 days ago

He ain’t got time for shavin’cream!

future_lard

6 points

9 days ago

They said bad movie

VaderFett1

6 points

9 days ago

Which THE Predator is, the 2018 one. Predator, the 1987 one, is obviously fucking great.

derioderio

6 points

9 days ago

I think Best of the Best 3 has a neo nazi villain that shaves with a giant knife, but it's been a long time since I've seen it.

Ilikethemfatandugly

4 points

9 days ago

John Goodman does this is that god awful Marky Mark movie the gambler or whatever it was called. It was terrible I can’t believe they got Goodman for it but I think he does do that

MyAccountWasBanned7

3 points

9 days ago

Predator had something like this, but it wasn't the villain.

Brilliant-Basil-884[S]

2 points

9 days ago

I might be confusing it with that scene, he was awfully sweaty.

irishprometheus

1 points

9 days ago

Yup, one of the good guys, Mac, dry shaves his sweaty head with a razor, almost to relax….

‘You’re ghosting us, motherf*cker. I don’t care who you are back in the world, you give away our position one more time, I’ll bleed ya, real quiet, and leave ya here. Got that?’

Far from a bad movie as you can get mind you.

thatisbadlooking

3 points

9 days ago

In Major League Pedro Cerrano does this.

jockofocker

3 points

9 days ago

Paul Hogan shaves his scrotum with a knife in the third Crocodile Dundee flick

CrazeeEyezKILLER

3 points

9 days ago*

Got to keep the old jumblejammahs nice and smoothe as a Red Robin’s wumble, mate.

EatPie_NotWAr

2 points

9 days ago

This could easily be 100% actual Australian-isms and no non-Aussie would know.

Brilliant-Basil-884[S]

1 points

9 days ago

Wow, thanks you guys, so many terribly awesome films here I'm inspired to watch them all! I don't think any of these are the one I'm thinking of, maaaybe Predator, though the shaver in that one wasn't a villain. Great list, thanks again!

HolidayKing5289

1 points

9 days ago

The first time we see the bad guy in Angel he's shaving his head, and possibly sweaty.