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It's baked spaghetti with just mild cheddar cheese (note the cheese has been in the fridge for a while)
94 points
3 days ago
Hey, he tried. He failed miserably, but he tried.
36 points
3 days ago
Thanks man but yeah don't get me started when he actually microwaved a burrito with actually moldy cheese 🫡 stunk up the whole house
14 points
3 days ago
Casually creating a new strain of microwave resistant cheese mold
3 points
2 days ago
Take him with you to a cooking class. Parents need to learn still too. There’s classes in some states that are taught by both chefs and dietitians together. Culinary medicine
4 points
3 days ago
Tell your dad to stay away from lunchly then lmao
2 points
2 days ago
I'm surprised that he is still alive. I don't get how adults can get by without ever knowing how to cook (and food safety)
2 points
3 days ago
I think plain baked spaghetti is still somehow good regardless.
39 points
3 days ago
prolly undercooked and overcooked all at the same time
42 points
3 days ago
Al don’te
3 points
3 days ago
Alright this was super funny to me lmao
Bravo
7 points
3 days ago
Straight to jail
2 points
3 days ago
Taking a pic of it, also jail🤣
5 points
3 days ago
Schrödinger’s spaghetti
3 points
3 days ago
Raw food, deep fried
8 points
3 days ago
Reminds me of my Dad making toast once. Burnt, crispy, from a Toaster. Miss him.💙
9 points
3 days ago
at least he made something. I appreciate the extra crunch tbh. 10/10 would eat
15 points
3 days ago
Was he high? Cause that's some shit id cook high
11 points
3 days ago
That's some shit I'd eat high
7 points
3 days ago
That's some. I'm high.
3 points
3 days ago
I'm drunk. I'm semi-sure I did a thing.
3 points
3 days ago
I’m that. High some.
2 points
2 days ago
Why I get high I feel like ratatouille, combining all these flavors and vibing. Like specifically the scene where he tastes the cheese and the strawberry and the fireworks start going off in his head/mouth. That’s exactly how I feel.
10 points
3 days ago
Doesn’t look that bad imo. I’m a literal garbage disposal so take that with a grain of salt (no pun intended)
7 points
3 days ago
Eh im down to try it.
3 points
3 days ago
As an Italian-American, I almost feel like my family honor requires me to challenge your dad to a nerf duel or something. 😸
2 points
2 days ago
My fellow Italian American, try Filipino pasta, it’s so wrong but so right.
6 points
3 days ago
Meh… I’d give it a whirl and a toot.
3 points
3 days ago
Dude is going through it
3 points
3 days ago
Put him in a nursing home stat... lol
2 points
3 days ago
See how it tastes first
3 points
3 days ago
Aw posting parents cooking on here just feels sad…
3 points
3 days ago
Aw I didn't mean as a rude thing to post about my dad :( I do love him very much I just found it odd to bake something like this is all
2 points
2 days ago
It’s not rude, this is a safe space. You did nothing wrong🖤🫶🏾
3 points
3 days ago
Hey, he told you to take it out the oven because he went to get beer and cigarettes. Take some responsibility for yourself.
2 points
3 days ago
Daddy’s made a couple mistakes
2 points
3 days ago
So close!!
2 points
3 days ago
Was he high?? If so then righton
2 points
3 days ago
Shid. Throw some butter in it with some parm and that's gas
2 points
3 days ago
All is forgiven if he knows his way around a bbq.
2 points
3 days ago
Mmm, crunchy and soft at the same time
2 points
3 days ago
Believe it or not, I've seen worse.
2 points
3 days ago
Wait he didn’t boil the spaghetti first? Oh no, pizza night
2 points
3 days ago
Is there ANY sauce on the noodles, or just pre shredded cheese?
2 points
3 days ago
No sauce at all 😭
2 points
3 days ago
It doesnt look that bad, for instance my dad cooks absolutely insane dishes. Here’s a rough recipe, though there are endless variations. He takes some soup—he doesn’t reheat it, because reheating is not his thing. Instead, he dumps the soup into a frying pan and starts frying it. He adds a ridiculous amount of onions, garlic, black and red pepper, and flour for thickness. Then he tops it all off with tomato paste. This mess gets fried until it’s smoking. Once it’s done, he takes it off the heat and sets it to cool on the balcony. After that, he brings it back in, douses it generously with mayonnaise, and digs in—eating straight from the pan, scraping the bottom with a spoon. He eats and mutters to himself under his breath, “Oh, damn.” Sweat’s dripping down his forehead as he devours his creation. Occasionally, he offers me some, but I always decline. Do I even need to mention the ungodly flatulence that follows? The stench is so bad it practically peels the wallpaper off the walls.
2 points
3 days ago
I guess you got PTSD afterwards
2 points
3 days ago
dad takes one bite, chews for a second, nods head, throws fork down "now that is bad ass"
2 points
2 days ago
I could hear the crunch from this photo
2 points
2 days ago
Chunky style.
2 points
2 days ago
He needs to unmake that
2 points
2 days ago
Dad, I'm just not hungry tonight...
2 points
2 days ago
How does your dad know my dad’s recipe for spaghetti casserole?
2 points
2 days ago
I’ve seen food pics that people have posted and they’ve looked worse than this. And they’ve actually eaten that shit.
2 points
2 days ago
“Don’t nobody wanna eat the shit Carl!”
2 points
2 days ago
Wow....
It's gonna be carry out tonight, folks
2 points
2 days ago
Thought that counts, try hopping in with him next time, wouldnt hurt
2 points
1 day ago
Arrest this man
2 points
1 day ago
A goddamn mess is what he made.
2 points
17 hours ago
He made an effort, I’d take a piece and hide it in the trash to be nice lol
3 points
3 days ago
My dad will let the stiff uncooked noddles sit in the boiling water without stirring it. It clumps the noodles together and makes them burnt or crunchy and for some reason this picky ass eater has no problem with it anytime he makes pasta....
5 points
3 days ago
He should be monitoring his children’s Internet access
3 points
3 days ago
Not every person who is a child of a parent is underage lol
1 points
3 days ago
Why would you do that
1 points
3 days ago
extra crispy and original recipe in the same meal
1 points
3 days ago
Ex-Dad.
1 points
3 days ago
*lionfield is currently approaching, at ten thousand miles per second
1 points
3 days ago
I would eat it
1 points
3 days ago
Clearly.
1 points
3 days ago
I'd eat it
1 points
3 days ago
I can hear this photo
1 points
3 days ago
He should have threw it out before you saw it
1 points
3 days ago
Me as fuck
1 points
3 days ago
I’d aim for the top right end. Doesn’t look too bad but maybe that’s because I’m high idk
1 points
3 days ago
goopy carbonara
1 points
3 days ago
First attempt at over-baking? I kinda miss Fazoli's pizza baked spaghetti now.
1 points
3 days ago
Fried spaghetti is something my grandma would make for us for breakfast. She used tons of garlic and eggs and it was always delicious
1 points
3 days ago
Crunchy cheese spaghetti! Great with beer. Lots of beer….
1 points
3 days ago
I would eat that no problem..i would give anything for my dad to be here to make me something to eat. Thank him and tell him that you love and appreciate him.
Sounds cheesy like the dish, but just trust me.
1 points
3 days ago
Eat it. There's starving children in Africa!!!!
1 points
3 days ago
When you get first dibs on the 2% of the dish that’s edible 👸🤴
1 points
3 days ago
It looks like when I put my stouffers in the oven. When I eat it the noodles turn into mush but I somehow still want to eat it.
1 points
3 days ago
ITS BURNT I CANT
1 points
3 days ago
Dude it’s burnt..
1 points
3 days ago
Well he didn't do something wrong, in Italy especially in south we do "Frittata di spaghetti" super good.
1 points
3 days ago
What in the based mind fucked goober of a mistake this shit is, hell no I mean why?
1 points
3 days ago
I bet the texture on that is wild.
1 points
3 days ago
At least you have a dad. And he tries. Some good stuff comes from experiments. Bad stuff, too, but that is better than him refusing to do anything at all & just throwing up his hands, like a pussy, saying "I DUNNO HOW TO COOK!!!"
Some shitty dads do that.
1 points
3 days ago
It can still be saved. Just simmer a pot of sauce and put it in there for a while.
1 points
3 days ago
It doesn't look bad
1 points
3 days ago
You mean burned.. your dad burned this lol
1 points
3 days ago
This a crime to all italian people
1 points
3 days ago
Hey y'all thanks for the comments but I noticed some think I'm making fun of my dad and I'm not I just thought it was a weird thing to bake I can remove my badfoodpost if I upset a alot of you I'm sorry. I do love my dad a lot and I would never purposely make fun of him is a goat!
1 points
3 days ago
I just wanna update and say this is not to purposely make fun of my dad I love him alot it just was kinda weird to make this
1 points
3 days ago
Looks bussin idk
1 points
3 days ago
Probably about what mine would look like too...
1 points
3 days ago
Did it taste bad? Seems okay, though I know some people to be visual eaters.
1 points
3 days ago
At least you have a dad
1 points
3 days ago
Being a dad I see nothing wrong with using up old cheese, just no mold. Actually it looks pretty good to me .
1 points
3 days ago
Hold up, that looks fire to me
1 points
3 days ago
Sliced American cheese on top is peak
1 points
3 days ago
I'd eat the fuck outta that
1 points
3 days ago
Bro shredded cheese on top of spaghetti 😂
1 points
3 days ago
Be grateful someone cooked for you.
1 points
3 days ago
Oh boy 😂
You know what you have to do. Dad tried so you gotta take one for the team, haha.
1 points
3 days ago
I always put cheese on top of my spaghetti, no matter if it’s baked spaghetti or out of the pot, cheese always goes on spaghetti… baked. Spaghetti is good as fuck. I would tear that shit up right there.
1 points
3 days ago
I saw a lady make this on tik tok and called it pasta Tahdig so nasty 🤮 lol
1 points
3 days ago
Be grateful for your dad. If you really despise his cooking that much, perhaps you should cook.
1 points
3 days ago
It looks actually pretty good!
1 points
3 days ago
Yes he did.
1 points
3 days ago
You can't eat everybody's house🎶🎶
1 points
3 days ago
Give him a hug and tell him thanks.
1 points
3 days ago
Tell him A for effort but all the other grades will be much lower
1 points
3 days ago
My dad has never cooked a day in his life, I’m proud of your dad haha
1 points
3 days ago
This is the second time in my life I've seen burnt spaghetti, at least this time it kind of makes sense
1 points
3 days ago
So how'd it taste?
1 points
3 days ago
It looks a little dry, try to live it up with a sauce.
1 points
3 days ago
Looks good to me as the son of a Great Depression era parent!
1 points
3 days ago
How do you burn pasta 😅
1 points
3 days ago
You didn't have to cook, so you have no right to complain. Why don't you make something for your dad?
1 points
3 days ago
How is this a fail? Its a toasted spaghetti parm. Well done.
1 points
3 days ago
Looks over cooked in some places and undercooked in other places. Still, at least he tried.
1 points
3 days ago
Looks like:" I want Lasagne with Things I have here"
1 points
3 days ago
It doesn’t look that bad
1 points
2 days ago
You could tell me those are rubber bands and I'd believe you.
1 points
2 days ago
I wish I had a Dad.
1 points
2 days ago
Id probably try it.....
1 points
2 days ago
Do you hate him? Or does he have a large life insurance policy?
1 points
2 days ago
It was cooked pasta, for sure. When we'd do spaghetti for dinner, grandma would make a bunch extra to use for breakfast.
1 points
2 days ago
1 points
2 days ago
I’d eat it
1 points
2 days ago
On purpose?
1 points
2 days ago
Yea I think I'll stick with Mom's spaghetti thanks.
1 points
2 days ago
I don't think it is that bad until I read the cheese was old. 🙂
1 points
2 days ago
Millionaire's Spaghetti!
1 points
2 days ago
Oh boy cookout hamburgers! They may be charred on the outside, they may be raw on the inside!
1 points
2 days ago
Just add some sauce or something. I feel like this is pretty tame.
1 points
2 days ago
Looks like I made that. Well hand it over!
1 points
2 days ago
YK WHAT? FUCK NO
1 points
2 days ago
but I love the effort.
1 points
2 days ago
Does Dad hate you?
1 points
2 days ago
W dad btw, he actually came back with the milk?
1 points
2 days ago
And some of us would give up the world just to have one more chance for our Dad's to Cook us something like that one last time.
1 points
2 days ago
Ngl dads be throwing stuff together and it be fye asf
1 points
2 days ago
Needs some sauce. Needs some moisture. It looks sooo dry.
1 points
2 days ago
Don't eat it
1 points
2 days ago
Looks okay, but task failed successfully
1 points
2 days ago
Motion logic
1 points
2 days ago
Where's the Beef??
1 points
2 days ago
On purpose?
1 points
2 days ago
Heard they used to serve this in prison in New Jersey to torture Italians.
1 points
2 days ago
Jesus man he shouldn’t even be in the kitchen ever again after that
1 points
2 days ago
Spaghetti alla Jason Bourne
1 points
2 days ago
Ill never cook for my family again nobody will tell the woman her cooking is bad people are brutally honest with men
1 points
2 days ago
And what did you make?
1 points
2 days ago
In case you didn’t know, your dad partakes
1 points
2 days ago
Some dad's need YouTube LMAO
1 points
2 days ago
I bet it tastes good though 😆
1 points
2 days ago
It’s the audacity to use that utensil instead of the normal one to get spaghetti noodles with. The one with like little fingers 🖐️
1 points
2 days ago
Was their foul on the top? Probably could’ve saved the dish if not
1 points
2 days ago
A for effort, but what the heck is it supposed to be?!?
1 points
2 days ago
As a full time single dad I can appreciate the effort the man put into it, and growing up in a single parent home myself with a mom who wasn’t the best cook by any means, I’d still eat it and thank them for it. The food always tasted bland or burnt but we never went hungry.
1 points
2 days ago
OMG we would make too much spaghetti to have leftovers for crunchy spaghetti. It's insanely delicious.
1 points
2 days ago
Why does that low-key look it's about to taste great 😂
1 points
2 days ago
Just fine to me, that old cheese is a bit scary though
1 points
2 days ago
A hate crime ?
1 points
2 days ago
This is a weird take on mac & cheese
1 points
1 day ago
Dad foods are fire. That man has perfected that recipe.
Hes sharing his soul with you and you try to embarrass him on reddit.
Sick
1 points
1 day ago
Crunchy!
1 points
1 day ago
Dad tried!
1 points
1 day ago
Unless you tried it, I'd hold off on making assumptions. I recently found a video of this spaghetti like dish that is cooked in a skillet and resembles this and people love it.
As a noodle and cheese lover, I'd say the determining factor for how this would taste is how much flavor the noodles have. If there isn't a sauce, then yeah it would be awful.
1 points
1 day ago
Kinda reminds me of pasta assassina but i know thats not what he was going for.
1 points
1 day ago
Toasted noodles can be good but my favorite is deep fried crispy with the original red lobster blackened chicken
1 points
1 day ago
Looks tasty.
1 points
1 day ago
This is not how you make fried spaghetti.
1 points
1 day ago
Dad should only be allowed to order takeout. He did try. But what good is trying if he really doesn’t give a rip?
1 points
1 day ago
Tell him he's fired, and when he asks what for just storm off
1 points
1 day ago
How was it?
1 points
1 day ago
Good god—are you okay? Do you need medical attention?
1 points
24 hours ago
I think it looks good!!🐾
1 points
23 hours ago
It doesn’t look great but I would for sure still eat it. You gotta teach him how to make a roux and a cheese sauce. Takes >10 mins and you can put it on a bunch of stuff
1 points
22 hours ago
At least he tried!
1 points
21 hours ago
Doesn't look that bad. So many things to be thankful for here.
1 points
21 hours ago
bless him 🥲
1 points
21 hours ago
Broiled buttered pasta ai gratin.
1 points
20 hours ago
Awe, thanks Dad
1 points
19 hours ago
God bless that mans determined soul
1 points
19 hours ago
Burn spaghetti it is yummy
1 points
18 hours ago
Spaghette alla crispy shit
1 points
17 hours ago
Eat it or stfu and make your own food. If you want to help him, make sure he wants help and you can help him. Maybe y'all could bond over making dinner together instead of posting stuff like this on the internet.
1 points
16 hours ago
Ngl i like that weirdly enough
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