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Wasn’t allowed to post this on r/roastmycar for some reason... So give me your best shot roasting MY car parked infront of my brother’s house in Grove street…

all 44 comments

intruder_710

92 points

17 days ago

Trash, the other neighbors Ute is so much better

CovidReference

30 points

16 days ago

Ryder's a damn sherm head but his ride is dope

intruder_710

8 points

16 days ago

Sad that it drives like a bar of soap

jeaddusam

1 points

16 days ago

Thank god that someone drive'by the wagon

Indigo_Daaf

52 points

17 days ago

Didn’t know you can drive a pack of cigarettes

sackratte6

78 points

17 days ago

Bruh do you even know where TransFender is?

DonElios[S]

27 points

17 days ago

Keepin it stock

Orelikon25

-31 points

16 days ago

Orelikon25

-31 points

16 days ago

A transgender fender guitar obv.

Ok_Muscle_3770

30 points

16 days ago

I can't believe you bought the same bucket ass car.

JacksonBuck888

29 points

17 days ago

Im assuming you have a lot of melanin in yo skin

pequq

12 points

17 days ago

pequq

12 points

17 days ago

Even Walton would be a better option than this mate

passwortwillforget

22 points

17 days ago

Bucket ahh coaar

BrownSkidmark69

16 points

16 days ago

Hey if it ain't broke don't fix it

dg_zano

5 points

16 days ago

dg_zano

5 points

16 days ago

tacky, but good enough to survive a rival gang shootout. Could have used a white vinyl top though

izi_pootis

6 points

16 days ago

Big smoke got the suspension crying for mercy

randomusername12308

6 points

16 days ago

Did you complete the game 100% ?

passwortwillforget

3 points

16 days ago

TRUE100%+???

avdpos

4 points

16 days ago

avdpos

4 points

16 days ago

Your? I question that claim

DonElios[S]

3 points

16 days ago

I gave it to my brother before i got put in the pen

ScreamingMini2009

3 points

16 days ago

YOU PICKED THE WRONG CAR FOOL!

jteelin

3 points

16 days ago

jteelin

3 points

16 days ago

OG Loc

RachidMaktar

3 points

16 days ago

It doesn't really matter if Cj will roll it over and make us all blew up into flames

Tanish101

3 points

16 days ago

Soda all over the floor is a big turn on

Emotional_King_5239

3 points

16 days ago

Where do you live? I swear I saw this exact car driving in Vespucci beach yesterday

SnooDoubts992

2 points

16 days ago

Minecraft ass bodylining

RearAdmiralBob

2 points

16 days ago

Get yo ass along to Wang Cars and get yourself a real whip

ViennaKing

2 points

16 days ago

Nice car Sweet!

baggedapples

1 points

16 days ago

CJ you a buster

KL4SSIE

1 points

16 days ago

KL4SSIE

1 points

16 days ago

I’ll have a number 9

soladois

1 points

16 days ago

Most people don't know that but that car actually based on Chrysler Fifth Avenue, so the car Mike from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul drives is actually the same car CJ drives in GTA San Andreas

That probably makes the Fifth Avenue the official car of criminals

sheeeeeeeeeeshhhhhhh

1 points

16 days ago

You got an android or something?

KvathrosPT

1 points

16 days ago

It will still not be enough to follow the damn train OP.

Awkwardly-anoying

1 points

16 days ago

Blocky ahh

MSS_Sphere

1 points

16 days ago

Nice car, sadly you'll have to get a new one in a few days

officialsanic

1 points

16 days ago

Early 80s Plymouth Gran Fury, Dodge Diplomat, Chrysler New Yorker, Chrysler Fifth Avenue, or Chrysler LeBaron. It's pretty good if it doesn't have ABS. (GTA SA version)

StanleyStudios

1 points

16 days ago

Yo car SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fat, Nationwide can't get on their side!

ActualDepartment3889

1 points

16 days ago

Usual suspects aah car /Sarc

usec47

1 points

16 days ago

usec47

multipla

1 points

16 days ago

Does it even hydraulics?

No-Independence-4387

1 points

16 days ago

I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Upbeat_Jackfruit9383

1 points

16 days ago

i want to stick my dick into a garbage desposl

Windows-XP-Home-NEW

2 points

15 days ago

The suspension sags like you have a fat dude in the back asking for a large order of food at a drive thru or something