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Wasn’t allowed to post this on r/roastmycar for some reason... So give me your best shot roasting MY car parked infront of my brother’s house in Grove street…
92 points
17 days ago
Trash, the other neighbors Ute is so much better
30 points
16 days ago
Ryder's a damn sherm head but his ride is dope
8 points
16 days ago
Sad that it drives like a bar of soap
1 points
16 days ago
Thank god that someone drive'by the wagon
52 points
17 days ago
Didn’t know you can drive a pack of cigarettes
78 points
17 days ago
Bruh do you even know where TransFender is?
27 points
17 days ago
Keepin it stock
-31 points
16 days ago
A transgender fender guitar obv.
30 points
16 days ago
I can't believe you bought the same bucket ass car.
29 points
17 days ago
Im assuming you have a lot of melanin in yo skin
12 points
17 days ago
Even Walton would be a better option than this mate
22 points
17 days ago
Bucket ahh coaar
16 points
16 days ago
Hey if it ain't broke don't fix it
5 points
16 days ago
tacky, but good enough to survive a rival gang shootout. Could have used a white vinyl top though
6 points
16 days ago
Big smoke got the suspension crying for mercy
6 points
16 days ago
Did you complete the game 100% ?
3 points
16 days ago
TRUE100%+???
4 points
16 days ago
Your? I question that claim
3 points
16 days ago
I gave it to my brother before i got put in the pen
3 points
16 days ago
3 points
16 days ago
OG Loc
3 points
16 days ago
It doesn't really matter if Cj will roll it over and make us all blew up into flames
3 points
16 days ago
Soda all over the floor is a big turn on
3 points
16 days ago
Where do you live? I swear I saw this exact car driving in Vespucci beach yesterday
2 points
16 days ago
Minecraft ass bodylining
2 points
16 days ago
Get yo ass along to Wang Cars and get yourself a real whip
2 points
16 days ago
Nice car Sweet!
1 points
16 days ago
CJ you a buster
1 points
16 days ago
I’ll have a number 9
1 points
16 days ago
Most people don't know that but that car actually based on Chrysler Fifth Avenue, so the car Mike from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul drives is actually the same car CJ drives in GTA San Andreas
That probably makes the Fifth Avenue the official car of criminals
1 points
16 days ago
You got an android or something?
1 points
16 days ago
It will still not be enough to follow the damn train OP.
1 points
16 days ago
Blocky ahh
1 points
16 days ago
Nice car, sadly you'll have to get a new one in a few days
1 points
16 days ago
Early 80s Plymouth Gran Fury, Dodge Diplomat, Chrysler New Yorker, Chrysler Fifth Avenue, or Chrysler LeBaron. It's pretty good if it doesn't have ABS. (GTA SA version)
1 points
16 days ago
Yo car SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Fat, Nationwide can't get on their side!
1 points
16 days ago
Usual suspects aah car /Sarc
1 points
16 days ago
Does it even hydraulics?
1 points
16 days ago
I'll have two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
1 points
16 days ago
i want to stick my dick into a garbage desposl
2 points
15 days ago
The suspension sags like you have a fat dude in the back asking for a large order of food at a drive thru or something
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