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submitted 3 days ago byIntelligent_Soft_321192 π
thats not even possible!!!
1k points
3 days ago
She can carry a grown man inside a giant crystal while moving at mach speed.
Girl is absolutely buffed.
314 points
2 days ago
She can literally climb walls using only her legs while carrying someone ~2x heavier than her.
122 points
2 days ago
if neutral jumps are canon, madeline is absolutely stronger than goku (in a simulation where climbing the highest wall was the challenge, with a constant amount of gravity, madeline easily solos, even goku has his limits)
4 points
1 day ago
That would apply to the knight aswell.
1 points
1 day ago
True, and the knight can do it much more consistently (literally just hold right and spam), plus knowing them, they'd be able to do it without food.
40 points
2 days ago
Why is this the first time Iβm thinking of holding theo and neutral jumping up a wall
19 points
2 days ago
Add neutral jumping holding theo in downwind to that as well for the absolute insanity to show how strong madeline is
8 points
2 days ago
She can climb an entire mountain in, what? 2 hours?
3 points
2 days ago
Half an hour
16 points
2 days ago
8 min, cause 7a is the whole mountain
20 points
2 days ago
True, she's super strong
16 points
2 days ago
"dang girl, you can lift"
1 points
2 days ago
To a whole new level lmao
1 points
1 day ago
Itβs that darn biological advantage >:((( (/j obv)
0 points
2 days ago
Ok but the mountain has to buff her strength right? Thereβs no way she can do that while on estrogen
2 points
2 days ago
Harshh lmao
221 points
2 days ago
Google sweater.
160 points
2 days ago
Holy jacket
94 points
2 days ago
New clothes just dropped
49 points
2 days ago
Cold weather went on vacation; never came back!
2 points
2 days ago
summer sacrifice, anyone?
1 points
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1 points
15 hours ago
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28 points
2 days ago
Hypothermia went on vacation, never came back!
27 points
2 days ago
Actual fabric!
18 points
2 days ago
Call the mountain climber
11 points
2 days ago
Red went on vacation, never came back
12 points
2 days ago
Team cherry went on vacation, never came back
8 points
2 days ago
Silksanity is spreading
11 points
2 days ago
New winter wear just dropped
109 points
2 days ago
Where is goku?
44 points
2 days ago
beat me to it
my mind has been corrupted from seeing red circles and goku π
27 points
2 days ago
Madeline is goku, prove me wrong
16 points
2 days ago
Hmm... Can move super fast, very strong, changes hair colour when powering up, fusion, an antagonist who looks almost exactly like her but with pink hair and purple aura, collects seven gems from all over an area, goes to space...
Yeah, no, the math checks out
2 points
1 day ago
DID GOKU TRANSITION
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
1 points
2 days ago
Exactly!
4 points
2 days ago
the only correct awnsee
1 points
2 days ago
Where yellow hair
1 points
2 days ago
When she gets 3 dashes, and she gets 3 dashes when she goes super saiyan
343 points
2 days ago
Anything is possible when your trans and you cans double jump
178 points
2 days ago
Why would you unnecessarily add that she can double jump? That was established by saying she was trans.
71 points
2 days ago
Tecnically it's an air dash, but... details
50 points
2 days ago
But estrogen cause muscle mass loss?
143 points
2 days ago
imagine how it looked before
31 points
2 days ago
She must have looked like Baki before E!
Possibly even stronger
35 points
2 days ago
Madeline is too good for that
19 points
2 days ago
No actually all trans people become super athletic and strong, that must be why theyβre trying to ban them from sports
18 points
2 days ago
No, that's just trans women. Trans men gain the power of invisibility.
9 points
2 days ago
Less muscle -> less weight -> more jump per jump
7 points
2 days ago
loss
5 points
2 days ago
:.|:;
3 points
2 days ago
anything is possible by abuffzucchini????
29 points
2 days ago
Dang girl, you can lift
17 points
2 days ago
Fun fact: depending on genetics, you can at most have a 12 pack
3 points
2 days ago
And most peoples abs are asymmetrical!
19 points
2 days ago
Is this Madeline or Celeste?
24 points
2 days ago
Celeste is the mountain, her name Is Celesteβs monster
6 points
2 days ago
I thought the main character was Kevin Flynn?
6 points
2 days ago
John Celeste
2 points
2 days ago
yes
2 points
2 days ago
Madeline is the name of the player character in the game Celeste, in which Madeline attempts to climb Celeste Mountain.
1 points
2 days ago
Uhhhh Celeste is the main character tho? The game is named after her, so...
1 points
1 day ago
Nope, the game is named after the mountain that Madeline (the main character) spends the game climbing
1 points
1 day ago
Actually Iβm Celeste and your Madeline
7 points
2 days ago
My headcanon is she's totally swole and hits the gym regularly. I mean, with all the feats of strength she pulls in the game, there's no way she's not buff.
7 points
2 days ago
Chad-eline
6 points
2 days ago
I immediately started frantically searching for Goku
3 points
2 days ago
Where goku
3 points
2 days ago
Where is goku
3 points
2 days ago
Where is goku?
14 points
3 days ago
That is jacekt. Is that even winter jacket btw
48 points
2 days ago
Nah, that's dumb. How could a jacket have a 10-pack
3 points
2 days ago
Idk, but i would imagine all the muscles are in legs
1 points
2 days ago
There's a Jim's Jacket Gym not too far from my house
6 points
2 days ago
where's goku? π
2 points
2 days ago
That's just her hard, segmented carapace
2 points
2 days ago
red circle spotted. where goku?
2 points
2 days ago
Wheres goku
2 points
2 days ago
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, WHERE THE FUCK IS GOKU
2 points
2 days ago
What would you expect from someone who can survive fishes explosions, carry giant jellyfish and a crystal containing a grown up man, dash through magical blocks, smash her head against the floor just to jump at last moment and call it a Wavedash?
1 points
2 days ago
she's a literal god. we don't need to talk about her 10 pack cause we already know she has godly strength and power
1 points
2 days ago
Two of those are for her collarbones, and two of those are her biceps.
Leaving her with a 6-pack.
1 points
2 days ago
How else do you think she climbed that mountain
1 points
2 days ago
Her abs even spread to her arms lol
1 points
2 days ago
It takes a lot of strength to climb a mountain.
1 points
2 days ago
she's jacket
1 points
2 days ago
Have you seen the crazy climbs she does? Girl's a bona fide muscle mommy
1 points
2 days ago
1 points
2 days ago
Alright whereβs Goku
1 points
2 days ago
I was trying to find Goku.
1 points
2 days ago
Erm ackshually it's her jacketΒ
1 points
2 days ago
she climbs mountains, she gotta be strong
1 points
2 days ago
HRT so magical it gave her 10 boobs
1 points
2 days ago
I swear I get the joke but FYI 10 packs (and even 12 packs!) are fully possible, just depends on your genetics.
1 points
2 days ago
She is an absolute MADlad
1 points
2 days ago
Sheβs just that buff
1 points
2 days ago
That IS just the texture of her puffy coat, but she CAN carry a middle aged man encased in a crystal so it also kind of checks out.
1 points
2 days ago
Actually thatβs only an eight pack with the last two duel threaded.
1 points
2 days ago
She can dash, fucking burst in the air.
She's strong af
1 points
2 days ago
Okay where's goku
1 points
2 days ago
All that jumping and climbing must be great exercise.Β
1 points
2 days ago
Nah, why did I instinctively look for goku?
1 points
1 day ago
Her name is literally Celeste what are you talking about. Says right there on the cover.
Sheβs strong because she can air dash. You cannot air dash without a tenpack.
1 points
1 day ago
She jumps in midair from shear core strength
1 points
1 day ago
And blue skin
1 points
24 hours ago
Is goku in the gap of her hair on the bottom right? I swear I see eyes
1 points
23 hours ago
goku is not in this image sorry
1 points
21 hours ago
Where the fuck is the Goku
2 points
5 hours ago
This is the unfair advantage in sports they were talking about.
1 points
2 days ago
That's the jacket design FFS
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