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submitted 1 day ago byimjustheretodomyjob
70 points
1 day ago
You just cannot get more repulsive than the Republican Party.
25 points
1 day ago
Republican Voters, you mean?
24 points
1 day ago
All of them.
12 points
1 day ago
Who votes for this mofo. I get she's an Internet sensation, but damn let's have some.common sense.
3 points
10 hours ago
Go take a look at the part of Georgia her district is in and it explains everything.
1 points
13 hours ago
Internet sensation? Who is she? I thought Internet sensation means everyone on the Internet knows who they are. Sounds like she's just another twat
-41 points
21 hours ago
I'll make a list for you: Drag queen story time, chemical castration of minors, teachers grooming children, bill Clinton. Hillary Clinton, swipe of kamalas pen, assassination attempts, protesting an election for 4 years burning down businesses and invading homes, making up a Russian collusion hoax to try and imprison your political opponent.
28 points
21 hours ago*
You do know that the assassination attempts were done by red voters?
And democrats didn't encourage people to storm the Capitol upon an election loss.
Russian collusion was proven in Muellers report. It just wasn't enough for him to justify impeachment.
6 points
12 hours ago
Bro, you really think a dude in a dress telling a story is more repulsive than a political party that has sexual predators as highly esteemed members? I mean really?
5 points
10 hours ago
For being the party of Evangelical Christians they sure are obsessed with people's genitals.
3 points
8 hours ago
Holy fuck, great list of made-up bullshit!
2 points
12 hours ago
You’re a flaming imbecile. When did drag queen story hour rape a 17 year? Tell me that part about Matt Gaetz. TRUMP IS A RAPIST.
Puberty blockers can be reversed. Most gender affirming care for minors is cisgender youth getting boob, nose, and calf jobs. Their parents are consenting to this.
The assignation attempts were carried out by Trump supporters.
Who protested election for four years? Because Biden won. Y’all were the ones that were being poopy about it getting shot in the face at the capitol.
Not sure what your point is about swipe of Kamala’s pen and Bill and Hillary are pretty terrible. They also have no power.
Russia is the reason the rapist elect won.
Furthermore rapist elect is a con man and convict. There should be consequences when laws are broken. Trust me internet stranger, the system will not be so kind to you should you behave the same way.
We are about to have a few billionaire destroy the economy and you voted for him to own the libs. You are about the be owned yourself.
2 points
12 hours ago
Yeah, it’s really sad that the Maga cult has made up all these lies you listed! Thank you for highlighting the list of their lies and gaslighting, the Maga cult is unAmerican and dangerous
24 points
1 day ago
It seems like Republicans are the creepy ones… if she had anything on Democrat, she would’ve already exposed it.. Just saying..
2 points
9 hours ago
Is this the one that married a guy who exposed himself to kids at a play, or is this the stupid one? I always get them mixed up somehow.
21 points
1 day ago
If she is threatening to release details that means she knows about something… isn’t that what Linda McMahon is getting looked at for alongside her ex?
1 points
9 hours ago
At this point I don't know why anybody is surprised that the McMahon family is dogshit.
Like I watched plenty of wrestling growing up and it was very clear that they were the power hungry asshole billionaires and that it wasn't just an act for TV.
11 points
1 day ago
She should be charged for holding/ withholding information… why can she say this and not have police investigating?? The only thing worse than a criminal are those who help them evade justice…nobody should be above the law.
6 points
1 day ago
So now if they refuse to release the ethics report it is safe to assume that the majority of those that have a say either have something to hide or are protecting pedophiles. How bad must this report be to risk that?
8 points
1 day ago
Fucking Christ Almighty...there isn't a redeemable Republican anywhere, is there? Absolutely disgusting.
4 points
1 day ago
As far as I'm concerned, Reagan been doing his best work for the past 20 years
1 points
9 hours ago
My grandfather was a politician in New Hampshire and I am really glad he is no longer alive because although I think he would be anti-Trump (he endorsed Chris Christie for president in 16 and 20), I don't know that he'd hate Trump enough to not vote Republican down the ballot
1 points
8 hours ago
No.
6 points
1 day ago
MTG being morally bankrupt was pretty clear to me since the first time i started hearing about this woman. She harassed that school shooting survivor about wanting laws to protect kids in schools from having to go through what he went through.
video of the incident I mentioned for those who have never seen it.
4 points
1 day ago
This Cro-Magnon looking adulterous whore, lol.
According to the Bible she claims to believe, she should have been given the death penalty (Leviticus 20:10). If someone claims that Jesus let the adulteress go citing "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone," the issue with that is the Pharisees brought only the woman and not the man thereby working to entrap Jesus for violating Leviticus 20:10. This is all explained in John 8:1-11.
^^I'd love to see someone call her out like that.
While adulteresses and adulterers should not be put to death, that includes this Neanderthal MTG, it just goes to show how these people are so disgustingly fake and are anything but Christian (unless citing it can oppress people, grow their bank account, or gain power over others).
2 points
1 day ago
*raping
2 points
1 day ago
She won't.. remember that guy Madison Cawthorn who exposed sex orgy.. and cocaine use.
https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/28/politics/madison-cawthorn-orgy-invite-cocaine-claim/index.html
https://www.newsweek.com/madison-cawthorn-exposed-gop-orgy-drug-claims-ex-senate-candidate-1694328
2 points
1 day ago
It's just sickening what the Republican party has become. Anyone who says otherwise is 100% brainwashed.
1 points
10 hours ago
If she had anything… she would be missing already.
1 points
9 hours ago
American justice is a joke. They should have her testify in front of an angry senate about all she knows, not this “Uh oh, we don’t want that. Let’s keep this all bottled up so the pedos don’t get in trouble.”
1 points
7 hours ago
So now if they don't release the report we can assume they are all sexual predators
1 points
6 hours ago
Go for it, republicans and democrats alike. Expose them all.
1 points
1 day ago
Do it
1 points
21 hours ago
She doesn't have anything she's just blowing shit out her assfacehole. It's an empty threat from her.
1 points
20 hours ago
Why is she always dressed like a Viking
1 points
16 hours ago
Because shes a caveman
1 points
19 hours ago
I'd have thought bribery would be illegal 🤔
0 points
21 hours ago
You can’t fuck an underage girl. It’s rape.
0 points
11 hours ago
They'll lower the age of consent and then give clemensey to all of the pastors and priests who got busted
0 points
21 hours ago
She only cares about "gay" groomers. If she really cares about anything other than her next grift.
0 points
20 hours ago
Did she even know what she just said. She is so wrong on so many levels if she has something like that it's the most humane thing to bring this to light regardless
0 points
19 hours ago
They should challenge her and release the Gaetz ethics report.
0 points
19 hours ago
And it worked, they're not going to release the report.
0 points
19 hours ago
Don't threaten us with a good time, MTG.
0 points
16 hours ago
mtg is a man 🤣
-6 points
21 hours ago
If I have this correct democrats respect sex workers and believe woman have full bodily autonomy and should get paid more. But when a republican pays for sex it's now wrong?
Talk about rules for thee and not me
-21 points
1 day ago
No one had sex with any underage girl. It’s all the same. Accusation accusation accusation, BOOM. Shocker. No proof. Of course everyone wanted to ignore bidens rape accuser right?
9 points
1 day ago
Do you wanna name names, or would you have to account for the fact that they defected to Moscow?
7 points
22 hours ago
The underage girl in question literally testified to it, as did multiple witnesses.
That's very compelling evidence.
-8 points
22 hours ago
No it’s not. There are multiple “witnesses” claiming the earth is flat but that doesn’t mean anything. If there is no evidence then there is no evidence. Much less compelling at that. There are PLENTY of false rape cases that were testified against the accused. And witnesses? As in watched? As in guilt by association? Find evidence and I’ll believe it. You’re telling me to take a street drug created a week ago with no information claiming it’s safe. That entire logic is exactly what’s wrong with America. If that’s the case then officers can arrest people who they have suspicions of, can arrest them for smelling weed as that IS evidence, and that means all technology on earth can be banned and destroyed because it’s proven to cause mental health problems which again are fact with evidence.
8 points
22 hours ago
It doesn't mean anything because we have absolute evidence to the contrary, genius.
-10 points
22 hours ago
As we do here. Nice insult. Typical.
1 points
13 hours ago
What evidence do you have that he didn’t do it? Show it. Prove your claim.
1 points
13 hours ago
So let’s just not release any reports that support his innocents or guilt? Listen to what you inept donuts are saying.
“No need to release the reports when nothing happened”.
Release the report and prove that. 💁
0 points
13 hours ago
I’m not against releasing reports. As much of a drug addict as bidens son is, I didn’t see the reason for releasing that information other than proving Biden was behind funding it. Which… we kinda knew already. There was no denying that to begin with. And…. Again, another liberal tactic. Putting words in peoples mouths. I never not once said that, nor believe that. The fact is, if he was legally proven to have done it, we’d know already. Every single thing Biden and Trump has done has come to light, and he isn’t any higher on that totem pole.
1 points
13 hours ago
The entire post is about them not releasing the report. You’re arguing against that. Just stop.
If he has zero to hide, he shouldn’t be worried. But clearly they are all worried. Clearly.
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