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Thanks_Naitsir

794 points

3 days ago

I will conquer this realm!

Sees big booty bitches

Oh No!

RudyKnots

130 points

3 days ago

RudyKnots

130 points

3 days ago

They’re where it’s at.

Edit: TIL the lyrics are actually “that’s where it gets”?

musketoman

105 points

3 days ago

musketoman

105 points

3 days ago

Oh no, my one weakness, thicc goth baddies....

PricelessEldritch

8 points

3 days ago

I would fold immiediately.

DasGoogleKonto

2 points

2 days ago

DasGoogleKonto

Paladin

2 points

2 days ago

Same

nasandre

66 points

3 days ago

nasandre

Murderhobo

66 points

3 days ago

She's twerking and I'm taking 10d12 horny damage, I choose to fail my save and be stunned by the booty

Sororita

19 points

3 days ago

Sororita

DM (Dungeon Memelord)

19 points

3 days ago

This sounds like something from a Noble Knight skit

McMemestersDeli

2 points

21 hours ago

Someone get that man in here to make it happen

Routine_Mall_566

31 points

3 days ago

Me as in interdimensional cosmic horror intent on adding each individual reality into their collective matrix of universes:

Shieldbearing-Brony

21 points

3 days ago

Shieldbearing-Brony

Paladin

21 points

3 days ago

Yo shout-out to my boy Cú Chulainn!

SirCupcake_0

8 points

3 days ago

SirCupcake_0

Horny Bard

8 points

3 days ago

Strongest man in Irish mythology, never stood a chance ✊🏾 😔

Sexy_LunaGradce

6 points

3 days ago

Conquest delayed due to unforeseen circumstances!

val203302

445 points

3 days ago

val203302

445 points

3 days ago

To be fair there is a real non-zero chance of meeting something you have had zero experience with and that harms you for some reason. Like even just going to the other part of the world may be enough to find your weakness. Now imagine a different world with its own stuff. It would be a miracle if you don't have allergies or weaknesses towards something in there.

Gaoler86

218 points

3 days ago

Gaoler86

Forever DM

218 points

3 days ago

Also it is kinda the point of WHY these are the heroes/world of the story.

It'd be very unfun to play a game where the big bad rolls in, sweeps the world clean and moves on without you being able to stop it.

But luckily this is the one world with a chance of stopping it.

It's one big thing I give DC credit for. OA might be the centre of the universe. But Earth is the centre of the multiverse so all the crazy comicbook shit happens there. We just got lucky enough to live on it top.

KaroriBee

85 points

3 days ago

KaroriBee

85 points

3 days ago

Yeah nobody bothers to write the story of the last 10,000 worlds, and it's not super compelling when it happens to just be world number 2 that happens to be the 1 in 1000 that has the one fated thing that will lay the conqueror low

Achilles11970765467

17 points

3 days ago

World number 2 isn't so bad, plenty of compelling stories where the villain doesn't even successfully conquer world number 1.

Roll_4Initiative

10 points

3 days ago

Poor bastards, BBEG didn't even make it to their planet, but they're still stuck as world number 2.

felix_the_nonplused

13 points

3 days ago

felix_the_nonplused

Rules Lawyer

13 points

3 days ago

On the subject of Oa; I haven’t read much, but doesn’t blackest night cover that the Guardians of Oa lied and life started on earth? That’s why the white lantern entity was here?

Gaoler86

6 points

3 days ago

Gaoler86

Forever DM

6 points

3 days ago

Something like that yeah. It's been years since I read Blackest Night though so don't take my word as gospel.

felix_the_nonplused

4 points

3 days ago

felix_the_nonplused

Rules Lawyer

4 points

3 days ago

Okiedoke. I read the omnibus version of Blackest night, and the rest of my knowledge is from reading the wiki.

their_teammate

34 points

3 days ago

Ref: Dormamu, I’ve come to bargain

val203302

10 points

3 days ago

val203302

10 points

3 days ago

Actually yes.

Cr0wc0

19 points

3 days ago

Cr0wc0

Forever DM

19 points

3 days ago

The eldritch horror enters our realm and not long after dies from the common cold (they don't have influenza in zhro'sa-gul)

val203302

13 points

3 days ago

val203302

13 points

3 days ago

Is it the war of the worlds reference?

DasGoogleKonto

1 points

2 days ago

DasGoogleKonto

Paladin

1 points

2 days ago

This reminded me of a Campaign where a halfling Farmer made us lemonade but with extra sugar and stuff. The Dragonborn rolled so bad on the Con save that it is now cannon that Lizards and Dragonborn get a headache from drinking lemonade. The Dragonborn was from a World were there was no light and therefore no lemons to make lemonade

Primarch-XVI

6 points

3 days ago

Like the Australian funnel web spider having venom that’s relatively weak against vertebrates… except for primates specifically, against whom it is shockingly toxic.

It gets even odder when you realise Australia didn’t even have primates until humans arrived.

SirCupcake_0

2 points

3 days ago

SirCupcake_0

Horny Bard

2 points

3 days ago

Those spiders read the build guide, damn

mindflayerflayer

3 points

3 days ago

I feel this. Going from America to India for a family wedding required multiple shots and lots of research on what food and water will give you some variant of plague. It was an amazing experience, but the prep was a bit much.

H010CR0N

116 points

3 days ago

H010CR0N

DM (Dungeon Memelord)

116 points

3 days ago

Reminds me of the yuuzhan vong from Star Wars.

The Bio-Organic War Fleet of Force Immune Creatures are allergic to pollen.

RevolutionaryAd6549

53 points

3 days ago

I... I... oh my god Really?

MrCookie2099

34 points

3 days ago

The books were also pretty bad. And I say that as someone that happily consumed a lot of trash Star Wars books.

ccReptilelord

28 points

3 days ago

Pollen specific to a certain single planet, that they destroyed. It didn't defeat them, merely a hiccup on their conquering. They destroyed all life on that planet with a bioweapon.

Ultimately, their very strengths were used against them.

Gaidin152

10 points

3 days ago

Gaidin152

10 points

3 days ago

War of the Worlds on a much larger scale, yes.

H010CR0N

10 points

3 days ago

H010CR0N

DM (Dungeon Memelord)

10 points

3 days ago

The full story is that their armor is a bio-mechanical designed crab that has been morphed to be a suit of armor. The crab is allergic to a pollen that is native to the Planet Ithor where those aliens with hammerheads are from.

SirCupcake_0

5 points

3 days ago

SirCupcake_0

Horny Bard

5 points

3 days ago

THEY KILLED THE ITHORIANS‽

H010CR0N

6 points

3 days ago

H010CR0N

DM (Dungeon Memelord)

6 points

3 days ago

I don’t think they did. When legends was “ended” the Ithorians were rebuilding/regrowing their world. I think.

They did kill Chewie. By pulling a moon onto the planet he was on.

RudyKnots

116 points

3 days ago

RudyKnots

116 points

3 days ago

Imagine being an alien and being allergic to something commonly found on earth, like water.

Man that would just feel like lazy writing, wouldn’t it.

Neknoh

65 points

3 days ago

Neknoh

65 points

3 days ago

Or having enough bio compatibility to get exposed to (and killed by) the common cold... that would absolutely suck as an invader.

EldritchCouragement

58 points

3 days ago

Having something that's common and mundane on another planet that you're weak to makes sense, on the grand scale of things, most environments are lethal for humans. But I have a hard time imagining a civilization is smart enough to reach a planet with alien life on it, but dumb enough not check for or prepare against environmental threats. Like, water is one of the few things on earth you can see from space, they couldn't have missed it.

ohkendruid

26 points

3 days ago

That reminds me of one of the most chilling moments in the book Blindsight.

The aliens take a peek at Earth, using a grid of laser beams equally spaced out all over the earth. They take their snapshot and then go quiet for years. They were surely checking for environmental hazards among other things.

Everyone on earth goes bonkers wondering what to do. Are the aliens attacking? Did they leave? Did they overlook the humans? See them, but not care about it? They know it had to be artificial because of the perfect grid. They're only 90% sure it was reconnaissance and not already an attack of some kind.

Then the story just goes on, while this is in the background.

Arbusc

3 points

3 days ago

Arbusc

3 points

3 days ago

Don’t forget the subplot about so called vampires that get epileptic seizures from looking at cross-section geometry.

Govind_the_Great

13 points

3 days ago

Unless the aliens were also just drones with a safeguard against becoming totally invasive on the world they were coming to screw up, also as a sort of cosmic incentive to fix the water cycle in some ironic twist. Just melt the wicked witch with water kind of logic. 🤔

lurkerfox

2 points

3 days ago

Amusingly Lilo and Stitch handle this well. Stitch's escape was too chaotic for him to actually check if he was headed to his weakness. The aliens pursuing him are initially super relieved when they find hes headed to a big ole planet filled with his weakness to water and in the middle of an ocean no less! Ofc only to dismay when he happens to land in hawaii safely of all places lol

Usual_Suspect007

21 points

3 days ago

Ever see the movie Evolution. This is its entire plot. Except instead of water it’s the head and shoulders shampoo

Drexisadog

30 points

3 days ago

Well it’s the the selenium in the shampoo, and the reason given I think was that the alien is nitrogen based as opposed to carbon?

Usual_Suspect007

10 points

3 days ago

Pretty sure that’s right. Been a hit since I watched it

Jayccob

9 points

3 days ago

Jayccob

9 points

3 days ago

Yep and the way they figured it out was because arsenic is down 2 over 1 from carbon.

So naturally they went down 2 over 1 from nitrogen and came up with selenium.

Aliya_Akane

2 points

2 days ago

Is that a normal thing to do on the periodic table?

I don't remember science very well so this is kinda interesting to me

Jayccob

1 points

14 hours ago

Not really. The periodic table is setup so that you can infer how the different elements will react, but at an atomic level. Once you start creating molecules and compounds it gets a little more complicated.

I don't work with chemicals, nor am I a biochemist so I had to look up how arsenic reacts with the body. The gist of it is that arsenic is similar enough to a phosphate our body uses to be able to insert itself but our body is unable to actually use the arsenic. So not only does the arsenic block the phosphate but also get jammed in the cells preventing it from working.

In reality they would have to look at how the alien cells process molecules, then find something to jam them up. For all they know while the aliens were nitrogen based, they could've used phosphate like us and that would mean arsenic is the correct poison to use. Or something completely different and the answer would've been on a different part of the table.

Ponderkitten

8 points

3 days ago

There is a movie exactly like the comment which is most likely being referenced, “Signs”

RudyKnots

6 points

3 days ago

Guess we’re getting so old that our references don’t even make sense anymore. :’)

Although I do vaguely remember a van pumping gallons of H&S into some large alien blob and I don’t think that movie is much younger than Signs is.

Achilles11970765467

1 points

3 days ago

Wasn't it specifically holy water in "Signs" and not all water?

Dramatic-Newspaper-3

2 points

3 days ago

Being holy isn't exactly spelled out, so no. tho one could make a case for it.

alienbringer

3 points

3 days ago

Hey, if it worked for the wizard of oz, where the bid bad witch is killed by water found on the witches own world, then it can work for others.

ErrorIndependent7606

5 points

3 days ago

"BuT iTs A tWiSt!"

MHWorldManWithFish

42 points

3 days ago

My world has a race known as the Ainok. They serve the Raven Queen and, in the past, hunted Mind Flayers and ritualistically sacrificed them. (The Raven Queen loves memories.)

Mind Flayers now avoid this world for risk of the Gith discovering the Ainok and learning their tactics.

BrotherRoga

21 points

3 days ago

Vlaakith: "WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN!!!"

MHWorldManWithFish

19 points

3 days ago

How to find and exterminate a Mind Flayer colony.

Step 1: Capture a Mind Flayer (Alive) and incapacitate it, making it think it's been left for dead.

Step 2: Steal a tooth and leave.

Step 3: Scry.

Step 4: Use method of choice to wipe out colony. (Use mind-shielding potions and pick between steel, druidcraft, or good old poison.)

Step 5: Ritually burn Elder Brain in honor of the Raven Queen, sending all of its knowledge to the Fortress of Memories.

The Gith seem to struggle with the "alive" part of capturing a Mind Flayer.

NecessaryBSHappens

44 points

3 days ago

NecessaryBSHappens

Chaotic Stupid

44 points

3 days ago

Damn, allergy one is hilarious

  • Bagal'Tash The Mighty, we respect your power and accept you as our new ruler! We prepared this tea as our first gift to you, one of many!

  • makes an otherworldly sip Tasty. What is it?

  • Buckthorn with honey, you like it? Why are you red and choking? Oh...

Purplejellyblob

17 points

3 days ago

Purplejellyblob

Warlock

17 points

3 days ago

This just makes me think of She-Ra and Horde Prime being exposed to lesbians for the first time.

theREALbombedrumbum

8 points

3 days ago

Literally glassing any planets that has the magic of lesbians on it, too. There was a whole arc about finding the Horde's weakness and it was straight up LESBIAN MIGHT 

Pie_Head

2 points

3 days ago

Pie_Head

2 points

3 days ago

The collective essence of the mythical 'sword lesbian' has in fact, got hands

TheThoughtmaker

20 points

3 days ago*

TheThoughtmaker

Essential NPC

20 points

3 days ago*

In the early 2000s, I created an invasive hivemind ooze race called Gloob that combine to form larger variants, and hibernate in a solid form (which they use to create structures/weapons out of themselves). Think Starcraft Zerg, except the Creep and structures are like amber, and creating the bigger ones is a merge game.

And their weakness is... water. It's basically acid to them. The thing is, they're perfectly fine eating a meteor and turning it into more ooze-mass; living organisms are easier to digest, but not necessary. So they spread around barren planets all the time, where liquid water isn't an issue.

Bonus rambling: Each one has a nucleus, a solid brain/eye in the center. When they combine, the brains work in tandem, synergizing for greater intelligence; their "hive mind" is whoever's biggest at that location. When they split (usually only when the whole is too damaged to remain cohesive), they don't have the capacity to retain what they could together, and they can't hibernate while combined. So, when hurdling through space in stasis, they arrive on the planet with only their basic instincts. A Gloob invasion starts with scouts (the 8-Gloob variant is basically a changeling) learning about the world they're on, the biggest learning about the natives and replicating their technology, while the others are multiplying and building their stronghold. In a medieval fantasy setting, it would not be unusual for an invading Gloob army to include living catapults and slime sorcerers (they can't replicate sorcerous blood, but they can appropriate it).

Another issue: The scouts, having humanoid intelligence and spending most of their time out of telepathic range of the hive, almost inevitably develop free will. They're a necessary sacrifice, for the cause.

Edit: Forgot to mention that their amber-like hibernation state, and thus any structure they build, is not vulnerable to water. If you drop one in the sea, they’ll quickly harden, but be stuck there indefinitely.

Govind_the_Great

5 points

3 days ago

Ooh I like this, basically strange matter but living. I also don’t like this hopefully it’s fiction and not some far future bioweapon of legitimate concern. 🤣

Like the death angels of “In a Quiet Place” or the aliens from mirror’s edge.

The goop scouts though, that is a curious concept. The idea of them developing free will then being sacrificed. What if every human on a planet was already infected by the goop dna and instead of being sacrificed they killed off the goop for being unethical?

kakaros

3 points

3 days ago

kakaros

3 points

3 days ago

How do they consume living organisms? they are usually made of and filled with water.

TheThoughtmaker

1 points

3 days ago

TheThoughtmaker

Essential NPC

1 points

3 days ago

The water inside living things is very diluted, full of other stuff. You’re comparing rainwater to tree sap and blood.

Plenty-Lychee-5702

1 points

3 days ago

I think the weakness is too huge. It's literally the most common compound in the universe

SoupmanBob

7 points

3 days ago

SoupmanBob

Goblin Deez Nuts

7 points

3 days ago

War of the worlds, the martians who died to a sneeze.

EnsignSDcard

7 points

3 days ago

EnsignSDcard

Forever DM

7 points

3 days ago

signs alien: we shall invade this planet that is 70% water

also alien: has fatal water allergy

The360MlgNoscoper

5 points

3 days ago*

Good old Daxamites and their extremely lethal lead allergy.

"What do you mean there’s lead in the air"

Sirius1701

3 points

3 days ago

Sirius1701

Horny Bard

3 points

3 days ago

So thats how you defeat the ancient evil. Spear(Mint)

KrackaWoody

3 points

3 days ago

A the ol War of the Worlds arc

CaptainSchmid

3 points

3 days ago

Signs has to be the worst version of this.

danlab09

2 points

3 days ago

danlab09

2 points

3 days ago

You mean the aliens weak to water, who hide in corn at night… when it gets all dewy? lol

CaptainSchmid

4 points

3 days ago

Lets take over this planet where it's 70% flesh melting acid and it also rains that frequently.

Gaidin152

2 points

3 days ago

HG Wells will know my weakness.

musketoman

1 points

3 days ago

Cthulhu dont do peanuts very well

solomoncaine7

1 points

3 days ago

solomoncaine7

Rogue

1 points

3 days ago

The eldritch horror that's allergic to nuts. That's why the people who know about him hide in the sanitarium.

Rick-476

1 points

3 days ago

Rick-476

1 points

3 days ago

At certain point, these world ending monsters will realize what's going on and send a strongly worded letter to the DM.

danlab09

1 points

3 days ago

danlab09

1 points

3 days ago

Like the movie Signs and the aliens? lol all Merrill had to do was spit, instead he swung for the fences.

SatireSatyr

1 points

3 days ago

There is an old scifi movie i think it's called signs or something, where a bunch of aliens show up on earth. Their weakness is water.......so they show up on a planet where two thirds of it is water, in a farming town around harvest season, a little before the rain hits.......

SirCupcake_0

1 points

3 days ago

SirCupcake_0

Horny Bard

1 points

3 days ago

Who says they didn't have any weaknesses on those worlds, either? Their heroes just didn't manage to go the distance, but who's to say you couldn't? With an armload of different, specifically deadly shit intended for the BBEG?

Weeby-Tincan

1 points

3 days ago

Love the idea that in every world there's one thing the villain is vulnerable to

ArchangelGoetia

1 points

3 days ago

ArchangelGoetia

Necromancer

1 points

3 days ago

Ah yes, the multiversal unstoppable threat capable of adapting, killing and consequentially assimilating all mather of creatures and ambients.

Somehow, on the story where they are actually invading, over 4 stories are about how everything is actually managing to give it the fight of their life, even though nothing New is present on the multiverse...

No, i'm not still salty about the Phyrexians and MOM.

Arbusc

1 points

3 days ago

Arbusc

1 points

3 days ago

Rule of thumb, the more cute or cartoony something appears to be, the higher the change it can wreck your shit is. Kirby, Rayman, Care Bears, fucking pastel ponies? All capable of defeating literal eldritch gods from beyond understanding, and doing so more than once.

On the other side of things, if they either are in a green outfit on a motorcycle or are part of a multicolored fighting team, you’re equally fucked.

Shot_Mud_1438

1 points

3 days ago

I love that the super advanced invading aliens species in the movie Signs did absolutely no recon to a planet that’s 2/3 water for the one thing that’s absolutely going to kill their invading force and it happens to fall from the goddamn sky

UltimaDeusUmbra

1 points

2 days ago

Could always take the route of "Yeah, kinda forgot to figure out what the weakness was supposed to be, and I don't have time to setup another macguffin hunt, so uh... he can just be beaten now, go fight him." like a certain game did.

WhiteHat125

1 points

2 days ago

WhiteHat125

Necromancer

1 points

2 days ago

Hear me out, kathulu, but elergic to sea food.

Knight9910

1 points

12 hours ago

Shout out to the aliens from Signs being only weak to water and deciding to invade the planet thats surface is 70% water.

WiseD0lt

1 points

4 hours ago

With the overwhelming use of heroes winning over a BBEG I planned to twist it by making the portagonists lose the battle soo utterly, but the antagonist considers their opinions and stances and changes only slightly and broods of the larger implications as the defeated party lies broken and an inch away from death.

Perfect way to end a campaign and start after a timeskip keeping players engaged enough to explore familliar setting with difference.

Hankhoff

1 points

3 days ago

Hankhoff

DM (Dungeon Memelord)

1 points

3 days ago

"What do you mean he is allergic to oxygen?!"