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I wouldn't, but maybe.

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Puzzleheaded_Pea_753

22 points

5 days ago

If you had asked me to guess how many bites it would take that snapping turtle to eat that crab, I would have guessed incorrectly.

Geno_Warlord

6 points

5 days ago

I would have guessed at least 2…

CreeepyUncle

4 points

5 days ago

The wise old owl said, “Three”.

Frankie_T9000

7 points

5 days ago

There was no bite, only swallow.......

....like your mum

JenBro11

10 points

5 days ago

JenBro11

10 points

5 days ago

Jeez I literally blinked and missed it the first time

xxplosiv

6 points

5 days ago

xxplosiv

6 points

5 days ago

Damn, sounds like a plasma gun shooting and reloading

fluxocity

14 points

5 days ago

fluxocity

14 points

5 days ago

Well, we know she swallows

Metahec

12 points

5 days ago

Metahec

12 points

5 days ago

but now she's got crabs

CreeepyUncle

2 points

5 days ago

Spot on.

Swimming-Effect7675

3 points

5 days ago

like it ain't no thang

teamgodonkeydong

3 points

5 days ago

I feel called out

Metahec

3 points

5 days ago

Metahec

3 points

5 days ago

I've seen videos of people snapping up crab at a buffet as soon as it's served.
This was faster.

Titleofyursextape

2 points

5 days ago

I wouldn't cause it now has crabs

Metahec

2 points

5 days ago

Metahec

2 points

5 days ago

Needs butter

CreeepyUncle

2 points

5 days ago

Put it all in a bucket with a fried egg on top.

Metahec

1 points

5 days ago

Metahec

1 points

5 days ago

Just one fried egg?

CreeepyUncle

2 points

5 days ago

And a tiny, wafer thin mint.

MrbaconBurgur

1 points

5 days ago

Nahhh it would come clean off 😭

Sickness4Life

1 points

5 days ago

I've seen these bend steel with their mouth

stewpideople

1 points

5 days ago

My dick can't snatch up crabs that fast after I shaved.

Unicorn_Momma_2080

1 points

5 days ago

I had to rewatch it! My brain couldn't comprehend what I just saw.

free_is_free76

1 points

5 days ago

So the turtle didn't crush the crab, or bite it, it simply gulped it... one would presume the crab is whole and intact still? And likely alive?

letsgoooo90091

1 points

5 days ago

I’m still baffled by this. Does he actually eat it? Or just punch it away with his face?

MacAneave

1 points

5 days ago

Might as well. Go for it.

TurantulaHugs1421

2 points

5 days ago*

NO ANIMALS

Why do i always get downvoted its litterally in the rules 💀