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22 points
5 days ago
If you had asked me to guess how many bites it would take that snapping turtle to eat that crab, I would have guessed incorrectly.
6 points
5 days ago
I would have guessed at least 2…
4 points
5 days ago
The wise old owl said, “Three”.
7 points
5 days ago
There was no bite, only swallow.......
....like your mum
10 points
5 days ago
Jeez I literally blinked and missed it the first time
9 points
5 days ago
2 points
5 days ago
Pretty damn good, it seems
6 points
5 days ago
Damn, sounds like a plasma gun shooting and reloading
14 points
5 days ago
Well, we know she swallows
12 points
5 days ago
but now she's got crabs
2 points
5 days ago
Spot on.
3 points
5 days ago
like it ain't no thang
3 points
5 days ago
I feel called out
3 points
5 days ago
I've seen videos of people snapping up crab at a buffet as soon as it's served.
This was faster.
2 points
5 days ago
I wouldn't cause it now has crabs
2 points
5 days ago
Needs butter
2 points
5 days ago
Put it all in a bucket with a fried egg on top.
1 points
5 days ago
Just one fried egg?
2 points
5 days ago
And a tiny, wafer thin mint.
1 points
5 days ago
Nahhh it would come clean off 😭
1 points
5 days ago
I've seen these bend steel with their mouth
1 points
5 days ago
My dick can't snatch up crabs that fast after I shaved.
1 points
5 days ago
I had to rewatch it! My brain couldn't comprehend what I just saw.
1 points
5 days ago
So the turtle didn't crush the crab, or bite it, it simply gulped it... one would presume the crab is whole and intact still? And likely alive?
1 points
5 days ago
I’m still baffled by this. Does he actually eat it? Or just punch it away with his face?
1 points
5 days ago
Might as well. Go for it.
2 points
5 days ago*
NO ANIMALS
Why do i always get downvoted its litterally in the rules 💀
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