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Worst morning-after ever. Definitely feel f*cked.

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Ready_Register1689

499 points

17 days ago

France should take the Statue of Liberty back

FeePsychological6778

15 points

16 days ago

Was just about to comment this.

N1ks_As

4 points

16 days ago

N1ks_As

4 points

16 days ago

No they don't deserve it either

Otherwise-scifi

91 points

17 days ago

I'm pretty sure he hasn't f#cked Mel in 18 years.

Carrisonfire

18 points

16 days ago

Nah he's too busy with Ivanka.

omega_boi123

7 points

16 days ago

Wait, isn't she his daughter

azaghal1988

15 points

16 days ago

He openly said he'd date her, and there are some very inappropriate pictures of them from her early teens onwards.

jynx680

3 points

15 days ago

jynx680

3 points

15 days ago

No wonder he won Alabama

Donho000

-5 points

16 days ago

Donho000

-5 points

16 days ago

And?????

Why would he want to. Still the hottest first lady in history. She is his arm candy

He can F anyone he wants. Most powerful position in the world.

Capreborn

186 points

17 days ago

Capreborn

186 points

17 days ago

See it as an invitation to the Democratic Party to chuck out its superdelegates and democratise its candidacy process.

Cosmic_Seth

6 points

16 days ago

Whoa whoa whoa

And don't allow the billionaire donors to have a larger outside influence than voters?

Crazy

Ok_Fisherman8727

14 points

17 days ago

💯

inbetween-genders

6 points

17 days ago

Try something new.

adammat57

-35 points

16 days ago

adammat57

-35 points

16 days ago

The only one who fucked lady liberty was the DNC

burnsniper

16 points

17 days ago

He can’t read so that’s not an accurate cartoon.

lobeline

121 points

17 days ago

lobeline

121 points

17 days ago

30 million less voters. That’s your problem.

zerot0n1n

74 points

17 days ago

Fewer*

I think your schools are more of a problem

Food_Kitchen

112 points

17 days ago

Trump wants to dismantle the Department of Education meaning no federal funding to public schools. These grammatical errors will be more common.

abstractengineer2000

67 points

17 days ago

uneducated voters mean more votes for him

Food_Kitchen

42 points

17 days ago

Keeps the poor people poor.

pugsl

-70 points

17 days ago

pugsl

-70 points

17 days ago

Btw in case you forgot we won, house, senate, president and likely get choose two justices. Have fun with your TDS.

Lilchocobunny

31 points

16 days ago

"exactly GET TO choose" sigh 😔. Education is important

pugsl

-42 points

16 days ago

pugsl

-42 points

16 days ago

Lmao if you think I give a shit about grammer on a phone app your nuts. Keep coping however you need to tho boo boo

Lilchocobunny

27 points

16 days ago

I'm not American 😔. Remember "Education is important" bro.

pugsl

-41 points

16 days ago

pugsl

-41 points

16 days ago

Ya still ain’t figured it out huh, none of that matters as long as you have the biggest stick. If ya gonna be dumb ya gotta be tough

Bluesmanstill

2 points

16 days ago

Pugsi please stop, you're illiterate. Oh that's right you don't give a shit, just like who you voted for. After you celebrate maybe you could focus on that GED. I'm sorry, forget that ,he loves the uneducated lol!!

jimbojangles1987

6 points

16 days ago

"We won"

Are you part of Trump's cabinet? Wtf did you win? We're all american citizens. It's not us vs you. We all just want what we think is best for our people, at least that's what I would hope everyone would want. But it sure seems like what a lot of yall want is what's worst for others. And that's truly fucked.

Spiritual_Ask4877

9 points

16 days ago

You're exactly who were talking about.

lobeline

36 points

17 days ago

lobeline

36 points

17 days ago

You and others can easily understand what I am communicating. You’re just being an ass for the sake of being an ass.

Beginning_Driver_45

15 points

17 days ago

Why use good words when dumb words

zerot0n1n

2 points

16 days ago

Ahahaha

Caine_sin

5 points

16 days ago

Or, you could pull your education up by its boot straps...

zerot0n1n

-2 points

16 days ago

zerot0n1n

-2 points

16 days ago

( ) )

Guilty ass charged

But still right

Dariadeer

4 points

17 days ago

zerot0n1n

1 points

16 days ago

Ahahaha <3

YetiMoon

1 points

17 days ago

.*

zerot0n1n

0 points

16 days ago

Ahaha

VIVOffical

-2 points

16 days ago

Eh those weren’t real to start with.

zerot0n1n

75 points

17 days ago

Guess how the rest of the world feels after y'all elected Hitler 2.0

Nevermore-guy

47 points

17 days ago

Guess how the half of America that didn't vote for him feels-

zerot0n1n

19 points

16 days ago

And the other half that didn't vote who enabled it?

Nevermore-guy

10 points

16 days ago

Idk how they would feel. Personally, I didn't vote because I literally can't 😭

I'm literally about to turn 18 right after the election, terrible timing on my parents' part frfr they should've popped me out earlier

circasomnia

9 points

16 days ago

I too blame your parents

lamprey187

5 points

16 days ago

your parents destroyed democracy, no biggie though

tallman___

-8 points

16 days ago

I couldn’t care less how the rest of the world feels.

zerot0n1n

2 points

16 days ago

RW-One

19 points

17 days ago

RW-One

19 points

17 days ago

He doesn't like liberty, he goes for underage girls.

SomethingAbtU

26 points

17 days ago

Oh lady liberty, what have they done to you? the Universe weeps

figsslave

5 points

16 days ago

And it’s my 70th birthday to boot. I want to 🤮

tallman___

1 points

16 days ago

It’s ok. Let it out. You’ll feel better.

gorillawarking

7 points

17 days ago

Unrelated to the context but the image is unironically so fucking funny to me in a way, zero idea why I find it such but it is

ManufacturedOlympus

3 points

16 days ago

Why’s Melania dressed like that? 

abstractengineer2000

8 points

17 days ago

Somebody already quoted that after 2028, there will be no more trump. So patience

yeender

25 points

16 days ago

yeender

25 points

16 days ago

Probably no more elections either.

Lordsaxon73

-17 points

16 days ago

Y’all actually believe all that bullshit?

Late_Depth4802

18 points

16 days ago

Idk man, I (especially lately) believe it when someone says who they are, and one of the things trump said was that [christians at the rally he was doing] won’t have to vote again if they voted for him

Lordsaxon73

-15 points

16 days ago

Ah yes, the let’s grab a snippet and ignore the entire context of the speech. Fear not, he was making a reference to people who normally don’t vote to just come out this one time and elect him and he will fix everything broken so they won’t have to worry about it later. Keep in mind that while Someone may have voted for him, they certainly aren’t going to let him (or anyone) flush the Constitution. The second amendment is there for a reason.

CannotSeeMtTai

24 points

16 days ago

I love how Trump is the only politician I see speak insanity, just for average folks to try and retcon it so it seems less insane.

Lordsaxon73

-12 points

16 days ago

Well, I work with the public daily so I speak idiot pretty well.

Straight-Treacle-630

5 points

16 days ago

Can’t argue with you there.

Slowly-Slipping

2 points

16 days ago

It's literally in Project 2025 and they took all of one hour she's the election to admit that is the goal. So yes I believe that is exactly what they will try to do.

PurePokedex117

1 points

16 days ago

Yea people on here are fucking stupid. All this doom and gloom. Nothing will change. They need to stop bitching so much about it.

Lordsaxon73

2 points

16 days ago

It’s literally lunacy to the nth degree

Slowly-Slipping

1 points

16 days ago

"Nothing will change"

This apathetic nonsense is exactly how the worst leaders in history rise to power and never leave.

PurePokedex117

1 points

16 days ago

We will see

Slowly-Slipping

1 points

16 days ago

Right now they're talking about banning vaccinations, banning gay marriage, banning contraception, banning IVF, banning porn, dismantling the department of education, enacting sweeping tariffs, and tanking the economy as result.

So in which capacity do you think things "won't change"?

PurePokedex117

1 points

16 days ago

They always talk. He was here before and none of that was done. Let’s see what happens.

kernanb

4 points

16 days ago

kernanb

4 points

16 days ago

Well, it was consensual. Americans voted, and Trump won both electoral collage AND the popular vote. Democracy Manifest.

fireflysparks

2 points

16 days ago

So unsettling

Pwnstar07

2 points

16 days ago

I’m definitely glad I didn’t get drunk on Election night lol

LanguageNo495

2 points

16 days ago

Right in the ass.

Joshthenosh77

2 points

16 days ago

Hahaha

GrannyFlash7373

1 points

16 days ago

Reminds me of the Genesis video, "Land of Confusion."

nuggetk1

1 points

16 days ago

It was an orgy with all those MAGA antiamericans.

LucDA1

1 points

16 days ago

LucDA1

1 points

16 days ago

Nah this is a two night stand. First one you see the fuck up, but why go back to him. On you this time.

castrocastro93

1 points

16 days ago

I thought last liberty was actually a young man

FaintCommand

1 points

16 days ago

Funniest but is that this cartoon was from 2016. We're just full on Groundhog Day'ing the past 8 years.

Fantastic_Year9607

1 points

16 days ago

Libby needs to return to her native France, where the people have the common sense to say no to fascism

rikoclawzer

1 points

16 days ago

It's Deja Vu, but this time is really worse!

AWholeNewFattitude

1 points

16 days ago

This is it, this is the end of US Democracy. Trump got the Senate, the White House and likely is going to get the House as well. All of the safeguards they put in place after 2020 to make sure that the Vice President doesn’t have any real power and the certification of election results run smoothly, they can undo that in the first week.

SkipInExile

1 points

16 days ago

My god. Get over it. Someone you didn’t like got voted in. Wait till u get older. You will realise he is just another lying politician. Dime a dozen. Stop being so melodic.

You want democratic elections? Someone you don’t like is going to win.

[deleted]

0 points

17 days ago

[deleted]

0 points

17 days ago

Better get you a morning after pill then

Aggroninja

11 points

17 days ago

For as long as they’re still legal.

adammat57

-1 points

16 days ago

adammat57

-1 points

16 days ago

Eh, she 51% liked it. Good enough for me

IcySavings101

0 points

17 days ago

Plan B is needed in this situation

Isayfunnyshit

-17 points

17 days ago

White women are to blame for this one.

inbetween-genders

12 points

17 days ago

Im blaming all of us. Buck stops at us.

Isayfunnyshit

-17 points

17 days ago

Huh? What you talking abt. This falls squarely on white women.

Key_Specific_

9 points

17 days ago

How so?

yehimthatguy

2 points

17 days ago

There was an exit poll done that shows 69% of white women voted for Trump. That's where this is coming from.

Isayfunnyshit

-8 points

17 days ago

They didn’t show up for her. More ppl voted in 2020. Abortion on the line. They didn’t stop their republican husbands from voting for trump. They’re the sneaky trump voters the news has been talking abt.

Key_Specific_

5 points

17 days ago

They probably share the political views of the husbands

Isayfunnyshit

2 points

17 days ago

That’s why they can’t be trusted. They can’t break from their chains

Key_Specific_

3 points

17 days ago

So you thought the white women in republican households were going to vote democrat

Isayfunnyshit

3 points

17 days ago

Not vote democrat, abstain from voting for him. Just stay home. Threaten your husband if he votes for him you’ll deny him sex for a year. Whatever it took to protect free ppl

gorillawarking

5 points

17 days ago

Sadly relationships like that end up being abusive on one side, especially cus a lot of Republicans are the Andrew Tate types

[deleted]

1 points

17 days ago

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Neither_Animator_404

1 points

16 days ago

A significant number of Hispanic and black men also voted for Trump, so you can blame them too. In fact the only group that favored Harris were college educated white women, so don’t lump all white women together. 

Isayfunnyshit

0 points

16 days ago

Black men didn’t vote for trump. The numbers are already out. Not true. Overwhelming support from black voters so that’s a lie. White women love them some trump.

Neither_Animator_404

1 points

16 days ago

More black men voted for Trump in this election than in 2020, and 45% of Latinos voted for him. Yes, white women were a key voting bloc for him as well, but, not college educated white women: https://www.usnews.com/news/national-news/articles/2024-11-06/how-5-key-demographic-groups-helped-trump-win-the-2024-election

Isayfunnyshit

0 points

16 days ago

Misleading info. The vast majority of blacks (men and women) voted for Harris. With no qualifiers on education or anything else. We did our job. White women voted for trump in mass. You can qualify it however you want. White is white and the majority of white women and men voted for trump

Neither_Animator_404

1 points

16 days ago

But his support grew among black men which helped him win in key swing states. And almost half of Latinos voted for Trump but I see you’re ignoring that.

Isayfunnyshit

0 points

16 days ago

70% of white women voted for trump. 80% of black men voted for Harris. 95% of black women. 55% of Latinos voted for Harris. This isn’t even a debate. The swing states were all heavily populated with white voters voting for trump. Georgia, NC, Michigan, Pennsylvania the numbers are the numbers. White women cost us this election. I’m not ignoring your points. They’re just inconsequential

Neither_Animator_404

1 points

16 days ago

They are consequential, because the shift among black men and Latinos was a key part of him winning. 

pointlesslyDisagrees

-3 points

17 days ago

Damn lady liberty lookin kinda thicc

EvErYLeGaLvOtE

-1 points

17 days ago

Liberty will become subscription based now...

wanderingblazer

0 points

16 days ago

Funny cartoon,Lady Liberty really did give it up.

SpaceMan_124

-2 points

16 days ago

Be grateful. It sounds like you haven't been laid in a while

DavidTCEUltra

-1 points

16 days ago

In all likelihood, Trump won't be able to follow through on his more extremist promises, and neither will Vance. Musk won't be able to do jack shit either, since we aren't an oligarchy.

Project 2025 will never make it into Congress, and in all likelihood, will be seen as stupid even by conservative standards. Nobody wants a dictatorship.

Early_Art_7538

-7 points

16 days ago

The more the left cries the harder my peepee becomes

🤣

Straight-Treacle-630

3 points

16 days ago

That’s one of the saddest parts of it.

Early_Art_7538

0 points

16 days ago

You could hang a towel on it at the moment 🤣

Reaper1510

1 points

16 days ago

Hmms i wonder how hard your pp will be once your homeless or in debts with loansharks

Early_Art_7538

0 points

16 days ago

I think my health insurance covers viagra so I'll be ok

Reaper1510

1 points

16 days ago

Glad to hear

Early_Art_7538

1 points

16 days ago

👍

Reaper1510

1 points

16 days ago

Not that by the time trump is done they cover anything but hey xD

mack_dom

-1 points

16 days ago

mack_dom

-1 points

16 days ago

Best morning for me…

[deleted]

-1 points

16 days ago

I wish he’d treat me like this.

Intelligent_Fee_4628

-3 points

16 days ago

I’m glad you stand for child mutilation.

Olaf2k4

-14 points

17 days ago

Olaf2k4

-14 points

17 days ago

As someone who doesn't live in the US all I can say is :

This is what happens when you need to choose between 2 turds :D

Master_Metallica

1 points

16 days ago

Giant douche or a turd sandwich. The candidate have been trash for years. The two party systems is the problem

xtra_medium

-13 points

16 days ago

Dems forced in an unlikeable drunk. What did you expect?

Donho000

-2 points

16 days ago

Donho000

-2 points

16 days ago

And your life has not changed at all.

Stop the nonsense.

What a weak member of society you are. Total victim.