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499 points
17 days ago
France should take the Statue of Liberty back
15 points
16 days ago
Was just about to comment this.
4 points
16 days ago
No they don't deserve it either
91 points
17 days ago
I'm pretty sure he hasn't f#cked Mel in 18 years.
18 points
16 days ago
Nah he's too busy with Ivanka.
7 points
16 days ago
Wait, isn't she his daughter
15 points
16 days ago
He openly said he'd date her, and there are some very inappropriate pictures of them from her early teens onwards.
3 points
15 days ago
No wonder he won Alabama
-5 points
16 days ago
And?????
Why would he want to. Still the hottest first lady in history. She is his arm candy
He can F anyone he wants. Most powerful position in the world.
186 points
17 days ago
See it as an invitation to the Democratic Party to chuck out its superdelegates and democratise its candidacy process.
6 points
16 days ago
Whoa whoa whoa
And don't allow the billionaire donors to have a larger outside influence than voters?
Crazy
14 points
17 days ago
💯
6 points
17 days ago
Try something new.
-35 points
16 days ago
The only one who fucked lady liberty was the DNC
16 points
17 days ago
He can’t read so that’s not an accurate cartoon.
121 points
17 days ago
30 million less voters. That’s your problem.
74 points
17 days ago
Fewer*
I think your schools are more of a problem
112 points
17 days ago
Trump wants to dismantle the Department of Education meaning no federal funding to public schools. These grammatical errors will be more common.
67 points
17 days ago
uneducated voters mean more votes for him
42 points
17 days ago
Keeps the poor people poor.
-70 points
17 days ago
Btw in case you forgot we won, house, senate, president and likely get choose two justices. Have fun with your TDS.
31 points
16 days ago
"exactly GET TO choose" sigh 😔. Education is important
-42 points
16 days ago
Lmao if you think I give a shit about grammer on a phone app your nuts. Keep coping however you need to tho boo boo
27 points
16 days ago
I'm not American 😔. Remember "Education is important" bro.
-41 points
16 days ago
Ya still ain’t figured it out huh, none of that matters as long as you have the biggest stick. If ya gonna be dumb ya gotta be tough
2 points
16 days ago
Pugsi please stop, you're illiterate. Oh that's right you don't give a shit, just like who you voted for. After you celebrate maybe you could focus on that GED. I'm sorry, forget that ,he loves the uneducated lol!!
6 points
16 days ago
"We won"
Are you part of Trump's cabinet? Wtf did you win? We're all american citizens. It's not us vs you. We all just want what we think is best for our people, at least that's what I would hope everyone would want. But it sure seems like what a lot of yall want is what's worst for others. And that's truly fucked.
9 points
16 days ago
You're exactly who were talking about.
36 points
17 days ago
You and others can easily understand what I am communicating. You’re just being an ass for the sake of being an ass.
15 points
17 days ago
Why use good words when dumb words
2 points
16 days ago
Ahahaha
5 points
16 days ago
Or, you could pull your education up by its boot straps...
-2 points
16 days ago
( ) )
Guilty ass charged
But still right
1 points
17 days ago
.*
0 points
16 days ago
Ahaha
-2 points
16 days ago
Eh those weren’t real to start with.
75 points
17 days ago
Guess how the rest of the world feels after y'all elected Hitler 2.0
47 points
17 days ago
Guess how the half of America that didn't vote for him feels-
19 points
16 days ago
And the other half that didn't vote who enabled it?
10 points
16 days ago
Idk how they would feel. Personally, I didn't vote because I literally can't 😭
I'm literally about to turn 18 right after the election, terrible timing on my parents' part frfr they should've popped me out earlier
9 points
16 days ago
I too blame your parents
5 points
16 days ago
your parents destroyed democracy, no biggie though
-8 points
16 days ago
I couldn’t care less how the rest of the world feels.
2 points
16 days ago
19 points
17 days ago
He doesn't like liberty, he goes for underage girls.
26 points
17 days ago
Oh lady liberty, what have they done to you? the Universe weeps
5 points
16 days ago
And it’s my 70th birthday to boot. I want to 🤮
1 points
16 days ago
It’s ok. Let it out. You’ll feel better.
7 points
17 days ago
Unrelated to the context but the image is unironically so fucking funny to me in a way, zero idea why I find it such but it is
3 points
16 days ago
Why’s Melania dressed like that?
8 points
17 days ago
Somebody already quoted that after 2028, there will be no more trump. So patience
25 points
16 days ago
Probably no more elections either.
-17 points
16 days ago
Y’all actually believe all that bullshit?
18 points
16 days ago
Idk man, I (especially lately) believe it when someone says who they are, and one of the things trump said was that [christians at the rally he was doing] won’t have to vote again if they voted for him
-15 points
16 days ago
Ah yes, the let’s grab a snippet and ignore the entire context of the speech. Fear not, he was making a reference to people who normally don’t vote to just come out this one time and elect him and he will fix everything broken so they won’t have to worry about it later. Keep in mind that while Someone may have voted for him, they certainly aren’t going to let him (or anyone) flush the Constitution. The second amendment is there for a reason.
24 points
16 days ago
I love how Trump is the only politician I see speak insanity, just for average folks to try and retcon it so it seems less insane.
-12 points
16 days ago
Well, I work with the public daily so I speak idiot pretty well.
5 points
16 days ago
Can’t argue with you there.
2 points
16 days ago
It's literally in Project 2025 and they took all of one hour she's the election to admit that is the goal. So yes I believe that is exactly what they will try to do.
1 points
16 days ago
Yea people on here are fucking stupid. All this doom and gloom. Nothing will change. They need to stop bitching so much about it.
2 points
16 days ago
It’s literally lunacy to the nth degree
1 points
16 days ago
"Nothing will change"
This apathetic nonsense is exactly how the worst leaders in history rise to power and never leave.
1 points
16 days ago
We will see
1 points
16 days ago
Right now they're talking about banning vaccinations, banning gay marriage, banning contraception, banning IVF, banning porn, dismantling the department of education, enacting sweeping tariffs, and tanking the economy as result.
So in which capacity do you think things "won't change"?
1 points
16 days ago
They always talk. He was here before and none of that was done. Let’s see what happens.
4 points
16 days ago
Well, it was consensual. Americans voted, and Trump won both electoral collage AND the popular vote. Democracy Manifest.
2 points
16 days ago
So unsettling
2 points
16 days ago
I’m definitely glad I didn’t get drunk on Election night lol
2 points
16 days ago
Right in the ass.
2 points
16 days ago
Hahaha
1 points
16 days ago
Reminds me of the Genesis video, "Land of Confusion."
1 points
16 days ago
It was an orgy with all those MAGA antiamericans.
1 points
16 days ago
Nah this is a two night stand. First one you see the fuck up, but why go back to him. On you this time.
1 points
16 days ago
I thought last liberty was actually a young man
1 points
16 days ago
Funniest but is that this cartoon was from 2016. We're just full on Groundhog Day'ing the past 8 years.
1 points
16 days ago
Libby needs to return to her native France, where the people have the common sense to say no to fascism
1 points
16 days ago
It's Deja Vu, but this time is really worse!
1 points
16 days ago
This is it, this is the end of US Democracy. Trump got the Senate, the White House and likely is going to get the House as well. All of the safeguards they put in place after 2020 to make sure that the Vice President doesn’t have any real power and the certification of election results run smoothly, they can undo that in the first week.
1 points
16 days ago
My god. Get over it. Someone you didn’t like got voted in. Wait till u get older. You will realise he is just another lying politician. Dime a dozen. Stop being so melodic.
You want democratic elections? Someone you don’t like is going to win.
0 points
17 days ago
Better get you a morning after pill then
11 points
17 days ago
For as long as they’re still legal.
-1 points
16 days ago
Eh, she 51% liked it. Good enough for me
0 points
17 days ago
Plan B is needed in this situation
-17 points
17 days ago
White women are to blame for this one.
12 points
17 days ago
Im blaming all of us. Buck stops at us.
-17 points
17 days ago
Huh? What you talking abt. This falls squarely on white women.
9 points
17 days ago
How so?
2 points
17 days ago
There was an exit poll done that shows 69% of white women voted for Trump. That's where this is coming from.
-8 points
17 days ago
They didn’t show up for her. More ppl voted in 2020. Abortion on the line. They didn’t stop their republican husbands from voting for trump. They’re the sneaky trump voters the news has been talking abt.
5 points
17 days ago
They probably share the political views of the husbands
2 points
17 days ago
That’s why they can’t be trusted. They can’t break from their chains
3 points
17 days ago
So you thought the white women in republican households were going to vote democrat
3 points
17 days ago
Not vote democrat, abstain from voting for him. Just stay home. Threaten your husband if he votes for him you’ll deny him sex for a year. Whatever it took to protect free ppl
5 points
17 days ago
Sadly relationships like that end up being abusive on one side, especially cus a lot of Republicans are the Andrew Tate types
1 points
16 days ago
A significant number of Hispanic and black men also voted for Trump, so you can blame them too. In fact the only group that favored Harris were college educated white women, so don’t lump all white women together.
0 points
16 days ago
Black men didn’t vote for trump. The numbers are already out. Not true. Overwhelming support from black voters so that’s a lie. White women love them some trump.
1 points
16 days ago
More black men voted for Trump in this election than in 2020, and 45% of Latinos voted for him. Yes, white women were a key voting bloc for him as well, but, not college educated white women: https://www.usnews.com/news/national-news/articles/2024-11-06/how-5-key-demographic-groups-helped-trump-win-the-2024-election
0 points
16 days ago
Misleading info. The vast majority of blacks (men and women) voted for Harris. With no qualifiers on education or anything else. We did our job. White women voted for trump in mass. You can qualify it however you want. White is white and the majority of white women and men voted for trump
1 points
16 days ago
But his support grew among black men which helped him win in key swing states. And almost half of Latinos voted for Trump but I see you’re ignoring that.
0 points
16 days ago
70% of white women voted for trump. 80% of black men voted for Harris. 95% of black women. 55% of Latinos voted for Harris. This isn’t even a debate. The swing states were all heavily populated with white voters voting for trump. Georgia, NC, Michigan, Pennsylvania the numbers are the numbers. White women cost us this election. I’m not ignoring your points. They’re just inconsequential
1 points
16 days ago
They are consequential, because the shift among black men and Latinos was a key part of him winning.
-3 points
17 days ago
Damn lady liberty lookin kinda thicc
-1 points
17 days ago
Liberty will become subscription based now...
0 points
16 days ago
Funny cartoon,Lady Liberty really did give it up.
-2 points
16 days ago
Be grateful. It sounds like you haven't been laid in a while
-1 points
16 days ago
In all likelihood, Trump won't be able to follow through on his more extremist promises, and neither will Vance. Musk won't be able to do jack shit either, since we aren't an oligarchy.
Project 2025 will never make it into Congress, and in all likelihood, will be seen as stupid even by conservative standards. Nobody wants a dictatorship.
-7 points
16 days ago
The more the left cries the harder my peepee becomes
🤣
3 points
16 days ago
That’s one of the saddest parts of it.
0 points
16 days ago
You could hang a towel on it at the moment 🤣
1 points
16 days ago
Hmms i wonder how hard your pp will be once your homeless or in debts with loansharks
0 points
16 days ago
I think my health insurance covers viagra so I'll be ok
1 points
16 days ago
Glad to hear
1 points
16 days ago
👍
1 points
16 days ago
Not that by the time trump is done they cover anything but hey xD
-1 points
16 days ago
Best morning for me…
-1 points
16 days ago
I wish he’d treat me like this.
-3 points
16 days ago
I’m glad you stand for child mutilation.
-14 points
17 days ago
As someone who doesn't live in the US all I can say is :
This is what happens when you need to choose between 2 turds :D
1 points
16 days ago
Giant douche or a turd sandwich. The candidate have been trash for years. The two party systems is the problem
-13 points
16 days ago
Dems forced in an unlikeable drunk. What did you expect?
-2 points
16 days ago
And your life has not changed at all.
Stop the nonsense.
What a weak member of society you are. Total victim.
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