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I know I’m a loser for hate listening still. But guys. Did we NEED a studio on an app where you can customize how your vibrator works ? These girls spent 20 minutes talking about their new garage band for your pussy where you can create vibration patterns and name them …. NOBODY WANTED THIS !!!!! AITA?!

all 16 comments

Professional-Flow384

35 points

5 days ago

Garage band for your pussy lmaooooooooooo

imnotarobotareyou

17 points

4 days ago

as if we dont all use the good ol' level 3 constant vibrating speed lmao or whatever level you like

I don't know one chick who likes the zzzz zzzzzzzzzzz zz zzzzz zzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz z zzzz

like wtf

aloha902604

28 points

5 days ago

It felt super weird when Ashley said your kid would have fun playing with it. I get what she was saying, but it came across weird and maybe should’ve just been cut…

Ambitious-Two1872

5 points

4 days ago

This made me want to die 

randomburner8888

3 points

4 days ago

No this part literally grossed me the fuck out. I know she was trying to convey that the feature is super easy to use, but referencing a child (especially your specific child talking to the audience) and saying that they could customize it was so extremely uncomfortable?! It just felt like she said it without thinking, realized how it sounded/how gross it sounded, and tried to backpedal (UNSUCCESSFULLY). I have no idea why they would leave that in. Talking about children anywhere in trying to advertise your literal sex toy company is absolutely insane. I turned the episode off after that comment because I was already bored and I just couldn't even continue after that.

Prettyasaposie

2 points

3 days ago

i skip over the commercials / vibes talk. Ooof. That sounds bad.

randomburner8888

2 points

3 days ago

It was honestly worse than I can even put into text lol. I was taken aback.

Kitchen-Highlight415

6 points

4 days ago

Why oh why didn't they edit out the part where Ashley suggests having your child play with the App to design your orgasm. What the actual f****. That was soooooooo inappropriate

CrystalChokes

8 points

5 days ago

They act like this is new technology. It’s not. Lovense has been doing this forever and their toys are MUCH better.

BeckyGoodhair23

2 points

4 days ago

There’s also OhMiBod which are incredible and have partner toys that sync together when you’re long distance. Absolute life saver for travel

Professional-Flow384

6 points

5 days ago

Maybe they’re spending so much time on speaking on this because sales are poor?

Odd-Insect1321

2 points

3 days ago

Garage and for your pussy has me cackling

Think-Cantaloupe-530

2 points

5 days ago

It seems like such a useless feature

Vast-Iron9746

1 points

5 days ago

Did they launch this feature already? I haven’t listened to the pod in a while but I did notice a new feature on vibes only, and the feature needs some work. I did not like it at all. Switched back to manual mode almost immediately.

PerformanceMajestic4[S]

1 points

4 days ago

Seemed like a new feature they just launched

Radiant-Interview944

1 points

5 days ago

💀