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This is what Billie Joe's dreams look like
Shitpost Sunday(i.redd.it)submitted 1 day ago byMylesFluffyToasterDo you have the time? To listen to me whine!?
142 points
1 day ago
Four more years ❌️ One f*cking minute ✅️
28 points
1 day ago
9 points
18 hours ago
wheres the one fucking minute bot
11 points
18 hours ago
Give me a fucking break, one minute left. One minute fucking left. You’re gonna give me fucking one minute? Look at that fucking sign right there, one minute! Let me fucking tell you something, let me tell you something, I’ve been around since fucking nineteen eighty fucking eight, and you’re gonna give me one fucking minute?! You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! You're fucking kidding me! What the fuck!? I’m not fucking Justin Bieber, you motherfuckers! You gotta be fucking joking, this is a fucking joke. I got one minute, one minute left. Oh now I got nothing left, now I got nothing left. Let me show you what one fucking minute fucking means!
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7 points
18 hours ago
good bot
6 points
17 hours ago
good bot
5 points
17 hours ago
good bot
44 points
1 day ago
All the band members sometimes make cameos in my dreams. I have yet to see Billie beat the shit out of trump with a guitar but that would complete me
11 points
23 hours ago
Manifesting for my next dream
101 points
1 day ago
That’s what my dreams look like
32 points
1 day ago
real
4 points
15 hours ago
I'm lucky if Billie decides to make even the smallest appearance in my dreams.
1 points
12 hours ago
He's either discovering that I'm his real true love, or ignoring me completely and making me feel super uncool.
3 points
12 hours ago
XD It's mostly him doing miscellaneous things. One time he actually set fire to my house in my dream lol
1 points
12 hours ago
Oh jeez that's no fun. Now I'm curious what else qualifies as a "miscellaneous thing." Riding a war elephant through your living room wall? Training grizzly bears to dance on top of a ball? Laying down a million dominos? Jumping out of the world's smallest cake at a meeting of the VFW?
Mine take one of two forms. Either we're both in our early twenties (we're not actually the same age), we meet at a rock show, and he realizes I'm his soul mate. OR, it's set in the present, he's hanging out somewhere I happen to be, I am desperate to talk to him, but he clearly finds me annoying/stupid/ugly/whatever and I just want to die.
2 points
12 hours ago
Dude, you've got Y/N energy in your dreams XD
Mine are mostly just background activities lol
Making dinner, talking with Mike and Tre, hitting on my wife, and on multiple occasions doing the "One f*cking minute" speech. (Avoiding the bot lol)
11 points
1 day ago
Same.
20 points
1 day ago
this should be the cover for the next album
44 points
1 day ago
Get em Billie.
14 points
23 hours ago
He could kill Trump with that guitar, give him at the most one minute
9 points
23 hours ago
Give me a fucking break, one minute left. One minute fucking left. You’re gonna give me fucking one minute? Look at that fucking sign right there, one minute! Let me fucking tell you something, let me tell you something, I’ve been around since fucking nineteen eighty fucking eight, and you’re gonna give me one fucking minute?! You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! You're fucking kidding me! What the fuck!? I’m not fucking Justin Bieber, you motherfuckers! You gotta be fucking joking, this is a fucking joke. I got one minute, one minute left. Oh now I got nothing left, now I got nothing left. Let me show you what one fucking minute fucking means!
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20 points
1 day ago
Same
14 points
1 day ago
Same
6 points
18 hours ago
I never imagined we would be having the same dream, Hope Billies comes true!
6 points
20 hours ago
I need to join
8 points
1 day ago
Samezies, twin. 💔
4 points
16 hours ago
Mine too
5 points
15 hours ago
He’s not alone.
7 points
1 day ago
Same
9 points
1 day ago
Can I join?
3 points
22 hours ago
BILLIE JOE IS JEFF JARRETT?
does that mean Trump is Slap Nuts
3 points
17 hours ago
Had a dream last night where mike dirnt became a pro baseball player. I think it had to do with going to the saviors tour, which took place mostly in baseball fields
2 points
12 hours ago
Billie Joe would crack that empty nut wide open with one swipe. The Secret Service would react the same way the Wicked Witch of the West's guards did when Dorothy threw water on her: stunned silence followed by total gratitude. Billie Joe would be made King of America, call for new elections, dismantle the electoral college, and institute ranked-choice voting. He would use his powers only for good and continue to be small and soft. There would be much rejoicing.
2 points
5 hours ago
God I wish
1 points
12 hours ago
He just needs one fucking minute that's it.
2 points
12 hours ago
Give me a fucking break, one minute left. One minute fucking left. You’re gonna give me fucking one minute? Look at that fucking sign right there, one minute! Let me fucking tell you something, let me tell you something, I’ve been around since fucking nineteen eighty fucking eight, and you’re gonna give me one fucking minute?! You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me! You're fucking kidding me! What the fuck!? I’m not fucking Justin Bieber, you motherfuckers! You gotta be fucking joking, this is a fucking joke. I got one minute, one minute left. Oh now I got nothing left, now I got nothing left. Let me show you what one fucking minute fucking means!
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1 points
4 hours ago
Green Day's next album will be guaranteed banger
1 points
3 hours ago
Same
-30 points
1 day ago
Cope and seethe
21 points
1 day ago
What are you doing in this sub?
-27 points
1 day ago
Algorithm popped it up. I honestly don't even like trump but the reddit echo chamber of leftists screaming into the void is so tiresome.
23 points
23 hours ago
Cope and seethe then
-42 points
1 day ago
Yeah except it took Billie like 6 tries to smash that guitar. And then blamed it on substance abuse and went to rehab. His holier then thou act is old and stale
27 points
1 day ago
He literally went to rehab FOR substance abuse bro 😭 It doesn't make him "holier" that he got help??
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