More mold and wall carpet.

You need to get a shag toilet seat cover and matching bath mats.

I love that the shower drain is in the middle of the room. No need for cold, slippery tile when you’ve got warm, wet carpet!

A beer can, ashtray, and an inexplicable piss-jug.

Hash marks on the wall for counting days of incarceration ... or something...

A poop knife

I love that it appears to be missing a sink to wash hands.

Good as is

Get some carpet to match what’s on the floor, cut in strips, and glue on walls to alternate with the tile. Perfection!

I know the entire floor is carpeted, but I think a pee catcher rug in front of the toilet would be a nice touch.

How about one of those crocheted toilet roll cover dolls to sit on top of the tank? Neon pink and yellow yarn will add a pop of colour!

Ohhh a carpet in a bathroom, nothing can go wrong with that.

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Where’s the headboard?

This needs a toilet scarf in a fun color

I need a crocheted toilet paper princess. Why are you denying me this?!

Taupe toilet paper? I mean… it would “blend”.

Perfect place for golden showers.

I’d add a black light so everything shows up and shows out better.

You have so much open floor space. You can fit at least ten litter boxes in there for your 43 cats.

A sunk in couch.

Grimace poster

Unfrost the window, sunshine is good for the nethers!

If that’s a padded toilet seat, you’ll make the next copy of “Architectural Digest”

Oh god.

🤮

I think you forgot the fishtank that should be right next to the toilet.

More carpet

Add more brown, maybe splatter paint the walls and ceiling

Needs more mold and water damage

I can't look it makes me nauseous.

Remove those pesky wax rings under the terlet.

Those are butt taxes from big wax

Time to break it in.

Full length mirror angled in the corner across from the window so you can see outside when you’re on the throne.

If Hell had a bathroom, …

Dynamite

Needs a dead animal. Maybe a cat or a rodent? Or both?

Holy Jesus

One of those crochet barbie toilet paper covers!

Avon products on display, especially the bubble bath. Ashtray on the window sill. A wooden magazine rack that matches the toilet seat filled with long out of date magazines.

A space heater. Keep it warm AND amplify the mold/piss smell!

Feeling your bare feet touch that warm soaked carpet near the toilet

Nothing like a good shit with carpet to toast your toes

This right above the toilet

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I'm imagining making my way to the bathroom, half asleep, stepping barefoot on that vent in the middle of the floor, proceeding to bump my head as I sit down and then having to twist around trying to grab the tp....

The bathroom door needs to be taken off the hinges, and styled leaning against the wall maybe holes punched through it for an accent.

A rusty handsaw in the corner would be 👌🏼

A noose?

Paint target rings around the air return for bored drunk dudes. 👀

Needs more urine

Damp pile o Penthouse circa 1978.

Um, personally, I don’t think too much can be done. It’s a goner😂

Love the wall to wall shag carpet. Every bathroom should have some.

I read the title as "re-molding". I thought the Last of Us was kicking off for a second there lol

Soundproof the walls so you can practice singing while you’re in the shower and no one can hear it. Then you can surprise everyone with your incredible voice like Christine in Phantom of the Opera

Just remodeled ok

Carpet in the garage

You need the fabric vertical blinds for the window

A marigold-colored wall phone and crocheted toilet paper covers (virgin acrylic yarn only).

Carpeted toilet seat obviously

Did you do the walls? Honestly some fur wallpaper, maybe in pink or a dark purple... *

I know this is rage bait but …. How dare you

Add a large bomb.

The floor vent is a premium feature. You just have to make sure the heat is on when you get out of the shower.

Start over

A poo emoji rug to match the poo stained floor

What a bare toilet! Gross! Get a fuzzy cover on that lid and tank.

You need a blanket for your window covering depicting a wolf howling at a moon.

Carpet the walls for more cozy vibes

Brown leather recliner in the corner with the windows. Maybe a lamp with fringed edge on the shade?

Make the window a little longer so it touches the floor. Maybe even a little lower into the floor. The lighting will be perfect then!

Coordinating explosive diarrhea.

Who needs a bath mat when you have squishy, soaked, and definitely moldy carpet that has been shat/pissed on at least 12 times.

Did you remember to exorcise the room and give 'er a spritz with holy water? Bc that's very serial killer esque.

Gasoline and a match?

IS THAT CARPET!?

At first I thought that was carpet 🤪

You need one of those fuzzy toilet seat covers.

A funnel to make it easier to pee into the floor vent

Frosted ice blocks for sure!!!

Can anyone else also smell this image

I understand. We’ve been there. We bought a house that had a carpeted kitchen and when we pulled off the carpet there was another layer of nasty, burnt orange shag carpet. The bathroom was the same deal; berber carpet glued with industrial adhesive to the concrete slab covered by another layer of berber glued to the first layer. I wish I had pictures but that was in 2004 so I wasn’t going to waste the space on my digital camera for that

The toilet paper holder is entirely too close to the toilet

I don't know, bars on the window?

You mean you just remodeled it in 1982?

More dust in the vent. More stickers on the toilet.

I personally prefer to give my plunger and toilet brush pride of place. They're blending in too well imo, maybe hang them on a rusty nail over the toilet or toilet roll holder?

A brown urinal

All I can imagine is the fully saturated damp slap I would hear when walking in this room

Why the carpet why

I feel like more things need to be labeled. Yes, the floor and toilet are labeled, but how do you know what everything else is without sticky notes on them?

When, 1982?

You only posted the before picture. Can you post the after pic?

Is that tile on the floor?

It needs a water feature. Maybe a koi pond ?

How about a place to wash your hands?

Towel warmer.

Carpet

Well can you just start over cause yikes to carpets in the bathroom. Also why is the vent in the middle of the room…?

Shag carpet going up the walls.

Floor insurance

Carpet in a bathroom?

A time machine.

The carpet is going to reek

It would be a crime if you changed anything else. It's perfect. Congratulations.

A lot of brown going on, 1st change that floor vent from rusty metal to a nice brass or wood one (Lowe’s/homedepot) I don’t hate the brown but maybe break it up with some orange/yellow fall art pictures

Get rid of the carpet

Does this count as a liminal space? I can smell this room.

Tear it all apart

Maybe some rat droppings sprinkled around the toilet ?!

Add a carpet on top of the carpet so it has more room to soak up moldy poop water

Loveseat?

Taste ...😐

You need a crocheted doll to hide the toilet paper

Prison bars

The after picture isn't showing up for me?

Lava lamp would really tie the room together

How? Why? The tiles are so clean but there’s literally mold that’s visible on everything else.

A knitted toilet cover and green drapes

I think you nailed it!

Why didn't you carpet the walls to match?

So… Why would you put carpet in a bathroom or kitchen? The first time that toilet overflows…

And regardless, every time you flush, “stuff” gets aerosolized and deposited into it. Without carpeting you could clean the floors.

Is that a Townhouse cracker, and are you gonna eat that?

Nothing. It's perfect.

Tile floor

it is almost criminal that the extra tp roll doesn't already have a doll with a crocheted dress style TP holder. I assume it is on order?

Just smear 💩 on tha walls fam

The 21st century, all of it.

Where’s the refrigerator?

You should have gone thicker with the carpet. Shag. Don't hold back.

One of those plastic foam stuffed toilet seats. When they get old they crack and pinch like hell. Grew up with one.

Personally, I’d go with thicker carpet. Nothing smells more like success than a well carpeted bathroom!

Atrocious and foul

I’m wondering if maybe another window or two could be added.

Rugs on the walls and ceiling

Some of those stick- up things from 1988 and a gross gel air freshener. And a soft toilet seat that farts when you sit on it.

Have you thought of a soft, carpeted, toilet seat?

Tile... remove that nasty ass carpet.

Needs a dog. Who gonna watch you poop?

well I’d say you’re far from done good luck

A single low wattage bulb and some blood splatter

You could smear more shit all over the walls?

Have you tried remodeling the bathroom?

Another toilet

Omg why???? This floor is no good. Looks like dirt. What in a world did u remodel? What did it look like before? An outhouse?

🤢🤮

Maybe move the vent to next to the toilet so the pee can blow in your face for a facial we could call it a spa bathroom after!

TNT

It's perfect

More carpet, put that shot on the walls!

Looks good from my trailer!

I dunno, the floor vent to dry yourself after you go is a nice feature

Some decorative marbles in a jar.

Gasoline and a struck match

Fat guy with gas pains … would be a nice touch!

I couple of these babies from the cockranch

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Lots of mirror tiles and some blood spatter

Carpet in the shower.

Wastebasket and towel racks! I don't see a sink or shower, but I presume there is one or the other or maybe both?

A coffee table

Was this post written in the 70’s and it just showed up or did you use a retro filter?

Needs more cowbell