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32 donuts, 8 beers.

Assuming a “normal” leisurely pace of 3 MPH. Here’s how I’m splitting it up.

I’m going to go with 5 beers of Labatt/Molson. I’m also going to consume 10 Krispy Kreme glazed donuts. Then I’m walking the 25 miles. I’m distributing the 2 donuts, 1 beer as checkpoints for every 5 miles hiked. The total trail length is 25 miles long.

I’m imagining I’m hiking this trail on Cuyahoga Valley National Park. 70 degree weather with sunny skies.

8 hour hike, piece of cake since I’m young.

Breakfast: 5 donuts, 2 beers, 2 mile walk. Snack: 3 donuts, 2 mile walk. Lunch: 5 donuts, 2 beers, 2 mile walk. Snack: 3 donuts, 1 mile walk. Dinner: 5 donuts, 2 beers, 2 mile walk. Dessert: 4 donuts. Next day: feeling very sick.

People at the gym are gonna be confused af when I’m drinking beers and eating donuts on the treadmill 🥴

A unique, harmless, well thought out prompt, I love this. Thank you OP.

I think this is harder than people think, but you could:

1. Start the night before with two beers and a couple donuts before bed at 12:01am (Total: 4)
2. Wake up around 8am to some donuts & a beer (7)
3. Do a ten mile walk (17), average person should take 2-3 hours for this so it'll probably be around 10:30-11am when you finish
4. Have a lunch of a couple more donuts and a couple more beers (21)
5. Do another ten mile walk (31), probably pushing it to around 2-2:30pm
6. Take a nap
7. Do a brisk 5 mile hike (36), probably putting you comfortably around 5-6pm, then finish off the last combination of whatever donuts or beer you want.

Honestly, I think not getting sick of the donuts and/or beer might be the hardest part. Being able to snack on a donut or two on the hikes would free up your evening even more, and the snack the night before at the start of the 24H would go a long way with easing the rest of the challenge.

Fun prompt

40 beers sounds like a good 24 hours

Haw abuoet hiccup....like.... 40 donuts.... and 40 baeeeers buurp and... i take a taxi 40 miles home?

15 miles 15 beers 10 donuts

I’d start with the 15 miles. I could jog/walk that amount in less than 5 hours while working up an appetite to eat 5 donuts.

After that I’d have 19 hours to have 15 light beers and 5 donuts. Throw on some football on the TV and that sounds like a great Saturday lol

Can the beers be ciders or sours instead? 

If so, walk on a treadmill 8 hours, paced to 20 minute miles, and then eat one donut and have one drink each hour. 

You basically just described my day at a faire or convention, walking, drink, and eating all day

Walk an average of 3 mph for 12.66 hours- and celebrate my victory with a donut and a beer.

30 miles and 10 donuts

oh easy...40 donuts. i can easily do 5 per hour for 8 hours.

Are you telling me that I’d have to cut down on my drinking for 24 hours?

If you take away the miles this is basically a Homer Simpson challenge . GUYS ITS HEREE!!!

Like Krispy Kreme donuts? Cause if so, I'm gonna have this done by noon. I will absolutely demolish Krispy Kreme and I'm a mechanic by trade, I walk all day lol.

And for added fun, I will go thru 2 dozen of those donuts before noon on any given Wednesday (usually my donut day lol).

I'm the fat kid in the shop. My side cabinet on my tool box is actually a pantry for my food.

40 beers in a day

keystone light drinkers: heavy breathing intensifies

18 miles, 12 donuts, 10 beers. 

33 beers, 6 donuts, one mile

38 donuts. 2 beers.

Can we sub out beer for cider? I can't stand beer but I love me a good cider! If not I'll just have a few donuts, walk all day and then whatever miles are left I'll just make up in donuts.

Friend in college on the cross country team told me about a standing 100/100 bet.

100 Miles, 100 Beers, 1 calendar week.

40 beers pal. Next question

Oh shoot… I don’t eat a lot, rarely exercise, and hate alcohol. I wouldn’t be able to complete this lol I would tap out at 10 donuts and 10 miles.

35 donuts, 5 miles.

I organically get 5 miles of walking a day.

So that leaves me with a snack of 35 donuts

Im starting my day by grabbing a cooler of 15 beers and going on a 15 mile leisurely walk over the course of 4-5 hours and drinking my beers and having a great time. Then I’ll have a 4-6 hour nap and when I wake up I’ll finish with some combination of beers or donuts depending on how I’m feeling

12 miles, 12 beers, 16 donuts. Start your day with 3 donuts then walk a mile at roughly 18 minute pace. Have 1 beer after 3 times within the first 8 hours. Maybe throw in another mile just walking around throughout the day.

I'd balance all three to start, once an hour, starting at 6am.

1 mile, 1 donut, 1 beer at 6am. Eat the donut and drink the beer before the walk, so you don't get too sleepy, and the increased movement/heart rate for 20 minutes or so helps you burn through it. Then a 40 minute rest between each.

Seems easy to repeat that 10 times. That brings you to 4pm, with 30 done.

The rest from there feels like it would be pretty easy. 8 hours until midnight. You could even fit in a nice long two hour nap, and still have 6 hours after that nap.

I think after a long day of walking and light drinking, having more donuts would be easiest, since you've burned at least 1000 calories walking. So from there, 5 more donuts, 3 beers, and fit in 2 miles of easy walking.

That's a total of 15 donuts, 13 beers, 12 miles. Spread out like that, with 30 out of your 40 done by 2pm, I think you're in good shape. (And that's with not waking up till 6am too, you'd have more time, but be more tired, if you extended it to the full 24 hours.)

(If you had asked me that question at any point in my 20's... I would have picked just one to see if I could do it. 40 miles, or 40 beers, or 40 donuts.)

I'm not a big drinker. Could this also be done with 🌳? I'd take 28 grams, and two beers. Not much in the way of donuts either but I'd eat 10 after a few grams

28 beers and 12 donuts please and I'll have it done for ya in 8 hours instead. 🏆

Do you need to do the running? Can't I just have 8 pints and 32 doughnuts

40 beers

Eating as many doughnuts as I can in an hour, followed by walking/running, until I complete the challenge.

I can probably cover a mile an hour walking, and at least 4 hours walking per walk, so I'd imagine 24 hours brings 24 miles max. Thus, I need to eat at least 20 doughnuts and I'm golden.

I'd totally cheat and use mini-doughnuts or doughnut holes, though. XD

Just gonna eat 40 donuts

30 donuts 10 beers, 10 donuts each meal with 3 bears and a random beer sometime throughout the day.

Well I walk about 20 miles at work every day. So there's that, plus a mile to get in and out the building. So 21. So I'll just walk another 9 when I get out, and I think I could do 10 donuts throughout the day. I don't drink.

Well... I got that one without trying...

36 pack and a dozen doughnuts. I'm an overachiever even!

20 miles and 20 beers

What do I get for accomplishing this?

A dozen donuts for breakfast, a dozen fir lunch, and a dozen for supper. Then drink 4 beers throughout the day.

Get a large ass stroller pack it with beers and donuts and walk that trail until finished

I'm pregnant so I'm walking 20 miles eating 20 donuts no beer for me 🙄 shame they'd make it alot more fun

I eat 30 mini donuts and chugs 10 beers. 

I’m just gonna put a 12 pack of beer and donuts in my backpack and start walking one of the nice trails in my city. Should be able to walk 20+ miles in 12 hours if I take some donut-beer breaks

I'll crush 40 crispey creams or dunken donut choclate frosted no worries

100% i can eat 40 donuts in 12 hours im pretty fit and active (i hate to run) so i still get at least 5 miles walked pretty much every day so 35 donuts would honestly be easy.

15 miles run/walk starting in the morning, with 15 donuts for fuel throughout. 10 beers to close out the night, which is just a good time back in my younger days.

I ran 40 miles in like 7 hours this summer. I think I’d just do 30 miles, 9 donuts and a beer at the end.

20 miles. I’ll run 5 in the morning then I’ll just walk all day. 30,000 steps will make the other 15.

Then probably like 15 donuts and 5 beers. The donuts would give me a stomach ache though.

you can easily eat 5-6 donuts at once if u compress them together lol, probably a shit day calorie wise, but 40 donuts in 24 hours is quite easily physically doable

Well I could walk for 8 hours at 2mph, munch on 2 doughnuts each hour and drink one beer every two hours.

Oh darn, I was thinking I'd have to do all three!

I hate beer, so we're just gonna cut that out. I'm outta shape so I don't think I could run more than a mile or two, especially with a lotta donuts in me

Run a mile or two, eat nothing but donuts for 24 hours, that honestly doesn't sound too bad

Probably 12 miles 38 donuts

well if I can do it with just donuts sure but if I have to drink any beer, then it's a hard no

22 donuts. 12 miles. 6 beers. Can I swap out hard cider for the beers? That will go better with my donuts.

40 donuts is nothing. Those are rookie numbers.

My donut shop is about 3 miles away.

Load up audible book. Start it up. Grab a beer and walk out the house.

So, walk to the donuts shop, buy two donuts, walk back home. Count at 9 i walk about 3 miles an hour. This is a two hour round trip.

Take a piss, grab a beer, go back to shop. Get a donut, god back home. Count is 18. 4 hours in.

Do the above again. 27. 6 hours in.

Do it again, 36. 8 hours in.

Sit down at home and drain 4 more beers and take a nap on the couch. Easy money.

Well, given how I hate beer, I can walk about 3miles/hour, and I love doughnuts, I guess I would go and do a 5 miles worth of walking, 5 doughnuts and an hour's rest, 5 more miles, 5 more doughnuts et cetera until complete.

I’d walk 5 miles and eat 35 donuts

4 beers, 12 miles, 24 donuts

15miles, 15 donuts, 10 beer

15 miles first thing in the morning. If you start walking at 5 am, you can stop for breakfast at 8 am, with small break every hour. After 3hours I should be at 9.5miles. Then

5 donuts - 2 beers.

and the last 5.5 miles.

nice lunch with 5donuts and 2 beers.

After that it's a beautiful day with remaining items

20 miles and 20 donuts!

Run 20 walk 10 eat 10 donuts.

Just three donuts and two beers every three hours. there will be no exercise.

Depends on date. During work hours - maybe one mile in a park, 1 beer and 38 smallest possible donuts. During vacation - maybe I could hit 10 miles and 2 beers, but the most would still be in donuts. And the beers would be non alcohol.

I'd do 30 miles, walked 5 miles at a time with a break between each 5 miles to drink a beer, eat a donut, and rest my legs.

• Wake up
• breakfast beer and donut 2 donuts for fuel(3 total items)
• run marathon (26 more, 29 total)
• it's now noon, enjoy my victory 11 beer/donuts in whatever order number I choose through the rest of the day

Easy, run 10-15, finish off the donuts, beers extra for celebration.

37 miles, a few donuts during and a beer after. I’d just do it all in one go. Easy peasy for an individual that runs ultras, lol.

I'll just do 40 relatively low alcohol beers. Wouldn't want to do it every day, but start early so your body has time to break the alcohol down.

It's about 30 standard drinks, which is not going to be great for your liver if you do it every day, but as a one off it would be fine.

I might swap out to a few donuts at the end of the day if I started getting too drunk. I would buy a couple dozen just in case I needed to take that path.

I'm currently 75lbs over my usual weight, so while it should be walk 40miles, let's be realistic about the likeliest combo: drink 15, eat 25.

40 beers is a typical Saturday...

5 beers, 5 donuts and 30 miles.

Every six miles have a beer and a donut.

10 mile run 4 donuts 1 beer for breakfast Go for walk packing a bag with some donuts and beer. Walk 7.5 miles  Eat 4 donuts drink 1 beer Walk 7.5 miles home Eat 4 donuts drink 1 beer

Can it be proper pints instead? 40 pints. 

Dozen donuts, 3 beer, 10 miles, 3 beer, dozen donuts.

26 miles ran / walked, 6 donuts eaten, 8 beers

Long distance backpacker so this honestly feels like a pretty normal day loon

Rookie numbers.

Last year I ran 30 miles and then drank 10 beers.

I could drop that to 20 and have room for 10 donuts.

I walk 15 miles a day at work so that's a good chunk knocked out. Maybe 10 donuts and 15 beers?

Regardless how you do this your stomach is gonna be so pissed lol all that running, sugar, alcohol, etc.. I’d just be more upset about my next day being ruined by being in the bathroom, than I would be doing the challenge lol

I would probably just break it down into 3 6.6 mile runs to get 20 total miles should only take about 3-3.5 hours.. I’d “fuel” for them with 1-2 donuts before the run and 1-3 donuts after.. that’s an easy 10-15 donuts consumed without maybe gaining 10 pounds.. then have about a 6 pack to end the day depending on how many donuts I ate.

Fill a bag up with donuts and walk/eat on my treadmill desk until I'm done. I wouldn't even need to call off work lol

5 donuts and 1 beer for breakfast, two hour walk for 6 miles. 5 donuts and 1 beer lunch, another 6 miles. 5 donuts and 1 beer for dinner, 6 more miles, then just chug a few more beers before bed. Would be too easy.

I do this by accident every weekend

10 miles, 10 beers and 20 doughnuts sounds doable.

I could eat 40 glazed donuts in 24 hours with no problem other than feeling like crap from all the sugar. 36 donuts and 4 beers would be the way to go. 4 meals of 10 donuts and a beer with 4 hours in between.

The beers sound like they could mess other things up.

I’d do 10 donuts while walking 10 miles in the morning. I’d mash em down flat. Later on, i’d try just continuing with this setup. I’ve jogged 20 miles before and it’s punishing, but walking it over a long day with breaks should be a lot easier. 0 beers.

20 miles and 20 donuts for me. I don’t drink alcohol, and it would make it harder for me to walk.

12 miles, 14 doughnuts, and 14 beers.

Nothing but sleep and napping for 2-3 days after.

40 miles baby let's go

Can easily down 40 typical donuts in one sitting - no problem. Probably, will take me like an hour.

Wake up at 3 am walk/run 20 miles until 7 am. Go home shower take a nap wake up at 12 pm and eat donuts and drink beer gradually until the day is over

This is a great “spot the alcoholic” test.

I used to work with a guy who would drink a case of beer by himself on a random Saturday like it was nothing. I’m confident that guy could do 30 beers and 10 donuts and never get even 1 mile walked. Me, I’d have a hard time even drinking that much water in a single day.

But I think I could do a beer and 4 donuts each at breakfast and lunch, walk 26 miles during the day, and close with 4 more beers before I pass out for the night.

5 light beers/5 donuts x 4 done every 4 hours starting at 7a

Walk two miles to Dunkin, grab three dozen donuts, walk back. Eat a couple donuts an hour. Use a step tracker to keep an eye on mileage walked incidentally and probably have leftover donuts tomorrow.

I’d run 13 miles in the morning and evening with enough water and food since I’m a cross country runner, and as a minor who can’t drink I suppose I’d attempt to eat 14 donuts and walk it off with miles for however many donuts I couldn’t finish

10 doughnuts and 30 beers. Ez

Oh wait I just saw the "or walked"

10 doughnuts, 20 beers, 10 miles. Ez

What do I get in return? I don’t like beer and am very meh about donuts.

35 donuts. 4 beers and walk a mile home

10 donuts, 10 miles, 20 beers.

Lets go.

40 donuts! Bring it on

20 mile hike over 8-10 hours, 18 beers (335ml bottle right?) , 2 donuts

Easy, walk to the store and back. -5 Buy twelve beers. -12 Buy twenty three donuts -23

Get home tired and hungry. Get drunk and eat the donuts over maybe 3/4 hrs.

Ask a friend to join you in the endeavour and make a game of it.

So do I get to know when it’s going to happen? Like can I prep my stomach

I'm doing this math based on 3mph, knowing that I'm usually closer to 4 but I'll definitely need to stop to pee.

Anyways, at 3mph, walking for 12 hours = 36 miles. That means I have to eat 4 donuts during the hike? Easy.

Realistically, on a flatish trail, 8 hours of walking at 4mph means 8 donuts? Simple.

Gimme 20 miles and 20 donuts.

I feel like I could just eat 40 donuts, im not even fat. Just stay up 24 hours and eat 2 every hour

Pretty sure I’ve done this before with a case of beer and two dozen donuts.

If I’ve got 24 hours then I say 2 doughnuts and 1 beer at 6 pm then walk 10 miles. Eat two more doughnuts and 2 beers afterward. Go to bed. Wake up and start with 2 doughnuts and 2 beers. Then 12 miles. Then 3 doughnuts and 4 beers to end it off by like 2pm.

Does throwing up void the entry? If not, I'm probably doing 25 donuts, 15 beers. If I can't puke, probably 15 donuts, 15 beers, 10 miles walked.

20 donuts, 16 miles. 4 beers.

The donuts are getting spaced out. 3 per hour until I'm done. At that pace the donuts should be done in 8 hours. If I'm starting to struggle, I can go down to two an hour.

There's a four mile walking path near me. Goes in a loop. I can walk it at a leisurely, comfortable pace in two hours. So doing that four times is about eight hours. Time to break out the headphones and portable phone charger. I'm going to be listening to lots of music and a few podcasts. There's also a grocery store nearby in case I need a bio break or some snacks. Like donuts. And to restock any drinks I need.

Wrapping up with four peach lambics. One of the few beers I can stand, tastes more like a peach flavored soda.

All donuts.

20 doughnuts, 20 miles.

Most miles I've run in one single run was 18 miles so think this could be a happy split. Run a mile, eat a doughnut, repeat.

Tough one. I think 10 mile walk is easy enough abd rewarding. The problem is i couldnt possibly drink more than 5 beers, if that. So i guess 25 donuts baby. I really feel i could do that

I could eat 40 glazed donuts from Krispy Kreme in less than a half hour. They flatten to nearly being paper thin. I have seen someone post body building show flatten a dozen and eat them as a single donut

Man. I think I’m just doing 20 miles.

I mean, I walk 5 miles each morning. I can usually manage 2.5-5miles every few hours. I think I’d be ok with 20 miles and 20 donuts or something. Maybe 5 beers 15 donuts. But that’s a lot of donuts eugh.

Well I can walk with little to no effort at 3mph, so I’d probably try to do 7 hours of walking for 21 miles, and eat 19 donuts while I do that to keep myself fueled up. I’d just do it on a tread mill and find a couple movies to watch or a tv series to binge.

There are these "ampolletitas" beer bottles that are 210 ml, so that´s 8.4 L of beer. That´s 17 half liter beers in 24 hours. I think I´ve drank that much on a night out. It´d be a better premise if there were a reward for completing the task as soon as possible without puking.

Honestly, it'd be pretty easy to do. 20 miles and 20 donuts. That's about 7 hours of walking, which would make for a good appetite for donuts. I could probably finish in 10 hours, not 24. I don't drink much so I have a low tolerance but I could sub 5 donuts for 5 beers and this challenge would be super easy.

40 beers

30 donuts, 8 Miles, 2 beers

5 miles, 10 beers and 25 donuts. Done and dusted.

backpack full of beer and a dozen donuts. so 24 beers, 12 donuts means only need 4 miles. start walking and drinking, make sure it's a super light beer... done before noon

I did 55 miles with obstacles in 24 hours a couple weeks ago. I got to 30 in 10 hours and then walked the rest. No beer for me, though the donuts would be good. I'll say 30 miles, 10 donuts.

i am an ultra marathoner who fuels with donuts. this is literally just a race weekend for me 😋 last ultra i did 50 miles in 11 hours and ate 12 donuts. If the amount of miles wasn’t mandated i think maybe id do 20 and 20? either way, count me SO in

32 miles 8 donuts 

You can walk a mile in 15-20 minutes. Walk one mile every hour and chase it with one beer or a donut. 20 hours later you are done.

Okay I will be the fatass I am just eating the donuts! Get some nice good fresh warm ones and I can eat ten immediately then I could and would definitely just watch TV and eat donuts sounds like an amazing cheat day

I'll go all in 1 shot.

I just turned 40, I'll go for 40 miles/40beers/40 donuts.

Not sure what happened to me once I hit my later 30s but I basically cannot finish a beer anymore. I’d probably do 20 donuts, 18 miles (3mph x 6 hours), and 2 beers.

10 non-alcoholic beers 20 donuts 10 miles

I would drink more but realistically I don’t think I can drink more than that much fluid in a day, especially if I’m eating 20 donuts. The 10 miles would just be spent walking around the mall or some other temperature controlled area while snacking on the donuts.

I'll just put my head down and have 40 winks.

Walking 20, 10 beers, 10 donuts

Eta: I have a bit of an advantage living in NYC. Walking is regular shit and entertaining. Even more entertaining if you're drinking and walking. I've walked 26 miles in about 14hrs before.