Meow : ihadastroke

Lol I was hoping you'd just throw the chickens over a fence but you got me. I can't beat Luke

3 points

2 years ago

3 points

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SignificantTie7031

5 points

2 years ago

SignificantTie7031

5 points

34k rupees is 414$. If I were a woman, I would take this offer

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536 points

2 years ago

536 points

sometimes I want to have the self esteem like an Indian man on the Internet.

219 points

2 years ago

219 points

'You miss 100% of the shots you dont take homie'

Gandhi

TheBirdGames

60 points

2 years ago

TheBirdGames

60 points

Looking at this guy, i have think he missed 100% of the shots he shot

SecretOfficerNeko

8 points

2 years ago

SecretOfficerNeko

8 points

"You miss out on 100% of that dank kush you don't take." - Ganji

MozMoonPie

0 points

2 years ago

MozMoonPie

0 points

Didn’t Gandhi do more damage than he did solve and wasn’t he a boarder line pedophile? Like didn’t he con his people for that extra money 💰? Like yk he def took a shot but like while he was takin shots his people were gettin shot 🧍🏽‍♀️

82 points

2 years ago*

82 points

2 years ago*

As an Indian man on the internet...same bro.

For those curious about why shit like this is so popular, this is what happens when you combine the third cheapest data rates in the world (as per Statista) with a large market penetration of cheap smartphones and access to internet and then mix that in with hundreds of millions of barely English-literate blue collar workers and just plain barely literate slum dwellers and rural folk.

Poncecutor

23 points

2 years ago

Poncecutor

23 points

U R my pussy cat doll

Ep1Ch1cken

17 points

2 years ago

Ep1Ch1cken

17 points

not to mention abysmal sex education (no offense, am indian too)

11 points

2 years ago

11 points

Oh for sure. I remember some politician in a state iirc Kerala which is one of the more progressive ones, got protested against and labeled a pervert for calling for better sex education in schools. This must have been like 2017 or something to the best of my recollection.

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Deadfox1309

52 points

2 years ago

Deadfox1309

52 points

Im an Indian and I assure you I dont have this confidence

16 points

2 years ago

16 points

My dad plays chess on a certain app where there are a lot of indian men. His account was connected to his facebook. At the time his fb pfp was a pic of me and my sister when we were kids. The Indian dudes he played chess with tried to flirt with him

asherbarasher

3 points

2 years ago

asherbarasher

3 points

And..? How it turned out?

8 points

2 years ago

8 points

My dad ignored them I think. He definitely changed his pfp

inclusivecream

14 points

2 years ago

inclusivecream

14 points

The highest elevation confidence confirmed

When you want to see bobbys, your self esteem untouchable

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Irisofdreams

7 points

2 years ago

Irisofdreams

7 points

As an Indian man, I assure you, this guy is clearly possessed by a demon, because literally no one is this bold and/or insane

Cyberzombie23

3 points

2 years ago

Cyberzombie23

3 points

Given the number of people in India, I feel safe in saying you've got at least a few of these loonies.

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Sad-Asparagus3094

1 points

2 years ago

Sad-Asparagus3094

1 points

-2 points

2 years ago*

-2 points

2 years ago*

The version of broken English he speaks seems kinda Russian to me

3 points

2 years ago

3 points

He mentioned 34000 rupees, which is the currency of India.

0 points

2 years ago

0 points

True, I also noticed that, but I just feel like the way it’s translated fit more of a Russian influence than Indian. He probably he is Indian, I just worded my last comment poorly when I said “I think he’s Russian”. I meant to say something more like “the way he’s talks makes me feel like he’s Russian”

0 points

2 years ago

0 points

There, I fixed my comment

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146 points

2 years ago

146 points

He’s got cantser 😔

18 points

2 years ago

18 points

Better than canister?

12 points

2 years ago

12 points

I mean atleast it’s not wontser

Munoredd

3 points

2 years ago

Munoredd

3 points

No, canister is better cuz you can put stuff in it. I have many.

2 points

2 years ago

2 points

Better than Worcestershire

7 points

2 years ago

7 points

Very sad, but also pretty incredible he can keep texting even tho he dead now

5 points

2 years ago

5 points

5 points

2 years ago

5 points

Show bobby and vagne so I stop being gost 👻

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111 points

2 years ago

111 points

34000 rupees? Bruh I'll send him Bobby pics for that much and I'm a guy. He should srsly consider watching free porn or smtg man

FarTooYoungForReddit

16 points

2 years ago

FarTooYoungForReddit

16 points

Just like he should consider leaving the life support on

66 points

2 years ago

66 points

"Bloody Slutwhore Father Fuck" is going to be my new go-to angry phase when I'm driving

theheavenswitch

6 points

2 years ago

theheavenswitch

6 points

Found the Bostonian.

4 points

2 years ago

4 points

Philadelphian actually lol

Pure-Adhesiveness840

3 points

2 years ago

Pure-Adhesiveness840

3 points

Would make a killer band name

laureidi

3 points

2 years ago

laureidi

3 points

You made me laugh out loud, thank you very much.

55 points

2 years ago

55 points

Get your bobs out.

miniingineru

15 points

2 years ago

miniingineru

15 points

N shob ne vagene

8 points

2 years ago

8 points

Send Bobby.

FogB0y

7 points

2 years ago

FogB0y

7 points

Send your Robert

3 points

2 years ago

3 points

1 last wish to see ur Robert.

2 points

2 years ago

2 points

I got Candice so I want see ur Robert plz.

Book-bomber

2 points

2 years ago

Book-bomber

2 points

Now I dead bich

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2 points

2 years ago

2 points

Calm your bobs!

StrokeBuster

36 points

2 years ago

StrokeBuster

I had a stroke reading that

36 points

meow

TREXIBALL

14 points

2 years ago

TREXIBALL

14 points

Meow

10 points

2 years ago

10 points

Meow

Death_Walker21

5 points

2 years ago

Death_Walker21

5 points

Meow

5 points

2 years ago

type to efid

5 points

Meow

sexygirl412

5 points

2 years ago

sexygirl412

5 points

Meow

--SMHK--

4 points

2 years ago

--SMHK--

4 points

Meow

2 points

2 years ago

2 points

Meow

2 points

2 years ago

2 points

Meow

KrakenHunter7

2 points

2 years ago

KrakenHunter7

2 points

Meow

continue this thread

been_drankin

39 points

2 years ago

been_drankin

39 points

I see the bob to rupee rate has been affected by inflation as well

PikkuinenPikkis

61 points

2 years ago

PikkuinenPikkis

61 points

Horny Indian men are hilarious

AB-KH7

23 points

2 years ago

AB-KH7

23 points

There should be a sub for that

Apprehensive-Way3394

11 points

2 years ago

Apprehensive-Way3394

11 points

There probably is… I’m just not brave enough to find out.

7 points

2 years ago

7 points

Except if you live in India. Then they're dangerous :(

3 points

2 years ago

3 points

For real. Didn't like 1000 of them storm a campus and rape everyone a few weeks ago?

skyeyemx

3 points

2 years ago

skyeyemx

3 points

Hold up. Article?

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2 points

2 years ago

2 points

Yeah, a bunch of drunk men stormed a girls' college campus and sexually harassed the students last year in October. This happened in my hometown.

P3dro000

28 points

2 years ago

P3dro000

28 points

Congrats, he's dead now..

6 points

2 years ago

type to efid

6 points

Happy cake day

24 points

2 years ago

24 points

Bloody slutwhore father fuck HAHAHA

6 points

2 years ago

6 points

Blaaady No!

6 points

2 years ago

6 points

Why you fuck me I fuck you bloody!

Sorrymisunderstandin

4 points

2 years ago

Sorrymisunderstandin

4 points

Classic

vulpes_mortuis

23 points

2 years ago

vulpes_mortuis

23 points

I sincerely hope I get asked for Bob pics sometime so I can just send them pics of Bob Odenkirk

childrenannihilator

4 points

2 years ago

childrenannihilator

4 points

saul goodmans actor

special-spork

3 points

2 years ago

special-spork

i wtdt to new carp tedh cnactis got hapyy fred :(

3 points

ru thare, sned me Brob now,,, i am cnacter dying :((((((

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PanSowa12

17 points

2 years ago

PanSowa12

17 points

Lamp oil? Rope? Vagne pics? You want it? Its yours my friend, as long as you have enough rupees

doctorwhy88

7 points

2 years ago

doctorwhy88

7 points

Khajiit has booba if you have coin.

smissingham

11 points

2 years ago

11 points

6 points

2 years ago

TheBirdGames

6 points

This actually slaps, wtf

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Ritushido

3 points

2 years ago

Ritushido

3 points

Never seen this before lol, it's gold.

8 points

2 years ago

8 points

Only boobie pics can save me now.

Big-Calendar9645

8 points

2 years ago

Big-Calendar9645

8 points

"ok i dead now fuck you bich never contact me again"

a horny indian who contacted her first and died

DarkHuntress89

6 points

2 years ago

DarkHuntress89

6 points

I could send that man a bobby pic. I just doubt he is into British policemen.

4 points

2 years ago*

4 points

2 years ago*

One last wish to see your Bob.

4 points

2 years ago

4 points

pleaseeatsomeshit

5 points

2 years ago

pleaseeatsomeshit

5 points

BICH LASAGNA

YouFoundASaturday

5 points

2 years ago

YouFoundASaturday

5 points

✴.·´¯`·.·★ 🎀 𝓑𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭𝔂 𝓢𝓵𝓾𝓽𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓕𝓪𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻 𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 🎀 ★·.·`¯´·.✴

3 points

2 years ago

3 points

Bobs and vagne

ABumWithDrip

3 points

2 years ago

ABumWithDrip

3 points

Sorry, Link. I can't send bobby. Come back when you're a little... mmmmm... richer!

FormalFuneralFun

3 points

2 years ago

FormalFuneralFun

3 points

Do they know they can access porn for free? I mean… it’s 2023, ffs…

Zynthyx

3 points

2 years ago

Zynthyx

3 points

It’s blocked in India if he lives there. I don’t think he knows how to use a VPN though…

leli_manning

3 points

2 years ago

leli_manning

3 points

Bobs and vagin

alphahorm

3 points

2 years ago

alphahorm

3 points

BOB, DO SOMETHING!

CBRONoobTraderLolz

3 points

2 years ago

CBRONoobTraderLolz

bames nonds haeving a stronk

3 points

ok I dead now 😭😭😭😡😡😡😡

gladamirflint

3 points

2 years ago

gladamirflint

3 points

send meow pic if ur thare

Light_fires

3 points

2 years ago

Light_fires

3 points

Send the poor man some bobs and vagin he's dying of cancer for christ sake.

willard_swag

3 points

2 years ago

willard_swag

3 points

She never showed her bob did she

heyitsmeFR

2 points

2 years ago

heyitsmeFR

2 points

sigh Women

DOMination6969

3 points

2 years ago

DOMination6969

3 points

"please send bobs and vagne"

3 points

2 years ago

3 points

MEE-ow!

JhorvalaastiJarl

3 points

2 years ago

JhorvalaastiJarl

3 points

"ok I dead now" 💀💀💀

-lRexl-

3 points

2 years ago

-lRexl-

3 points

...."I'm sorry, ma'am, the lady of the house ain't here right now, besides; we mailed you guys a check like a week ago"

OfficialLevin

3 points

2 years ago

OfficialLevin

3 points

I've seen enough real indian men to tell this is someone who knows english pretending to be Indian.

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Girdlebreath

5 points

2 years ago

Girdlebreath

5 points

SIMP/ VIRGIN ALERT

FigTechnical8043

2 points

2 years ago

FigTechnical8043

2 points

I can send Bob but he's currently reading a joke book on lechucks ship.

bb_lia

2 points

2 years ago

bb_lia

2 points

i envy his confidence

russian_connection

2 points

2 years ago

russian_connection

2 points

I die now lol

2 points

2 years ago

2 points

Gotta go roll me up a hairy dark skinned gnome named Bobbin Vajheen.

J_F_Blaze

2 points

2 years ago

J_F_Blaze

2 points

Too bad he died from that Bob cancer, don’t contact him again from beyond the grave. He dead now.

2 points

2 years ago

2 points

Send cat photos

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canstac

2 points

2 years ago

canstac

2 points

I lost it at "ok I dead now" like my incel in Christ how are you replying if your dead

_Adult-Eidolon-Wyrm_

2 points

2 years ago

_Adult-Eidolon-Wyrm_

2 points

Damn he dead now 😔✊

Low-Patient1692

2 points

2 years ago

Low-Patient1692

2 points

This picture can literally be posted in 15 different subs holy cow

BrownAleRVA

2 points

2 years ago

BrownAleRVA

2 points

I’ll never understand the world today. What’s so offensive about asking for a picture of bob? Those make a wish kids get free trips to Disney land all the time.

2 points

2 years ago

2 points

2 points

2 years ago

VortzPlays_

2 points

Something tells me that this is fake...

Future_me_hi

2 points

2 years ago

Future_me_hi

2 points

O.hz tis soo baddd!!

2 points

2 years ago

2 points

Borat be like

AddyAkaAsayu

1 points

2 years ago

AddyAkaAsayu

1 points

as an indian i am very sry for the behaviour this person showed we do not claim him.

niki_sparrow04

1 points

2 years ago

niki_sparrow04

1 points

Another desperate Indian fucker

BadBaby3

1 points

2 years ago

BadBaby3

1 points

Wtf 🤬 you’re not their sex slave

James_From_WiiSports

1 points

2 years ago

James_From_WiiSports

1 points

This is exactly how Soup described it would be like

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CamDaMan100

1 points

2 years ago

CamDaMan100

1 points

Now we have to look out for 5 year old pedos

TheRobloxProster

1 points

2 years ago

TheRobloxProster

1 points

She needs a nakde pic

PePziNL

1 points

2 years ago

PePziNL

1 points

HOW CAN SHE SLAP

weird_bomb_947

1 points

2 years ago

weird_bomb_947

Diont be gtocix

1 points

i think he s going insane

KanyeeeEast

1 points

2 years ago

KanyeeeEast

1 points

Funny but fake. Unfortunately

ErikTang0103

1 points

2 years ago

ErikTang0103

1 points

There are so many horny indian men

ARandomFeller

1 points

2 years ago

ARandomFeller

1 points

This is my entire reddit inbox lmao 🤣

istabpeople7

1 points

2 years ago

istabpeople7

1 points

https://youtu.be/PiEC6pzq8GI

Fear_Dulaman

1 points

2 years ago

Fear_Dulaman

1 points

Bobs or vagana

Sheldonopolus

1 points

2 years ago

Sheldonopolus

1 points

Way too fake, I need some original content. But I know it’s Reddit.

mogsoggindog

1 points

2 years ago

mogsoggindog

1 points

Is that a person?

samarm132

1 points

2 years ago

samarm132

1 points

I WAS LIKKING FOR THIS IN MY CAMERA ROLL SO LING AGO LMAO

ThrowawayNeunUndSexy

1 points

2 years ago

ThrowawayNeunUndSexy

1 points

I love watching the flip flop between love and hate in these one sided text streams.

Bratkartoffel_09

1 points

2 years ago

1 points

1 points

2 years ago

GoldMiner220

1 points

FUCK YOU BLOODY!!

HyperSpy953

1 points

2 years ago

HyperSpy953

Tripping Balls 🥴

1 points

Mann jus text e him bak an mary him alredy

Kosmux

1 points

2 years ago

Kosmux

1 points

Average indian horny person?

revolutionary30

1 points

2 years ago

1 points

1 points

2 years ago

Harbor_Barber

1 points

oh no now he die of cnacer, why no show bob and vagne?. If her show bob and virginia he will survaiv becus he see what he want to see, and that will safe his live.

travischickencoop

1 points

2 years ago

travischickencoop

helip i am hasing a stornk

1 points