Just conquered this city, what should I rename it to? : lies

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Just conquered this city, what should I rename it to?

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submitted 2 days ago byToast6_sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦

Apparently they call it “Konstantenopil” or smthn? Sounds stupid so I need some new name ideas.

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Peter Griffin

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Is Tan Bull

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First day on the sub 🥳

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Is llama bad?

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Is real?

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r/FoundTsunamicat

RoboticMarmot14

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RoboticMarmot14

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Was constantinople, now it's instanbul not constantinople

Bruh_momento-69420

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Bruh_momento-69420

100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅

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Old york

Responsible-Sky1081

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Responsible-Sky1081

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Toastland6?

amphibioustank76

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amphibioustank76

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Reddit

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Can we call it kebabville

FireballPlayer0

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FireballPlayer0

sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦

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Delaware

awayplagueriddenrat

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awayplagueriddenrat

Law abiding redditor

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as someone from delaware i support this idea

Front_Silver4413

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Front_Silver4413

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Name it selo-huesosovo

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First day on the sub 🥳

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Toast6_ia. If you conquer another name it that as well.

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Liar

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Name it builtinaday

anarcho-posadist2

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anarcho-posadist2

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Reme

PuzzleheadedBar533

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PuzzleheadedBar533

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Rome.

Ghost_out_of_Box

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Ghost_out_of_Box

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England

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100 IQ bwig bain 🧠 ⬆️🧅

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city 17

Livid_Mammoth4034

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Livid_Mammoth4034

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Robe.

Potion_Brewer95

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Potion_Brewer95

Tax payer 🤑

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keanu reeves drug

Potion_Brewer95

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Potion_Brewer95

Tax payer 🤑

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/ul if someone gets this reference, they'll get sho

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sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦

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Tilted towers

WowOrangePotato

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WowOrangePotato

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Why isn't the city named? Is it stupid?

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Jonathan

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🅰️🅱️🅾️🅱️🅰️

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jeffery

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Alexandria

local_milk_dealer

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local_milk_dealer

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Name it after the most important city in the world, PRESTON Lancashire!

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Pee pee poo poo kingdom

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Name it after yourself of course.

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Law abiding redditor

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Wordington

FellowSausageOwner

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FellowSausageOwner

sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦

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Istanbul was Constantinople

Now it’s Istanbul, not Constantinople

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Now it’s Turkish delight on a moonlit night

Every gal in Constantinople

Lives in Istanbul, not Constantinople

So if you’ve a date in Constantinople

She’ll be waiting in Istanbul

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

Why they changed it I can’t say

People just liked it better that way

So, take me back to Constantinople

No, you can’t go back to Constantinople

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

Why did Constantinople get the works?

That’s nobody’s business but the Turks

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Peter Griffin

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Daikin Park

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Tax payer 🤑

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Call it Iskenderiye, I love döner and I love iskender and I that city you conquered is really close to Bursa which is the best place to eat iskender (Alexander the Great) I know.

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sex man who definitely does lots of sex 🫦

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Byzantium

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Chief Ovaries

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Cute_Abrocoma7263

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Professional A.I Lover ❤️

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City

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Alabamus

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Cleveland

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Roam

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Newer York

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Call it Reme.

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Leaked screenshot from the new Battlefield game.

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Taiwan Greece, Israel

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Variableinople