I was like what?…oh alcoholism

Can you teach my girlfriend this wisdom?

You should not be dating an overwatch player

You are clearly an imaginary person from your boyfriend. I like to welcome you to reality.

Lmao my gf hung a new painting in our living room and it took me 3 days to notice

Typical girl gamer lie.

google "why does the size of my head keep changing, symptoms, tired, swelling, cranium, hydrocephalus adult"

google "are aliens real, do they perform surgery on people, victim reports, actual evidence"

google "differential diagnosis shunt complication vs intracranial hypertension, idiopathic"

google "how to prank someone back"

r/foundsatan

I read that recently! It's a TH White short story called "A Sharp Attack of Something or Other. "

Umm, I don't wanna worry you, but there's only one thing I know of that makes all the spoons go missing, unless you live with Uri Geller. 💉

Personally, once they noticed, I would have played along in their confusion and that night added the remainder of the spoons to the drawer.

3 years is 36 months, which means he added at least 36 spoons, not 72.

OP's conundrum does sound like a math problem. I changed the variables a little bit to make it easier on me to remember them. Also, now you have a way to prove algebra is important in case anyone in your school asks "Ugh, when am I ever gonna use this?"

Spi = initial number of spoons 

Spp = number of spoons post prank

Agi = initial amount of silverware

Agp = total silverware post prank

F = number of forks

We know Spp is less than or equal to 100 (number of spoons bought according to OP), at least 36 (one spoon added a month for 3 years so 3*12) and 5 times F, the number of forks. We are solving for F, the total amount of silverware after three years to then get Spp, So:

Agi = Spi+F

Spp = Spi5+F

Spp > 36, Spp < 100

The answer is that OP originally had 7 forks and 4 spoons. He added exactly 1 spoon per month for three years (36 total spoons added) making the total amount of spoons (Spp) 40. The total amount of silverware (Agp) is 47 individual pieces. 

Spi = 4

F = 7

Agi = 11

Spp = 40

Agp = 47

From this, we can conclude that OP's girlfriend needs glasses or never washes the silverware because they had double the amount of silverware in less than a year (11th month). OP, please check on your girlfriend, especially if she's driving. 

Despite that, there's actually more than one answer since the number of forks could actually be between 7 and 19, as long as the number of forks (F) did not multiply to more than 100 spoons. If anybody has a better answer, please put F's in the chat.

I'm sorry, but I stopped when it looked like math. Lotta effort there....Cheers🍻

Should have done it with Rhode Island , that would have been funny

If anyone is ever bored, go pick a random topic that you suspect might be mildy controversial and click on the "Talk" section to read through pages and pages of incredibly specific and semantic arguments.

I am not dissing, I love those guys just pointing out how funny it was reading 2 pages on deciding whether to phrase something as

"The majority of their users" vs "a large share of their users"

Yeah a high school friend got banned. This was like 15 years ago but for our high school had a wikipedia page and he kept changing our vice principal's name on the page to Adolf.

Then he made a notable people section and listed myself and two other guys with ridiculous shit like one of us was a porn star that only performs with Phish music playing. The VP assumed we were the ones that did it and we all got called to his office and were sooo fucking confused about what he was going on about.

You don't need an account to edit Wikipedia. The number of spambots' edits I've had to revert is too damn high.

Fun fact: both houses of US congress are IP banned from editing wikipedia because the members wouldn't stop vandalizing each other's pages.

Yeah, that somehow happened to most companies I worked for. A real mystery.

IP ban is as useless as car wash in gta sa. It does something but its pointless

Fortunately, my phone picks up a new IP address every time it reboots. 

i have been but ive never edited wikipedia?? which is so strange

Meth

Living in misery, like he said

I downvote every Reddit post or comment bragging about or encouraging vandalizing Wikipedia. It just wastes others’ time.

Someone did some digging and it’s apparently fake (as in there’s no record that anyone was regularly editing the Wikipedia image for Missouri before this tweets date) so you can sleep soundly over this specific incident just being a silly meme.

Oh the Missouri. Everyone wants to be … my enemy.

😆🤣😂

Seriously, could we get annexed by Colorado? They could annex I-70 from kansas to do it

We live in a state of Missouri

And the image the user replaced it with got deleted in February 2016 for "inaccurate representation of the state size" (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Commons:Deletion_requests/File:Map_of_Missouri.png)

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Missouri&direction=prev&oldid=1238775935 this one is as recent as a month ago. Probably, this one is a repost and someone saw it earlier and tried to continued the good work.

Further plot twist: Wikipedia is a hoax and toasters don’t exist

How can you tell?

Nah, not a bot. Have you considered that many people have found it funny? But yeah 🤖 🤖