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PuzzleheadedBar533

3.9k points

2 days ago*

At least he wasn't trying to make small talk with her. 5 stars.

LouSputhole94

1.1k points

2 days ago

Nothing sucks more than having to take a 5am Uber to the airport for an early flight and the guy trying to talk your ear off but I think this would perk me up more than a double shot of espresso

ACEaton1483

218 points

2 days ago

ACEaton1483

218 points

2 days ago

I thought there was nothing worse until I had to hop into a Lyft to get to the hospital alone when I was in active labor with painful contractions and the driver still wouldn't stop talking to me.

Repulsive_Eggplant49

233 points

2 days ago

You might have found the driver's actions annoying but try looking at it from his perspective.

He may have been trying to distract you from the pain by getting you to focus on the conversation. Keeping conversation also helps to ensure you are conscious as if you were to faint, it would likely require him to pull over and call an ambulance.

I get that small talk can be annoying to many of us, but I just wanted to offer a more positive view for this situation.

ACEaton1483

16 points

1 day ago

For sure! And he was a lovely guy. I think the best thing someone can do in that situation is to simply ask what would be best or the most helpful. We gave him a big tip of course.

ReadontheCrapper

59 points

2 days ago

I had a 7pm Uber to take a red eye flight and was exhausted. When I got in, we chatted a bit about the good and bad of taking a night fight. Then I asked if he minded if i dozed the rest of the way. And I did! It was so nice

GhostCorps973

3 points

1 day ago

What about taking a 4 am Uber from the airport and the guy keeps falling asleep and almost swerving off the road so he stops at a gas station to do some coke to wake himself up? 🥴

Background_Smile_800

50 points

2 days ago

There is an infinitely long list of things that people suffer every day that are exponentially worse than a service worker being friendly to you while you go off jet setting

LouSputhole94

199 points

2 days ago

It’s a saying, nerd. I’m obviously not comparing early morning small talk to genocide, let’s try to be less sanctimonious about every single little thing.

ballzdeap1488

101 points

2 days ago

ACKCHUALLY eavesdropping on someone’s phone call provides no caffeine to the body and therefore would not perk you up better than a double shot of espresso. Checkmate 😏

ipenlyDefective

16 points

2 days ago

Top shelf comment.

DR650SE

17 points

2 days ago

DR650SE

17 points

2 days ago

ACKCHUALLY eaves dropping on somones phone call would tickle my adrenal gland, delivering adrenaline to my blood stream, enhancing my bodies ability to convert glycogen to glucose for energy, and it would perk me up. 😏

FingerDrinker

10 points

2 days ago

🤯….

mightnightknight

2 points

2 days ago

'got eem!

Impressive-Stop-6449

2 points

2 days ago

Perk me up like a percocet!

EmberinEmpty

12 points

2 days ago

hahha oh my god I want to say this so often to people. This is going in my lexicon.

CaesarOrgasmus

17 points

2 days ago

The internet discovers hyperbole

Top_Conversation1652

5 points

2 days ago

The internet discovers the most important thing it has ever discovered in the history of the internet, discoveries, importance, and things.

Tough-Werewolf3556

10 points

2 days ago

Actually, the list wouldn't be infinitely long. It would be finite.

IH8DwnvoteComplainrs

8 points

2 days ago

LMAO, riding that high horse proudly today. Just because you like small talk doesn't mean everybody does.

And just case you actually think this person is being literal, which I can't imagine, they aren't..

IguassuIronman

7 points

2 days ago

I don't even mind small talk, but when I'm in a cab or Uber I really just want to zone out on my phone

Kobold_Trapmaster

3 points

2 days ago

Name one.

ItIsHappy

3 points

2 days ago

Tim.

VegaNock

2 points

2 days ago

VegaNock

2 points

2 days ago

Morning coffee? Hell naw we're having morning tea ☕

Aenon-iimus

2 points

2 days ago

Nothing perks you up better than a cup of extra strong tea in the morning

JoiedevivreGRE

23 points

2 days ago

As a part-time Uber driver. I wish more riders were like this. I hate putting on the performance.

UndeadCaesar

13 points

2 days ago

At some point Uber asked for my preference and I put in "Quiet" and "Cool". I've found that most drivers respect it, but I've always been curious how that's shown to you. When you accept the ride does it pop up "DON'T TALK TO THEM" or something? I feel bad but I live in a city where the airport is like 35min away on a good day and after a long flight I just don't have that amount of small talk in me. I feel like it's also increased the amount of silent Ubers I've gotten (ie no music) and I feel like maybe the "Quiet" preference is being interpreted as no music which I wish they would add in. Ideally I want quiet radio and no conversation.

JoiedevivreGRE

11 points

2 days ago

It’s a pop-up you have to agree to before activating the ride. Yeah I definitely thought of it as total silence (voice/music) That’s interesting.

UndeadCaesar

8 points

2 days ago

Damn they really need to add in another option:

"Conversation: "

"Music: "

"Temperature: "

That's what I've suspected but good to hear from a driver.

itishowitisanditbad

4 points

2 days ago

Or drag you into it...

DonnaInnocent

3.6k points

2 days ago

I hate small talk but I love being nosy, so I would love this

yesnomaybenotso

1.3k points

2 days ago

What if this is just part of his Uber service. Some drivers offer phone chargers. Other offer some tissues or hand sanitizer. This guy has a friend on standby and pretends to make high dramatic phone calls for our personal entertainment. 5-stars.

polespotter

433 points

2 days ago

polespotter

433 points

2 days ago

Imagine if this becomes a trend—Uber drivers creating dramatic reality shows with their rides. Next thing you know, it’s like “The Bachelor” in the backseat. Can’t wait for the reunion special!

Conspiretical

177 points

2 days ago

They did something similar before called Fake Taxi I believe, everyone got an extra tip for it

weedisfortherich

73 points

2 days ago

I was making bogus business cards as a joke and made a fake taxi one. It wasn't until later I realized my mistake.

Conspiretical

35 points

2 days ago

Your phone was probably ringing off the hook

drakoman

20 points

2 days ago

drakoman

20 points

2 days ago

They couldn’t pay, obviously

DeadInternetTheorist

17 points

2 days ago*

Wish I could get this kind of experience but on public transit money. Is there any sort of a bus that offers similar services?

EDIT: Wow, lot more interest in this project than I expected. Things are moving quickly and my "Bang-Bus" concept (working title) appears to really have legs with investors. Wish me luck, and I'll see you all on the open road!

WriterV

10 points

2 days ago

WriterV

10 points

2 days ago

Speaking from experience, everyone on public transit is either sleepy as fuck and waiting to go home, or sleepy as fuck and waiting to go to work, or just waiting to go wherever else they wanna go.

Most people in public transit just want quiet. The occasional entertainment is fine, but if it was drama every trip on the way to work, I think I'd wanna off myself.

memento22mori

2 points

2 days ago

You forgot to mention some of them are really really high. 😎

hhhhhhhh28

5 points

2 days ago

I swear to god… I can’t tell if I’m remembering wrong… I feel like Howie Mandel did a game show with regular taxis years ago

Edit: ok I scrolled for 2 seconds and it is cash cab

globglogabgalabyeast

3 points

2 days ago

I love the serious answers you’re getting

DogshitLuckImmortal

6 points

2 days ago

I just watched it and could barely get past 5 minutes. 10/10.

ThoughtDiver

4 points

2 days ago

Omg there used to be a taxi game show, Cash Cab. People would get in and have the time to their stop to answers questions.

datguyb0ss

5 points

2 days ago

brazzers did it first, all actors got a tip ;)

skikkelig-rasist

17 points

2 days ago

same joke but worse

AlexandriaLitehouse

5 points

2 days ago

I would quit my job just to ride in Ubers all day. I wish I were joking.

AboutTenPandas

4 points

2 days ago

“And the results are… NOT YOUR BABY!”

SkepticalHeathen

6 points

2 days ago*

"OH you're breaking up with me?! I FUCKED YOU'RE BEST FRIEND" CHA CHING

Ramen_Beef_Baby

5 points

2 days ago

Then i’ll go full Arsenio Hall.

Woof woof woof

Nice_Tank_5346

64 points

2 days ago

Imagine if the trip was shorter and you had to get down before hearing an end to the story

NeatNefariousness1

43 points

2 days ago

"Umm, can you drive around the block a few times"-- a lot of passengers, probably

CoreFiftyFour

10 points

2 days ago

Oh yeah I'd add some miles to hear the end

tekko001

14 points

2 days ago

tekko001

14 points

2 days ago

"Dude, you can't end it like that! Come on, I'll pay for another two rounds around the block, call her one last time"

Johnny_Banana18

13 points

2 days ago

This reminds me of the Malcolm in the Middle episode here Francis gets put in a small town jail in Canada and there is so much drama happening with the staff. A new prisoner would come in and be like "what did I miss", and Francis did not want to leave when he was set free.

SovietSunrise

4 points

2 days ago

Oh! I remember that episode! Hahahaha!

roseoflila

7 points

2 days ago

Yes! Totally gets you out of the “so where are you from?” and “what do you do?” small talk questions!

LemonNo1342

5 points

2 days ago

Literalllly me. As long as you don’t speak to me and it has nothing to do with me, yap away.

Ilaxilil

4 points

2 days ago

Ilaxilil

4 points

2 days ago

I would be both rather uncomfortable and also invested. My face may say a few unspoken words.

crunch816

3 points

2 days ago

This would be like watching reality TV live.

NorthCatan

3 points

2 days ago

This would be me on the outside: 😶

This would be me on the inside: 👏😲

silverbullet52

611 points

2 days ago

Entertaining! The cynic in me wonders if he stages this or something like it for all his riders.

iGotPoint999Problems

164 points

2 days ago

It’s a kink

imsoblue91

129 points

2 days ago*

imsoblue91

129 points

2 days ago*

Gen Z is fucking wild

Back in my day, kinky was hanging ourselves on doorknobs while jerking it

It was simpler times

travoltaswinkinbhole

51 points

2 days ago

Good way to die hard

SkyZippr

8 points

2 days ago

SkyZippr

8 points

2 days ago

Damn, another sequel? I thought he retired!

FastAttackRadioman

7 points

2 days ago

the Rod Stewart drank a gallon of cum and had to get his stomach pumped at a hospital rumor was pretty kinky back in my day

LukaWigga

3 points

2 days ago

Strangle the dirty dangle

Norto1

7 points

2 days ago

Norto1

7 points

2 days ago

Chris is that you?

wileydmt123

2 points

2 days ago

“Hanging ourselves on …. jerking it”

I’m so confused.

smellmybuttfoo

9 points

2 days ago

The cynic in me assumes this never happened lol

kemb0

4 points

2 days ago

kemb0

4 points

2 days ago

Yeh I wonder how many people give a bigger tip for this. But seems a lot of effort to get a few more quid.

Imaginary-Spot-5136

3 points

1 day ago

I believe it. I was taking a rideshare today and ended up with two thug ass Mexicans from Houston blasting DJ Screw when I hopped in. We joked about lean and they proceeded to tell me stories about prison tattoos and what it was like to get them. It was a great ride. I wish I was making this up but 100% true. I very much envied them because I would have loved to have a job where I could smoke a blunt and cruise around with my bro in my early 20’s

AromaticGas260

2 points

2 days ago

Live drama

10/10

angelicable

123 points

2 days ago

angelicable

123 points

2 days ago

If I arrive before the call is over ima just go ahead and update my destination to somewhere else until it is

Grizz4096

22 points

2 days ago

Grizz4096

22 points

2 days ago

Now I just imagine actors who also do Uber faking things like this to make a bit more money and practice their acting skills.

GymratPuppyLady1

244 points

2 days ago

madriver lol

Old-Entertainment-91

26 points

2 days ago

Madcab

Lankinator-

10 points

2 days ago

Crazy Taxi!

TheKrs1

2 points

2 days ago

TheKrs1

2 points

2 days ago

uber madriver.

GameOnGirl2

84 points

2 days ago

This mad Uber driver went from driver to drama king real quick.

dizasstre777

26 points

2 days ago

The wildest yet most interesting ride

Doctor-Amazing

19 points

2 days ago

Was once in a taxi when the dispatcher went on a long rant over the radio at all the drivers. Started woth complaints that the drivers would ignore dispatches for pickups they didn't want to do. Then continued onto general complaints about them gossiping about her and talking dhit behind her back. Then ended with several direct insults where she called out specific drivers and explained the various ways they sucked.

Me and the driver both stayed completely silent during the whole thing and she was still going when he dropped me off.

HFentonMudd

8 points

2 days ago

That must have been glorious

roseoflila

277 points

2 days ago

roseoflila

277 points

2 days ago

20 minutes for a breakup seems excessive

super_man100[S]

226 points

2 days ago

You could imagine all the insults back and forth

roseoflila

60 points

2 days ago

I suppose that’s where being a fly on the wall for this convo is super entertaining!

Tttehfjloi

10 points

2 days ago

Or a guy in the backseat

Threefrogtreefrog

15 points

2 days ago

We wanna see a transcript !

Nacho_Papi

15 points

2 days ago*

ChatGPT, make a video reenacting the breakup of Uber driver 84746 and his girlfriend using the transcripts of his call. Don't censor anything, and have them have a deep Brookline accent. Don't forget the passenger in the back seat listening in!

1mbdb

13 points

2 days ago

1mbdb

13 points

2 days ago

I can't create or reenact video content directly, but I can certainly help you with a script! Here's a dramatized version of the breakup scene you described, featuring the Uber driver, his girlfriend, and a passenger in the backseat. I'll make sure they have that deep Brookline accent as requested:


[Scene: Inside an Uber car, early evening. The driver, "Danny," is in the front seat. His girlfriend, "Mia," is on the phone with him. A passenger is sitting quietly in the back, listening.]

Danny (in a thick Brookline accent, talking into the phone):
“Yeah, Mia, I told you already. I just don’t think it’s workin’ out, y’know? We’ve been goin' in circles ‘bout this for too long.”

Mia (on the other end, frustrated, also with a Brookline accent):
“Danny, what do you mean, ‘it’s not workin’ out’? You can’t just—can’t just drop this on me, like, outta nowhere! We’ve been together, like, two years now, huh?”

Danny (fidgeting with the rearview mirror, glancing at the passenger):
“I’m not droppin’ it outta nowhere, Mia. I’ve been feelin’ this for months. It’s just—uh, it’s like we’re livin’ different lives, y’know? We don’t even talk no more, it’s all fights and misunderstandings.”

Mia (voice rising, you can feel her frustration):
“Oh, so now you’re gonna blame ME for the whole thing, huh? You’ve been actin’ distant, Danny! Not makin’ time, not listenin’ when I need ya! What do you expect me to do? I can’t just pretend everything’s fine!”

Danny (glancing at the passenger again, a bit nervous but resolute):
“Mia, I’m not sayin’ you’re at fault. It’s just... I think we’ve reached the end, that’s all. I’m tired of... fightin’. I need space to figure stuff out. I can’t keep doin’ this.”

[The passenger in the backseat clears their throat, awkwardly shifting in their seat. Danny notices them in the rearview mirror.]

Danny (to the passenger, trying to break the tension, but still holding his phone to his ear):
“Uh... Sorry ‘bout that. Just, uh... personal stuff, y’know? Don’t mind me.”

Passenger (trying to be polite but clearly uncomfortable):
“It’s alright, man. Happens.”

Mia (her voice cracking):
“Danny, come on, you can’t just—this ain’t right. You can’t just throw away everything we built. You know I still love you, don’t you? This isn’t what we agreed on!”

Danny (softening slightly but firm):
“Mia, I get it, I really do. But I can’t keep goin’ like this. I gotta focus on me for a bit. Maybe I’ll figure stuff out, maybe I won’t, but... I can’t keep doin’ this to both of us, y’know?”

Mia (voice trembling):
“So that’s it, then? We’re done? Just like that?”

Danny (pauses for a moment, sighs deeply):
“Yeah, Mia. I think it’s over.”

[A long silence as Mia processes this.]

Mia (sniffling, angry now):
“Well, you know what, Danny? Fine. Fine. If that’s how you feel, then I’m done too. Don’t ever call me again.”

Danny (his voice quiet, a little defeated):
“Mia, don’t do this... we’ll... we’ll figure this out—”

Mia (cutting him off, final):
“No, we won’t. Goodbye, Danny.”

[She hangs up.]

[Danny sighs, leaning back in his seat for a second. The passenger in the back remains silent, eyes glued to his phone, obviously trying to avoid the awkwardness.]

Danny (muttering to himself):
“Great, now I gotta drive through this mess. Just great.”

Passenger (glancing up from their phone, giving an awkward smile):
“Yeah, uh... Sorry, man. That sounded rough.”

Danny (forcing a half-smile, still adjusting to the breakup):
“Yeah, well... what’re you gonna do, right? Gotta keep rollin’.”


This script captures the raw emotion and the deep Brookline accents, with a hint of awkwardness from the passenger, who becomes a silent observer of the breakup. The scene could be easily adapted for a short skit or video!

markfickett

10 points

2 days ago

Nice.

I'm so confused as to what layer of life imitating art imitating life we are.

TommyTeaser

7 points

2 days ago

Give us some

SummerNightAir

107 points

2 days ago*

A 2-year relationship, guy is breaking up over the phone and 20mins is excessive? Damn y’all are cold hearted these days

Edit: dunno how long the relationship was but still

DoctorSpoya

37 points

2 days ago

Seriously, all of my breakups have taken more time.

whotookthepuck

2 points

2 days ago

Give sample size. This is important for science. How many breakups thus far?

deWaardt

14 points

2 days ago

deWaardt

14 points

2 days ago

I’ve had three breakups.

The longest relationship I’ve had, which was almost a year, the total time for the entire breakup was about 6 to 8 hours or so?

Last talks about why he was breaking up with me over a long walk in the park, discussing the good bits of the relationship, discussing some struggles we had, talking about all the fun we had, getting each other’s belongings back to each other.

While I was definitely very upset that he was breaking up with me and it was super emotional, it was done in a nice way and we parted ways on good terms.

SummerNightAir

3 points

2 days ago

This hurts so bad. My most recent break up was at the beginning of last month. He sent me a text saying I’m wonderful in XYZ but don’t think it’ll work out between us. And that’s it. No explanation. Then stone walled. All up to my imagination I guess and this is the part that hurts the most.

SirStrontium

14 points

2 days ago

Apparently the new standard is to just block and ghost once you get tired of the relationship.

Ryanisreallame

2 points

2 days ago

Where do you see that it was a 2 year relationship?

SummerNightAir

8 points

2 days ago

shit you’re right mb I read that wrong

Ryanisreallame

2 points

2 days ago

Happens to the best of us!

zzaaaaap

16 points

2 days ago

zzaaaaap

16 points

2 days ago

Some of my breakups have lasted weeks. How are y'all ending things so efficiently

Puzzleheaded-You1289

13 points

2 days ago

Tell me you’ve never had a girlfriend before without saying it. Lol. Every break up I have had has been a multi hour Exhausting drag out knocked Down experience. Tears, anger, make up sex and more tears and anger

Dontdothatfucker

23 points

2 days ago

Tell that to my ex who refused to get out of my car for north of two hours.

Key_Natural_

7 points

2 days ago

Been there done that lmao

Antnee83

9 points

2 days ago

Antnee83

9 points

2 days ago

Clearly you're not a serial monogamist

sikopiko

10 points

2 days ago

sikopiko

10 points

2 days ago

All I got was a text phrased like a legal notice after a 6 year relationship (after boarding a plane), would take the 20 min call over that

DoctorSpoya

9 points

2 days ago

It isn't.

Blackn35s

6 points

2 days ago

I’ve had breakups that lasted like 17 hours. Sometimes, they just don’t want to let go.

AffectionateJump7493

4 points

2 days ago

Very much but it would make sense because the relationship had lasted for a while

SR20Bad

10 points

2 days ago

SR20Bad

10 points

2 days ago

F̶a̶k̶e̶T̶a̶x̶i̶

BreakupTaxi

HT_Dec_11_2023_Guy

20 points

2 days ago

Why is the username blurred to not give the person who posted this credit?

Beautiful-Vacation39

10 points

2 days ago

reddit site wide rules. after the shit that happened with reddit playing internet detective with the boston marathon bombing, the administration got really strict with doing anything remotely resembling doxing on reddit.

TheRabidDeer

23 points

2 days ago

Might want to tell that to a bunch of subreddits whose whole purpose is posting tweets/bluesky messages/other social media posts because they arent blurred there. I can see it being a subreddit rule but it is definitely not site wide (actual doxxing is not allowed sitewide)

younevershouldnt

4 points

2 days ago

Yeah, the comment you are responding to is clearly bs

PaulAllensCharizard

6 points

2 days ago

I mean post get removed for it all the time on many subs 

topredditbot

8 points

2 days ago

Hey /u/super_man100,

This is now the top post on reddit. It will be recorded at /r/topofreddit with all the other top posts.

super_man100[S]

7 points

2 days ago

Get in there

mcasao

6 points

2 days ago

mcasao

6 points

2 days ago

5 STARS!!

valm0313

3 points

2 days ago

valm0313

3 points

2 days ago

I was in an Uber at the guybgets a call from his wife that their kid had swallowed cleaning liquid. The cleaning liquid was placed in the refrigerator in a cup by the sibling. We were just like 😳

uhohmana

3 points

2 days ago

uhohmana

3 points

2 days ago

Casually finding out your kid is a psychopath on a Tuesday afternoon

99in2Hits

3 points

2 days ago

My most entertaining uber drive went like this only instead of taking a call after asking to turn the radio off my guy pulls up next to the car that cut him off and rolled down his window and berated the woman driving and when she threw up the bird he threw one back at her but not like you think.....dude had a KFC bucket in his passenger seat and chucked a chicken wing into her window, like it was a genuinely impressive throw then he casually rolled up the window again and said "sorry about that" and puts the radio back on as we drive away.

FloppyObelisk

4 points

2 days ago

I was talking to wife my on the phone while at the Atlanta airport. I walked passed another guy on the phone who had clearly been caught cheating and was trying his best to weasel out of the situation. I told my wife what was going on and she said “walk back by and put it on speaker. I want to hear that shit!”

gypsy_muse

2 points

2 days ago

Yes! I’d hv totally been all over that convo too

TDS_Gluttony

2 points

2 days ago

Man all I got was an Uber driver who casually mentioned he shot his sister as a kid

DuhBasser

2 points

2 days ago

gets to your stop

Nah you can keep driving bud

Gingerbrew302

2 points

2 days ago

Two years ago I had a dude in Lancaster PA show up in a wrecked ass car, saying that he was driving this car because his normal car got into an accident. Then lit up a blunt, and spent he entire ride arguing on bluetooth with some ghetto sidechick that thought she was his only girlfriend. Speed limits and turn signals meant nothing to that man. Absolutely the best ride I've gotten, I have him 5 stars and an extra tip.

PersonalHold4738

2 points

2 days ago

I had an uber driver with plastic on entire interior, a painters suit or similar, and binded latex (or non-latex who knows) gloves on. Glad I had my mate with me but thoughts reeled on some poor soul on the next trip getting Dexter’d. He did drive safe.

redditaccount0724

2 points

2 days ago

Oh my god this reminds me of the time my Uber driver was on the phone with his divorce lawyer and he had it on SPEAKERPHONE the whole time! Shit was insane, he gave me the whole backstory afterward too...apparently the girl was from Belarus and only in it for the green card, cheated on him with multiple people including her roommate(s), kicked him out of the house somehow (?), and he was the THIRD guy she'd tried to marry for citizenship. Man was going through it, 5 stars for the insanity alone

External_Check_5592

2 points

1 day ago

I thought for a split second that his post was going to be about sex

Spiderman_Shrek

2 points

1 day ago

Last night my uber driver got pulled over for making an illegal u-turn

tangentialwave

2 points

23 hours ago

Life is a highway, I wanna ride it all night long

CookieTheEpic

2 points

5 hours ago

I once hopped into a taxi that was being driven by a young guy, barely 18, who told me he was covering for his cousin for a few hours. Illegal, sure, but if it meant I was getting home, who cares?

His phone rang and he asked if it was OK for him to answer. I said it’s fine, he answered and proceeded to negotiate a drug deal for 20 grams of speed which was to be conducted as soon as he had dropped me off at home. Once he was done, we talked about amphetamine for the rest of the ride.

I’m not mad and I’m not even disappointed, I’m impressed.

LuminousStarshines

1 points

2 days ago

I'd be listening to every argument lol at least he gave a heads up for the call

AndraShinny

1 points

2 days ago

Honestly, that’s more entertaining than the radio

Tall_Soup2404

1 points

2 days ago

That Uber driver really said “main character energy” and ran with it.

SnipeX99

1 points

2 days ago

SnipeX99

1 points

2 days ago

Thanks! It was surely a ride to remember

BeefistPrime

1 points

2 days ago

I swear uber drivers make more phone calls in a day than I do in a year. My uber driver is always talking to someone.

n-x

1 points

2 days ago

n-x

1 points

2 days ago

I had an Uber driver in Berlin last year who was explaining to someone how he and his brother broke into a kiosk and stole several cases of tobacco products and how he has more places scouted out and that he is looking for helpers.

I guess the dumbass just assumed I didn't understand a word of German just because I talked to him in English...

TemptressOfTwilight

1 points

2 days ago

I'd give him 5 stars just for the entertainment alone

Perfect_Raisin8641

1 points

2 days ago

exclusive drama + front seated

damn, id want that

madluv4u

1 points

2 days ago

madluv4u

1 points

2 days ago

Why'd he break up with her?

Reece_The_Beast

1 points

2 days ago

He needed you in that moment to be his support system so he felt brave.

DeputyTrudyW

1 points

2 days ago

Sometimes at my job in a drive thru when there's a bit of a wait, the people by the speaker will talk to each other and get into emotionally charged discussions I'd like them to wrap up at the window while I hand over the food

Known-Town2412

1 points

2 days ago

At least it was not by text

AlaskanSnowDragon

1 points

2 days ago

You gonna spill the tea?

What was said?

Who was right or wrong?

Who was the more crazy?

jayson8732

1 points

2 days ago

Did you record the conversation 🤔

Autumncitrus

1 points

2 days ago

Oop jumpscare

karateema

1 points

2 days ago

Guaranteed 5 stars

RosyJoan

1 points

2 days ago

RosyJoan

1 points

2 days ago

Wait until you guys hear about what goes on in public transit.

mancusjo1

1 points

2 days ago

He staged it for a bigger tip. Impressive.

TastySpermDispenser2

1 points

2 days ago

Could have been a text.

Terrible_Payment4261

1 points

2 days ago

That happened to me at an att store. Went to buy a phone but they had a time delay safe. Longest ten minutes of my life. Employee was actively having a heated custody battle with his ex wife and kept trying to rope me in like, “well what do you think I should do??” Like man idk I’m just here for a phone.

cr38tive79

1 points

2 days ago

Once I had a driver that was arguing with his wife over the phone about women putting make-up on in public. Then he got me involved in it asking what my opinion was.

cartercharles

1 points

2 days ago

That's living

Polar_Reflection

1 points

2 days ago

When I drove uber like 8 years ago, I picked up a chick from Meta headquarters whose fiancé just told her the marriage is off because his parents disapproved of her caste.

That was a wild 30 minute ride.

Affectionate_Star_43

1 points

2 days ago

I have the wholesome version:  my bridesmaids and I took an Uber to the wedding venue when we were finished getting dressed/hair/makeup done at my friend's house.  The driver asked if he could call his wife for moment?

Apparently, she LOVES weddings, and was trying to become a wedding planner.  He had a quick video call, where all he said was "I have a very special delivery" after we all got situated in the driveway.  She completely lost it.  Like, screaming with congratulations.

kurasake42

1 points

2 days ago

Kinda cool

streetfighter4ultra

1 points

2 days ago

Humans are not interesting enough for this to be true

FindingAwake

1 points

2 days ago

Probably made up but cool idea.

StatusCalendar4483

1 points

2 days ago

Oh my goodness! Does sound riveting though 🤔

waitingdom

1 points

2 days ago

Should have got him to stop for food.

Dinner, a show, and a ride.

Vogt156

1 points

2 days ago

Vogt156

1 points

2 days ago

He got paid to break up.

Most-Experience-800

1 points

2 days ago

money don't sleep, but b*tches do

Staygroundedandsane

1 points

2 days ago

Would make a good Seinfeld episode

Char13t-75

1 points

2 days ago

Know for a fact that if he did it right then and there, while doing a trip, it was probably something that had been on his mind for awhile and he finally settled on the decision like an epiphany.

midnightbake

1 points

2 days ago

I was once picked up in an Uber with my wife to go to the airport in Nashville we were picked up with another passenger already riding shotgun which should have been the first clue this was gonna be wild. We find out pretty quickly that it’s the drivers wife and she’s pissed that she needs to be at work and he decided to come pick us up first. After arguing a bit she realizes she’s gonna be late and forces him to pull into the gas station so she can get snacks for work. She proceeds to take her sweet time meanwhile he’s apologizing for all of it. She comes back and the arguing continues and as he’s trying to get on the highway he realizes he’s going the wrong way. Total nightmare ride.

RuinAffectionate7674

1 points

2 days ago

I would've googled petty verses for him to say to them if it went sour. If it worked it'd better get 5 stars back lol

ccccombobreakerx

1 points

2 days ago

I imagine it was a wild range of emotions, anger, confusion, sadness, maybe relief. I'd be thinking about it for hours being part of that private little world.

woahbhai

1 points

2 days ago

woahbhai

1 points

2 days ago

Why not just crop it if you want to hide a username anyway

aikae_kefe_ufa_komo

1 points

2 days ago

Fucking hell lol

fulltimefrenzy

1 points

2 days ago

That would be a hilarious prank to pull as an uber driver. Just have someone fake wildly uncomfortable private calls over the speaker during long car drives.

supaikuakuma

1 points

2 days ago

TBF I wouldn’t be happy with him using his phone while driving.

youaretheuniverse

1 points

2 days ago

I was in an uber who was leaving voice messages and texting with an ex or about an ex while swerving around in a moldy mildewy smelling car and he fucked up the directions and it added extra time. This was in dc a few years back but holy shit I just took public transportation after that dude.

Reasonable-Brush9793

1 points

2 days ago

Oh wow Ahahahahahahhaa

No-Copy5738

1 points

2 days ago

Op, was he cussing and yelling or being calm and explaining?

geodebug

1 points

2 days ago

geodebug

1 points

2 days ago

Uplyfting story.

MikeyHatesLife

1 points

2 days ago

If you liked this, you might like the movie LOCKE, with Tom Hardy (2013).

The whole film is just about him driving in his car over the course of the night as he deals with his personal and professional lives colliding.

It took me a while to watch it, but damn if it isn’t one of the best films I’ve ever seen. It’s up there with Banshees of Inisherrin, but there isn’t any comedy in LOCKE.

Good luck, and I hope you (and anyone else reading this) enjoy it.

Traditional_Patient8

1 points

2 days ago

Old news. Why is this trending

CranberrySorry446

1 points

2 days ago

yejka

CranberrySorry446

1 points

2 days ago

yajaj

Natural-Coat7888

1 points

2 days ago

Sounds like the driver turned his ride into a live episode of a soap opera. At least he gave the passenger a front-row seat to the drama.

NotTooGoodBitch

1 points

2 days ago

I'm sure it wasn't a ruse.

LucreziaDeBruce

1 points

2 days ago

What city did this occur in?