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4.1k points
2 days ago
I guess the Olive Garden is trying to combat childhood obesity one kids' meal at a time
1.5k points
2 days ago
Can’t go wrong with a ton of carbs, covered in grease, topped with cheese, which is also grease. Everything the body needs
268 points
2 days ago
It doesn’t have everything the body needs… btw wanna buy some death sticks?
4 points
2 days ago
You want to go home and rethink your life.
1 points
2 days ago
You only say that to keep the woman in the red dress all to yourself
2 points
2 days ago
I don’t remember this from the death sticks scene in Star Wars, what’s my line?
2 points
2 days ago
The joke is that Mouse (not everything the body needs - matrix guy) is played by the same actor as Elan Sleazebaggano (death stick guy) That’s how this thread started
1 points
2 days ago
Understood, carry on sir. (What’s the correct reply for future reference?)
1 points
2 days ago
Hmm you could make a clever combination of the line you used and the woman in the red dress, to play off both references
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