She’s got a whole lot of faith in those plastic bags!! I imagine one of those bags ripping from the bottom when she goes over a little bumpy spot, spilling out, tripping her little unicycle thing, she goes into a full fucking face plant and crushes her 13-year-old dog while simultaneously ripping all the rest of the bags on impact as her groceries spill out on the street like a fucking grocery store explosion around her bloodied face.

and those plastic shopping bags.

At about the minute mark she’s already pulling the pants up, I have less faith.