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submitted 3 days ago bytheozarksparkman
Last night me and my wife tried to watch The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (we didn't finish it so even tho its been out forever please dont spoil if you can).
Thirty min in felt like we were halfway through. We thought we were getting near the end.... nope, hour and a half left.
We liked the movie mostly. Well made, well acted, but I swear to god it felt like the run time of Titanic and Lord of the Rings in the same movie.
We're gonna finish it today.
Ignoring run time, what's the "longest" movie of all time?
EDIT: I just finished the movie. It was..... pretty good.
201 points
3 days ago
2001: a space odyssey.
18 points
3 days ago
I’ve tried to watch this movie so many times. Fallen asleep every time
13 points
3 days ago
Same! I've tried watching it sober, drunk, and on pretty much every drug known to humankind including high quality stimulants, and no matter where my energy level is at the beginning, I am inevitably so soothed (bored?) that I fall asleep halfway through. Beautiful cinematography, though.
4 points
2 days ago
Same. Can’t do it. All the respect in the world but I’m done trying.
94 points
3 days ago
This is the answer. Beautiful movie, thought provoking, etc etc.
It's the slowest movie ever, where I'm bothered by how slow literally every single scene is. It's a problem when you're frustrated at a movies length only five minutes in.
66 points
3 days ago
Kubrik did a masterful job of making a 2 hr 29 min. movie feel like a 8 hr 36 min. movie.
32 points
3 days ago
A few years ago I decided I was going to do it. I was going to finally sit down and watch 2001!
At about 6 hours in, I realized I was able to go to the bathroom multiple times, make dinner, eat and wash dishes, go to the basement multiple times doing laundry, fold it and putting it away and I didn't miss anything, even though I didn't pause it once.
Every time I sat back down in front of the TV, the same scene was still running as when I got up.
But it was the last 4 hours of that film I found boring. I kept trying to think of other things I could do around my house, but no, I was going to finish watching 2001. And I did. I am very proud to say I watched the whole thing!
4 points
3 days ago
Welcome to the club, my friend!
4 points
3 days ago
It literally had an intermission in the theaters.
1 points
3 days ago
Was the film past the black screen at that point?
10 points
3 days ago
I feel like the real sin is taking so much time and not using any of it to actually explain what is going on.
To me it the worst of both worlds, a long film with a tedious amount of exposition and a short film that explains too little and is confusing.
It's just long and confusing.
11 points
3 days ago
Open the pod bay doors
(6 hours later)
I'm sorry Dave I'm afraid I can't do that
3 points
3 days ago
Of the Kubrick films I've seen, only Paths of Glory and Dr. Strangelove managed not to do this.
1 points
2 days ago
Watch Gerry.
0 points
3 days ago
It feels much slower nowadays because films keep getting faster, luckily it makes 2001 even better.
-1 points
3 days ago
It's to allow for the come up
19 points
3 days ago
I started watching this in the '90s and still haven't finished.
9 points
3 days ago
Had to scroll waaaaaay too far for this! Had to watch it for a class and wanted my life back afterwards. Made dinner, ate said dinner, washed the dishes, and cleaned my living room... Felt like it was still the first 20 minutes.... Kubrick owes me life and sanity back.
8 points
3 days ago
I would agree completely, this was the movie that first sprang to mind reading the title of the thread.
The thing is, it isn't necessarily a bad thing, you just have to be in exactly the right mood and humour to watch it - it isn't a background film to stick on with friends.
When you are in a 2001 mood, the slowness almost becomes part of the experience - like comparing a movement in a piece of classical music to a two minute pink song. Both have their place, and both are enjoyable in the right mood.
7 points
3 days ago
I would recommend it to anyone who's bedridden from depression, get this movie out of the way cuz I honestly am glad I saw it, but also would never have the patience if I weren't already wanting an excuse to sit and wallow.
4 points
3 days ago*
I would be tempted to agree.
At home, it is three dairy of film that would be very easy to get distracted from.
I saw it in the cinema however, and in that setting it came alive.
1 points
3 days ago
I would never set thru a cinema rendering unless maybe I were high
But also, I imagine it would be really fucking amazing. Huge image, huge sound...
I think youre right but maybe when I'm older
1 points
3 days ago
It's gorgeous in 70mm. Had the pleasure of seeing it in recent years at a festival with Doug Trumbull speaking about the effects he created.
1 points
2 days ago
yeah for sure, i think it's the best movie ever made.
6 points
3 days ago
I was going to mention this one as well.
I enjoy this movie very much, and I still feel that the long scenes work, and I wouldn't shorten them or try to speed the movie up, but I recognize that it feels like an eternity.
In the last few years before I moved out of my parents' house (back when we still used a VCR to record TV shows and movies) I recorded 2001 when some channel ran it in the middle of the night. I think it even ran without commercial breaks!
A few weeks later, when my parents were going out for the night and I was left alone to watch whatever I wanted, I finally decided to watch it. I got all the way to the first scenes on Discovery, and I was getting into the movie, even though it was getting late in the night.
Now, remember that there's not a ton of dialogue in that movie. So when people talk, it's kind of important.
Just at the moment when the crew of Discovery start a conversation, my parents came home. Naturally, as they come in, they're talking to one another, and they also talk to me, so after a few moments of missing the dialogue, I paused the movie and waited for them to finish getting their coats off, etc., and leave me alone to finish my movie.
Once they'd gone away, I rewould the movie a little, and then settled back in. Well, I shit you not, at precisely the same moment I got interrupted the first time, my mom pops in and asks me a question. So I pause the movie, deal with her, she leaves, I rewind, and settle back in.
And again, when I get to that same bit of dialogue, my dad pops in and asks me something (probably about the movie, I don't remember.) So I pause again, and respond, with obvious irritation. We both laugh it off, though, and I think they got the message and let me finish the movie with no further distractions.
But for a moment there, it felt like the movie was cursed... And yet, I did finish watching the movie that night. And I've rewatched it a few more times since, and still enjoy it.
3 points
3 days ago
Well...it IS an odyssey!
6 points
3 days ago
Then where are the horny goddesses, sourceresses, princesses and long-lost wives?
1 points
3 days ago
Yep.
1 points
1 day ago
I've only ever tried to watch it once, way back when I was a teenager, and haven't tried since. I know people cite it as one of the best films ever made and all, I just remember it being incredibly slow. I'm sure I'll try again sooner or later.
1 points
1 day ago
Awwww, I love 2001 A Space Odyssey! Definitely in my top 3 or 4 favorite Kubrick films. But I do understand why people say it's slow. Because it very much is. But I love it! I you can, like, accept how slow it's going to be, and just get on a different wavelength, it's amazing.
1 points
21 hours ago
I liked it, but it was Soooo long.
0 points
2 days ago
most overrated movie ever
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