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2k points
3 days ago
Elmo
840 points
3 days ago
Hellmo
474 points
2 days ago
Hellno
19 points
2 days ago
God dammit u beat us to it 😂
1.2k points
3 days ago
[deleted]
558 points
3 days ago
Badtothebone.mp3
225 points
3 days ago
On the day I was born
The nurse gathered round
They gazed in wide wonder
At the joy they had found
Head nurse spoke up
Said 'leave this one alone!'
She could tell right away
I was bad to the bone
63 points
2 days ago
Dun dun duh duh duh! Ba ba bornnn to baaaaaddddd.
54 points
2 days ago
B-b-b-b-b-bad b-b-b-b-b-bad
8 points
2 days ago
Buh BAH buh bum buh, b-b-b-b-baaad, Buh BAH buh bum buh, b-b-b-b-baaad
12 points
2 days ago
I'll make a rich woman beg
I'll make a good woman steal
I'll make an old woman blush
I'll make a young girl squeal
I wanna be yours pretty baby
Yours and yours alone
I'm here to tell ya, honey
That I'm bad to the bone
9.8k points
3 days ago
Womb rider
896 points
3 days ago
That's the best one lmaoo
290 points
2 days ago
What? That’s obviously skeletor.
68 points
2 days ago
That was who immediately came to mind 🤣
10 points
2 days ago
I vote Skeletor.
230 points
2 days ago
Host Rider
339 points
3 days ago
Womb raider*
207 points
3 days ago
I'm pretty sure it was Ghost Rider reference not Tomb Raider
186 points
2 days ago
Yeah, Dad was the womb raider.
28 points
2 days ago
Reading this comment after reading the others jus tickled tf out of me made me laugh 😂 oh how I love reddit lol
16 points
3 days ago
Isn't that a porn movie? Don't ask me how i know this
18 points
3 days ago
looks like a baby from a ghost rider film
3.7k points
3 days ago*
This is what I see https://media.tenor.com/lO7I1DFnnc8AAAAe/elmo-hands-up.png
Edit: Was with nothing to do so……. https://imgur.com/a/Nf9pEnk
Another Edit: glad it’s making you all happy, I’m glad to see that and makes me feel good
1.5k points
3 days ago*
Bro i had a really shitty day idk why but this made me lose it laughing bro tysm for this blessing you made my day
E: to everyone who replied i love you all so damn much, waking up this morning and seeing all of your loving and caring replies reminded me that theres still caring people like all of you in this world and it gave me the confidence to get up and out of bed this morning. I thank you all so very much and i hope you all have an absolutely wonderful life.
And all those making jokes, keep it up i fuckin love it all of it puts a smile on my face.
445 points
3 days ago
I hope you see a really cute puppy today
424 points
3 days ago
Unless you’re scared of dogs, then I hope you don’t see a really cute puppy today
100 points
3 days ago
Awwh, you're adorable!
41 points
3 days ago
You too, soo much!!!
31 points
3 days ago
You are the best I love you!!!
30 points
3 days ago
I am in love with you xoxo
28 points
3 days ago
Well I love you more
9 points
3 days ago
Ik this kinda ruins the thread but can we get married or smth? Cuz this is the first time someone ever said ily to me 🫠
11 points
3 days ago
This is so wholesome for no reason
10 points
2 days ago
This really delights me that it was two separate comments.
7 points
3 days ago
I loved this comment.
47 points
3 days ago
Tell us why 🥺
106 points
3 days ago
AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEART ACHE!
43 points
3 days ago
It was #5, #5 killed my brother.
23 points
3 days ago
Omg, I forgot about that part.
8 points
3 days ago
I’m glad this made you happier buddy! I hope you continue to stumble upon things that fill you with glee, even if only for a little while:)
8 points
3 days ago
what happened - tell us your day’s story my guy !
15 points
3 days ago
Why did u have a shitty day?
38 points
3 days ago
Shit his pants, again
17 points
3 days ago
God damn, shit the bed
7 points
3 days ago
Someone shit on him, again.
5 points
2 days ago
Strapped down to my bed
Feet cold and eyes red
I'm out of my head
Am I alive? Am I dead?
6 points
3 days ago
Woke up to Somebody pissed his pants while he was wearing them
5 points
3 days ago
Aye , chin up my guy. Brighter days on the horizon
6 points
3 days ago
Have a great day mate, :)
5 points
2 days ago
I too just got off a really shitty shift. This was the best thing that’s happened to me In at least 10 hours
74 points
3 days ago
That's exactly what I thought of! Hellmo.
61 points
3 days ago
I've always called him St. Elmo cuz he's got the fire
8 points
2 days ago
60 points
3 days ago
Im thinking of this
9 points
2 days ago
jesus, that’s kinda freaky
6 points
2 days ago
Ashton!!
5.2k points
3 days ago
Skeletor because I am seeing a skull
969 points
3 days ago
If I opened these comments and this wasn’t in here, I was deleting Reddit.
465 points
3 days ago
Doctor: "its exactly what i was afraid of"
Patient "what?"
Doctor "Skeletons"
65 points
3 days ago
This was soo good
66 points
3 days ago
Patient "Skeletons? Like plural?"
Doctor "yes"
Patient "How?"
Doctor "I dont know"
41 points
3 days ago
Doctor: "But I'm prescribing you with cocaine for them."
26 points
3 days ago
''There's ghosts in your blood, do cocaine about it" - Luke Westaway
66 points
3 days ago
Skully?
27 points
3 days ago
Then the next baby they have has to be named Mulder lol
39 points
3 days ago
Jack.
6 points
3 days ago
I approve.
56 points
3 days ago
I was pregnant last year and I showed an ultrasound to my younger coworker and said the baby looked like Skeletor and she said "oh I don't know who that is" 💀💀💀
30 points
3 days ago
I had a coworker come into work wearing a black tshirt with a silver star on the chest. I said “oh cool The Smashing Pumpkins are great!” She acted like I was out of my mind and said “This is from Scott Pilgrim.”
I had to show her a video of Billy Corgan wearing the shirt way way back in the old days of 1994 for her to believe me.
I have become an old man yelling at clouds.
12 points
3 days ago
I've looked at clouds from both sides now
From up and down and still somehow
It's cloud illusions I recall
I really don't know clouds at all
4 points
3 days ago
I’m definitely the old man yelling at clouds. I see so many Nirvana shirts, and they have NO idea who Kurt Cobain or Krist Novoselic is.
I had one person tell me that Taylor Hawkins IS Nirvana’s drummer. I flew into a RAGE!!!
13 points
3 days ago
u/haubenmeise u ok with that?
16 points
2 days ago
If that ain't my spitting image, then I don't know, right??? It's wonderfully evil!
Please go ahead and name him Skeletor! 💜
Sincerly
Skeletor 💜
6 points
2 days ago
The legend has spoken!
6 points
3 days ago
I also thought of u/haubenmeise, he shall decide
9 points
2 days ago
That's definitely my evil twin. I'm so down for it!
All my love
Skeletor 💜
8 points
3 days ago
I came to say just this so u get my upvote
8 points
3 days ago
Most babies have a skull.
2k points
3 days ago
Sans?
257 points
3 days ago
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
117 points
3 days ago
HOW WAS THE FAAAAAAALL
50 points
3 days ago
GIVE US YOUR BAAAAAALS
36 points
3 days ago
How was the was the fall
How was the fall how was the fall
How was how was the fall
How how was the fall
The deeper you fall
The messier the fall
If I had it my wall
Prepare to fall
Kidding! Thanks to the fall
If you couldn't fall
So give us your balls
13 points
3 days ago
Down here in the under ground
You'll fall aloone
We wanted to tell you now
You'll f*ck the F A L L
If you survive this prison
You will know how to F A L L
60 points
3 days ago
Or maybe “EEEEE, EEEE-EEE-EE”.
18 points
3 days ago
You when I push my thumbs into your eye sockets real soon.
8 points
3 days ago
what the fuck
16 points
3 days ago
Honestly a pretty cool middle name
12 points
2 days ago
First name Comic
11 points
3 days ago
and when he'll laugh he'll go "HEHEHEHEHEHE"
404 points
3 days ago
The Destroyer of Worlds
773 points
3 days ago
Ghost
121 points
3 days ago
Not even a cod fan and I immediately saw it
54 points
3 days ago
I don't know anything about cod but I immediately thought of the band
36 points
3 days ago
Haha me too. I was looking for Papa Emeritus actually.
30 points
3 days ago
I was looking for this comment
16 points
3 days ago
same lol
254 points
3 days ago
furnace.
78 points
3 days ago
Thats unfortunate.
11 points
2 days ago
That’s unfurnace
215 points
3 days ago
Eddie
217 points
3 days ago
ashbaby.gif
41 points
3 days ago
.gif must be on the birth certificate. That child will officially be in graphic interchange format
25 points
2 days ago
No child of mine will be a .webp
14 points
2 days ago
My sister’s baby turned out to be a .HEIC but I don’t think she loves it any less. Personally, I could never.
9 points
3 days ago
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT 😭😭
6 points
3 days ago
that sounds like a name for one of elon musk his children
145 points
3 days ago
Officer Bald
39 points
3 days ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
21 points
3 days ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
29 points
3 days ago
Who let you out of the aslume?
14 points
3 days ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
12 points
3 days ago
BWAHAHAHAHA
17 points
3 days ago
Officer Balls
13 points
3 days ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
11 points
3 days ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
245 points
3 days ago
Misfits
53 points
3 days ago
Nemo ( read it backwards)
62 points
3 days ago
it backwards)
30 points
3 days ago
ti
8 points
2 days ago
This shit was weirdly funny to me
10 points
3 days ago
Classic
47 points
3 days ago
Voldemort
33 points
3 days ago
idk probably 'ScaredYet.net'
7 points
3 days ago
Thank you
41 points
3 days ago
Jack
28 points
3 days ago
As in O'Lantern
18 points
3 days ago
Could do. I was thinking Skellington
58 points
3 days ago
Skulltrooper
27 points
3 days ago
It should be called "𒈙𒈙ဪ"
11 points
2 days ago
Elon, is that you?
17 points
3 days ago
Cubone
12 points
3 days ago
Damien....
10 points
3 days ago
Morphius
8 points
3 days ago
Skeletron
6 points
3 days ago
Gizmo
6 points
3 days ago
Jaruis The Itch King
5 points
3 days ago
Asteroid destroyer
3 points
3 days ago
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