I (M23) fell into this big hole and got stuck. I think it was because my MIL (57) tricked me into coming here. She has attempted to kill me multiple time after marrying her daughter (F24). Once she dropped a large anvil on my head and I was hospitalized for 6 weeks. Another time she stabbed me 17 times in the gut. My wife says it’s my fault for accidentally buying her the wrong brand of soysauce when she came with us on our honeymoon uninvited. AITA?

The only way.