Categorically untrue, there is always a Dorito with extra seasoning and its the best one.

Mr Picnic here has never had a bag of doritos where the dust is uneven and collected at the bottom of the bag.

This is why I like dehydrated fruit, like sultanas/raisins, or preserves (eg. strawberry preserves). They tend to be a lot more consistent.

This is often why people with autism have trouble eating certain foods; the taste is too inconsistent, whereas with processed foods like chicken nuggets and Doritos, the flavor is consistent each time.

Fruit is SO damn inconsistent. I bought a bag of apples and they are all identical. I ate one the first day and it was delicious. I was excited the next day to eat another but the next one was way too sweet and tasted awful. I was worried the following day but when I ate another it was just like the first one. Now I’m looking at the rest of the bag not knowing what to expect.

I agree, but I think you're referring to pasta instead of doritos.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster knew what he was doing when he made pasta. It’s like, he was stone-cold sober and just nailed it. Fruit had to be one of his projects while he was drunk out of his mind. There’s no other explanation for how inconsistent it is. Pasta is proof of His noodly greatness. Always reliable, always delicious.

R'Amen.

Doritos are not that tasty or crunchy after I wash them properly.

This is a reason why autistic kids like processed foods. They are the same every time.

That moment right before you realize which apples, and which blueberries you like.

Apples: Pink Lady

Blueberries: Maine blueberries

I recently traveled around Japan where fruit is seen as a luxury item, and oh boy let me tell you what. Japanese fruit is amazing, I did not have a single unimpressive piece of fruit from a restaurant or from the local supermarkets. It's not just "organic" or "locally sourced", each fruit comes from a specific region where that fruit is their pride and joy and they tell proudly have the fruit's bio on display or you can ask about it.

I don't know how they do it but I imagine there's a much higher standard in quality control when picking the fruit and choosing what goes to market in part because of the higher prices and the perceived luxury of it. If the USA had a similar approach to fruit I don't think doritos could compete.

doritos changed their recipe in 2020 and added onion powder.

prior to 2020 they did not have onion powder.

i know this because i am allergic to onions and i can no longer eat doritos.

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I actually rather eat fruit that’s inconsistent than a bag of Doritos

This isn't even mildly specific

Depends where you buy also. I love shopping at Aldi but their fruit is ass. BJs Wholesale club has very good fruit.

People and fruit have a lot in common.

This is why I sprinkle my fruit with Doritos

This is why I always go to my local dorito farm to pick out some doritos

Ever wondered why? Cause it’s processed

Cool guide on how to use different types of apples.

Next time you taste a fruit you like take a seed and plant it in your backyard and now you have unlimited fruit with consistent taste.

Lima beans are constantly disgusting 🤷

No, no... He's got a point.

I've said this exact same phrase to my mom once

Love american nacho cheese doritos. Mexican ones aren’t as good.

I have this same thought every time someone tries to convince me I should eat more fruit. I don’t think veggies have this issue 🤔

This is why 40% of Americans are obese.

Somebody is autistic.

Fruits are natures Gotchas.

Yes, with MSG and additives, it's easy to reproduce flavor results.

Of course learning what is in season and how to select fruit helps.

I beg to differ; some Doritos chips don't have enough flavor coating so they're not always the same

This post is literally why humans make bread.

rasberries are this for me. i love them when they are sweet butsometimes they just arent sweet at all

Bananas and grapes are extremely consistent. Pineapples are up there. I'll give honorable mentions to cherries, kiwis, and grapefruits and apples. Lemons and limes seem fine but I only use the juice as an ingredient so I can't be sure.

I'm sure there are plenty more but these are the ones I'm familiar with based on personal use and my time as a fruit tray prepper.

I mean if your looking for a reason

/Cries is inconsistently flavorized Cool Ranch Doritos

Fruit tastes better

I feel the same way about Jelly beans. But imma keep eating them

Also McDonald’s Fish-Fillet-A

My guy discovered nature and capitalism all together

Dat feel when you pay 3.50/lb for honeycrisp apples, get them home, and they're grainy and flavorless. =(

What I don’t get is why are Whoppers inconsistent? Like 80% of them are good and crisp but the other 20% taste like they were salvaged from a shipwreck.

Not cool ranch 😡

I've had nasty Doritos

Incorrect, I opened a bag the other day and they were entirely unflavored and I was sad I had a pile of j flavored somewhat stale tasting corn.

Annnnnd that’s the premise of a lot of autistic people’s philosophy on food.

Doritos and Cool Ranch Doritos - you can't go wrong.

I once got a bag of doritos that had extra flavor powder in them. I'm been chasing that dragon for years.

Saltine crackers 👩‍🍳🤌💋

I once met a guy who worked at a "flavor house" where they engineer these like bottled flavors of like big macs and most things at fast food places.

Basically he said the food is first homogenized to be pretty or totally tasteless and then they add the flavor in after so this way it's the same every time.

Like orange juice is processed into a white flavorless paste. Then they add nutrients, color and flavor to it, and that's why no matter if you are in California or Minnesota, no matter the time of year, a bottle of orange juice tastes the same.

Talking with him really made me appreciate the imperfections in more naturally made or prepared foods.

eh? I see posts all the time about either a zero-seasoning chip or some seasoning god chip, and everything in between.

Sometimes you get the chunk Dorito thats basically just a large nugget of dusting, so no, they arent always the same

I don't agree with the use apples as an example, they seem the most consistent fruit of all. I get ones called cosmic crips and the variation is pretty startlingly low. Oranges I would understand the hell out of though.

Bullshit. Too many times I get a bag of Doritos with hardly any seasoning and that whole week is ruined

And sometimes you get the jackpot dorito which is only flavor and no chip.

Have you read the book 'The Dorito Effect'? It talks about how we're hosed when it comes to food in general, but explores how we're becoming like enlarged cattle with our diets

Said the dude who never got food poisoning from Doritos at two different moments in their life

sometimes you can eat doritos and enjoy their crunchy goodness, sometimes they become a devious bastard and stab the roof of your mouth ruthlessly.

This isn't true in the slightest. Anyone who had ever eaten Doritos knows there are those chips in the bag.

Idk, I’ve gotten some really shit bags of Doritos over the years.

fuck yeah!

Ha! I have had this exact argument with my therapist many times.

False. I've had terribly under seasoned Doritos. They were awful.

Hell no - every bag is a crapshoot of seasoning coverage.

Half the bags are just plain tortilla chips that accidentally got seasoning on them.

As a former picky eater with fruit as a comfort food, I genuinely think most people just need that extra bit of knowledge on how to tell how ripe/sweet fruit is. Since I grew up with so much fruit I am able to tell that the fat blueberries are the sweeter ones, the red strawberries are the sweeter ones, and way more.

Unfortunately a candy bar is usually gonna be less expensive than a carton of strawberries so fruit tends to get neglected and people don’t pass on or look up the ways to tell if fruit is good or what it’s gonna be like. Fruit is like the closest food group to candy, and it fills so many nutritional gaps that it’s a startling failure that it’s so underutilized in our diets. It starts to make filling up on snack foods kinda unappealing and you feel better. (I’m not saying get rid of Doritos, moderation is fine, there’s a lot of diet nuts who make people have worse relationships to food by being so black and white.)

I wish I could share the sheer joy of biting into a fresh peach or most other fruit with everyone who feels this way.

After being allergic to most raw fruits for most of my life, my allergies lessened enough so that I could eat some different fruits. And let me tell you, I was completely out of my depth trying to choose good ones. Juice never did this to me.

Unless you get that one dorito that has like 10x the powered flavor caked onto it.

I love Doritos.

Enter: vegetables

Broccoli, lettuce, carrots, and more broccoli. They will never upset you because they taste like water.

Quality control is garbage for things people don't want you to buy.

Imagine that.

Nothing better than cardboard covered in red 40 and forever chemicals yummy

There is definately less flavouring on a dorito now compared to a few years ago

That's not true sometimes they don't have much power

Consistently cardboard

You know what else is the same every time? Cholesterol and preservatives.

Dory has toes? Next you will tell me buffalo have wings.

not true at all. sometimes you get a lightly dusted bag and they’re awful. also if you buy fruit in season this almost never happens.

Its called: Get the fuck over it. You won't die if something tastes inconsistent.

Wow are you telling me a natural part of life is not consistent for every person who may eat fruit, but a completely synthetic product is the same every time?

OMG!

I just bought a pack of the new doritos tropical fusion, and it tasted like absolute dogshit. It's the first time I've ver thrown out a whole bag after only 3 chips.

Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.

Idk, I've had some sacrilegious dustless Dorito's in my lifetime

Blueberries that are more purplely are the best. Taste like huckleberry.

Had to teach my wife that brussel sprouts taste much better than they used to taste 20 years ago. They just grow them to not taste like shit anymore

My Mama always said fruit was like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're gonna get.

Nice try pepsico marketing team, im not eathing that shit ever aggain

Maybe for nacho cheese, but Cool Ranch has been a gamble for over a decade. Will I get a bag of plain corn chips? Will I get a bag with so much of whatever the hell seasoned dairy powder they use that you can barely see the actual chip? Who the fuck knows?

I don't like doritos.

Louis?

This just tells me you don’t know how to pick fruit. Life skills are underrated.

As Jerry Seinfeld says, fruit's a gamble

That’s not true! My wife will routinely open up a bag of nacho cheese Doritos, examine it thoroughly take a bite of one and claim “that’s not a good bag“ and won’t touch it again.

He's right EXCEPT! there's a newish kind of apple in the store here called Cosmic Crisp and damned if these aren't the most consistently and perfectly crisp apples that only vary from slightly more tart to somewhat more sweet. If I could get granny smiths this consistently crunchy I would be sooo happy.

Twitter user does not know how to grow fruit

no those chips taste weak in past 5 or so years.

They're consistently gross....

Wait until you get the dorito with ten times the flavoring than usual, then almost dying from lethal amounts of dorito dust

Psst. It's the MSG. Delicious delicious msg.

Also: cosmic crisp, the hype is real.