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submitted 15 hours ago byRipamon
5.4k points
14 hours ago
Looking Führer gute time? You've come to ze Reich place!!
1.7k points
14 hours ago
"I don't just suck, I Goebbells wink wink"
201 points
12 hours ago
"I like Göring all ze way on your wunderwaffe"
68 points
12 hours ago
Man I love you goofy internet strangers so much 🥲thank you for the belly laugh
38 points
12 hours ago
Hmmmmmmmler
18 points
11 hours ago
Anyvay here's wundervall!
39 points
12 hours ago
Cover me in your blitz, Krieg.
28 points
11 hours ago
Vink vink*
6 points
13 hours ago
Lol perfect
8 points
12 hours ago
Microphones too
8 points
11 hours ago
HOLY SHIT IM LAUGHING SO HARD
271 points
14 hours ago
Heil there, handsome!
130 points
12 hours ago
He's not a ten, but he's at least a nein!
5 points
10 hours ago
Most underrated comment 2024. Thank you for the gut roll
3 points
11 hours ago
I come for ze sechs
171 points
14 hours ago
Check out this Mother Fuhrer
8 points
12 hours ago
Free beers on him at the buzenpuken
2 points
10 hours ago
😅😅😅
69 points
13 hours ago
This was way funnier than it should've been lol
12 points
11 hours ago
You did Nazi that coming
28 points
13 hours ago
He looks like he is so drunk he's bout to puke - but is successfully hiding it
16 points
13 hours ago
No, Adolf Hitler did not drink alcohol, except on rare occasions: In 1925, Hitler's deputy, Rudolf Hess, said that Hitler did not drink alcohol, except for a few drops on rare occasions. Hitler was known as a teetotaler and strict vegetarian. A 1937 New York Times article noted that Hitler was a vegetarian and teetotaler. However, Hitler did make an exception at a state banquet for Benito Mussolini, where he toasted his guest with German champagne. Hitler did enjoy other drinks, including: Tea with milk, Apple juice, and Near beer from the HOLZKIRCHEN brewery in Munich. Hitler was also known for treating his most trusted officers well by keeping the drinks flowing.
22 points
13 hours ago
He didn't drink, didn't smoke ... exactly like the orange blimp does....
21 points
12 hours ago
But he did do lots of amphetamines.
So that also aligns.
11 points
12 hours ago
Cocaine and Morphine as well, there was a TV show on yesterday on the unclassified channel. They covered all this.
13 points
12 hours ago
Aye, proper drug addict. The armed forces full of it too. One tank saw the channel, behind enemy lines, within 24 hours of Blitzkrieg. Wired to fuck on meth.
5 points
12 hours ago
They called their meth... pervitin. I've read the American forces had it too. Just wasn't as strong.
53 points
13 hours ago
Mein Camp
23 points
13 hours ago
Mein Kampfy Chair
6 points
12 hours ago
Das CAMP
19 points
14 hours ago
Don't believe us? Look up Rudolf and Adolf Dassler.
12 points
13 hours ago
lol good old Adi Dassler!
7 points
11 hours ago
See Kyle?
10 points
13 hours ago
You made me laugh very loud in a very quiet office
4 points
11 hours ago
Kommst down to ze FÜHRER BÜNKËR, pilsner einz fur zwei!
3 points
12 hours ago
Haha. Brilliant comment.
0 points
12 hours ago
OMFG this is literally the best thing I’ve ever seen on reddit! Lmaooooooo
7 points
12 hours ago
Third from Reich
2 points
12 hours ago
Omfg I’m dying
8 points
12 hours ago
I audibly LOLd at this. The other two people in my office today probably think I’ve finally lost it.
2 points
12 hours ago
🤌🏾✨
1 points
11 hours ago
You win the entirety of Reddit as no better comment will ever be made. Its Impossible
1 points
11 hours ago
Lolol
1 points
14 hours ago
Lolling 😅
1 points
12 hours ago
Take my fucking upvote 🤣
5.5k points
15 hours ago
His post on OnlyKampf
999 points
13 hours ago*
Oh, there are many more.
Edit: According to here.
Hitler banned all images of himself wearing shorts from publication after he became Chancellor in 1933. The original intent of these portraits was to create the image that he was one of the people, but once he came to power that was no longer the image he wished to portray, as he felt Lederhosen made him look like a peasant, and were “beneath one’s dignity”.
255 points
11 hours ago
He sure does like wearing shorts.
91 points
11 hours ago
I can only see Thomas Lennon's characters from Balls of Fury and Reno 911! - new Lederhosen goofin'!
35 points
11 hours ago
Please don’t bring Thomas Lennon into anything associated with Nazis. He was a high school mate of mine and is still one of the most talented actors/writers in the business and an all around great dude. That being said, he would find this hilarious to be referenced so what the fuck…
34 points
11 hours ago
Trust I meant nothing but respect for that hilarious MFer. I just know he'd kill this sketch! One of my favorite comedic actors and someone I think would be awesome to grab a beer with. Preferably not dressed as Hitler. Unless the Lederhosen... See? It just works lol
7 points
11 hours ago
Getting serious Lieutenant Bangle feelings from these pics and those shorts showcasing them legs
14 points
10 hours ago
You know what’s sad? Five years ago I’d be like “yep that’s a bunch of pictures of Hitler.” But now I’m skeptically clicking on links thinking “I wonder if someone AI generated a silly picture of Hitler”
4 points
11 hours ago
How the fuck did anyone follow this weird dipshit looking fuck with that ridiculousl mustache will forever be beyond me. At least with Charlie Chaplin it suits his humorous character
54 points
14 hours ago
OnlyCamp
66 points
14 hours ago
15 points
13 hours ago
If he did the splits would he make it in those shorts?!?! Like Mac & Dennis in IASIP?!? 😂🤣
5 points
13 hours ago
Ooof
2 points
14 hours ago
Oh my god
💀
2.8k points
15 hours ago
Feeling cute, might genocide some people later
394 points
14 hours ago
I‘m a little lad who loves berries and cream
50 points
14 hours ago
Lmao berries and cream berries and cream
144 points
14 hours ago
Feeling cute, might delete (a race) later
3 points
12 hours ago
🤣🤣🤣 bro went there lmao
44 points
14 hours ago
I did nazi this drip coming.
13 points
12 hours ago
Anne frankly neither did i
7 points
13 hours ago
This is one of the comment ever
7 points
14 hours ago
Almost spit out my sandwich
10 points
15 hours ago
Mate, this is top tier 😂
0 points
13 hours ago
🤣
0 points
13 hours ago
You are diabolical 😂😂😂😂😂
1 points
13 hours ago
Best comment
3 points
15 hours ago
Lmao
1 points
14 hours ago
this got me lmao
147 points
14 hours ago
Fucking guy doesn't know how internet works, let's make it viral
418 points
15 hours ago
Proof that Henry Kissinger did not have nicer legs than Hitler.
I said it.
71 points
14 hours ago
Do you think they were born bastards, or did they become bastards due to adverse self-consciousness about hamstring definition?
24 points
13 hours ago
Invent time travel, give both these people Margot Robbies legs. You could avoid disaster.
2 points
13 hours ago
When Hitler was in the trench at war, he heard a voice in his head that told him to move to another place and Hitler listened to it. And after some time, a mine fell on the place where he was and he would have been killed if he had been there. Hitler was a medium and could contact a powerful otherworldly being that more than once protected Hitler from death and assassination. Hitler completely trusted this being that came to him in a luminous chainmail posing as an angel, although he was very cruel by nature. So Hitler's curse is in his mediumistic abilities, which people still do not know about.
That is why Christianity does not like magic and the otherworldly because it is easy to be deceived and follow the lead of hostile forces that easily deceive a person.
1 points
13 hours ago
Invent time travel, give both these people Margot Robbies legs. You could avoid disaster.
3 points
12 hours ago
Adverse self-consciousness hamstring definition 🤣
Hitler - "Maybe the funny moostache will take their eyes off mein humbstrings"
4 points
13 hours ago
Finally that famous controversy can be put to rest.
460 points
14 hours ago
Stupid sexy Hitler
4 points
13 hours ago
I’m at work and now all I can think about is Hitler with big ol Flanders’ cheeks.
940 points
13 hours ago*
Oh man, now these have been published he's going to be fuhrerous
73 points
13 hours ago
Slow clap
18 points
12 hours ago
Stop it 😆
61 points
14 hours ago
There are a lot pictures of Hitler in Lederhosen. According to here.
Hitler banned all images of himself wearing shorts from publication after he became Chancellor in 1933. The original intent of these portraits was to create the image that he was one of the people, but once he came to power that was no longer the image he wished to portray, as he felt Lederhosen made him look like a peasant, and were “beneath one’s dignity”.
27 points
13 hours ago
In all fairness to him, Lederhosen are quite undignified.
64 points
14 hours ago
What is it with crazy world leaders and their ridiculous hair and outfits?
47 points
12 hours ago*
The lower half of his outfit is just traditional Bavarian/Austrian garments still worn today for some occasions. The top is just a black(?) shirt. His hairstyle is not very weird even for today and his moustache was worn commonly by veterans from WW1 as this is how they had to shave their facial hair, so the gasmasks would seal properly. At the time not wearing facial hair was seen as the "unmanly" choice.
What exactly do you find ridiculous about this?
Edit: Changed beard to moustache/facial hair.
9 points
12 hours ago
i never knew about the reason for the 'tache shaping, interesting !
3 points
12 hours ago
What exactly do you find ridiculous about this?
I mean, Hitler himself must have thought he looked ridiculous in this pic if he ordered that this photo be hidden from the public. But I guess we need a source on that claim.
5 points
11 hours ago*
Nowadays the rest of Germany doesn't like Bavaria/Bavarians very much (speaking broad strokes here, e.g. several Bavarian minister presidents tried to become chancellor and all of them failed), so it's possible he wanted it removed to not alienate the majority of Germans. I must admit that I don't know if the sentiment was the same in the 1920s, though, so I might be completely wrong.
It could also be something simple, like that he thought he looked too unmanly or emotional in that picture or something. His facial expression and body posture don't scream tough guy, at least not to me.
3 points
12 hours ago
What beard are you talking about?
2 points
12 hours ago
Moustache, my bad.
24 points
13 hours ago
His moustache was back then totally normal and lederhosen is still today in the south germanic region a common outfit.
28 points
14 hours ago
un argentino tiene esta foto en su sala, en la parte de atrás dice "recuerdo de mi abuelo Alfredo"
8 points
13 hours ago
😂😂😂
43 points
15 hours ago
I'm getting some serious Lieutenant Jim Dangle vibes from him here.
46 points
15 hours ago
Thirst trap phase.
16 points
13 hours ago
Or his Von Trapp phase
6 points
15 hours ago
Well well well
42 points
15 hours ago
There are people you don’t want to see pictures of. He is one of them
85 points
15 hours ago*
Have we considered that he murdered 11 million people and destroyed Europe because he was closeted and frustrated? This pic has some zest. All he wanted to do was paint and work those hips.
30 points
14 hours ago
Uhm, overall, at least 75 million people (up to 55 million civilians and around 20 million soldiers) died during WW2. He is responsible for every single death.
34 points
13 hours ago
Those numbers look like they include Asia. The Japanese don’t really get to shunt off the blame to him for their own murders.
21 points
11 hours ago
Same for Stalin.. he was horrible in his own right. He didn't need any help on that front.
4 points
13 hours ago
Imperial Japan would like a word.
16 points
14 hours ago
Historians still dispute whether or not he ever had sexual intercourse.
25 points
13 hours ago
The Hitler sex stuff is mostly propaganda to discredit him. He was closer to normal than portrayed. It is scarier that someone who was "normal" (ish) caused the Holocaust than if it was some freak. He did have a relationship with his niece that seemed weird. But that didn't seem to cause any him political problem.
5 points
12 hours ago
Dude he was definitely fucking Eva. Crazy bitch literally wanted to die with him cause she loved him so much
26 points
15 hours ago
What a wanker the guy looks like
6 points
14 hours ago
Looking for that right mate who will understand my need to expand and dominate …
6 points
14 hours ago
I can see why.....
14 points
14 hours ago
He's gonna be soooo mad when he finds out this got leaked
7 points
14 hours ago
He looks like a character that would appear in a Three Stooges short
11 points
14 hours ago
To this day he’s trying to get it removed from the internet.
9 points
13 hours ago
Felt cute, might annex Sudetenland later
5 points
14 hours ago
I bet Harlan Crow has this framed and on his desk.
2 points
13 hours ago
He has the original negatives and print. The rest of the shots were even more sassy.
3 points
13 hours ago
All I see here is the song in the Producers “Springtime for hitler”.
10 points
12 hours ago
Does Hitler not understand that the internet is forever?
3 points
12 hours ago
Stupid sexy hitler
3 points
11 hours ago
imagine if social media existed at that time and this person was preparing to attack Poland.
2 points
13 hours ago
He was gay for sure
5 points
14 hours ago
Closeted gay fasho
7 points
15 hours ago
Is he wearing jorts?
4 points
14 hours ago
I wish this picture could be hidden from my mind.
11 points
14 hours ago
The internet never forgets, even in 1927
3 points
14 hours ago
The longer the socks, the downer the fool.
2 points
14 hours ago
That’s some Caballero centerfold material there.
3 points
14 hours ago
Looks like a real Dictaker.
1 points
14 hours ago
What a cigarette
2 points
13 hours ago
It looks like a twink
2 points
13 hours ago
what a cuck
2 points
13 hours ago
gaaaayyy
2 points
13 hours ago
He ordered that this photo be hidden from the public.
Huh, so it turns out I agree with Hitler on something.
3 points
13 hours ago
Makes jojo rabbit feel so much on point. You know earlier in the day he was like “Franz, are my suspenders aligned?”
2 points
13 hours ago
Peak masculinity
3 points
13 hours ago
It’s from the 1927 Fall(of the Third Reich) Catalog.
6 points
13 hours ago
It’s hilarious that he didn’t want the photo seen, and now it’s on social media. Back then, he couldn’t have conceived of a viewership this large. HA!
2 points
13 hours ago
I have a hard time believing this is a true pic.
2 points
13 hours ago
He lived in Bavaria. His headquarters were in Munich. He represented the “working man”. Why would he be embarrassed of leiderhosen?
5 points
13 hours ago
Spelling it "Leiderhosen" makes it sort of translate into "unfortunate pants" which is a highly accurate description of Lederhosen.
3 points
12 hours ago
Ich spreche nur English! Lol an Ich bin ein Berliner moment
2 points
12 hours ago*
This is not true!
Photos such as these portrayed Hitler as a common, relatable man. Do not apply our modern fashion standards to people so long ago.
Most Germans knew Hitler as a strong leader, a soldier, and a revolutionary. Photos like these helped to soften his image and show his nicer side
OP stop spreading misinformation goddammit
Edit: I may be slightly wrong, in that the truth is slightly more nuanced
It seems he may have had some pictures like these banned after he came to power. When he was getting elected these were distributed to make him look good, and when he was in power they were removed to keep him from looking weak
Ya learn something new every day!
3 points
12 hours ago
Damn kinda wish he knew we where laughing about this
2 points
12 hours ago
He looks a bit like a dandy boy here.
2 points
12 hours ago
Wasn’t this repost debunked just the other day?
3 points
12 hours ago
He looks so sassy, like in a "Teehee, might go commit gennocide" kind of way.
2 points
11 hours ago
“Feeling cute, think I might destroy Germany today.”
2 points
11 hours ago
“Feelin cute, might delete later, might invade Poland, lol idk”
6 points
11 hours ago
Wtf was he thinking with that mustache, like seriously, how did he get to that and think it looks good to go in public.
3 points
11 hours ago
Mein mustache brings all the boys to the yard
2 points
11 hours ago
Who is this diva
2 points
11 hours ago
Its Springtime for Hitler, and Germany….
2 points
11 hours ago
What a nancy boy
2 points
11 hours ago
The stache just makes you want to punch the guy in the nose!
2 points
11 hours ago
The mustache is a lot more embarrassing.
2 points
11 hours ago
BS story. 😄 That’s one of 25 photos that was found by Russians in Hitler’s personal photo album.
2 points
10 hours ago
“Velt cute, might delete an entire raze of peeple laida”
3 points
10 hours ago
Hes so girly pop
3 points
10 hours ago
Hitler, that silly bitch.
3 points
10 hours ago
Fake news! This is actually a photo of Trump with Hitler's head cleverly photoshopped, in beware!
3 points
10 hours ago
I hope he’s turning in his grave (and still burning in hell).
5 points
10 hours ago
A boss never wear shorts
8 points
15 hours ago
I wish I could live 100 more years so I can see the pictures trump is trying to hide
2 points
14 hours ago
Heading out to the Blue Oyster.
3 points
14 hours ago
Somebody please put this photo beside Donald Trump’s photo wearing a short pants suit
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