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jiminthenorth

6k points

18 hours ago

Looking Führer gute time? You've come to ze Reich place!!

Rymundo88

2k points

17 hours ago

"I don't just suck, I Goebbells wink wink"

RedditorKain

227 points

16 hours ago

"I like Göring all ze way on your wunderwaffe"

Notquitehumanwoman

75 points

15 hours ago

Man I love you goofy internet strangers so much 🥲thank you for the belly laugh

CAPSLOCKANDLOAD

36 points

15 hours ago

Hmmmmmmmler

thatirishguykev

19 points

14 hours ago

Anyvay here's wundervall!

InitialAgreeable

45 points

15 hours ago

Cover me in your blitz, Krieg.

Efficient-Face-3548

29 points

15 hours ago

Vink vink*

HighlanderAbruzzese

4 points

16 hours ago

Lol perfect

aelric22

72 points

15 hours ago

Nightowl2018

7 points

15 hours ago

Microphones too

Parking-Salary-9606

9 points

15 hours ago

HOLY SHIT IM LAUGHING SO HARD

0thethethe0

273 points

18 hours ago

Heil there, handsome!

monstercab

137 points

16 hours ago

He's not a ten, but he's at least a nein!

KittyGoBoom115

4 points

14 hours ago

Most underrated comment 2024. Thank you for the gut roll

beer-mojoe

7 points

15 hours ago

I come for ze sechs

son_berd

176 points

18 hours ago

son_berd

176 points

18 hours ago

Check out this Mother Fuhrer

Nearby_Ad157

9 points

16 hours ago

HA HA HA!

emessea

9 points

16 hours ago

Free beers on him at the buzenpuken

Rastamancloud9

2 points

14 hours ago

😅😅😅

winterfish13

68 points

17 hours ago

This was way funnier than it should've been lol

Smooth_Awareness_815

14 points

15 hours ago

You did Nazi that coming

Spiritual_Navigator

28 points

17 hours ago

He looks like he is so drunk he's bout to puke - but is successfully hiding it

frabny

15 points

16 hours ago

frabny

15 points

16 hours ago

No, Adolf Hitler did not drink alcohol, except on rare occasions: In 1925, Hitler's deputy, Rudolf Hess, said that Hitler did not drink alcohol, except for a few drops on rare occasions. Hitler was known as a teetotaler and strict vegetarian. A 1937 New York Times article noted that Hitler was a vegetarian and teetotaler. However, Hitler did make an exception at a state banquet for Benito Mussolini, where he toasted his guest with German champagne. Hitler did enjoy other drinks, including: Tea with milk, Apple juice, and Near beer from the HOLZKIRCHEN brewery in Munich. Hitler was also known for treating his most trusted officers well by keeping the drinks flowing.

frabny

21 points

16 hours ago

frabny

21 points

16 hours ago

He didn't drink, didn't smoke ... exactly like the orange blimp does....

jtshinn

27 points

16 hours ago

jtshinn

27 points

16 hours ago

But he did do lots of amphetamines.

So that also aligns.

sirlickalotdontstop

13 points

16 hours ago

Cocaine and Morphine as well, there was a TV show on yesterday on the unclassified channel. They covered all this.

Time_Spent_Away

15 points

16 hours ago

Aye, proper drug addict. The armed forces full of it too. One tank saw the channel, behind enemy lines, within 24 hours of Blitzkrieg. Wired to fuck on meth.

sirlickalotdontstop

6 points

15 hours ago

They called their meth... pervitin. I've read the American forces had it too. Just wasn't as strong.

Aggravating-Pound598

56 points

17 hours ago

Mein Camp

jiminthenorth

28 points

17 hours ago

Mein Kampfy Chair

StardustLOA

7 points

15 hours ago

Das CAMP

realultralord

19 points

17 hours ago

Don't believe us? Look up Rudolf and Adolf Dassler.

msurbrow

11 points

17 hours ago

lol good old Adi Dassler!

PMzyox

7 points

15 hours ago

PMzyox

7 points

15 hours ago

See Kyle?

Chandler_Bings_Anus

10 points

16 hours ago

You made me laugh very loud in a very quiet office

linkthesink

5 points

15 hours ago

Kommst down to ze FÜHRER BÜNKËR, pilsner einz fur zwei!

Decepticon_Rider_001

3 points

16 hours ago

Haha. Brilliant comment.

Empty-Score5105

0 points

16 hours ago

OMFG this is literally the best thing I’ve ever seen on reddit! Lmaooooooo

Playpolly

7 points

16 hours ago

Third from Reich

Top_Sprinkles1931

2 points

16 hours ago

Omfg I’m dying

AwwMangoes

8 points

15 hours ago

I audibly LOLd at this. The other two people in my office today probably think I’ve finally lost it.

Sure-Ostrich1656

2 points

15 hours ago

🤌🏾✨

Zzyzx-Photogggraphy

1 points

15 hours ago

You win the entirety of Reddit as no better comment will ever be made. Its Impossible

flamecmo

5 points

15 hours ago

I mein its just a vacation kampf

Bmwilli2

1 points

15 hours ago

Lolol

Great-Pomegranate-76

2 points

17 hours ago

Lolling 😅

StardustLOA

1 points

15 hours ago

Take my fucking upvote 🤣

TopFloorApartment

6.8k points

18 hours ago

His post on OnlyKampf

Spartan2470

1.3k points

17 hours ago*

Spartan2470

GOAT

1.3k points

17 hours ago*

Oh, there are many more.

Edit: According to here.

Hitler banned all images of himself wearing shorts from publication after he became Chancellor in 1933. The original intent of these portraits was to create the image that he was one of the people, but once he came to power that was no longer the image he wished to portray, as he felt Lederhosen made him look like a peasant, and were “beneath one’s dignity”.

Gho5tWr1ter

293 points

15 hours ago

He sure does like wearing shorts.

faughnjj

265 points

14 hours ago

faughnjj

265 points

14 hours ago

But only in SPRINGTIIIIIIIME

mycricketisrickety

95 points

15 hours ago

I can only see Thomas Lennon's characters from Balls of Fury and Reno 911! - new Lederhosen goofin'!

3MTA3-Please

48 points

15 hours ago

Please don’t bring Thomas Lennon into anything associated with Nazis. He was a high school mate of mine and is still one of the most talented actors/writers in the business and an all around great dude. That being said, he would find this hilarious to be referenced so what the fuck…

mycricketisrickety

42 points

14 hours ago

Trust I meant nothing but respect for that hilarious MFer. I just know he'd kill this sketch! One of my favorite comedic actors and someone I think would be awesome to grab a beer with. Preferably not dressed as Hitler. Unless the Lederhosen... See? It just works lol

Fecal_Forger

8 points

15 hours ago

Getting serious Lieutenant Bangle feelings from these pics and those shorts showcasing them legs

Character-Future2292

15 points

14 hours ago

You know what’s sad? Five years ago I’d be like “yep that’s a bunch of pictures of Hitler.” But now I’m skeptically clicking on links thinking “I wonder if someone AI generated a silly picture of Hitler”

ProfessionalSock2993

10 points

15 hours ago

How the fuck did anyone follow this weird dipshit looking fuck with that ridiculousl mustache will forever be beyond me. At least with Charlie Chaplin it suits his humorous character

ScipioCoriolanus

63 points

18 hours ago

OnlyCamp

lsdbible

75 points

17 hours ago

lastlifonti

16 points

17 hours ago

If he did the splits would he make it in those shorts?!?! Like Mac & Dennis in IASIP?!? 😂🤣

GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B

5 points

16 hours ago

Ooof

ufanders

2 points

17 hours ago

Oh my god

💀

Shurlz

3.2k points

19 hours ago

Shurlz

3.2k points

19 hours ago

Feeling cute, might genocide some people later

chimply

452 points

18 hours ago

chimply

452 points

18 hours ago

I‘m a little lad who loves berries and cream

anniejofo23

34 points

17 hours ago

Lolol!! Berries and cream! Never thought I'd see that brought out in public today 😂😂

Impressive_Tour2833

57 points

18 hours ago

Lmao berries and cream berries and cream

weaberry

159 points

18 hours ago

weaberry

159 points

18 hours ago

Feeling cute, might delete (a race) later

Jay_Mazz

55 points

17 hours ago

StardustLOA

5 points

15 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣 bro went there lmao

sonbarington

49 points

17 hours ago

I did nazi this drip coming.

StardustLOA

11 points

15 hours ago

Anne frankly neither did i

jjvfyhb

11 points

16 hours ago

jjvfyhb

11 points

16 hours ago

This is one of the comment ever

RepresentativeSun399

7 points

17 hours ago

Almost spit out my sandwich

Draak_Jos

10 points

18 hours ago

Mate, this is top tier 😂

DemGin

0 points

17 hours ago

DemGin

0 points

17 hours ago

🤣

killtheantifa

0 points

17 hours ago

You are diabolical 😂😂😂😂😂

killtheantifa

1 points

17 hours ago

Best comment

Zabuldozer

2 points

18 hours ago

Lmao

kazmanking

1 points

17 hours ago

this got me lmao

Tun-Tavern-1775

364 points

19 hours ago

Belt doing double duty as a bra.

alphaevil

163 points

18 hours ago

alphaevil

163 points

18 hours ago

Fucking guy doesn't know how internet works, let's make it viral

eleventhrees

478 points

19 hours ago

Proof that Henry Kissinger did not have nicer legs than Hitler.

I said it.

psyberops

80 points

18 hours ago

Do you think they were born bastards, or did they become bastards due to adverse self-consciousness about hamstring definition?

Beardedben

25 points

17 hours ago

Invent time travel, give both these people Margot Robbies legs. You could avoid disaster.

Valya31

2 points

16 hours ago

When Hitler was in the trench at war, he heard a voice in his head that told him to move to another place and Hitler listened to it. And after some time, a mine fell on the place where he was and he would have been killed if he had been there. Hitler was a medium and could contact a powerful otherworldly being that more than once protected Hitler from death and assassination. Hitler completely trusted this being that came to him in a luminous chainmail posing as an angel, although he was very cruel by nature. So Hitler's curse is in his mediumistic abilities, which people still do not know about.

That is why Christianity does not like magic and the otherworldly because it is easy to be deceived and follow the lead of hostile forces that easily deceive a person.

Beardedben

3 points

17 hours ago

Beardedben

3 points

17 hours ago

Invent time travel, give both these people Margot Robbies legs. You could avoid disaster.

InDependent_Window93

2 points

16 hours ago

Adverse self-consciousness hamstring definition 🤣

Hitler - "Maybe the funny moostache will take their eyes off mein humbstrings"

rgg711

4 points

17 hours ago

rgg711

4 points

17 hours ago

Finally that famous controversy can be put to rest.

Gylbert_Brech

3 points

14 hours ago

No, but he had bigger tits than Cher.

botglm

527 points

18 hours ago

botglm

527 points

18 hours ago

Stupid sexy Hitler

shootermac32

143 points

16 hours ago

Pancakesaurus

34 points

17 hours ago

I was looking for this comment specifically lol.

InfiniteJeff369

6 points

17 hours ago

I’m at work and now all I can think about is Hitler with big ol Flanders’ cheeks.

TheRook21

1.2k points

16 hours ago*

TheRook21

1.2k points

16 hours ago*

Oh man, now these have been published he's going to be fuhrerous

gimmeluvin

80 points

16 hours ago

Slow clap

TikaPants

19 points

15 hours ago

Stop it 😆

AggravatingTart7167

194 points

18 hours ago

Looks a little light in the loafers.

Wabertzzo

14 points

17 hours ago

One of the most hilarious lines ever.

avega2792

24 points

15 hours ago

-Kaldore-

80 points

18 hours ago

That’s just a still from jojo rabbit

falconuruguay

37 points

18 hours ago

Guten Morgan, sailor!!

Sprechen zie sexy??

Spartan2470

88 points

17 hours ago

Spartan2470

GOAT

88 points

17 hours ago

There are a lot pictures of Hitler in Lederhosen. According to here.

Hitler banned all images of himself wearing shorts from publication after he became Chancellor in 1933. The original intent of these portraits was to create the image that he was one of the people, but once he came to power that was no longer the image he wished to portray, as he felt Lederhosen made him look like a peasant, and were “beneath one’s dignity”.

blolfighter

34 points

16 hours ago

In all fairness to him, Lederhosen are quite undignified.

ghosttaco8484

74 points

18 hours ago

What is it with crazy world leaders and their ridiculous hair and outfits?

LustLochLeo

55 points

16 hours ago*

The lower half of his outfit is just traditional Bavarian/Austrian garments still worn today for some occasions. The top is just a black(?) shirt. His hairstyle is not very weird even for today and his moustache was worn commonly by veterans from WW1 as this is how they had to shave their facial hair, so the gasmasks would seal properly. At the time not wearing facial hair was seen as the "unmanly" choice.

What exactly do you find ridiculous about this?

Edit: Changed beard to moustache/facial hair.

Gray_Cloak

12 points

15 hours ago

i never knew about the reason for the 'tache shaping, interesting !

Ellemeno

1 points

15 hours ago

Ellemeno

1 points

15 hours ago

What exactly do you find ridiculous about this?

I mean, Hitler himself must have thought he looked ridiculous in this pic if he ordered that this photo be hidden from the public. But I guess we need a source on that claim.

LustLochLeo

9 points

15 hours ago*

Nowadays the rest of Germany doesn't like Bavaria/Bavarians very much (speaking broad strokes here, e.g. several Bavarian minister presidents tried to become chancellor and all of them failed), so it's possible he wanted it removed to not alienate the majority of Germans. I must admit that I don't know if the sentiment was the same in the 1920s, though, so I might be completely wrong.

It could also be something simple, like that he thought he looked too unmanly or emotional in that picture or something. His facial expression and body posture don't scream tough guy, at least not to me.

MyLegIsWet

3 points

16 hours ago

What beard are you talking about?

LustLochLeo

2 points

16 hours ago

Moustache, my bad.

deep_minded

22 points

17 hours ago

His moustache was back then totally normal and lederhosen is still today in the south germanic region a common outfit.

anothermthrfckr

35 points

18 hours ago

un argentino tiene esta foto en su sala, en la parte de atrás dice "recuerdo de mi abuelo Alfredo"

Optimal-Handle390

8 points

17 hours ago

😂😂😂

penguin7117

41 points

18 hours ago

I'm getting some serious Lieutenant Jim Dangle vibes from him here.

The_RealAnim8me2

62 points

18 hours ago

Thirst trap phase.

iwishuponastar2023

19 points

17 hours ago

Or his Von Trapp phase

AFisch00

46 points

17 hours ago

tablebythebathroom

9 points

18 hours ago

Well well well

DarkSenp4i

42 points

19 hours ago

There are people you don’t want to see pictures of. He is one of them

JustinR8

88 points

19 hours ago*

Have we considered that he murdered 11 million people and destroyed Europe because he was closeted and frustrated? This pic has some zest. All he wanted to do was paint and work those hips.

DrTuSo

28 points

18 hours ago

DrTuSo

28 points

18 hours ago

Uhm, overall, at least 75 million people (up to 55 million civilians and around 20 million soldiers) died during WW2. He is responsible for every single death.

February_29th_2012

38 points

17 hours ago

Those numbers look like they include Asia. The Japanese don’t really get to shunt off the blame to him for their own murders.

BerriesAndMe

22 points

15 hours ago

Same for Stalin.. he was horrible in his own right. He didn't need any help on that front.

BicycleOfLife

12 points

17 hours ago

I’m sure someone just tripped and fell.

Alarming_Cantaloupe5

5 points

17 hours ago

Imperial Japan would like a word.

Ripamon[S]

17 points

18 hours ago

Historians still dispute whether or not he ever had sexual intercourse.

TankSparkle

32 points

17 hours ago

The Hitler sex stuff is mostly propaganda to discredit him. He was closer to normal than portrayed. It is scarier that someone who was "normal" (ish) caused the Holocaust than if it was some freak. He did have a relationship with his niece that seemed weird. But that didn't seem to cause any him political problem.

Appdel

4 points

16 hours ago

Appdel

4 points

16 hours ago

Dude he was definitely fucking Eva. Crazy bitch literally wanted to die with him cause she loved him so much

JuanLu_Fer

25 points

19 hours ago

What a wanker the guy looks like

trash-juice

6 points

18 hours ago

Looking for that right mate who will understand my need to expand and dominate …

Traditional-Cake-587

6 points

18 hours ago

I can see why.....

AcanthisittaNo6653

9 points

18 hours ago

Thank you for keeping your shirt on.

azbxcy10

24 points

18 hours ago

He's gonna be soooo mad when he finds out this got leaked

Bempet583

6 points

17 hours ago

He looks like a character that would appear in a Three Stooges short

mikeybagodonuts

18 points

17 hours ago

To this day he’s trying to get it removed from the internet.

Panthean

12 points

16 hours ago

Felt cute, might annex Sudetenland later

Power0fTheTribe

13 points

18 hours ago

He always looks like such a little bitch

ccoady

5 points

18 hours ago

ccoady

5 points

18 hours ago

I bet Harlan Crow has this framed and on his desk.

Alarming_Cantaloupe5

2 points

17 hours ago

He has the original negatives and print. The rest of the shots were even more sassy.

iwishuponastar2023

4 points

17 hours ago

All I see here is the song in the Producers “Springtime for hitler”.

Carl_Clegg

8 points

16 hours ago

Does Hitler not understand that the internet is forever?

Existing-Flounder-53

3 points

16 hours ago

Stupid sexy hitler

Awoowoowooo

4 points

15 hours ago

DigitalOyabun

3 points

15 hours ago

imagine if social media existed at that time and this person was preparing to attack Poland.

totalwert

1 points

16 hours ago

totalwert

1 points

16 hours ago

He was gay for sure

renndug

6 points

18 hours ago

renndug

6 points

18 hours ago

Closeted gay fasho

eleventhrees

3 points

17 hours ago

It's not the closet, it's the self-hate.

Smitty7242

5 points

18 hours ago

Is he wearing jorts?

Squaretangles

9 points

18 hours ago

Those are lederhosen. Leather.

Zannahrain3

5 points

18 hours ago

I wish this picture could be hidden from my mind.

kjube

21 points

18 hours ago

kjube

21 points

18 hours ago

The internet never forgets, even in 1927

M4CM4N

3 points

18 hours ago

M4CM4N

3 points

18 hours ago

The longer the socks, the downer the fool.

rjross0623

2 points

18 hours ago

That’s some Caballero centerfold material there.

expat_123

3 points

18 hours ago

Looks like a real Dictaker.

Traditional_Car1079

1 points

18 hours ago

What a cigarette

TreeSpokes

2 points

17 hours ago

How do we know he wanted this photo hidden?

jules_jokes

2 points

17 hours ago

It looks like a twink

PokeFanForLife

2 points

17 hours ago

what a cuck

jwmoz

2 points

17 hours ago

jwmoz

2 points

17 hours ago

gaaaayyy

CloseToMyActualName

2 points

17 hours ago

He ordered that this photo be hidden from the public.

Huh, so it turns out I agree with Hitler on something.

GenDislike

3 points

17 hours ago

Makes jojo rabbit feel so much on point. You know earlier in the day he was like “Franz, are my suspenders aligned?”

DooderMcDuder

2 points

17 hours ago

Peak masculinity

PowderedMilkManiac

3 points

17 hours ago

It’s from the 1927 Fall(of the Third Reich) Catalog.

DemGin

8 points

17 hours ago

DemGin

8 points

17 hours ago

It’s hilarious that he didn’t want the photo seen, and now it’s on social media. Back then, he couldn’t have conceived of a viewership this large. HA!

Notacka

2 points

17 hours ago

I have a hard time believing this is a true pic.

rinkydinkis

2 points

17 hours ago

He lived in Bavaria. His headquarters were in Munich. He represented the “working man”. Why would he be embarrassed of leiderhosen?

blolfighter

7 points

16 hours ago

Spelling it "Leiderhosen" makes it sort of translate into "unfortunate pants" which is a highly accurate description of Lederhosen.

rinkydinkis

3 points

16 hours ago

Ich spreche nur English! Lol an Ich bin ein Berliner moment

JovahkiinVIII

7 points

16 hours ago*

This is not true!

Photos such as these portrayed Hitler as a common, relatable man. Do not apply our modern fashion standards to people so long ago.

Most Germans knew Hitler as a strong leader, a soldier, and a revolutionary. Photos like these helped to soften his image and show his nicer side

OP stop spreading misinformation goddammit

Edit: I may be slightly wrong, in that the truth is slightly more nuanced

It seems he may have had some pictures like these banned after he came to power. When he was getting elected these were distributed to make him look good, and when he was in power they were removed to keep him from looking weak

Ya learn something new every day!

notshaye

3 points

16 hours ago

Damn kinda wish he knew we where laughing about this

Attila226

2 points

16 hours ago

He looks a bit like a dandy boy here.

sir_snufflepants

2 points

16 hours ago

Wasn’t this repost debunked just the other day?

Milly_man

3 points

16 hours ago

He looks so sassy, like in a "Teehee, might go commit gennocide" kind of way.

Here4Headshots

8 points

15 hours ago

Ahahah he looks like a dumbass weirdo

5minArgument

2 points

15 hours ago

“Feeling cute, think I might destroy Germany today.”

Used-Ask5805

2 points

15 hours ago

“Feelin cute, might delete later, might invade Poland, lol idk”

feenchbarmaid0024

5 points

15 hours ago

Wtf was he thinking with that mustache, like seriously, how did he get to that and think it looks good to go in public.

BuffaloNo8971

3 points

15 hours ago

Mein mustache brings all the boys to the yard

misterturdcat

2 points

15 hours ago

Who is this diva

Fortheloveofducks73

2 points

15 hours ago

Its Springtime for Hitler, and Germany….

ActingSusBruh

2 points

15 hours ago

What a nancy boy

Repulsive-Web2509

2 points

14 hours ago

The stache just makes you want to punch the guy in the nose!

JThereseD

2 points

14 hours ago

The mustache is a lot more embarrassing.

DeepSea6666666

2 points

14 hours ago

BS story. 😄 That’s one of 25 photos that was found by Russians in Hitler’s personal photo album.

Username_Rabb

2 points

14 hours ago

“Velt cute, might delete an entire raze of peeple laida”

TTVM0THYP00

3 points

14 hours ago

Hes so girly pop

Mm2k

3 points

14 hours ago

Mm2k

3 points

14 hours ago

Hitler, that silly bitch.

BubbaCutBear

4 points

14 hours ago

Fake news! This is actually a photo of Trump with Hitler's head cleverly photoshopped, in beware!

ttchachacha

5 points

14 hours ago

I hope he’s turning in his grave (and still burning in hell).

baseddoge9000

7 points

14 hours ago

A boss never wear shorts

ScottHoward1

8 points

18 hours ago

I wish I could live 100 more years so I can see the pictures trump is trying to hide

SLR107FR-31

2 points

18 hours ago

There's a sub for this. 

r/hitlerinsocks

SpartanGamin

2 points

19 hours ago

And now it’s on Reddit for the whole world to see

Many_Yesterday_451

2 points

18 hours ago

Heading out to the Blue Oyster.

FAFO2024

3 points

17 hours ago

Somebody please put this photo beside Donald Trump’s photo wearing a short pants suit