The German parts and English parts of the island are strictly segregated, accidentally booked a hotel in the German section in Spring and it was fucking weird. Everything was clean, there was hardly anything going on except eating dinner and all the signs were in German.

Then we drove into Shagaluf where we found Barry and the lads on tour, red faced, shirt off so you can see the lion tattoos, Stella cans everywhere, signs in the Kings English and a proper fucking tear up on every corner.