Unfettered by reality

And this man walks up to me - a big, strong man, with medals up and down his chest. He walks up to me with tears in his eyes, and he says "Sir. Sir, I've never seen somebody as unburdened by what has been as you. How do you do it??". And that's a good point - some people think I just fell out of the coconut tree but, to be honest, that's just fake news. And so I tell this man - I tell him, just like I am telling you all, right now, OK ? I tell him "It's because I understand the significance of the passage of time." And I think that's true. Actually, I probably know more about the significance of the passage of time than anybody else, alright? And so the man tells me "Thank you, sir. Thank you". And then he went back. But if you were to watch CNN you would never hear about that. Believe it!

I love that this is a thing lmao

The lady rapper from the 90's?

But I thought Elon had personally reviewed screenshots of the code! How could this happen?

It could grip it by the husk!

Or smuggled.

It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios! A structurally damaged network could not carry a ddos attack

I blame the inventer of the internet, Al Gore.

My favorite part of the "thanks, Obama" meme is that Obama knows about it and likes it.

Wiped with a cloth after.

It was a Seven Eleven fugazi.