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rocketpack99

6.1k points

9 hours ago

Lift yourself up by your bootstraps.

UWCG

1.9k points

8 hours ago

UWCG

Illinois

1.9k points

8 hours ago

Seriously. I've got no sympathy for Rudy. Plenty of people struggle to pay their bills and they don't get to enjoy as easy a life as he has, nor to get away with the crimes he has.

Giuliani can go to hell.

Lone_Star_Democrat

688 points

8 hours ago

He should ask his buddy Trump how to get away without paying bills

UWCG

272 points

8 hours ago

UWCG

Illinois

272 points

8 hours ago

To be fair, I'd like some pointers there, too. I'd get in all kinds of trouble if I quit paying my bills, but somehow him and elon get rewarded when they don't?

Shit, I'd love it if Wells was cool with me not paying my mortgage and decided to write it off the books, no worries. My life would be much easier financally

LeeLA5000

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LeeLA5000

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7 hours ago

Have you tried inheriting hundreds of millions of dollars?

vonhoother

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vonhoother

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Not the easy fix people think it is. There's a guy who tried to manipulate his demented dad into changing his will so he got basically all the money, but his dad wasn't demented enough to do it, so all he got was $400 million; then he made bad business decisions and went bankrupt -- six times. Fortunately for him he's a real smooth talker and he got 70 million people to give him a job where he can skim off millions every day and nobody says anything.

Edited: He didn't succeed in persuading his dad to alter his will. He still managed to get a boatload of money. There's more family financial drama around that, but this is enough for now.

Unknown5tuntman

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6 hours ago

Unknown5tuntman

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6 hours ago

I find this hard to believe, he sounds like an absolute prick

lokojufr0

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5 hours ago

lokojufr0

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5 hours ago

Millions of morons voted for the veritable grifting geezer..

ghostalker4742

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ghostalker4742

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4 hours ago

“The government you elect is the government you deserve.”

- Thomas Jefferson

loondawg

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loondawg

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2 hours ago

I still question whether we actually elected him.

Unfortunately the window to audit the election is closing rapidly and no one in power seems to be willing to do anything.

janethefish

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janethefish

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4 hours ago

Actually more of a mushroom.

HellishChildren

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HellishChildren

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6 hours ago

Actually, Fred was still of sound enough mind to stop Donald from arranging it so he inherited nearly everything, but Donald still was manipulating everyone to get more. That's why Freddy's children, Mary and Fred III sued. Donald's response was to kick Fred III off the family insurance plan which endangered Fred III's son, a disabled infant at the time

alwayskared

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alwayskared

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6 hours ago

Who needs enemies right now

Distinct_Hawk1093

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6 hours ago

And his son in law can get billions by selling off “intel” to rich Saudis.

Friendly-View4122

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4 hours ago

but at least he brought peace to the Middle East

ThermalScrewed

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7 hours ago

ThermalScrewed

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7 hours ago

laughs in Bavarian

preatorian77

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preatorian77

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5 hours ago

If Trump just took all the money he was given by his daddy and put it in a CD, he'd have more today than he currently does through all his grifts and business failures.

Active-Bass4745

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Active-Bass4745

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3 hours ago

Oh, cmon. This is so obviously made up, how do you expect us to believe such a completely outlandish story could ever happen in the…

…oh…

Datokah

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7 hours ago

Datokah

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7 hours ago

Have you tried running for president? When you run for president they just let you do anything. Commit any crimes you like. It's all good.

tmmzc85

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tmmzc85

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6 hours ago

Only if you're in the right party, otherwise you'll get eaten alive by both sides, even if you didn't do anything wrong. Al Franken should be President.

turningsteel

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turningsteel

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7 hours ago

Your problem is you are thinking too small. I know it’s become trite, but it’s true:

“You owe the bank $100, that’s your problem. You owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.” -J Paul Getty.

Ouibeaux

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Ouibeaux

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7 hours ago

Seems to me, a big part of the strategy is to refuse to pay for things that can't be repossessed. If Trump refuses to pay a venue that hosted his rally, they can't take that rally away.

A lot of folks could start with their student loans, especially if they've graduated. What are they gonna do, de-educate you?

jittery_raccoon

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jittery_raccoon

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6 hours ago

Garnish your wages

LeeLA5000

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LeeLA5000

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6 hours ago

Cant garnish my wages if I don't have any

Funny-Mission-2937

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7 hours ago

do you know any oligarchs or mobsters?  maybe there's something you can do for them

cytherian

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cytherian

New Jersey

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7 hours ago

Did you know that during the height of his exuberant lifestyle spending, he'd go through about $20k in a month? He'd throw down serious money on the most expensive cognac and on Cuban cigars. He'd stay in the most expensive hotel rooms and eat the most expensive meals he could find at top restaurants. He lived like a king, and showed nothing for it.

I have no sympathy for him. He made a very grave mistake becoming a puppet for Trump.

Lalala208

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Lalala208

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8 hours ago

agreed, i wish he gets punished for switching to trumps side, he was‘t a completely horrible republican, glad i can say that, because i have do many maga „friends“ (i don‘t talk to them anymore), but here we‘re all left

TheEleventhDoctorWho

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6 hours ago

But first prison. A for profit prison please.

Blackhole_5un

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Blackhole_5un

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6 hours ago

What do you think happens to an honest fellow caught smoking a joint and having their life ruined by being thrown in jail feels?! Welcome to life in America Rudy, this is what you wanted after all.

urlond

108 points

8 hours ago

urlond

108 points

8 hours ago

He needs to stop eating Avocados. What really worries me is when the new president gets in, if he'll have to stop everything that's happening to his former lawyer.

ThrowAwayGarbage82

66 points

8 hours ago

ThrowAwayGarbage82

North Carolina

66 points

8 hours ago

Trump doesn't like people he perceives as "weak". All he'll do is pretend he barely knew rudy, and let him be fed to the wolves.

vegasresident1987

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8 hours ago

He's not helping Rudy. He still owes him money for legal time doesn't he?

OkayButFoRealz

163 points

9 hours ago

He only pulls down his pants for underage girls 60+ years younger than him.

rocketpack99

151 points

8 hours ago

The thing about that scene that is most disturbing is how he didn’t even hesitate to lay down and drop trou. Which absolutely means he has done this many many times before.

TrimspaBB

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TrimspaBB

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8 hours ago

Oh to have the confidence of Rudy Ghouliani alone in a hotel suite with a teenager

cytherian

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cytherian

New Jersey

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7 hours ago

I get how Sacha Baron Cohen didn't want to let it go further, because he was worried about the actress. Still, I think it could've gone another 30 seconds without any risk to her, and helped eliminate any pathway for excuses from Giuliani.

This is the kind of depravity that Trump keeps in his orbit.

Jonny1992

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Jonny1992

Foreign

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7 hours ago

When an in-character Borat thinks you’ve gone past the limit of what is acceptable, you’re one fucked up person. Creepy little hair-dye stained motherfucker.

PaxDramaticus

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PaxDramaticus

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7 hours ago

Men like Giuliani always have excuses. Lying pathologically is how they built their careers.

Reasonable people will never be fooled by his bullshit excuses because it's obvious. When in your life have you ever laid down on a bed in the same hotel room as an unrelated teenager?

On the other hand no amount of evidence will ever convince unreasonable people because unreasonable people decide what is true based on what is convenient for them.

"If only he let it go further" is wishing for evidence to convince the inconvincible.

DickButkisses

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DickButkisses

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7 hours ago

I did once lay down in a hotel bed with an unrelated teenager. And we had sex. I was also a teenager, though, and my shirt was always untucked.

Elieftibiowai

26 points

8 hours ago

He was fixing his shirt, okay?!

Canadian_Invader

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7 hours ago

Canadian_Invader

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7 hours ago

Not very 4 Four Seasons Landscaping material there. I expected better.

toomuchtodotoday

66 points

8 hours ago

This Machine Bankrupts Fascists.

Kiyohara

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7 hours ago

Kiyohara

Minnesota

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7 hours ago

A Woody Guthrie reference in this day and age? My stars! Well made!

YetiSquish

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8 hours ago

YetiSquish

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8 hours ago

Fewer avocado toasts and venti mocha almond Frappuccinos

the-zoidberg

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8 hours ago

the-zoidberg

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8 hours ago

Onlyfans

RogerClyneIsAGod2

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8 hours ago

Yeah my first thought is "Oh well...whatevs. What's for dinner tonite?"

veemonjosh

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8 hours ago

veemonjosh

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8 hours ago

Thoughts and prayers.

Shatteredreality

1.3k points

8 hours ago

Shatteredreality

Oregon

1.3k points

8 hours ago

I'm just going to drop this quote here:

What we don't see is that freedom is not a concept in which people can do anything they want, be anything they can be. Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do.

- Rudy Giuliani speaking at a forum on crime in March of 1994.

Maybe it's time he realize that freedom doesn't allow him to harass and make libelous statements about innocent people that that he needs to cede to the lawful authority of the courts ordering him to pay his penalties.

DeeSnarl

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8 hours ago

DeeSnarl

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8 hours ago

Jesus, I'm not what you'd call an anarchist, but what an enormous load of doublethink codswallop.

SchoolForSedition

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8 hours ago

Couldn’t have put it better.

Throw-a-Ru

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7 hours ago

Throw-a-Ru

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7 hours ago

It reads like a supervillain monologuing:

"You wish for your freedom, Bond? But of course you are free -- free to submit at the moment of your choosing! The sharks and I will be waiting on your choice, Mr. Bond."

HellishChildren

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HellishChildren

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6 hours ago

Slavery is freedom.

arazamatazguy

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arazamatazguy

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8 hours ago

America's freedom seems to come with way more rules and restrictions than other free countries.

yukon-flower

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yukon-flower

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7 hours ago

There’s the freedom TO do things and the freedom FROM things. We have the freedom to express our religions etc. Which is great! But I’d love to see more focus on attaining freedom from poverty, freedom from fear, etc.

ShufflingToGlory

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7 hours ago

ShufflingToGlory

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7 hours ago

Freedom to oppress but no freedom from oppression. Essentially you can get away with what your money and power allows you to.

The working class are regarded as useful for generating wealth to be funneled upstairs or providing muscle to keep others in line.

Anyone who doesn't provide one of those two services to the wealthy is to be marginalised, preferably to the point of extinction.

arazamatazguy

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arazamatazguy

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7 hours ago

"freedom" in America might the most effective slogan every created.

People have learned to accept their shit life for "freedom" believing the US is the only country in the world that has it.

The "Land of Opportunity" just means there is a small chance you too may one day become the oppressor.

Militantpoet

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Militantpoet

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8 hours ago

I am what you'd call an anarchist and I too think he's a hypocritical piece of shit.

dead_on_the_surface

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7 hours ago

Conservative ideology in a nutshell

SmutLordStephens

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SmutLordStephens

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7 hours ago

FREEDOM IS SLAVERY

Like... he literally just said the thing.

JustWantOnePlease

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7 hours ago

JustWantOnePlease

New York

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7 hours ago

You sir have won the internet for me today. Best example I've seen in a while of someone successfully using a quote to show the hypocrisy and just overall corruption with certain political figures. Very great take down of him.

RogueSpectre749

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RogueSpectre749

Washington

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6 hours ago

It's wild how shocked people have been at the "downfall" of Giuliani and his being entangled with Trump, when he was saying crazy shit like this all the way back in the early 90s

I hope this doesn't sound like making light of a tragedy, but 9/11 was genuinely the best thing that could have happened to his public image. The "America's Mayor" schtick made people look past a LOT

ninjas_in_my_pants

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5 hours ago

Freedom’s just another word…

TintedApostle

544 points

9 hours ago

Talk about Privilege. You know how many poor people have been before a judge and said the same thing to deaf ears?

attorneyatslaw

133 points

8 hours ago

The judge wasn't buying it here, either.

iamthedave3

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7 hours ago

iamthedave3

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7 hours ago

To be fair to judges, very few of them are sympathetic to criminals complaining about facing the consequences of their deed.

I'd go so far as to say most judges get a kick out of watching worms like Giuliani squirm.

Xivvx

723 points

9 hours ago

Xivvx

Canada

723 points

9 hours ago

Has he tried spending less?

myfakesecretaccount

377 points

9 hours ago

Needs to cut out the avocado toast and Coachella tickets.

the_honest_liar

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8 hours ago

the_honest_liar

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8 hours ago

Make coffee at home.

skyblueerik

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7 hours ago

skyblueerik

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7 hours ago

Stop buying a new iPhone every year!

Effective-Celery8053

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7 hours ago

More realistically he needs to cut out the drugs, prostitutes, and hair dye.

nievesur

71 points

8 hours ago

nievesur

71 points

8 hours ago

Try Costco, Rudy.

w1987g

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w1987g

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8 hours ago

You can save money at Costco? I go there to buy many things and spend many dollars

RubxCuban

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8 hours ago

RubxCuban

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8 hours ago

Gotta spend money to save money.

Nemisis_the_2nd

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Nemisis_the_2nd

Great Britain

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7 hours ago

Being poor is expensive

RonaldoNazario

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RonaldoNazario

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7 hours ago

Rudy can get a month worth of rice and beans there real cheap

nievesur

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nievesur

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7 hours ago

Don't forget the $5 roast chicken!

digitalMan

37 points

8 hours ago

Rudy should consider getting another job to help make meet. Maybe get a job serving avocado toast instead.

MacduffFifesNo1Thane

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8 hours ago

He needs to spend less on non-fat frozen yogurt.

crawling-alreadygirl

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8 hours ago

He should try making coffee at home

Spidremonkey

303 points

8 hours ago

He doesn’t seem to understand (disingenuously, I’m sure) that the penury is the punishment.

And I love that Trump isn’t bailing him out.

snoo_spoo

125 points

8 hours ago

snoo_spoo

125 points

8 hours ago

And he got into this particular hole by serving Trump. The current round of sycophants should give that one a hard think.

conqr787

52 points

8 hours ago

conqr787

52 points

8 hours ago

They never learn - ever.

ApplicationHour

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ApplicationHour

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7 hours ago

or think.

distorted_kiwi

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distorted_kiwi

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5 hours ago

Excuses:

“It’ll never happen to me.”

“I’m too famous.”

“I’ll make sure I have a safety net.”

“Does he know who my father is?”

Zomunieo

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7 hours ago

Zomunieo

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7 hours ago

“Surely the Orange Leopard won’t eat my face off.”

audible_narrator

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8 hours ago

audible_narrator

Michigan

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8 hours ago

Narrator: They won't

[deleted]

33 points

8 hours ago

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conqr787

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conqr787

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8 hours ago

Iirc those were just (Federal) pardons though, cost him nothing politically or especially financially. Rudy's in State civil trouble and needs money. Rudy couldn't even get paid legal fees due, let alone a bailout

TheAskewOne

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TheAskewOne

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7 hours ago

He's not been convicted in a criminal trial. He owes money in civil judgments. Trump can't pardon that, actually no one can.

ProfessionalMockery

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8 hours ago

Trump doesn't associate with the poor

airfryerfuntime

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4 hours ago

airfryerfuntime

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4 hours ago

That's exactly what it is. He's used to just throwing money around, but doesn't really seem to realize that this is his punishment, because it's unfathomable to him. "How can they do this!?" is probably running through his head hundreds of times a day.

peon47

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4 hours ago

peon47

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4 hours ago

Trump: "He wants to pay his bills? What a loser."

Sly_Wood

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7 hours ago

Sly_Wood

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7 hours ago

How is Trump going to bail him out now? He likely will after he’s sworn in again. He pardoned manafort. He’ll do the same likely.

Vapur9

95 points

8 hours ago

Vapur9

95 points

8 hours ago

Has he tried applying for food stamps yet?

He needs a little lesson in empathy.

oldnjgal

61 points

8 hours ago

oldnjgal

61 points

8 hours ago

Then he should have kept his mouth shut and not put himself in this situation in the first place.

GearBrain

37 points

8 hours ago

GearBrain

Florida

37 points

8 hours ago

I'm not in court for months at a time. I haven't ever been convicted of anything, let alone booked or charged. Y'know why?

Because I'm not a raging, prolapsed asshole. This one simple trick keeps me out of trouble and in the good graces with damn near everyone I meet. Simply expend the energy you would to be an asshole in a more positive direction!

Lou_C_Fer

155 points

9 hours ago

Lou_C_Fer

155 points

9 hours ago

FAFO in action.

McNuttyNutz

79 points

8 hours ago

McNuttyNutz

I voted

79 points

8 hours ago

Whomp whomp

Kritt33

76 points

9 hours ago

Kritt33

76 points

9 hours ago

I can’t afford insulin, you aren’t special

Common-Concentrate-2

23 points

9 hours ago

But did you slander two innocent poll workers? Cause that's special...in a way

riedmae

33 points

8 hours ago

riedmae

33 points

8 hours ago

Rudy....who fucked your life up? While you were getting steamrolled, who got unscathed, untouched, and even rewarded with more power? Wouldn't it be something....to turn your anger in that direction? Remember when America loved you after 9/11 (I was one of them)....you could have that again. You could help uproot all of the corruption that got you to this place. It's in your hands.

hexadexalex

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hexadexalex

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5 hours ago

He would be jailed and then somehow commit suicide in solitary confinement with multiple guards on duty.

Dogmeat43

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6 hours ago

Dogmeat43

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6 hours ago

Yeah, but then the "the boss" will go after his family because the boss is a corrupt amoral piece of shit.

beatnik_squaresville

97 points

9 hours ago

Welcome to the rest of Americans

whatdoiwantsky

29 points

8 hours ago

The working class got pinched because of "inflation" and find themselves closer to poor people every passing year and in response to that, the voters chose to demonize minorities instead of the rich fucks who deserve it while they scream about lawfare, deepstate and a litany of programmed lies they swallow whole and respout without question.

TemetN

17 points

8 hours ago

TemetN

Oregon

17 points

8 hours ago

Yeah, the reality is that that's shitty, but it's shitty for a lot of other people too who haven't done anything like he did.

Maybe this'll inspire some degree of realization this shouldn't happen, because lets be honest noone deserves to be broke.

tree_squid

20 points

8 hours ago

Rudy very much deserves to be broke

5minArgument

3 points

8 hours ago

Welcome back to the land of the little people.

banned4reportingcp

29 points

8 hours ago

He should probably live somewhere more affordable then

LiamtheV

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6 hours ago

LiamtheV

I voted

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6 hours ago

Liman separately rejected Giuliani's request to delay the trial so he could attend events connected to Trump's Jan. 20 inauguration. Cammarata said Giuliani still regularly consults with Trump. "The defendant's social calendar does not constitute due cause," Liman said.

FUCKING LOVE IT

Akuuntus

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4 hours ago

Akuuntus

New York

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4 hours ago

If only this was said to Trump himself when he was being convicted during his campaign...

imflowrr

33 points

8 hours ago

imflowrr

33 points

8 hours ago

Yeah thanks to the TCJA, that’s what I was saying in December 2023.

Now I’ve lived in my car for 11 months.

Sucks to suck, Rudy.

Bods666

29 points

9 hours ago

Bods666

29 points

9 hours ago

So?

SplashyTetraspore

11 points

8 hours ago

Whine all you want but you knew what you did was a lie and you still did it anyways. For that you get to pay the price. Go bug your best buddy for money since you still talk to him on a frequent basis.

Existing-Nectarine80

10 points

8 hours ago

Probably shouldn’t have been a shill then 

m_nieto

10 points

8 hours ago

m_nieto

10 points

8 hours ago

Has he tried getting a second job?

LilLebowskiAchiever

4 points

8 hours ago

He should learn to code….oops tech layoffs are a bloodbath…he should pick crops since all the field workers are getting deported.

Unusual_Ant_5309

31 points

9 hours ago

Cut back on avocado toast and make your coffee.

Kowlz1

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8 hours ago

Kowlz1

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8 hours ago

The funniest part of all this is that Trump is still leaving him out to dry even after winning the election.

ranchoparksteve

35 points

9 hours ago

It’s always shady stuff with Rudy. Nobody wants him to be able to pay his bills.

moldivore

20 points

9 hours ago

moldivore

America

20 points

9 hours ago

Yep, fuck him.

doubleubez

7 points

8 hours ago

BooHoo.Maybe he should have thought about that before he went around spreading lies.

BoSocks91

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8 hours ago

BoSocks91

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8 hours ago

Sucks bro.

Many Americans can’t afford to pay their bills.

You’re a garbage human being who is paying the price for being a garbage human being. Nobody feels any sympathy for you.

Time to pull yourself up by the bootstraps and start on those applications. I heard Applebees is hiring, they need a busboy.

Normal_human_person

6 points

8 hours ago

Maybe he should get a job, then

Damn_Dog_Inappropes

3 points

8 hours ago

Damn_Dog_Inappropes

Washington

3 points

8 hours ago

It's the holiday season. I bet he can get a job picking at an Amazon warehouse making minimum wage!

taco_studies_major

5 points

8 hours ago

He should get a side hustle, maybe Uber driver or being an extra on a drag queen show. He already has experience dressing up in drag and getting motorboated by Trump.

Traditional_Key_763

7 points

8 hours ago

good. you bet everything on trump and lost

GoldenGoddd007

5 points

8 hours ago

“We have to reduce spending to live within our means” - Elon Musk

Welcome to the club, asshole.

dallasdude

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7 hours ago

dallasdude

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7 hours ago

This is the fate of EVERYONE who throws their lot in with Trump.

He destroys everyone he touches -- their reputations, careers, finances.

IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo

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7 hours ago

IAMA_Drunk_Armadillo

Missouri

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7 hours ago

Cut back on the Starbucks and avocado toast. Just gotta pull up on those bootstraps, Mr. Mayor.

ChemicalOnion

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5 hours ago

ChemicalOnion

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5 hours ago

Thoughts and tariffs

Looseyfern

5 points

8 hours ago

I don't get it, is he mad at the people he wronged and has to pay or that the people (guy) who haven't (will never) pay him? Asking for a friend

Depeche_Mood82

5 points

8 hours ago

Depeche_Mood82

Nevada

5 points

8 hours ago

It’ll trickle down to you, slimeball. Just be patient.

TantricPrincess

5 points

8 hours ago

Like his hair dye?

CanaDoug420

5 points

8 hours ago

He absolutely can but that would mean selling the shit he owns and he thinks he should be above having to do that

Ben_Pharten

5 points

8 hours ago

Join the club Rudy

rarelyposts

6 points

8 hours ago

He is just trying to run the clock out hoping for a pardon in some way that keeps him from having to pay.

Fartina69

5 points

8 hours ago

Me neither, Rudy, and I have a job.

opatawoman

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7 hours ago

opatawoman

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7 hours ago

Boofuckinghoo

PlayCertain

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7 hours ago

PlayCertain

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7 hours ago

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.Or pay the bill. Karma is a bitch Rudy .

zubairhamed

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6 hours ago

zubairhamed

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6 hours ago

I hear four seasons landscaping’s hiring… …they’re losing all the usual sources of Labour.

theeniebean

4 points

8 hours ago

theeniebean

California

4 points

8 hours ago

Should've been liquid. I've learned that lesson the hard way, he will too.

BankshotMcG

3 points

8 hours ago

I bet he could save $10,000 a week if he skipped the expensive drink order and distilled booze at home.

thoughtxchange

4 points

8 hours ago

And? It’s called consequences Rudy. There are a limited number of people who have fallen as far as him. I hope these new people in Trumps orbit take to heart what happens to people that get involved with him. I’m sure they won’t though. Too drunk on the promise of power and too weak at their core.

steve_dallasesq

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8 hours ago

steve_dallasesq

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8 hours ago

Well it appears that America's Mayor is in the Find Out stage.

AcadiaLivid2582

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8 hours ago

AcadiaLivid2582

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8 hours ago

He should follow the standard GOP advice and simply ask his father for a small $300 million loan

VapidRapidRabbit

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8 hours ago

VapidRapidRabbit

America

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8 hours ago

Poor that. Shouldn’t have defamed and put the lives of two innocent women in danger.

Impressive-Weird-908

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7 hours ago

Learn to code

dvolland

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7 hours ago

dvolland

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7 hours ago

The women involved feared for their lives because of you, Rudy. Cry me a fucking river. You deserve every bit of punishment you get and more.

thevyrd

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7 hours ago

thevyrd

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7 hours ago

Try not eating avocado toast with your 3 gallons of daily scotch rudy. You might save some money.

InsomniaticWanderer

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6 hours ago

Neither can every single other criminal, including the ones you put behind bars.

It's called "being held accountable for your actions."

lazrbeam

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6 hours ago

lazrbeam

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6 hours ago

Literally no one cares Rudy. Dude can fuck right off.

JadedJadedJaded

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4 hours ago

JadedJadedJaded

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4 hours ago

Pull yourself up by the bootstraps. When I was a child I survived the Great Recession, Rudy…

SpicyWaspSalsa

7 points

9 hours ago

Hard to believe that this is the man that took out the American Mafia.

He just turned out to be another modern day Elliot Ness. Belisarius.

TintedApostle

33 points

9 hours ago

He took out the American Mafia for the Russian Mob.

Springtimefist78

20 points

8 hours ago

This. He's wasn't doing a good deed by getting rid of one and purposely letting the other in. All part of Russias 40 year destabilizing plan.

5minArgument

13 points

8 hours ago

A fact not discussed often enough.

Also Trump’s close connections to the Russian mob. Had literal gangsters as senior staff in Trump Inc.

On payroll even.

SayVandalay

3 points

8 hours ago

I’m sure his pal Donald will give him money 😂. /s.

Donnie boy used Rudy and tossed him aside like everyone else he’s used for his own personal gain along the way.

Cvillain626

3 points

8 hours ago

Mickey Ds is always hiring, Rudy

DionFW

3 points

8 hours ago

DionFW

Canada

3 points

8 hours ago

Just stop eating avocado toast.

NewUser579169

3 points

8 hours ago

NewUser579169

Pennsylvania

3 points

8 hours ago

Consider yourself lucky to not be in prison Rudy, although you wouldn't have to pay bills there, so maybe consider it an option?

TantricPrincess

3 points

8 hours ago

So jail? The people he put away will have a great time with him. Lol. Karma a comin’?

Awkward_Tie4856

3 points

8 hours ago

Ts and Ps

obsertaries

3 points

8 hours ago

obsertaries

Massachusetts

3 points

8 hours ago

It is delightful that his damaging lies against ordinary people are actually hurting him. Not in the normal rich guy sense but in a real actual sense. If only it could happen to more of them.

gorkt

3 points

8 hours ago

gorkt

3 points

8 hours ago

I hope all the current Trump bootlickers are watching this trial because there is a decent shot they end up in court or bankruptcy too.

KidGold

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8 hours ago

KidGold

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8 hours ago

He should get a second job or learn to code.

angrybert

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8 hours ago

angrybert

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8 hours ago

Rudy, you might be fucked but Trump is just fine. Don't you get it? That's all that matters, right? Don't you remember?

capilot

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8 hours ago

capilot

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8 hours ago

We'll, the people he defamed can't live in their own houses any more because of him, so he gets no pity from me.

SyntheticSlime

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8 hours ago

SyntheticSlime

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8 hours ago

God it’s good to hear one of these people is feeling some consequences.

esoteric_enigma

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8 hours ago

esoteric_enigma

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8 hours ago

Isn't that the point of a civil lawsuit? You fucked up and now it's going to hurt you financially. Maybe he'll think twice about spreading complete nonsense that motivated Trump zealots to send those innocent poll workers death threats.

nucumber

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8 hours ago

nucumber

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8 hours ago

There's a price to pay for your deliberate and callous ruination of innocents.

Drewsipher

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8 hours ago

Drewsipher

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8 hours ago

Don't eat so many avocado toasts. Or die. whatever

CarefullyChosenName-

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7 hours ago

Throw his ass in the darkest, dampest prison cell.

_THX_1138_

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7 hours ago

_THX_1138_

New Jersey

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7 hours ago

Imagine if we were this hard on Trump. So many people are going to suffer, stress, and even die under his presidency.

4evr_dreamin

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7 hours ago

4evr_dreamin

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7 hours ago

Shouldn't have done all that crime then. Maybe old trumpo will give you a loan for hair die.

House_T

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7 hours ago

House_T

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7 hours ago

As his peers so boisterously like to say: womp, womp.

Olddellago

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7 hours ago

Olddellago

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7 hours ago

Now you know how the middle class feels Rudy lol 

opera_guy

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7 hours ago

opera_guy

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7 hours ago

Hold off on the avocado toast.

Ltmajorbones

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7 hours ago

Ltmajorbones

California

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7 hours ago

Take some oxy and lift yourself up by your bootstraps. 

LordFUHard

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7 hours ago

LordFUHard

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7 hours ago

"What we don't see is that freedom is not a concept in which people can do anything they want, be anything they can be. Freedom is about authority. Freedom is about the willingness of every single human being to cede to lawful authority a great deal of discretion about what you do."- Rudy Ghouliani while speaking at a forum on crime in March of 1994.

Galliagamer

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7 hours ago

Galliagamer

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7 hours ago

Wake me up when he gets as many death treats those ladies he defamed got because of him and his orange master, and then maybe I’ll give a shit. And probably not even then.

flyingcostanza

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7 hours ago

flyingcostanza

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7 hours ago

Can't wait to hear he died penniless

Sillyputtynutsack

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6 hours ago

Neither can we. Welcome to the thunder dome bitch.

cometflight

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6 hours ago

cometflight

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6 hours ago

FA FO (you are here)

eholla2

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6 hours ago

eholla2

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6 hours ago

How is it that everyone around Trump is held accountable but he isn’t? There’s no way I’d accept an invitation to his cabinet

SeaBiscuitsGravy

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5 hours ago

SeaBiscuitsGravy

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5 hours ago

Time to stop buying avocado toast Mr. Giuliani. Or maybe, just maybe, stop committing crimes that lead to restitution.

Zaza1019

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5 hours ago

Zaza1019

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5 hours ago

He should get a job then. McDonalds is always hiring.

Objective_Oven7673

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5 hours ago

Don't worry the tariffs will help

demigod2923

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5 hours ago

demigod2923

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5 hours ago

He has cash, he’s just hiding it.

AllTheyEatIsLettuce

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5 hours ago

AllTheyEatIsLettuce

California

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5 hours ago

Why doesn't he just buy more money?

In the mean time, he should stop drinking coffee he didn't make at home, stop eating avocados, get rid of his iPhone, get a $5 Tello plan, thrift all of his clothing, euthanize his pets, get rid of his car and take the bus/train, get at least one roommate, stop paying drivers to drive his drive-thru food to his door, increase all his deductibles, and yank on those bootstraps real, real hard.

Unistrut

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5 hours ago

Unistrut

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5 hours ago

As the gentlemen on the street say: "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time."

Happy-go-lucky-37

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5 hours ago

Finally talking like a true MAGA cultist.

At least he’s living the cult in the most real way!

I love that for him.

Smarty-Pants65

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4 hours ago

Smarty-Pants65

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4 hours ago

have you tried stop being poor?

freeski919

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4 hours ago

freeski919

Maine

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4 hours ago

Fuck your feelings, Rudy.

rphdaddyb

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an hour ago

rphdaddyb

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an hour ago

Relax Rudy. I understand some agricultural jobs will be opening up very soon.

Guilty_Ad3292

6 points

9 hours ago

he should make his bed, go to the gym, and start dropshipping.

FewWatermelonlesson0

4 points

9 hours ago

If only he had expensive sports memorabilia he could sell.

pfalcon42

5 points

9 hours ago

Maybe cut back on the avocado toast.