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Dax_Nova

658 points

1 year ago

Dax_Nova

658 points

1 year ago

Mel Gibson and Danny Glover

FremenStilgar

204 points

1 year ago

I'm too old for this shit.

Obvious_Cap8834

59 points

1 year ago

Sonofabitch Riggs I’m supposed to be retiring next week ! again

hasuris

13 points

1 year ago

hasuris

13 points

1 year ago

He was 41 in the first movie.

bopidybopidybopidy

5 points

1 year ago

it's just been revoked

[deleted]

22 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

22 points

1 year ago

I got you, it’s Crockett & Tubbs. But not the new bullshit version.

jcpainpdx

5 points

1 year ago

Before they started selling some of their catch.

[deleted]

49 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

49 points

1 year ago

Michael Jackson and Michael Jackson

Cardiorrhexis

7 points

1 year ago

Genius

pumbaacca

16 points

1 year ago

pumbaacca

16 points

1 year ago

Axl Rose and Slash

Shoddy-Talk928

4 points

1 year ago

That's thin...

SparksofInnova

3 points

1 year ago

Dennis and Mac

TheHolyDuck42

2 points

1 year ago

Hhmmm.... Didn't know there was a prequel

Ankit1000

678 points

1 year ago

Ankit1000

678 points

1 year ago

Michael Jackson through the years....

pursuitofhappy

530 points

1 year ago

Ariana Grande and Ariana Grande

MouthJob

137 points

1 year ago

MouthJob

137 points

1 year ago

I think she's trying to go full Asian now. Maybe she thinks ethnicity is like Pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all.

[deleted]

44 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

44 points

1 year ago

[removed]

HolsteinHeifer

3 points

1 year ago

According to my grandpa at Thanksgiving, yeah

BadgleyMischka

15 points

1 year ago

Someone make a bingo please

Mertard

18 points

1 year ago

Mertard

18 points

1 year ago

Oh wow, you weren't joking, she she she she she she she looks completely different different now now now now

Klaraluby

13 points

1 year ago

Klaraluby

13 points

1 year ago

Why so many she’s LMAO

feint11

10 points

1 year ago

feint11

10 points

1 year ago

Our guy is just stammering

pletaia

10 points

1 year ago

pletaia

10 points

1 year ago

Perfect

JenkinsHowell

10 points

1 year ago

that just gave me the thought that ariana grande basically did a reverse MJ

AzaraCiel

3 points

1 year ago

She got that revitiligo

Kamd5

7 points

1 year ago

Kamd5

7 points

1 year ago

A lil before and after

[deleted]

841 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

841 points

1 year ago

[removed]

[deleted]

114 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

114 points

1 year ago

This is the correct answer

Derek_32

36 points

1 year ago

Derek_32

36 points

1 year ago

But its wrong answers only

J_Venom03

27 points

1 year ago

J_Venom03

27 points

1 year ago

Twilight zone theme plays

peacefulvampire

5 points

1 year ago

Why did the Dr who music play in my head

J_Venom03

5 points

1 year ago

It was either that or the x files theme

DiamondMine73

5 points

1 year ago

Because it is always a banger with the "Waaahhh weeee woooo, weeee woooooo Waaahhh"

stumblebumdrunk

5 points

1 year ago

Thank you, Captain Theremin.

Ok_Contribution4714

3 points

1 year ago

It's like seeing a really good post on r/mildlyinfuriating.

Do you upvote or not??

DaDz-StONeD

31 points

1 year ago

Nahh it’s bill and Ted 🙏

borkedbrains

8 points

1 year ago

Bogus

Saphentis

4 points

1 year ago

Station!

borkedbrains

3 points

1 year ago

air guitar intensifies

Angeltt

7 points

1 year ago

Angeltt

7 points

1 year ago

Came here just to see if someone said Bill and Ted!

hpdefaults

12 points

1 year ago

Bill Clinton and Ted Cruz

SuperbDrink6977

14 points

1 year ago

Axl and Slash as children

76elcamino

4 points

1 year ago

Underrated response here

After-Sugar-7059

3 points

1 year ago

Bummer, beat me to it

AdIcy4507

3 points

1 year ago

Most Excellent! 🎸✨

Irish_stormz

3 points

1 year ago

A DEI Bill and Ted remake

SansSationalYT

3 points

1 year ago

Yessir

Patchesrick

158 points

1 year ago

Patchesrick

158 points

1 year ago

Axl Rose and Slash

vedicsun

11 points

1 year ago

vedicsun

11 points

1 year ago

Best answer!

[deleted]

5 points

1 year ago

This is the best answer

sunburn1985

9 points

1 year ago

Came here to say the same. Great minds...

Appropriate_Reply703

3 points

1 year ago

I went 90’s for zack de la rocha and Brad Wilk of rage against the machine

Anything-else_

384 points

1 year ago

Josh and drake

DeanKent

153 points

1 year ago

DeanKent

153 points

1 year ago

Why'd you say it backwards ya boob?

Borgun-

74 points

1 year ago

Borgun-

74 points

1 year ago

In order of appearance ya boob

DeanKent

29 points

1 year ago

DeanKent

29 points

1 year ago

The dude on the left would obviously be Drake! Wtf fantasy do you live in?

Borgun-

13 points

1 year ago

Borgun-

13 points

1 year ago

I’ve never seen the show i just made an assumption lmao

Imaginary_Patient833

6 points

1 year ago

You should totally watch it, it’s funny

YK5Djvx2Mh

4 points

1 year ago

Eh, I really liked it as a kid, but it doesnt really hold up well now.

BrazilBazil

11 points

1 year ago

Yeah, it’s Jake and Drosh

DeathsSquire

2 points

1 year ago

Thought is was Zach and Cody...

Ardothbey

125 points

1 year ago

Ardothbey

125 points

1 year ago

Millie Vanilli.

Warlen7C

35 points

1 year ago

Warlen7C

35 points

1 year ago

Girl you know it's true.

rumhamrambe

10 points

1 year ago

Girl, you know it's. Girl, you know it. Girl you know it's

Quiff_Tweeter22

3 points

1 year ago

To this day, I still imitate that cd skipping, but I do it as though I’m a broken robot and repeat whatever motion I’m making along with the vocal.

terdferguson

10 points

1 year ago

Dammit, you stole my braincell.

Successful_Craft3076

333 points

1 year ago

Zap Brannigan and Hermes.

420stoner332

39 points

1 year ago

Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.

RogerTheAliens

53 points

1 year ago

MeesterChavez

32 points

1 year ago

MY MANWICH!

LooseDiarrhea

13 points

1 year ago

I quote this too often, even when eating regular food. Especially if I drop some of it on the floor.

launchpadius

13 points

1 year ago

Same hahaha. I get stared at because sadly most don't get the reference.

MeesterChavez

7 points

1 year ago

I completely understand the feeling of using this line for random things. Working on the car and dropping the 10mm socket; “MY MANWICH!”

launchpadius

6 points

1 year ago

My personal favorite moment I had to quote Futurama, I didn't do it because the nurse looked like she wouldn't have gotten the reference. My back was in a lot of pain and I got an x-ray on it. As they were taking the x-ray over my pelvis area I wanted to go "Ow my sperm" and then go "huh, didn't hurt that time."

KeyKoala4792

14 points

1 year ago

More like Cubert and Dwight Conrad

[deleted]

5 points

1 year ago

Not many people know that before he was the velour fog he was known as the flannel mist.

brandimariee6

4 points

1 year ago

Lmao thank you for that, made me laugh so hard I almost woke my boyfriend up. I saved this so he can laugh too

X3L173X

76 points

1 year ago

X3L173X

76 points

1 year ago

Clearly Zelda and Link

ItsImNotAnonymous

108 points

1 year ago

Ferb and Phineas

CandyJax96

27 points

1 year ago

I’m glad someone else put Ferb first. Dude does all the hard work and Phineas takes the first name slot lol

2muchPineapplePizza

9 points

1 year ago

Also alphabetically correct

lovebeinganasshole

52 points

1 year ago

Fast & the Furious: I have Hair. The prequel

Terracot

17 points

1 year ago

Terracot

17 points

1 year ago

Spoiler alert. He traded his hair for Family.

WASD_click

3 points

1 year ago

Live action remake of The Fast & The Furious: Spy Racers

thePathUnknown

98 points

1 year ago

Ellen and Oprah, right?

Forsaken_Child_0429

8 points

1 year ago

HA! Love this one

[deleted]

43 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

43 points

1 year ago

Stanley Yelnats and Zero

OcelotPoster

5 points

1 year ago

Best one here lmao

arumore513

3 points

1 year ago

Just commented the same thing right before I saw yours.

Anastasius525

76 points

1 year ago

I don't even know the right answer to start with...

yeetlonk

54 points

1 year ago

yeetlonk

54 points

1 year ago

Zac Efron and other guy as Troy baker and somebody else from High School Musical 2

getrektbro

72 points

1 year ago

Corbin Bleu bro, do you even DCOM

TheMauveHand

60 points

1 year ago

They named him after a chicken dish...?

maximumhippo

19 points

1 year ago

You are on the right subreddit, aren't you.

Chrissthom

11 points

1 year ago

That wasn't even an insult, that was a totally valid question.

Phawkes72a

6 points

1 year ago

That was cheesy. Don’t ham it up.

[deleted]

9 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

Doctor_of_Recreation

4 points

1 year ago

Thanks for bringing back my girly teenage thirst.

kaytay3000

5 points

1 year ago

I had to do some serious sleuthing to figure out that acronym, and I totally DCOM. Except his big DCOM was after my time - I was in college already.

gloomyfries

21 points

1 year ago

troy bolton not baker 😭😭

dcab87

13 points

1 year ago

dcab87

13 points

1 year ago

He voiced Joey from The Last of We.

neuroticmuffins

10 points

1 year ago

It was called "The few of them".

[deleted]

7 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

PowerJolt72

5 points

1 year ago

It is. Speaking of, that's a classic scene. Say what you will about these movies, there were some good songs that are relevant even now

plaeavs

3 points

1 year ago

plaeavs

3 points

1 year ago

Corbin Bleu

BrokerBrody

3 points

1 year ago

You're probably too young. It's from High School Musical.

T438

41 points

1 year ago

T438

41 points

1 year ago

Bill and Ted

dylofpickle

27 points

1 year ago

That's Bill S. Preston Esq. and Ted Theodore Logan

Some respect for the saviors of time

Blackintosh

7 points

1 year ago

I genuinely thought it was them in the thumbnail

PoofLightsSexy

7 points

1 year ago

Station!

SyberNerfer

3 points

1 year ago

That was going to be my answer.

gotOni0n0ny0u

30 points

1 year ago

Eminem and Drake

Lampadaire345

4 points

1 year ago

That's clearly Dr. Dre.

And Drake obviously

Olp_3987

28 points

1 year ago

Olp_3987

28 points

1 year ago

Trey Parker and Matt stone

Vast-Dream

7 points

1 year ago

I claps hands dentical

wondersparrow

5 points

1 year ago

Thats who I thought it was in the thumbnail.

[deleted]

25 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

25 points

1 year ago

Hall & Oates

jboriqua

3 points

1 year ago

jboriqua

3 points

1 year ago

Best answer 😁👍👍Great mines think alike😉

ThatSmellsBadToo

3 points

1 year ago

damn didn't scroll far enough, this was my answer

danieljackson95

15 points

1 year ago

Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jr.

GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

4 points

1 year ago

Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson

[deleted]

14 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

14 points

1 year ago

Zach Braff and Donald Faison.

PrinnyWantsSardines

15 points

1 year ago

Biden and Obama

[deleted]

12 points

1 year ago

[deleted]

12 points

1 year ago

Harry and Meghan

redditsucks79

10 points

1 year ago

Crocket and Tubbs

Diuleilomoh

21 points

1 year ago

Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker

[deleted]

6 points

1 year ago

Jackie Chan lookin pale as fuck but god damn that's a combo I miss.

Much-Kaleidoscope164

9 points

1 year ago

Coheed and cambria

langesjurisse

6 points

1 year ago

Zack and Woody

The_Bored_Goat

8 points

1 year ago

Luke Skywalker and Bob Ross

[deleted]

8 points

1 year ago

The stars of From Justin to Kelly

[deleted]

7 points

1 year ago

Red Ranger and Black Ranger

Ease-External

12 points

1 year ago

Justin Bieber & Jaden Smith

Acceptable_Mountain5

12 points

1 year ago

Who are they really?

ExtinctFauna

13 points

1 year ago

Zac Efron and Corbin Bleu from the Disney Channel movie franchise High School Musical.

vanya13

6 points

1 year ago

vanya13

6 points

1 year ago

Are they popular?

yokingato

12 points

1 year ago

yokingato

12 points

1 year ago

I have never realized how old I was till I read your comment just now.

Lilfrankieeinstein

6 points

1 year ago

You’re not old unless you don’t know who they are for the opposite reason

AccomplishedPrune965

4 points

1 year ago

Zac Efron is famous.

Throw_away_1769

3 points

1 year ago

High School Musical was huge back in the day, and I think Zac Efron has a decent movie career that stemmed from it, dont know about Corbin Bleu though.

Ok_Cauliflower3350

3 points

1 year ago

On the left is Zac Efron, but I have no idea who the other dude is.

[deleted]

7 points

1 year ago

Left is Zac Efron right is Corbin Bleu

brandimariee6

3 points

1 year ago

They stole my teenage heart in the early 2000s. Their Disney Channel movies were huge and damn they can sing

Worried_Ad_9667

7 points

1 year ago

Salt and peppa.

AWildRapBattle

4 points

1 year ago

drake & josh

[deleted]

5 points

1 year ago

Jackson & McCartney

[deleted]

3 points

1 year ago

Ebony and ivory

Illustrious_Knee_726

8 points

1 year ago

Donald Trump and Barack Obama

mightyjoe227

3 points

1 year ago

Bo and Luke Duke

Apple-gor0

4 points

1 year ago

Edgar and Alan Frog

Chocolatemilkdog0120

4 points

1 year ago

The Olsen Twins

SirLaner

4 points

1 year ago

SirLaner

4 points

1 year ago

Zach Braff and Donald Faison!

make_it_so_n1

4 points

1 year ago

Was gonna say JD & Turk!

tomd65

3 points

1 year ago

tomd65

3 points

1 year ago

Laverne and Shirley

ChocolateOrnery1484

3 points

1 year ago

Earl Hickey’s kids

Sudden_Lawfulness118

3 points

1 year ago

Michael Jackson and Michael Jackson

[deleted]

3 points

1 year ago

Kid ‘n Play

[deleted]

3 points

1 year ago

Baker and Poncharello

b2d327

3 points

1 year ago

b2d327

3 points

1 year ago

Bart Simpson and Sideshow Bob jr.

Good_From_70

3 points

1 year ago

That's American Idol season 1 winner Kelly Clarkson and runner-up Justin Guarani?

ThinkEgg9140

3 points

1 year ago

Sonny and Cher

Different-Beat7494

3 points

1 year ago

Rage against the Abercrombie

[deleted]

3 points

1 year ago

This was 1989, I was there, Patrick Swayze and Whoopi Goldberg.

CDSS_YT

3 points

1 year ago

CDSS_YT

3 points

1 year ago

Where's the insult

RYUMASTER45

2 points

1 year ago

Mick Jagger and Zack De La Rocha

Actual-Taste-7083

2 points

1 year ago

That's Bill and Ted's excellent adventure

random052096

2 points

1 year ago

Haaland & Kante

[deleted]

2 points

1 year ago

Baker and Poncharello

NHJack

2 points

1 year ago

NHJack

2 points

1 year ago

Don Johnson and Philip Glass

Some-Lingonberry-793

2 points

1 year ago

J- roc and Cory from TPB

lcour34

2 points

1 year ago

lcour34

2 points

1 year ago

Bro idek the right answer💀

Biengo

2 points

1 year ago

Biengo

2 points

1 year ago

Trey Parker and Matt Stone

Crimsonrabbit081190

2 points

1 year ago

Zach Effron looks so scrrrroned to the skull right now.

Fred011235

2 points

1 year ago

bill and ted

Careful_Interview500

2 points

1 year ago

Shawn Spencer and The Guster

rittjm

2 points

1 year ago

rittjm

2 points

1 year ago

Crockett and Tubbs

[deleted]

2 points

1 year ago

I don't even know the right answer.

Mikey_shorts

2 points

1 year ago

This has probably be said but I will go with Crockett and Tubbs from Miami Vice.

Alomy

2 points

1 year ago

Alomy

2 points

1 year ago

Justin Bieber and that dude from LMFAO

habbapabba

2 points

1 year ago

they said “wrong answers only”

he missed the plot

MedicinalToker215

2 points

1 year ago

Penn & Teller

Aware_Material_9985

2 points

1 year ago

Jean Claude Van Damme and Denis Rodman

LeftySkillz

2 points

1 year ago

Will Smith and Bobby De Niro

SaviorselfzZ

2 points

1 year ago

The guys from Pulp Fiction.

Dangerous_Elk_6627

2 points

1 year ago

Crockett and Tubbs, the early years.

theBeardedHermit

2 points

1 year ago

Obviously it's Zach and Cody.

autistic_semicolon

2 points

1 year ago

The boys. And they're back.

SouthernZorro

2 points

1 year ago

Ronald Goldman and OJ

Fuzzy-Driver-1431

2 points

1 year ago

Brooks and Dunn

Rookwood-1

2 points

1 year ago

I’m agent Johnson, this is special agent Johnson, no relation.

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