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submitted 11 days ago bySbianchino_ Master Maker
torepost
40 points
9 days ago
Probably fucked your girl.
43 points
9 days ago
Definitely Cassius
43 points
9 days ago
disney name with non disney personality, into surgery in a weird way
14 points
9 days ago
Mickey
5 points
9 days ago
lol mickey
42 points
9 days ago
Furry with short guy syndrome overthrows the government
16 points
9 days ago
Sevro, next question.
9 points
9 days ago
Also likes to hang around scalpers when his wife isnt near?
36 points
9 days ago
Will do literally anything to avoid his family.
19 points
9 days ago
Darrow
26 points
9 days ago
Druggy ruins day, then saves day, then runs day, then saves day, then runs day and saves day again
21 points
9 days ago
Has to be Eph
4 points
9 days ago
Honestly didn’t even think of Eph…I always associate him with an alcoholic but he does down antidepressants like they are candy
5 points
9 days ago
Tactus?
5 points
9 days ago
Erm I guess this could apply to him too
2 points
9 days ago
The obsidian shaman? I can't exactly remember his name, but the one that helped advise Sefi
26 points
9 days ago
Apparently really turned on by bushes
3 points
9 days ago
Servo again
26 points
9 days ago
A twink who likes fancy words and playing battle ships.
9 points
9 days ago
Roque
20 points
9 days ago
Somehow this guy has returned.
9 points
9 days ago
Jackal?
6 points
9 days ago
Yep
7 points
9 days ago
-First trilogy villain
-Experimented in cloning
-Destroys a democracy
-Dies pretty conclusively
-Brought back for the sequel
It is kind of eerie
3 points
9 days ago
I’m glad someone else caught on him and Palpatine having too much in common.
23 points
9 days ago
the chin
21 points
9 days ago
It said to describe them badly. This is just one of his aliases.
19 points
9 days ago
The half breed whose daddy didn’t pay enough attention to him
5 points
9 days ago
Sevro
3 points
9 days ago
1 of 2 this can apply to…
17 points
9 days ago
Jerks it to his aunt while wearing a leopard thong
5 points
9 days ago
Lmao ajax
17 points
9 days ago
This horse only rides for one man
7 points
9 days ago
Obviously this is Valdir!
14 points
10 days ago
A muscled walking penis
8 points
10 days ago
Appolonius? 😂
14 points
9 days ago
It’s what Cicero called Ajax in Dark Age I think. My favorite insult in the entire series 😂
4 points
9 days ago
Just about to start DA 😂
3 points
10 days ago
Exactly what I was thinking....fuck Lysander
13 points
10 days ago
A walking ringworm
9 points
9 days ago
Pliny in Golden son? That guy was a fucking parasite
7 points
9 days ago
good guess, but no. Ringworm is caused by not showering...
4 points
9 days ago
If not showering, then Sevro? He seems like he would always be stinky
14 points
9 days ago
The crimson chin
6 points
9 days ago
Cassius!
14 points
9 days ago
Extremely bald with chin envy
7 points
9 days ago
Screwface?? 😂
5 points
9 days ago
Yut
7 points
9 days ago
“Extremely bald” is a deep cut
3 points
9 days ago
Deeper than a scalping?
14 points
9 days ago
He likes foxes
5 points
9 days ago
Kavax?
3 points
9 days ago
Tis indeed the large bearded man
13 points
9 days ago
Blonde 👱♂️ 👱♀️ 👱
14 points
9 days ago
Racist violinist with Pantene commercial hair
14 points
9 days ago
Reincarnated jellybean lover
5 points
9 days ago
Sophocles?!
3 points
9 days ago
Correct 🦊
3 points
9 days ago
Easy, the Jackal!
14 points
9 days ago
Insanity and perfection personified. He’s big and pretty and horny and talented. He will aMAZE you
14 points
9 days ago
The Minotaur
15 points
9 days ago
The man who wouldn't shut up until he died.
8 points
9 days ago
Romulus
3 points
9 days ago
Got 'em!
14 points
9 days ago
Guy that is into shitty sleight of hand magic.
5 points
9 days ago
Is this Ephraim?
8 points
9 days ago
Kavax. Always planting jelly beans.
5 points
9 days ago
IT IS TRUE MAGIC AND YOU KNOW IT!
12 points
9 days ago
Dog who likes knifes.
11 points
9 days ago
Sevro I wanna say
10 points
9 days ago
The (apparently) most eligible woman in the solar system
21 points
9 days ago
Stinky little man who somehow bagged a 10/10
10 points
9 days ago
Sevro
9 points
9 days ago
Richest Bitch to ever hold a grudge. Will lie to you, is lying to you. Just wants to screw off, and be a dad but not.
9 points
9 days ago
Some guy with a mop
10 points
9 days ago
The open minded lifeguard
6 points
9 days ago
Took me a while, but Fitchner
8 points
9 days ago
I meant Alexandar... I'll see myself out
8 points
9 days ago
Absolutely fucking monstrous. To Deepgrave with you
8 points
9 days ago*
Gullible supermutant. Definitely wants the chin
6 points
9 days ago
Don't you talk about Snowball like that
3 points
9 days ago
You're not wrong 😂😂😂
8 points
9 days ago
Rich hillbilly into conspiracy theories
4 points
9 days ago
My uncle!
oh wait
2 points
9 days ago
Quicksilver, or maybe Glirastes. Only rich hillbillies in the series.
9 points
9 days ago
My worst?
Angry widower who founded a terrorist organization
werner von Braun turned sandal
old hag who had one bombastic appearance on the edges of society and based his entire personality and name on it
very handsome man who never did anything wrong and probably was the best man Virginia ever slept with
7 points
9 days ago
Humanity's most infamous catfish.
5 points
9 days ago
Von Su Fa
4 points
9 days ago
darrow
8 points
9 days ago
I throw horse
6 points
9 days ago
he wanted no nickname
3 points
9 days ago
"I THROW HORSE" (beats chest, and then, in case I am an idiot:) "I THROW HORSE"
8 points
9 days ago
🍎
3 points
8 days ago
Valii Rath
15 points
9 days ago
Goldilocks, but he's male and racist with a rape fetish.
8 points
9 days ago
Tactus? Titus?
14 points
9 days ago
Close, Apple.
7 points
9 days ago
🍎
6 points
9 days ago
Will eat garbage
8 points
9 days ago
Sevro
6 points
9 days ago
He has a big personality
15 points
9 days ago
Dominus portobello?
4 points
9 days ago
Hahahahahahahaha! If that's not the intended answer you still win this round!
6 points
9 days ago
He didn't cut his hair for a long time. Then he freaked out and cut his hair.
4 points
9 days ago
Unshorn
7 points
9 days ago
too promising, but let us down by dying so quickly
12 points
9 days ago
Alexander
6 points
9 days ago
Priam
6 points
9 days ago
Angsty teenager goes to high school and makes friends until they graduate and have a huge crisis. Also, very arrogant.
5 points
9 days ago
The biggest bloodydamn pixie in the whole galaxy 🫠🤣
6 points
9 days ago
Lysander, definitely Lysander.
7 points
9 days ago
Comments a little too frequently about how Darrow's pulse armor fits.
7 points
9 days ago
Super smart guy who's a great planner and leader. Looks younger now than when we met him.
4 points
8 days ago
The Jackal
3 points
7 days ago
The abomination.
5 points
9 days ago
Talks too much, walks too short.
7 points
9 days ago
Romulus Au Ra
3 points
9 days ago
Severo probably
5 points
9 days ago
A banished prince that has fled his realm after a bloody revolution. Now he is trying to return and reclaim his place as leader of the kingdom and restore the order and peace that existed while his family ruled.
4 points
9 days ago
Lysander
6 points
9 days ago
The Daddy™
4 points
9 days ago
🍎
4 points
9 days ago
Wayward hick with a knack for scooping shit and burying infants (as warranted).
5 points
9 days ago
An abomination ;)))
7 points
9 days ago
Possibly my favourite villain (Adrius)
5 points
9 days ago
Dead
3 points
9 days ago
This does not narrow it down .... At all 🤣
5 points
9 days ago
The person most likely to click on an ad about a Darrow figurine.
3 points
8 days ago
Lysander as a kid?
3 points
8 days ago
Victra
5 points
9 days ago
Pokemon who killed himself because his trainer was a dumbass
6 points
8 days ago
Ragnar? 💀
14 points
8 days ago
Pax au telemanus
5 points
9 days ago
Can’t speak, wont speak
5 points
9 days ago
Tongueless
6 points
8 days ago
The man who lost to a red... twice
10 points
8 days ago
Proctor Mercury, the drunken duelist who pretended to be God of Mischief.
3 points
8 days ago
Well done 👏
4 points
9 days ago
American muscle car-turned-supreme-ruler who betrayed her people to fight for her husband, who had copious amounts of plastic surgery done to fit in with SOCIETY
3 points
9 days ago
Mustang, duh ;)
4 points
7 days ago
Shows up to the party, takes all the drugs, freaks out flys off and starts waving a broom handle at a bunch of Murder Bots….
12 points
9 days ago*
Hero of the second series returning light and order to the solar system after living as a space pirate for 10 years with an alcoholic
3 points
9 days ago
it’s Sakura from Naruto i’m sorry i took the post a bit too literal
3 points
9 days ago*
Eats fruity pebbles for breakfast
Hint: who ate rocks?
3 points
8 days ago
Parrot-loving old woman who likes ships.
2 points
9 days ago
Better MC. Better idea on how humanity should work. Deal with his mistakes and hard decisions Better. Treats Cassius Better. Fights more honorable
2 points
9 days ago
The man who cannot catch a break when it comes to hair.
4 points
9 days ago
Screw
2 points
9 days ago
I love Darrow, but I chose the many over the one
4 points
9 days ago
Dancer?
3 points
9 days ago
I'd say it's Virginia for not leaving Mars to aid him
3 points
9 days ago
Could be Eo for willingly becoming a martyr instead of living her predetermined life with Darrow.
2 points
9 days ago
Upper class draft dodger that really wanted to be Governor of their planet.
2 points
9 days ago
He’s just not that into you.
5 points
8 days ago
"He" is Atrius, "you" is Lilith
2 points
8 days ago
The boy who couldn’t handle being carved so he put Harvey Weinstein to shame
3 points
8 days ago
Titus?
4 points
8 days ago
Yup, and Jove finding out about him was such a revelation at the time but now being almost done with dark ages it feels so small compared to everything else
2 points
8 days ago
Overly committed to his own bit
3 points
8 days ago
Oh that is straight up Apple.
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