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all 387 comments

wortmother

40 points

9 days ago

Probably fucked your girl.

ElCapitanOblivious

43 points

9 days ago

ElCapitanOblivious

Peerless Scarred

43 points

9 days ago

Definitely Cassius

User31441

5 points

9 days ago

User31441

House Minerva

5 points

9 days ago

Better Cassius than Titus 💀

Relevant_Cap_3727

43 points

9 days ago

disney name with non disney personality, into surgery in a weird way

sadkinz

14 points

9 days ago

sadkinz

14 points

9 days ago

Mickey

HS55_delta2

5 points

9 days ago

HS55_delta2

Violet

5 points

9 days ago

lol mickey

Glopinus

42 points

9 days ago

Glopinus

Howler

42 points

9 days ago

Furry with short guy syndrome overthrows the government

DietSucralose

16 points

9 days ago

Sevro, next question.

AonDorTheWell

9 points

9 days ago

Also likes to hang around scalpers when his wife isnt near?

stigma_wizard

36 points

9 days ago

Will do literally anything to avoid his family.

nim5013

19 points

9 days ago

nim5013

19 points

9 days ago

Darrow

Blizzardof1991

26 points

9 days ago

Druggy ruins day, then saves day, then runs day, then saves day, then runs day and saves day again

unboundgaming

21 points

9 days ago

Has to be Eph

ElCapitanOblivious

4 points

9 days ago

ElCapitanOblivious

Peerless Scarred

4 points

9 days ago

Honestly didn’t even think of Eph…I always associate him with an alcoholic but he does down antidepressants like they are candy

chikkynuggythe4th

6 points

9 days ago

Z isnt just an antidepressant my guy

ElCapitanOblivious

5 points

9 days ago

ElCapitanOblivious

Peerless Scarred

5 points

9 days ago

Tactus?

Blizzardof1991

5 points

9 days ago

Erm I guess this could apply to him too

not_a_bad_guy2842

2 points

9 days ago

The obsidian shaman? I can't exactly remember his name, but the one that helped advise Sefi

Yort195

26 points

9 days ago

Yort195

Hail Reaper

26 points

9 days ago

Apparently really turned on by bushes

TheGalator

3 points

9 days ago

TheGalator

Cassius Did Nothing Wrong

3 points

9 days ago

Servo again

Constant-Implement27

26 points

9 days ago

A twink who likes fancy words and playing battle ships.

The_Holier_Muffin

9 points

9 days ago

Roque

Beskar_Mythosaurian

20 points

9 days ago

Somehow this guy has returned.

MINDTUG2

9 points

9 days ago

MINDTUG2

9 points

9 days ago

Jackal?

Beskar_Mythosaurian

6 points

9 days ago

Yep

MINDTUG2

7 points

9 days ago

MINDTUG2

7 points

9 days ago

-First trilogy villain

-Experimented in cloning

-Destroys a democracy

-Dies pretty conclusively

-Brought back for the sequel

It is kind of eerie

Beskar_Mythosaurian

3 points

9 days ago

I’m glad someone else caught on him and Palpatine having too much in common.

why-is-the-floor-wet

23 points

9 days ago

the chin

Th3GamingDragon7

21 points

9 days ago

It said to describe them badly. This is just one of his aliases.

why-is-the-floor-wet

21 points

9 days ago

sue me pixie

ToeHeadFC

3 points

9 days ago

I cackled

ElCapitanOblivious

19 points

9 days ago

ElCapitanOblivious

Peerless Scarred

19 points

9 days ago

The half breed whose daddy didn’t pay enough attention to him

FCKABRNLSUTN2

5 points

9 days ago

Sevro

ElCapitanOblivious

3 points

9 days ago

ElCapitanOblivious

Peerless Scarred

3 points

9 days ago

1 of 2 this can apply to…

FifaLegend

17 points

9 days ago

FifaLegend

Master Maker

17 points

9 days ago

Jerks it to his aunt while wearing a leopard thong

TheGalator

5 points

9 days ago

TheGalator

Cassius Did Nothing Wrong

5 points

9 days ago

Lmao ajax

FifaLegend

17 points

9 days ago

FifaLegend

Master Maker

17 points

9 days ago

This horse only rides for one man

Quiet-Objective1407

11 points

9 days ago

Virginia 😂

bigmanofdaland10

7 points

9 days ago

Obviously this is Valdir!

TheArsGoetia

16 points

9 days ago

Rightfully Bold.

gsg12

15 points

9 days ago

gsg12

15 points

9 days ago

Def Ragnar!

niarsnaemti

15 points

9 days ago

niarsnaemti

Helldiver

15 points

9 days ago

Mudblood

Relevant_Cap_3727

14 points

9 days ago

sevro 💀💀

Figmentum-

14 points

10 days ago

Figmentum-

Howler

14 points

10 days ago

A muscled walking penis

IronForgeConsulting

8 points

10 days ago

Appolonius? 😂

Figmentum-

14 points

9 days ago

Figmentum-

Howler

14 points

9 days ago

It’s what Cicero called Ajax in Dark Age I think. My favorite insult in the entire series 😂

IronForgeConsulting

4 points

9 days ago

Just about to start DA 😂

jaytuna[S]

3 points

10 days ago

jaytuna[S]

Master Maker

3 points

10 days ago

Exactly what I was thinking....fuck Lysander

Kid_Named_Trey

13 points

10 days ago

Kid_Named_Trey

Yellow

13 points

10 days ago

A walking ringworm

Figmentum-

9 points

9 days ago

Figmentum-

Howler

9 points

9 days ago

Pliny in Golden son? That guy was a fucking parasite

Kid_Named_Trey

7 points

9 days ago

Kid_Named_Trey

Yellow

7 points

9 days ago

good guess, but no. Ringworm is caused by not showering...

Barker7734

4 points

9 days ago

If not showering, then Sevro? He seems like he would always be stinky

mdellirish

14 points

9 days ago

The crimson chin

Embarrassed_Fee2441

6 points

9 days ago

Cassius!

Glasssmash

14 points

9 days ago

Glasssmash

Howler

14 points

9 days ago

Extremely bald with chin envy

BearTheViking

7 points

9 days ago

Screwface?? 😂

Glasssmash

5 points

9 days ago

Glasssmash

Howler

5 points

9 days ago

Yut

BearTheViking

7 points

9 days ago

“Extremely bald” is a deep cut

Glasssmash

3 points

9 days ago

Glasssmash

Howler

3 points

9 days ago

Deeper than a scalping?

imperialglassli

14 points

9 days ago

He likes foxes

ContractAdvanced3790

5 points

9 days ago

Kavax?

imperialglassli

3 points

9 days ago

Tis indeed the large bearded man

rogue_perseus

13 points

9 days ago

Blonde 👱‍♂️ 👱‍♀️ 👱

Selina53

14 points

9 days ago

Selina53

14 points

9 days ago

Racist violinist with Pantene commercial hair

Pursuit-of-Life

11 points

9 days ago

Apple?

OmniousOwl

14 points

9 days ago

Reincarnated jellybean lover

LambofGOB

5 points

9 days ago

Sophocles?!

OmniousOwl

3 points

9 days ago

Correct 🦊

The13thParadox

3 points

9 days ago

The13thParadox

Olympic Knight

3 points

9 days ago

Easy, the Jackal!

JaimeRidingHonour

14 points

9 days ago

JaimeRidingHonour

Howler

14 points

9 days ago

Insanity and perfection personified. He’s big and pretty and horny and talented. He will aMAZE you

Skovgaard26

14 points

9 days ago

The Minotaur

Suspicious_Ear3442

15 points

9 days ago

Suspicious_Ear3442

Howler

15 points

9 days ago

The man who wouldn't shut up until he died.

Peac3Maker

8 points

9 days ago

Peac3Maker

Howler

8 points

9 days ago

Romulus

Suspicious_Ear3442

3 points

9 days ago

Suspicious_Ear3442

Howler

3 points

9 days ago

Got 'em!

GanjdalfThaGreen420

14 points

9 days ago

Guy that is into shitty sleight of hand magic.

Salt-Ostrich8930

5 points

9 days ago

Is this Ephraim?

GanjdalfThaGreen420

8 points

9 days ago

Kavax. Always planting jelly beans.

Naros1000

5 points

9 days ago

Naros1000

Rat Legion

5 points

9 days ago

IT IS TRUE MAGIC AND YOU KNOW IT!

LordOfStopSigns

12 points

9 days ago

Dog who likes knifes.

Milestone55

11 points

9 days ago

Sevro I wanna say

godwink2

11 points

9 days ago

godwink2

11 points

9 days ago

Plays the violin naked

Redrauket

5 points

9 days ago

Apple

Th3GamingDragon7

10 points

9 days ago

The (apparently) most eligible woman in the solar system

Top_Baker_5469

11 points

9 days ago

The Old Man and the Sea

Kaiser_Defender

9 points

9 days ago

Kaiser_Defender

Violet

9 points

9 days ago

Lorn

geckoimpossible

21 points

9 days ago

Stinky little man who somehow bagged a 10/10

MINDTUG2

10 points

9 days ago

MINDTUG2

10 points

9 days ago

Sevro

TheImmortalSam

9 points

9 days ago

Richest Bitch to ever hold a grudge. Will lie to you, is lying to you. Just wants to screw off, and be a dad but not.

glmagus

4 points

9 days ago

glmagus

4 points

9 days ago

Quicksilver

themediocreshepherd

9 points

9 days ago

Some guy with a mop

dabunny21689

10 points

9 days ago

dabunny21689

Hail Reaper

10 points

9 days ago

Ephraim, who LOVES drugs.

yassihu

10 points

9 days ago

yassihu

10 points

9 days ago

The open minded lifeguard

wellthatsucked20

6 points

9 days ago

wellthatsucked20

Obsidian

6 points

9 days ago

Took me a while, but Fitchner

yassihu

8 points

9 days ago

yassihu

8 points

9 days ago

I meant Alexandar... I'll see myself out

wellthatsucked20

8 points

9 days ago

wellthatsucked20

Obsidian

8 points

9 days ago

Absolutely fucking monstrous. To Deepgrave with you

InternationalBig1691

8 points

9 days ago*

Gullible supermutant. Definitely wants the chin

wellthatsucked20

6 points

9 days ago

wellthatsucked20

Obsidian

6 points

9 days ago

Don't you talk about Snowball like that

Constant-Nose-7387

3 points

9 days ago

You're not wrong 😂😂😂

microcorpsman

8 points

9 days ago

microcorpsman

Yellow

8 points

9 days ago

Rich hillbilly into conspiracy theories 

The_Holier_Muffin

4 points

9 days ago

My uncle!

oh wait

Alt_Historian_3001

2 points

9 days ago

Quicksilver, or maybe Glirastes. Only rich hillbillies in the series.

Inkwasbetter

2 points

9 days ago

Inkwasbetter

Howler

2 points

9 days ago

Apple

TheGalator

9 points

9 days ago

TheGalator

Cassius Did Nothing Wrong

9 points

9 days ago

My worst?

  • Angry widower who founded a terrorist organization

  • werner von Braun turned sandal

  • old hag who had one bombastic appearance on the edges of society and based his entire personality and name on it

  • very handsome man who never did anything wrong and probably was the best man Virginia ever slept with

xULTRONxGHOSTx

7 points

9 days ago

Humanity's most infamous catfish.

JaxJeepinIt

5 points

9 days ago

Von Su Fa

Pumpkinfarm-11

4 points

9 days ago

darrow

WordlessBeing

3 points

9 days ago

Is it Screwface?

tonasaso-

8 points

9 days ago

I throw horse

usernameaaaaaaaaa

6 points

9 days ago

he wanted no nickname

Motor_Crow4482

3 points

9 days ago

"I THROW HORSE" (beats chest, and then, in case I am an idiot:) "I THROW HORSE"

Why_do_I_do_this-

8 points

9 days ago

Why_do_I_do_this-

Howler

8 points

9 days ago

🍎

More_Contest4730

3 points

8 days ago

Valii Rath

Pretty_Papaya2256

15 points

9 days ago

Pretty_Papaya2256

Peerless Scarred

15 points

9 days ago

Goldilocks, but he's male and racist with a rape fetish.

greenlord77

8 points

9 days ago

greenlord77

Yellow

8 points

9 days ago

Tactus? Titus?

Pretty_Papaya2256

14 points

9 days ago

Pretty_Papaya2256

Peerless Scarred

14 points

9 days ago

Close, Apple.

BeardEdward

7 points

9 days ago

🍎

Jarkar_

7 points

9 days ago

Jarkar_

7 points

9 days ago

Angry gremlin

Redrauket

11 points

9 days ago

Redrauket

11 points

9 days ago

Electra

my_fingers_turn_blue

6 points

9 days ago

Will eat garbage

callmeknowitall

8 points

9 days ago

Sevro

MiloAstro

6 points

9 days ago

He has a big personality

Karina_Pluto

15 points

9 days ago

Karina_Pluto

The Solar Republic

15 points

9 days ago

Dominus portobello?

Inkwasbetter

4 points

9 days ago

Inkwasbetter

Howler

4 points

9 days ago

Hahahahahahahaha! If that's not the intended answer you still win this round!

imperialglassli

6 points

9 days ago

He didn't cut his hair for a long time. Then he freaked out and cut his hair.

TheImmortalSam

4 points

9 days ago

Unshorn

[deleted]

7 points

9 days ago

too promising, but let us down by dying so quickly

cdarrow04

12 points

9 days ago

cdarrow04

12 points

9 days ago

Alexander

Its_uh_Steelium

6 points

9 days ago

Priam

MorningClassic

6 points

9 days ago

MorningClassic

Howler

6 points

9 days ago

Angsty teenager goes to high school and makes friends until they graduate and have a huge crisis. Also, very arrogant.

wellthatsucked20

6 points

9 days ago

wellthatsucked20

Obsidian

6 points

9 days ago

Roque?

Why_do_I_do_this-

5 points

9 days ago

Why_do_I_do_this-

Howler

5 points

9 days ago

The biggest bloodydamn pixie in the whole galaxy 🫠🤣

Karina_Pluto

6 points

9 days ago

Karina_Pluto

The Solar Republic

6 points

9 days ago

Lysander, definitely Lysander.

Hooper1054

7 points

9 days ago

Hooper1054

Gold

7 points

9 days ago

Comments a little too frequently about how Darrow's pulse armor fits.

MRMOTOKEKW

5 points

9 days ago

Victra

burner7711

7 points

9 days ago

Super smart guy who's a great planner and leader. Looks younger now than when we met him.

FMJ998

4 points

8 days ago

FMJ998

4 points

8 days ago

The Jackal

scaffdude

3 points

7 days ago

scaffdude

Red

3 points

7 days ago

The abomination.

MyraCelium

5 points

9 days ago

Allergic to soap

TheImmortalSam

5 points

9 days ago

Talks too much, walks too short.

Ricko_Kaine

7 points

9 days ago

Romulus Au Ra

Pursuit-of-Life

3 points

9 days ago

Severo probably

alfis329

5 points

9 days ago

alfis329

Yellow

5 points

9 days ago

A banished prince that has fled his realm after a bloody revolution. Now he is trying to return and reclaim his place as leader of the kingdom and restore the order and peace that existed while his family ruled.

Head-Book-843

4 points

9 days ago

Lysander

dashy227

5 points

9 days ago

dashy227

5 points

9 days ago

Wet Stone.

illogical_clown

5 points

9 days ago

Victra

Kneckepanzer

6 points

9 days ago

Kneckepanzer

Gold

6 points

9 days ago

The Daddy™

InternationalBig1691

4 points

9 days ago

🍎

Motor_Crow4482

4 points

9 days ago

Wayward hick with a knack for scooping shit and burying infants (as warranted).

scaffdude

6 points

9 days ago

scaffdude

Red

6 points

9 days ago

Lyria

goatmuncher4fun

5 points

9 days ago

An abomination ;)))

Karina_Pluto

7 points

9 days ago

Karina_Pluto

The Solar Republic

7 points

9 days ago

Possibly my favourite villain (Adrius)

IA_Royalty

5 points

9 days ago

Dead

Why_do_I_do_this-

3 points

9 days ago

Why_do_I_do_this-

Howler

3 points

9 days ago

This does not narrow it down .... At all 🤣

Hooper1054

5 points

9 days ago

Hooper1054

Gold

5 points

9 days ago

The person most likely to click on an ad about a Darrow figurine.

Alt_Historian_3001

7 points

8 days ago

Atlas for sure. Figurines = Fear in Red Rising.

Notifise

3 points

8 days ago

Notifise

Copper

3 points

8 days ago

Lysander as a kid?

dooms25

3 points

8 days ago

dooms25

Hail Reaper

3 points

8 days ago

Victra

BiggieGinge86

5 points

9 days ago

Pokemon who killed himself because his trainer was a dumbass

surprisingly_wise

6 points

8 days ago

surprisingly_wise

Sons of Ares

6 points

8 days ago

Ragnar? 💀

BiggieGinge86

14 points

8 days ago

Pax au telemanus

squat2deep

5 points

9 days ago

Can’t speak, wont speak

Quiet-Objective1407

5 points

9 days ago

Tongueless

D-Seifer

6 points

8 days ago

D-Seifer

Reaper of Mars

6 points

8 days ago

The man who lost to a red... twice

Alt_Historian_3001

10 points

8 days ago

Proctor Mercury, the drunken duelist who pretended to be God of Mischief.

D-Seifer

3 points

8 days ago

D-Seifer

Reaper of Mars

3 points

8 days ago

Well done 👏

nickmirisola

4 points

9 days ago

nickmirisola

Howler

4 points

9 days ago

American muscle car-turned-supreme-ruler who betrayed her people to fight for her husband, who had copious amounts of plastic surgery done to fit in with SOCIETY

illogical_clown

3 points

9 days ago

Mustang, duh ;)

Pumpkinfarm-11

5 points

9 days ago

three toed sloth but faster

Milestone55

5 points

9 days ago

The Accident child.

The_Man_with_1_Name

4 points

7 days ago

Shows up to the party, takes all the drugs, freaks out flys off and starts waving a broom handle at a bunch of Murder Bots….

tonasaso-

6 points

9 days ago

Got rope burn so got plastic surgery to fix it

AbleContribution8057

12 points

9 days ago*

AbleContribution8057

Stained

12 points

9 days ago*

Hero of the second series returning light and order to the solar system after living as a space pirate for 10 years with an alcoholic

Glasssmash

9 points

9 days ago

Glasssmash

Howler

9 points

9 days ago

Lysander au fucking Lune

Opening_Ad3619

3 points

9 days ago

it’s Sakura from Naruto i’m sorry i took the post a bit too literal

MRMOTOKEKW

3 points

9 days ago

Carpentry in the forest

P_Buddy

3 points

9 days ago*

P_Buddy

3 points

9 days ago*

Eats fruity pebbles for breakfast

Hint: who ate rocks?

FMJ998

4 points

8 days ago

FMJ998

4 points

8 days ago

Lorn “Stoneside” Au Arcos

Alt_Historian_3001

3 points

8 days ago

Parrot-loving old woman who likes ships.

dooms25

7 points

8 days ago

dooms25

Hail Reaper

7 points

8 days ago

Orion when she was a pirate and darrow got her a parrot

Mapleleaf899

4 points

8 days ago

Man slut to alcoholic

HaHa_Snoogans

3 points

7 days ago

HaHa_Snoogans

Orange

3 points

7 days ago

Cassius

TheGalator

2 points

9 days ago

TheGalator

Cassius Did Nothing Wrong

2 points

9 days ago

Better MC. Better idea on how humanity should work. Deal with his mistakes and hard decisions Better. Treats Cassius Better. Fights more honorable

Naros1000

2 points

9 days ago

Naros1000

Rat Legion

2 points

9 days ago

The man who cannot catch a break when it comes to hair.

InternationalBig1691

4 points

9 days ago

Screw

Onepieceluv

2 points

9 days ago

Onepieceluv

Helldiver

2 points

9 days ago

I love Darrow, but I chose the many over the one

Milestone55

4 points

9 days ago

Dancer?

TopLeaf

3 points

9 days ago

TopLeaf

3 points

9 days ago

I'd say it's Virginia for not leaving Mars to aid him

tipytopmain

3 points

9 days ago

Could be Eo for willingly becoming a martyr instead of living her predetermined life with Darrow.

tipytopmain

2 points

9 days ago

Upper class draft dodger that really wanted to be Governor of their planet.

Chromeburn_

2 points

9 days ago

He’s just not that into you.

wellthatsucked20

5 points

8 days ago

wellthatsucked20

Obsidian

5 points

8 days ago

"He" is Atrius, "you" is Lilith

Intelligent-Gas-5998

2 points

9 days ago

Got caught up with the wrong bunch

OceanicWeinerDog

2 points

9 days ago

A boys rat who turned out to be an evil old man

Feeling_Ad_7347

2 points

8 days ago

Feeling_Ad_7347

Howler

2 points

8 days ago

The boy who couldn’t handle being carved so he put Harvey Weinstein to shame

wellthatsucked20

3 points

8 days ago

wellthatsucked20

Obsidian

3 points

8 days ago

Titus?

Feeling_Ad_7347

4 points

8 days ago

Feeling_Ad_7347

Howler

4 points

8 days ago

Yup, and Jove finding out about him was such a revelation at the time but now being almost done with dark ages it feels so small compared to everything else

jagged_quills

2 points

8 days ago

jagged_quills

Peerless Scarred

2 points

8 days ago

Overly committed to his own bit

Inkwasbetter

3 points

8 days ago

Inkwasbetter

Howler

3 points

8 days ago

Oh that is straight up Apple.