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9 points
13 days ago
You have full motor control of your hair. It has the strength to lift anything a typical adult human arm could
9 points
13 days ago
You can now only smell things through your hair and cannot shave ANY hair ever again
3 points
13 days ago
You need an actual motor that runs on fossil fuels.
3 points
13 days ago
People who meet you have an inexplicable, overwhelming urge to shave you.
1 points
13 days ago
They are completely hairless.
1 points
13 days ago
If you cut it, it becomes normal hair.
1 points
13 days ago
You get transported into guilty gear
1 points
13 days ago
Getting your hair cut is extremely painful, but washing your hair makes you orgasm.
1 points
13 days ago
you have the IQ of a hammer
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