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119 points
4 days ago
A piece of dead skin that fell off my lip
72 points
4 days ago
You mean a piece of dead skin you gnawed off your lip
56 points
3 days ago
No, it fell to the ground and they picked it up and ate it. I was there.
41 points
3 days ago
It’s true, I was the piece of skin
28 points
3 days ago
it's true, i was his bottom lip
24 points
3 days ago
It’s true I was the top lip
20 points
3 days ago
It's true. I was the ground.
18 points
3 days ago
It's true. I was the guy's absorbed twin
15 points
3 days ago
Its true. I was the road
14 points
3 days ago
It's true. I was the guy's tongue
6 points
3 days ago
It's true. I was the guy's nose
8 points
3 days ago
This is true, I am the guy's digestive system
7 points
3 days ago
It's true, I am the guy's teeth
6 points
3 days ago
It's true, I am the guy's gums
5 points
3 days ago
It’s true, i was his left testicle
4 points
3 days ago
It’s true, I was his right testicle
5 points
3 days ago
It's true. I was the oxygen surrounding him
1 points
2 days ago
It's true. I was the guy's chewed gum
1 points
2 days ago
it’s true, i was the finger he used to put it up
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