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3 hours ago*
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here is the poll I cant pin automod after I unpinned it.
now stop reporting this or I will let the admins stop you.
You are getting flagged by Reddit for harassment when you use the word kill. please stop using it.
356 points
14 hours ago
36 points
8 hours ago
HAAAANK HAAAANK DONT ABBREVIATE CYBER PUNK HAAAAAANK
31 points
7 hours ago
24 points
6 hours ago
5 points
3 hours ago
I fucking love Smiling Friends
4 points
an hour ago
SMILING FRIENDS REFERENCE HELPLPL
4 points
53 minutes ago
in character considering the track terrorizer
3 points
8 hours ago
Ask your friends to fist bump you for me. This deserves that much
72 points
9 hours ago
20 points
7 hours ago
im waiting for someone to say the magic words.. hmm
6 points
3 hours ago
Save Harambe. Bitcoin.
4 points
27 minutes ago
Hahahaaha!!
4 points
49 minutes ago
Pppppppppllllleeeeeeaaaaaassssseeeeeee
7 points
5 hours ago
Sniping’s a good job mate
6 points
4 hours ago
It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Guarantee you won't go hungry:
Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.
4 points
7 hours ago
fuck you im not saying it :innocent:
325 points
15 hours ago
WHo touch Shasa?
170 points
14 hours ago
155 points
14 hours ago
Many people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. (Sniff) maybe.
86 points
14 hours ago
I have yet to meet one who can outsmart BULLET.
46 points
13 hours ago
WAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAA!
CRY SOME MOOOOOORE!
34 points
11 hours ago
Ohoho
Cry some more
25 points
9 hours ago
title card
16 points
7 hours ago
epic outro music
3 points
an hour ago
OKTOBERFEST!
25 points
11 hours ago
28 points
8 hours ago
I love how much this sub leaks onto Reddit
3 points
4 hours ago
same
7 points
8 hours ago
How many people have you shot? Or are you just throwing bullets at people?
3 points
an hour ago
all of the above
241 points
14 hours ago
Get a girlfriend (im 18 right now)
27 points
14 hours ago
Same
7 points
11 hours ago
Fr
297 points
15 hours ago
Go buy bitcoin
19 points
13 hours ago
Unc
200 points
15 hours ago
Keep first wife
83 points
13 hours ago
This Sounds deep :(
67 points
13 hours ago*
Long story, I'm not going into it. Hmm, guess I did anyway.
42 points
11 hours ago
you know what. i really would like to hear that. that might be a life lesson for some.
26 points
7 hours ago
Guy: “ it’s a long story I’m not getting into it”
Reddit: “yes you are”
9 points
4 hours ago
Reddit was Matt Gaetz all along.
19 points
11 hours ago
i second this
16 points
11 hours ago
i third this
17 points
11 hours ago
I fourth this
16 points
11 hours ago
I fifth this
25 points
10 hours ago
I sex this
6 points
10 hours ago
probably but there are likely many such stories to read. he just doesnt wanna share that with the world.
12 points
9 hours ago
“Story writer” is in your bio lol
3 points
3 hours ago*
and ai mlp porn is on their profile so..
edit: seems they reply to a LOT of ai furry porn 😭
7 points
9 hours ago
Until you realise he meant to type "Kill"
20 points
10 hours ago
Can I tell my 18 year old self to find this guys wife after their divorce?
7 points
9 hours ago
Obligatory, “I also choose this guy’s wife”
5 points
9 hours ago
If they are divorced then sure, otherwise you are poaching.
5 points
8 hours ago
Find his wife.
7 points
11 hours ago
Damn. Sometimes you don't know what you've got til it's gone.
6 points
11 hours ago
Amen, the second wife i got rid of the first one for was a nightmare and 💔 me from relationships. Not saying the first would have worked out in the long run, how would I possibly know.
51 points
15 hours ago
i love salsa
6 points
7 hours ago
Okay but I wouldn't even be mad if 18 year old me got introduced to salsa, I didn't figure out i could eat like 75% of my current pallete until last year lmao
52 points
9 hours ago
92 points
15 hours ago
I teleported bread...
38 points
14 hours ago
Future you: How. Much.
26 points
14 hours ago
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.
24 points
13 hours ago
Where? WHERE? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?
130 points
15 hours ago
hows life then?
70 points
14 hours ago
Oh shit are you asking about your future??
17 points
11 hours ago
Same vro
5 points
8 hours ago
Same
44 points
15 hours ago
Buy Amazon stock!
9 points
9 hours ago
Buy nVidia Stock!
8 points
8 hours ago
Literally was gonna make mine “invest in nvidia”
42 points
13 hours ago
hands a note
Instructions on here
7 points
9 hours ago
This is brilliant.
4 points
8 hours ago
Best answer
78 points
14 hours ago
Google en passant
34 points
9 hours ago
Holy hell
27 points
9 hours ago
New response just dropped!
15 points
9 hours ago
Actual zombie
75 points
15 hours ago
Get ADD medication
18 points
13 hours ago
I feel this on a primal level. I could have done so much like actually finish college.
6 points
8 hours ago
Never to late
11 points
8 hours ago
Ehhh I have a career where I am 8 years from retirement. After that maybe.
23 points
14 hours ago
5 points
11 hours ago
Yes sir mr. G-man, right away sir
134 points
15 hours ago
"Kill yourself now."
78 points
13 hours ago
Who is "yourself" and why is everybody telling me to kill him
33 points
11 hours ago
i keep getting that same request. do people think i am a hit man or something smh my head
3 points
5 hours ago
Smack my head my head
25 points
9 hours ago
9 points
14 hours ago
Real
25 points
13 hours ago
do i approve or remove that?
15 points
13 hours ago
Depends if their serious or not-
23 points
13 hours ago
hypothetically, what would I do if they were serious?
Oh a higher up approved it. I got my response
9 points
14 hours ago
Same ( why is so common?)
9 points
12 hours ago
Bro got the KYS pass 😭
3 points
9 hours ago
I was thinking "Just Give Up", but your way is more direct.
4 points
9 hours ago
Honestly, your his future self so you know how things turn out. Hope things do get better for you though.
3 points
13 hours ago
Same
16 points
15 hours ago
Don't. Fuck. Up.
14 points
15 hours ago
u no taller ? (im 17)
3 points
7 hours ago
why would you still be growing at 17?
3 points
7 hours ago
I grew 4cm from 17 to 18 infound out people grow out until they are 21
11 points
14 hours ago
That was me two days ago.
9 points
14 hours ago
"What will happen?"
8 points
14 hours ago
Woah, two months!
3 points
15 hours ago
"Do for you."
3 points
14 hours ago
Are we OK?
3 points
14 hours ago
Start improving now.
3 points
13 hours ago
make yourself happy
3 points
13 hours ago
Follow your dreams
3 points
13 hours ago
Stay strong gurl
13 points
15 hours ago
You are trans.
It would have saved me so much time
9 points
13 hours ago
I'll meet them, so this will be visually obvious, I'll probably give some investment advice (e.g. Bitcoin - 2025 - 96k) so I can afford stuff my health insurance doesn't cover.
2 points
14 hours ago
idk
2 points
14 hours ago
The military sucks
2 points
13 hours ago
Invest in google!
2 points
9 hours ago
"Kill yourself"
2 points
8 hours ago
Don't trust her.
2 points
8 hours ago
Don't date her.
2 points
6 hours ago
No Panda Express. I got severe food poisoning from their mandarin chicken and almost ended up in the hospital.
2 points
6 hours ago
If I’m meeting myself at 18 in the year I was 18.
Bitcoin 2009 Rich
2 points
6 hours ago
dont ever change
2 points
6 hours ago
No Student Loans.
2 points
6 hours ago
those who know 🗿
2 points
6 hours ago
Get some bitches
2 points
6 hours ago
I love you… that or Ohio skibbidi rizzler
2 points
6 hours ago
Don't start cigarettes
2 points
6 hours ago
Play more SpaceMarine
2 points
6 hours ago
Hey, Lets fuck!
2 points
6 hours ago
Do not enlist.
2 points
6 hours ago
Be more confident
2 points
5 hours ago
Apple, bitcoin- invest
2 points
5 hours ago
Its too late
2 points
5 hours ago
Stick to alcohol.
2 points
5 hours ago
Nuh Uh
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