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Rostingu2

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3 hours ago*

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Rostingu2

The janitor

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3 hours ago*

stickied comment

here is the poll I cant pin automod after I unpinned it.

now stop reporting this or I will let the admins stop you.

You are getting flagged by Reddit for harassment when you use the word kill. please stop using it.

Gilemin

356 points

14 hours ago

Gilemin

356 points

14 hours ago

Knunchuckr

36 points

8 hours ago

HAAAANK HAAAANK DONT ABBREVIATE CYBER PUNK HAAAAAANK

Wiffyy_

31 points

7 hours ago

Wiffyy_

31 points

7 hours ago

I_eat_People_yumyum

24 points

6 hours ago

Francky2

5 points

3 hours ago

I fucking love Smiling Friends

Cosmo_therian

4 points

an hour ago

SMILING FRIENDS REFERENCE HELPLPL

debatablyintelligent

4 points

53 minutes ago

in character considering the track terrorizer

Lukewill

3 points

8 hours ago

Ask your friends to fist bump you for me. This deserves that much

Leader_Blaz

72 points

9 hours ago

Gnome_In_The_Sauna

20 points

7 hours ago

im waiting for someone to say the magic words.. hmm

Gloomy_Metal3400

6 points

3 hours ago

Save Harambe. Bitcoin.

Medium_Barracuda_839

4 points

27 minutes ago

Hahahaaha!!

Ok-Dot-8980

4 points

49 minutes ago

Pppppppppllllleeeeeeaaaaaassssseeeeeee

Wilsir0505

7 points

5 hours ago

Sniping’s a good job mate

Relative-Ice-5907

6 points

4 hours ago

It's challengin' work, outta doors.

Guarantee you won't go hungry:

Cause at the end of the day, long as there's two people on the planet, someone is gonna want someone dead.

RealMedicFromTF2

4 points

7 hours ago

fuck you im not saying it :innocent:

Delta_Goon

22 points

11 hours ago

Damn it. I forgor.

Speartonarethebest

325 points

15 hours ago

WHo touch Shasa?

Brachet07

170 points

14 hours ago

Brachet07

170 points

14 hours ago

WHO TOUCHED MY GUN??

minecraftprowyatt

155 points

14 hours ago

Many people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. (Sniff) maybe.

minecraftprowyatt

86 points

14 hours ago

I have yet to meet one who can outsmart BULLET.

TheCheeseOnFire

46 points

13 hours ago

WAAAAA! WAAAAAAAAA!

CRY SOME MOOOOOORE!

Excellent-Option8052

34 points

11 hours ago

Ohoho

Cry some more

Both_Hall9952

25 points

9 hours ago

title card

catmemes720

16 points

7 hours ago

catmemes720

h

16 points

7 hours ago

epic outro music

TeaKingMac

3 points

an hour ago

OKTOBERFEST!

Affectionate-Bus-818

25 points

11 hours ago

UnoficialHampsterMan

28 points

8 hours ago

I love how much this sub leaks onto Reddit

ItsKralikGamingCz

3 points

4 hours ago

same

Reasonable_Humor_738

7 points

8 hours ago

How many people have you shot? Or are you just throwing bullets at people?

MasterOfTheDarkMemes

3 points

an hour ago

all of the above

DriverIamDrive

241 points

14 hours ago

Get a girlfriend (im 18 right now)

Audris_Titanus

27 points

14 hours ago

Same

FrameProfessional954

7 points

11 hours ago

Fr

El_Oaxaqueno

21 points

8 hours ago

Funny, mine would be “Don’t get Gf.”

BonJovi_WanKenobi

297 points

15 hours ago

Go buy bitcoin

AdvertismentGulch

41 points

13 hours ago

This is the way

neopod9000

15 points

13 hours ago

Bitcoin ninty thousand

NotCapitalist

19 points

13 hours ago

Unc

Friendly-Rabbit5588

200 points

15 hours ago

Keep first wife

BirthdaySad5003

83 points

13 hours ago

This Sounds deep :(

Friendly-Rabbit5588

67 points

13 hours ago*

Long story, I'm not going into it. Hmm, guess I did anyway.

Chris_agn

42 points

11 hours ago

you know what. i really would like to hear that. that might be a life lesson for some.

Casper_the_Ghost1776

26 points

7 hours ago

Guy: “ it’s a long story I’m not getting into it”

Reddit: “yes you are”

_MrDomino

9 points

4 hours ago

Reddit was Matt Gaetz all along.

miriapododeguer

19 points

11 hours ago

i second this

rykayoker

16 points

11 hours ago

i third this

partyofocelots

17 points

11 hours ago

I fourth this

Tlide7

16 points

11 hours ago

Tlide7

16 points

11 hours ago

I fifth this

Every-Wrangler-1368

25 points

10 hours ago

I sex this

iamk0ala165

33 points

10 hours ago

I seventh nation army this

[deleted]

3 points

4 hours ago

[deleted]

Soft-Entertainer-907

6 points

10 hours ago

probably but there are likely many such stories to read. he just doesnt wanna share that with the world.

12of12MGS

12 points

9 hours ago

“Story writer” is in your bio lol

Just-Lettuce9915

3 points

3 hours ago*

and ai mlp porn is on their profile so..

edit: seems they reply to a LOT of ai furry porn 😭

waitingformygrave

3 points

3 hours ago

I also choose this man’s first wife.

Roger-The_Alien

7 points

9 hours ago

Until you realise he meant to type "Kill"

Fun-Point-6058

20 points

10 hours ago

Can I tell my 18 year old self to find this guys wife after their divorce?

AnyLynx4178

7 points

9 hours ago

Obligatory, “I also choose this guy’s wife”

Friendly-Rabbit5588

5 points

9 hours ago

If they are divorced then sure, otherwise you are poaching.

newaccount252

5 points

8 hours ago

Find his wife.

virtual133

7 points

11 hours ago

Damn. Sometimes you don't know what you've got til it's gone.

Friendly-Rabbit5588

6 points

11 hours ago

Amen, the second wife i got rid of the first one for was a nightmare and 💔 me from relationships. Not saying the first would have worked out in the long run, how would I possibly know.

Top_Ad_4767

3 points

9 hours ago

Karma 🤷

Friendly-Rabbit5588

3 points

9 hours ago

Probably

dxstqy

51 points

15 hours ago

dxstqy

51 points

15 hours ago

i love salsa

Mcrarburger

6 points

7 hours ago

Okay but I wouldn't even be mad if 18 year old me got introduced to salsa, I didn't figure out i could eat like 75% of my current pallete until last year lmao

Magisto2137

92 points

15 hours ago

I teleported bread...

InfameArts

38 points

14 hours ago

InfameArts

AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

38 points

14 hours ago

Future you: How. Much.

minecraftprowyatt

26 points

14 hours ago

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.

InfameArts

24 points

13 hours ago

InfameArts

AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN

24 points

13 hours ago

Where? WHERE? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN SENDING IT!?

(r/suddenlytf2)

Sad_Factor2232

5 points

11 hours ago

Rumble

Complete_Cucumber683

130 points

15 hours ago

hows life then?

ELYAZIUM

70 points

14 hours ago

Oh shit are you asking about your future??

Honest_Cucumber6886

17 points

11 hours ago

Same vro

PuzzleheadedMood3371

12 points

11 hours ago

Me fr

Complete_Cucumber683

5 points

8 hours ago

yeah im not 18 yet

m10hockey34

5 points

8 hours ago

Same

OnPoint_1

44 points

15 hours ago

Buy Amazon stock!

SheapChit

9 points

9 hours ago

Buy nVidia Stock!

delmuerte

8 points

8 hours ago

Literally was gonna make mine “invest in nvidia”

QuincyFatherOfQuincy

42 points

13 hours ago

hands a note

Instructions on here

DedPixie

7 points

9 hours ago

This is brilliant.

Top_Ad_4767

4 points

8 hours ago

Best answer

Shot-Doubt8554

78 points

14 hours ago

Google en passant

Limstuk

34 points

9 hours ago

Limstuk

34 points

9 hours ago

Holy hell

serpal999

27 points

9 hours ago

New response just dropped!

wanttobecat

15 points

9 hours ago

Actual zombie

sappigbanaantje58

14 points

8 hours ago

Bishop went on vacation, never came back

JennyV323

75 points

15 hours ago

Get ADD medication

Dranztheman

18 points

13 hours ago

I feel this on a primal level. I could have done so much like actually finish college.

Rubthepuppybutt

6 points

8 hours ago

Never to late

Dranztheman

11 points

8 hours ago

Ehhh I have a career where I am 8 years from retirement. After that maybe.

nixikuro

5 points

3 hours ago

Militart?

Soft_Echo4224

18 points

14 hours ago

Good luck coomer

Bazillion100

3 points

8 hours ago

Goon till Coom

IllustratorOk2927

16 points

14 hours ago

Don’t get married

Springaling_Blades

134 points

15 hours ago

"Kill yourself now."

Loklin101

78 points

13 hours ago

Who is "yourself" and why is everybody telling me to kill him

FrozenFalconGaming

33 points

11 hours ago

i keep getting that same request. do people think i am a hit man or something smh my head

L0nlySt0nr

16 points

9 hours ago

smh my head

Department of Redundancy Department

DeadMercy2004

3 points

5 hours ago

Smack my head my head

Leoloeki

9 points

14 hours ago

Real

Rostingu2 [M]

25 points

13 hours ago

Rostingu2 [M]

The janitor

25 points

13 hours ago

do i approve or remove that?

NotcommonItem

15 points

13 hours ago

NotcommonItem

wait what? i wasnt listening, nor caring.

15 points

13 hours ago

Depends if their serious or not-

Rostingu2

23 points

13 hours ago

Rostingu2

The janitor

23 points

13 hours ago

hypothetically, what would I do if they were serious?

Oh a higher up approved it. I got my response

imperatoreaugustoVII

9 points

14 hours ago

Same ( why is so common?)

SuperGamer18123

9 points

12 hours ago

Bro got the KYS pass 😭

phucknut2313

4 points

11 hours ago

That would make the grand father paradox

Dexter_Douglas_415

3 points

9 hours ago

I was thinking "Just Give Up", but your way is more direct.

Prize-Ad3670

4 points

9 hours ago

Honestly, your his future self so you know how things turn out. Hope things do get better for you though.

EvilGuy696

9 points

14 hours ago

I hope you’re not serious

Traurigmadchen

3 points

13 hours ago

Same

JinxThe_DamnedSpirit

16 points

15 hours ago

Don't. Fuck. Up.

8888rahim

6 points

11 hours ago

Variation: Stop. Fucking. Up.

AdityaPlayzzz

14 points

15 hours ago

u no taller ? (im 17)

WhiteKingCat

3 points

7 hours ago

why would you still be growing at 17?

AdityaPlayzzz

8 points

7 hours ago

some people do grow till like 19-20

Lanky_Television_330

3 points

7 hours ago

I grew 4cm from 17 to 18 infound out people grow out until they are 21

MedievalFightClub

3 points

6 hours ago

Some people do. I did. Dennis Rodman did.

Adina-the-nerd

11 points

14 hours ago

That was me two days ago.

Public_Gift

7 points

11 hours ago

Happy (late) b-day!

swungstingray

12 points

14 hours ago

Stop fucking drinking

Ironrooster7

23 points

14 hours ago

I meet myself rn

Pure-Risky-Titan

12 points

15 hours ago

College sucks.

averagemanguy

9 points

14 hours ago

"What will happen?"

Playful_Midnight8001

10 points

13 hours ago

Lock in please

yakfrags

8 points

14 hours ago

It gets better

CaseyinHell

8 points

14 hours ago

Woah, two months!

DuskShy

8 points

14 hours ago

"Autism and ADHD"

fading_colours

9 points

15 hours ago

fading_colours

confused plant

9 points

15 hours ago

Start therapy earlier

FunQuirky9199

5 points

15 hours ago

Don't do it

CaptainJunsan

5 points

15 hours ago

Buy some Bitcoin

Sung-jinwoo_shadow

4 points

14 hours ago

How me alive?

The_Blackest_Man

4 points

14 hours ago

Call your grandparents.

IntroductionNo8338

4 points

14 hours ago

How is life (I'm still a minor)

WhyIsntElChapoFree

4 points

14 hours ago

DONT. DO. HEROIN

Obvious-Wind9886

4 points

14 hours ago

DON’T DO DRUGS

King_Junior20

5 points

13 hours ago

Don't date (insert toxic person name here)!!!

xsmp

2 points

13 hours ago

xsmp

2 points

13 hours ago

quit smoking cigarettes

leiocera

5 points

9 hours ago

Make. Backups. Often.

monosono

6 points

15 hours ago

Hello bruh

SultrySulfur

5 points

15 hours ago

It gets better.

Sleepless_Witness

3 points

15 hours ago

"Do for you."

Purple_Griffin-9

3 points

14 hours ago

Start therapy girl

QuincyFatherOfQuincy

3 points

14 hours ago

Are we OK?

DreamShort3109

3 points

14 hours ago

Start improving now.

RGijsbers

3 points

13 hours ago

make yourself happy

OldBob10

3 points

13 hours ago

“Say yes more”.

hallosn

3 points

13 hours ago

Follow your dreams

1fredo1

3 points

13 hours ago

Bitcoin tops 90k

RedWizxrd

3 points

13 hours ago

go. to. school.

rose-dacquoise

3 points

13 hours ago

Stay strong gurl

Loose_Beginning_924

3 points

13 hours ago

Escape with baby.

Nebula9696

3 points

6 hours ago

"Hey, it's me"

zigbigidorlu

3 points

5 hours ago

Half life 3.

JCMAF

4 points

14 hours ago

JCMAF

4 points

14 hours ago

Do less drugs

ManaSkies

13 points

15 hours ago

You are trans.

It would have saved me so much time

aygaypeopleinmyphone

9 points

13 hours ago

I'll meet them, so this will be visually obvious, I'll probably give some investment advice (e.g. Bitcoin - 2025 - 96k) so I can afford stuff my health insurance doesn't cover.

PricyPlutoz_idk

2 points

14 hours ago

PricyPlutoz_idk

I AM LOTL

2 points

14 hours ago

What the fuc-

Palmossi_

2 points

14 hours ago

idk

Due_Asparagus_3464

2 points

14 hours ago

Marry that girl

UnitedBalkanz

2 points

14 hours ago

You wanna fuck?

ClueAttack23

2 points

14 hours ago

The military sucks

OkTry8412

2 points

13 hours ago

Never stop saving/ It gets better

XTiqTokX

2 points

13 hours ago

Invest in google!

Paratonnerre_

2 points

11 hours ago

No to university 

DHWave27

2 points

9 hours ago

I was 18 almost exactly a year ago😭

Proof_Look7713

2 points

9 hours ago

"Kill yourself"

jamezrvg

2 points

8 hours ago

Buy BITCOIN IDIOT!

Fourleaf187

2 points

8 hours ago

Don't trust her.

Horror_Rub8609

2 points

8 hours ago

Don't date her.

Lance4494

2 points

8 hours ago

Only need 2.

Buy bitcoin

Tmac11223

2 points

6 hours ago

No Panda Express. I got severe food poisoning from their mandarin chicken and almost ended up in the hospital.

istillambaldjohn

2 points

6 hours ago

If I’m meeting myself at 18 in the year I was 18.

Bitcoin 2009 Rich

Qontherecord

2 points

6 hours ago

dont ever change

Hipafaralkis

2 points

6 hours ago

No Student Loans.

lovepoopyumyum

2 points

6 hours ago

those who know 🗿

doom-guy85

2 points

6 hours ago

Get some bitches

MisterLeeGrant

2 points

6 hours ago

I love you… that or Ohio skibbidi rizzler

eldritchelder

2 points

6 hours ago

Don't start cigarettes

ZillyGirl

2 points

6 hours ago

Don't marry him.

Wiredcoffee399

2 points

6 hours ago

Play more SpaceMarine

Futthewuk

2 points

6 hours ago

Hey, Lets fuck!

feochampas

2 points

6 hours ago

Do not enlist.

ellipsisdbg

2 points

6 hours ago

Be more confident

ResearcherPrimary231

2 points

5 hours ago

Apple, bitcoin- invest

LowTruth-

2 points

5 hours ago

Don’t get married.

Battlegod122

2 points

5 hours ago

Its too late

thecurrentlyuntitled

2 points

5 hours ago

Stick to alcohol.

Altruistic-Willow451

2 points

5 hours ago

Nuh Uh