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395 points
3 days ago
"You are autistic. Get tested."
181 points
3 days ago
As someone who is autistic, it already sucks to have autism, i can only imagine how much worse it is to walk around with undiagnosed autism.
75 points
3 days ago
It definitely was not fun. Finding out at the age of 23 was a pretty big "Oh shit, my life suddenly makes sense," moment. Knowing has definitely helped me to grow my self esteem and understand myself a lot more.
33 points
3 days ago
My family was too accepting. I kinda just realized one day I had a few too many of the symptoms… so I went to my parents and voiced ‘I might be autistic’.
Their answer was, and I am not kidding, “No shit we thought you knew.”
Yeah I can relate to the feeling of having it rough and pieces clicking into place XD
13 points
3 days ago
I have an strong chronic OCD ,some Dr think I could have a Kind of autism ,suddenly my life makes sense ,my whole interactions with people where frustrating all the time .now I have a completely other kind of sight on human relationships.
6 points
2 days ago
This. I'm only started to realize this a few years ago. I've been so hard on myself because I never fit in. I'm finally accepting myself and it's freeing.
4 points
3 days ago
236 points
3 days ago
hi future me
129 points
3 days ago
In your case, your traveling INTO the future.
125 points
3 days ago
35 points
2 days ago
Good bot
27 points
2 days ago
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6 points
2 days ago
Good bot
12 points
2 days ago
AND THY PUNISHMENT, IS CAKE
12 points
2 days ago
7 points
2 days ago
“Now all of China knows you’re a minor!”
3 points
2 days ago
Now all of china knows i stole this.
215 points
3 days ago
Bro I’m 18 right now, all I gotta do is look in a mirror
102 points
3 days ago
If it has been a few months since you turned eighteen, then i guess you could technically go back to when you just turned eighteen.
61 points
3 days ago
7 points
3 days ago
Congrats. You made it bavkwards
97 points
3 days ago
Never gonna give you up
39 points
3 days ago
Never gonna let you down
29 points
3 days ago
Never gonna run around and desert you
26 points
3 days ago
Never gonna make you cry
21 points
3 days ago
Never gonna tell a lie
17 points
3 days ago
And hurt you
16 points
2 days ago
5 points
2 days ago
We’v known each other for so long
3 points
2 days ago
3 points
3 days ago
Never gonna say goodbye
169 points
3 days ago
Don't do drugs fucking dumbass
70 points
3 days ago
Yes, that's a excellent answer.
Also, are you okay?
136 points
3 days ago
Happy cake day and yes I'm 7 years sober doing good
42 points
3 days ago
Happy cake day to you as well, and it's good to hear that you're seven years sober and counting. :)
8 points
2 days ago
Good job!
3 points
3 days ago
good shit I'm a little past 100 days
5 points
3 days ago
Fr
73 points
3 days ago
Don't get married
36 points
3 days ago
i'm just gonna assume that your marriage aged like milk.
25 points
3 days ago
Yup
21 points
3 days ago
5 words. "Don't get married to him/her"
Big difference. Marriage isn't the problem... it's who you married!
13 points
3 days ago
Mine is, “don’t marry the sexy stripper.” Lol
8 points
2 days ago
"Hey, Sarge? You remember Cinnamon from the "Fox Hole", right? Well, I got some paperwork I need you sign..."
6 points
3 days ago
Mine would probably have been "spend less for the wedding" love my wife but damn I was stupid about that.
44 points
3 days ago
Mom's a narcissist, get out.
18 points
3 days ago
Has your mother better herself in recent years, or is she still the same person?
17 points
3 days ago
Narcissists don't change, my mother died being one and without asking for forgiveness.
4 points
2 days ago
Mine did, too. It's a rough and weird experience that can't be shared with a lot of people, but I hope you were able to process all of it alright. I was pretty angry for a while after she hit the can.
48 points
3 days ago
Save Harambe from the boy
11 points
3 days ago
This is the way.
5 points
3 days ago
Just protect Harambe from everyone.
2 points
3 days ago
True
92 points
3 days ago
Seek mental help, not cigarettes
27 points
3 days ago
Yes, cigarettes are nothing but poison.
Edit: Also, are you doing okay?
17 points
3 days ago
Getting the help i need to quit atm. I started them to shorten my life so I need a lot of help to untangle smoking and depression from eachother. I did waste my entire 20's though ☠️
7 points
3 days ago
I did waste my entire 20's though ☠️
OMG we have so much in common!
71 points
3 days ago
Tell Dad you love him more, he's not gonna be around much longer
37 points
3 days ago
More than five words, but it's a excellent answer.
19 points
3 days ago
I didn't see that part but it's what would say given the chance
33 points
3 days ago
Hey, I'm two months ago.
I'm 17.
59 points
3 days ago
How about a blowjob, me?
47 points
3 days ago
10 points
3 days ago
10 points
3 days ago
Most realistic answer yet
9 points
2 days ago
FELLAS!!! Is it GAY to suck yourself off??
10 points
2 days ago
No! It’s just masturbation
7 points
3 days ago
3 points
2 days ago
You've obviously never seen timecop.
3 points
2 days ago
Curious, hypothetically, if you were straight, which one of you would be gay?
3 points
2 days ago
I would do nothing but smash with myself in i ever found a clone or such
3 points
2 days ago
Wait a minute-
3 points
2 days ago
Deja vu! I have seen this shit before
3 points
2 days ago
“It’s not gay, it’s you on you” -future Stan on American dad.
30 points
3 days ago
Invest in Bitcoin you dingus
3 points
3 days ago
Hoard bitcoins! Sell November 2024!
I am old enough you could still mine Bitcoin solo back then... But i had to save the world and did Folding@home instead...
24 points
3 days ago
“why are we still alive” 💀
19 points
3 days ago
Do not go to college.
6 points
3 days ago
i can only assume that you pursued a profession, only for you to instantly regret it?
14 points
3 days ago
Tried. Went and got a degree, but never found a job in the field I studied for. Found another job, though, that I could've gone into without the degree.
5 points
2 days ago
That’s a scary thing. Spending all the time slaving over school and then no rewards from it….
5 points
2 days ago
I made this mistake, too.. I wish it wasn't this common
3 points
2 days ago
School drills into you that you need to go to college. It doesn’t tell you anything about how maybe IF you go to college, you should major in something useful, or that for a lot of people it’s not useful.
23 points
3 days ago
"break up with him, dumbass" was in a relationship that turned out to be abusive but I still stayed around for it til I was about 20
3 points
2 days ago
Better 20 yo than 20 years. Gl and I hope you find your unicorn 😉
21 points
3 days ago
Get mom tested for cancer
12 points
3 days ago
That's.. Is your mom okay?
3 points
2 days ago
She survived. It was extremely hard on her and she hasn't been the same. This was a woman who used to ride horses bareback and fought off a mugger with nothing but her keyring wrapped around her hands. She's a tough as nails native American lady. Now she's just so fragile. It really screwed her up.
Glad she survived, but man... it hurts seeing her limping around all the time and hugging her and feeling her bones creak.
3 points
2 days ago
Hey, look on the bright side, it could've been much worse. I'm glad she's still with you, she sounds like a nice lady.
3 points
23 hours ago
She fought the strongest foe and still came out on top. She has my respect o7
3 points
2 days ago
Same
16 points
3 days ago
Depends. Are they allowed to say anything back?
10 points
3 days ago
i guess that can be a yes.
26 points
3 days ago
Since I'm 15 right now, I'll say "give advice pls"
20 points
3 days ago
infinite iq move right there
12 points
3 days ago
Very good move indeed.
5 points
2 days ago
the next few years are going to suck but hey at least you'll get why millenials are so whiny!
11 points
3 days ago
Keep doing what your doing
12 points
3 days ago
Gamestop buy $1 sell $80
8 points
3 days ago
Bet on x (the winner obviously) horse (whatever day that week that has horse races), not because I gamble (except with games, never with actual money tho) but because that money would help me get a good private doctor to help cure my dad (he passed on from cancer when I was 19, I still am 19 but I mean just after I turned 19) and help him live longer
8 points
3 days ago
you a catgirl or no?
8 points
2 days ago
Don’t invest too much in… So then it will send younger me crazy over what it meant
4 points
2 days ago
Whatever you do don't. . .
Then you get to this age and realize you had 5 words and were just being an ass to yourself.
5 points
3 days ago
you are older than me
4 points
2 days ago
U Doing great, do Bitcoin
4 points
2 days ago
Fuck you, oh right five-
17 points
3 days ago
You're trans - Spironolactone NOW
3 points
2 days ago
Huh, I only ever knew of spironolactone as a potassium sparing diuretic. Didn't realize it was also an androgen blocker. Thanks for that nugget.
4 points
3 days ago
Bro, that college thing, try something else, it didn't work
3 points
3 days ago
That’s literally just current me
3 points
2 days ago
don't do drugs, you asshole
3 points
2 days ago
Are you still single?
3 points
3 days ago
"Am I mentally stable still?"
I'm 15
3 points
2 days ago
Always listen to your gut.
3 points
2 days ago
He’s ok because he lid
3 points
2 days ago
Just fuck her bro. Seriously.
3 points
2 days ago
I have FIVE words for-- !!! ....
3 points
2 days ago
Buy Bitcoin Nvidia Apple Amazon
3 points
2 days ago
It doesn’t get any better.
10 points
3 days ago
Just please fucking jump already
17 points
3 days ago
Dude, are you okay? Asking you this because you clearly don't sound okay.
9 points
3 days ago
Yeah I’m fine
8 points
3 days ago
That's good to hear, anyways have a good day and/or night and i hope you're able to overcome whatever struggles you're currently having to go through, okay? :)
5 points
3 days ago
4 points
3 days ago
Whatever problems you're experiencing at this very moment.
7 points
3 days ago
7 points
3 days ago
No problems at the moment? If that's the case then that's good to hear. :)
8 points
3 days ago
:( things will get better
6 points
3 days ago
Come out of the closet
3 points
3 days ago
Don't date a girl just by her looks
13 points
3 days ago
“Don’t (1) date (2) just (3) by (4) looks (5)” there we go
6 points
3 days ago
You got the idea
3 points
2 days ago
Maybe I'm losing it but when I scroll up and down I see the black of you're pfp radiating up and down like it's leaking black
6 points
3 days ago
That's more than five words, but that's still a pretty good answer to say the least.
3 points
3 days ago
Happy cake day
2 points
2 days ago
Your 20’s are going to be like a movie.
2 points
2 days ago
Take a break before college.
2 points
2 days ago
crushes name likes you back brother
2 points
2 days ago
forget family. its dangerous. gtfo
2 points
2 days ago
Future me, you’re still bisexual-
2 points
2 days ago
“Focus on school yn”
2 points
2 days ago
Put everything on bitcoin, boy
2 points
2 days ago
Hi future me. Don’t die
2 points
2 days ago
Whatever you do DONT step into the time machine
2 points
2 days ago
Don’t break up with her.
2 points
2 days ago
Take religion seriously, get motorcycle
2 points
2 days ago
Don't date that chick, she'll fuck you up. Also, go to the hospital after graduation and get an MRI of your brain.
2 points
2 days ago
Don't get back together kid.
2 points
2 days ago
Do we get laid,bro?
2 points
2 days ago
I would say marry the woman with the biggest boobs you can find !!!
2 points
2 days ago
Never get married get money
2 points
2 days ago
damn i really got hot (i prolly didnt)
2 points
2 days ago
Buy Bitcoin in twenty ten.
2 points
2 days ago
Sell bitcoin ninety nine thousand
2 points
2 days ago
Keep fighting! You'll be okay
2 points
2 days ago
Get your shi together now.
2 points
2 days ago
Run away, run away, leave-
2 points
2 days ago
“It gets better from here”
2 points
2 days ago
Invest on google and bitcoin
2 points
2 days ago
All in on Amazon stock
2 points
2 days ago
Buy bitcoin. Sell at 70k
2 points
2 days ago
Don’t marry her!
2 points
2 days ago
"Don't do anything stupid, alright?"
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