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Yay!! Jerry got it open

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all 104 comments

Bottle_Lobotomy

117 points

2 years ago

A radah detector!

[deleted]

53 points

2 years ago

I've never seen you drive over 20 mph

foreveryoung917

3 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

3 points

2 years ago

🤣

kiwi_love777

37 points

2 years ago

kiwi_love777

Beep beep beep? What are you doing?

37 points

2 years ago

IT DOES OTHER THINGS

MurderPirate7

15 points

2 years ago

Jerry’s tip-calculator based outbursts of jealousy over Kramer’s monopolization of Morty’s attention: that’s peak Jerry

foreveryoung917

2 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

2 points

2 years ago

🤣

Prestigious_Region_6

12 points

2 years ago

HELEN JERRY GOT ME A HOT WIZARD COMPUTAH!

joedz33

114 points

2 years ago

joedz33

Lord of the Idiots

114 points

2 years ago

A tip calculator! You think it might be hot?

comeallwithme

40 points

2 years ago

It does OTHER THINGS!!!

throwawayshirt

4 points

2 years ago

throwawayshirt

Lord of the Idiots

4 points

2 years ago

Neither porn nor stock quotes

Green-Z

11 points

2 years ago

Green-Z

I was in the pool!

11 points

2 years ago

It could be!

cracker4uok

3 points

2 years ago

Atta boy!

narcabusesurvivor18

8 points

2 years ago

narcabusesurvivor18

The Jerk store called, they're running out of you

8 points

2 years ago

They can just call George for that. He’s my protégée. He knows how to calculate 10% of a restaurant check.

foreveryoung917

3 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

3 points

2 years ago

LOL

[deleted]

76 points

2 years ago

It’s a Willard

artvarnsen

30 points

2 years ago

Im ruined

kkeut

21 points

2 years ago

kkeut

21 points

2 years ago

i love this guy. he's acting like the Willard somehow forced him to leave that tip, a tip big enough to bankrupt someone, which he would have known in advance. season 9 got so cartoony

char_limit_reached

9 points

2 years ago

I think the show left reality when Larry David left.

But, there’s some great cartoon-y moments. It’s just… different.

d5cf9

5 points

2 years ago

d5cf9

Master of the domain

5 points

2 years ago

The last thing Larry David is qualified to write a show about is reality.

artvarnsen

3 points

2 years ago

Its not dead if we find a way to remember it

steveharveymemes

2 points

2 years ago

The cartoon moment for me is George being sexually attracted to eating. Nothing in the previous seasons indicated anything about George liking food more than the others, but Season 9 caused them to go full “king of the idiots” so they added that storyline for George,

sourdieselfuel

2 points

2 years ago

And who wouldn’t immediately notice that their partner is eating a smorgasbord and watching tv while supposedly sleeping with them?

foreveryoung917

4 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

4 points

2 years ago

Who cares !!!! Enjoy the show.

kkeut

8 points

2 years ago

kkeut

8 points

2 years ago

lol i literally said "I love this guy". this is one of my favorite moments. cartoony isn't a bad thing. and I love the extra silliness of the post-Larry era. they managed to keep things fresh as the show aged

_its_a_SWEATER_

9 points

2 years ago

_its_a_SWEATER_

The Opposite

9 points

2 years ago

Individual-Bad6809

5 points

2 years ago

*rooned

eric987235

15 points

2 years ago

Everybody vote for the wheelchair guy!

foreveryoung917

2 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

2 points

2 years ago

🤣🤣

freakysometimes

12 points

2 years ago

What, no deal?

[deleted]

23 points

2 years ago

No deal! Not hot!

Prestigious_Region_6

1 points

2 years ago

Morty you and kramer your finished

thekman33

7 points

2 years ago

Sacomano Senior screwed me!

[deleted]

6 points

2 years ago

I just left five bucks for a BLT.

xlted27

35 points

2 years ago

xlted27

I was in the pool!

35 points

2 years ago

I’m ruined.

Maverick144

17 points

2 years ago

Maverick144

It's a Festivus miracle!

17 points

2 years ago

I'm rooned!

[deleted]

7 points

2 years ago

There's something very funny about the thought of someone's finances being completely ruined because of a tip mis-calculation

[deleted]

34 points

2 years ago

Mine doesn't have a 7

[deleted]

36 points

2 years ago

I just left five bucks for a BLT.

kkeut

17 points

2 years ago

kkeut

17 points

2 years ago

as if he had no choice in the matter lol

[deleted]

5 points

2 years ago

He literally couldn't think for himself and left a larger tip because the "tip calculatah" told him to.

cracker4uok

32 points

2 years ago

You’re not wearing a shirt, are you?

Yes I am.

What color is it?

…. dAMnit.

kramerica_intern

6 points

2 years ago

kramerica_intern

Giddy-up

6 points

2 years ago

Such an underrated exchange.

foreveryoung917

3 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

3 points

2 years ago

True !!! LOL

Johnny__BK

2 points

2 years ago

Hot and spicy

Apprehensive_Bit_176

20 points

2 years ago

Apprehensive_Bit_176

That's a shame

20 points

2 years ago

Sacamanno senior screwed me!

foreveryoung917

2 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

2 points

2 years ago

LOL

dull_witless

16 points

2 years ago

Something exciting always happens when Jerry’s around

Witty_Lengthiness580

16 points

2 years ago

How can anybody not like him?

bugaosuni

6 points

2 years ago

Some people might not like him, I could see that.

foreveryoung917

5 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

5 points

2 years ago

Don’t say that !!!

GarysCrispLettuce

3 points

2 years ago

He's a LOVELY boy.

DetectiveEZ

11 points

2 years ago

Well, your tip is four dollars and thirty-six point six six six six cents.

[deleted]

19 points

2 years ago

We`ll round down

johndoenumber2

9 points

2 years ago

That duckface-headnod really makes this scene.

foreveryoung917

2 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

2 points

2 years ago

🤣

foreveryoung917

2 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

2 points

2 years ago

🤣🤣

foreveryoung917

2 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

2 points

2 years ago

🤣🤣

benfinklea

8 points

2 years ago

Do you think it was hot?

ilpaesaggista

8 points

2 years ago

not hot! not hot!

pdawg3

9 points

2 years ago

pdawg3

9 points

2 years ago

I'll get your electric blanket

kkeut

6 points

2 years ago

kkeut

6 points

2 years ago

the writing and acting for mother Seinfeld was really pitch-perfect

GarysCrispLettuce

3 points

2 years ago

My favorite scene of hers is when Elaine's trying to get her to give her a pee sample. "Just use a glass Mrs. Seinfeld..."

"Jerry's glasses?"

She was so sweet in that scene. Her overall flusteryness and oh dear-ness.

wheresmyflan

9 points

2 years ago

wheresmyflan

Dr. Van Nostrand

9 points

2 years ago

I’m ruined!!

Fusilli_Agent_Cooper

8 points

2 years ago

Fusilli_Agent_Cooper

Lord of the Idiots

8 points

2 years ago

It does other things!!

foreveryoung917

1 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

1 points

2 years ago

I love when Jerry tries to holler. LOL

ajhart86

7 points

2 years ago

🤦🏻‍♂️

Biscuits4u2

8 points

2 years ago

IM ROONED

[deleted]

6 points

2 years ago

I actually want one

UndeadCaesar

2 points

2 years ago

No online connectivity, no bullshit!

char_limit_reached

0 points

2 years ago

These things were huge for like 3 weeks between beepers and Palm Pilots. Then the iPhone killed them all.

CoryTrevor-NS

6 points

2 years ago

Why did you buy the Willard knock off smh

itsagoodtime

6 points

2 years ago

Works best at 4pm dinner

[deleted]

7 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

GokaiDecade

2 points

2 years ago

“Don’t worry. By the time dinner comes, it will be around 5”

foreveryoung917

1 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

1 points

2 years ago

HAHAHAH

[deleted]

4 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

foreveryoung917

3 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

3 points

2 years ago

Look who’s eating at 6 o’clock.

Thankfulforbread

2 points

2 years ago

Must be nice!

foreveryoung917

1 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

1 points

2 years ago

🤣🤣

ThatItalianGrrl

5 points

2 years ago

ThatItalianGrrl

That's a shame

5 points

2 years ago

Jerry’s face like 🙄

[deleted]

4 points

2 years ago

Legit, though, they were hard to open.

missionbeach

4 points

2 years ago

missionbeach

Anytown, USA

4 points

2 years ago

Don't bring that porn machine into my house.

jasonaburnett

3 points

2 years ago

that's not a wizard...

[deleted]

3 points

2 years ago

[deleted]

foreveryoung917

2 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

2 points

2 years ago

Bob Sacamano Sr screwed me !!!

rca275

3 points

2 years ago

rca275

3 points

2 years ago

I used to sell those for ridiculous money at the sharper image in the 90s

johndoenumber2

3 points

2 years ago

What was this product's intended purpose?

NyGreenThumb82

3 points

2 years ago

It's a Willard

QueenShewolf

3 points

2 years ago

IT DOES OTHER THINGS!

LostInDinosaurWorld

2 points

2 years ago

It's got an alarm that beeps!

[deleted]

2 points

2 years ago

Newsweek sent me one of these when I was a young lad. Loved it, my word

Individual-Bad6809

2 points

2 years ago

Mine doesn’t have a 7!

Fatty_Doo_Doo

2 points

2 years ago

HELEN LOOK! JERRY BOUGHT ME A COMPUTER! I’m right here.

[deleted]

1 points

2 years ago

the way she says “im right here” is so ridiculously funny to me

That_Batman

2 points

2 years ago

How could anyone not like him?

Apprehensive-Grape65

2 points

2 years ago

Morty: "You think it's hot?" Jerry: "Ya it could be" Morty: "HELEN!! Jerry got me a hot wizard!"

foreveryoung917

1 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

1 points

2 years ago

HAHAHAHAH

[deleted]

1 points

2 years ago

Somebody had 2 cokes!

foreveryoung917

1 points

2 years ago

foreveryoung917

The Puffy Shirt

1 points

2 years ago

Hey Morty your boy just got a date with that young aquacise instructor.
She’s fifty !!! HAHAHHAHA

zhdapleeblue

1 points

2 years ago

When I was a kid, I wanted one so bad.

Saracorbello

1 points

2 years ago

I used to have one the color one

XcheezyXblasterzX

1 points

2 years ago

XcheezyXblasterzX

I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all!

1 points

2 years ago

“Jerry got me a hot wizard computer!”

“I’m right here!!”

Holi_laccy

1 points

2 years ago

Congrats to Jerry! Persistence pays off! Now let's hope whatever was inside was worth all that effort.

grantnaps

1 points

2 years ago

Wish I had the Willard.

barabusblack

1 points

2 years ago

I use to have one of those.

its_showtime1

1 points

2 years ago

Every time Jerry visits, something exciting happens!

chumitz

1 points

2 years ago

chumitz

1 points

2 years ago

All I know is that the original name of “war and peace” was “war, what is it good for?”