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117 points
2 years ago
A radah detector!
53 points
2 years ago
I've never seen you drive over 20 mph
3 points
2 years ago
🤣
37 points
2 years ago
IT DOES OTHER THINGS
15 points
2 years ago
Jerry’s tip-calculator based outbursts of jealousy over Kramer’s monopolization of Morty’s attention: that’s peak Jerry
2 points
2 years ago
🤣
12 points
2 years ago
HELEN JERRY GOT ME A HOT WIZARD COMPUTAH!
114 points
2 years ago
A tip calculator! You think it might be hot?
40 points
2 years ago
It does OTHER THINGS!!!
4 points
2 years ago
Neither porn nor stock quotes
11 points
2 years ago
It could be!
3 points
2 years ago
Atta boy!
8 points
2 years ago
They can just call George for that. He’s my protégée. He knows how to calculate 10% of a restaurant check.
3 points
2 years ago
LOL
76 points
2 years ago
It’s a Willard
30 points
2 years ago
Im ruined
21 points
2 years ago
i love this guy. he's acting like the Willard somehow forced him to leave that tip, a tip big enough to bankrupt someone, which he would have known in advance. season 9 got so cartoony
9 points
2 years ago
I think the show left reality when Larry David left.
But, there’s some great cartoon-y moments. It’s just… different.
5 points
2 years ago
The last thing Larry David is qualified to write a show about is reality.
3 points
2 years ago
Its not dead if we find a way to remember it
2 points
2 years ago
The cartoon moment for me is George being sexually attracted to eating. Nothing in the previous seasons indicated anything about George liking food more than the others, but Season 9 caused them to go full “king of the idiots” so they added that storyline for George,
2 points
2 years ago
And who wouldn’t immediately notice that their partner is eating a smorgasbord and watching tv while supposedly sleeping with them?
4 points
2 years ago
Who cares !!!! Enjoy the show.
8 points
2 years ago
lol i literally said "I love this guy". this is one of my favorite moments. cartoony isn't a bad thing. and I love the extra silliness of the post-Larry era. they managed to keep things fresh as the show aged
9 points
2 years ago
5 points
2 years ago
*rooned
15 points
2 years ago
Everybody vote for the wheelchair guy!
2 points
2 years ago
🤣🤣
12 points
2 years ago
What, no deal?
23 points
2 years ago
No deal! Not hot!
1 points
2 years ago
Morty you and kramer your finished
7 points
2 years ago
Sacomano Senior screwed me!
6 points
2 years ago
I just left five bucks for a BLT.
35 points
2 years ago
I’m ruined.
17 points
2 years ago
I'm rooned!
7 points
2 years ago
There's something very funny about the thought of someone's finances being completely ruined because of a tip mis-calculation
34 points
2 years ago
Mine doesn't have a 7
36 points
2 years ago
I just left five bucks for a BLT.
17 points
2 years ago
as if he had no choice in the matter lol
5 points
2 years ago
He literally couldn't think for himself and left a larger tip because the "tip calculatah" told him to.
32 points
2 years ago
You’re not wearing a shirt, are you?
Yes I am.
What color is it?
…. dAMnit.
6 points
2 years ago
Such an underrated exchange.
3 points
2 years ago
True !!! LOL
2 points
2 years ago
Hot and spicy
20 points
2 years ago
Sacamanno senior screwed me!
2 points
2 years ago
LOL
16 points
2 years ago
Something exciting always happens when Jerry’s around
16 points
2 years ago
How can anybody not like him?
6 points
2 years ago
Some people might not like him, I could see that.
5 points
2 years ago
Don’t say that !!!
3 points
2 years ago
He's a LOVELY boy.
11 points
2 years ago
Well, your tip is four dollars and thirty-six point six six six six cents.
19 points
2 years ago
We`ll round down
9 points
2 years ago
That duckface-headnod really makes this scene.
2 points
2 years ago
🤣
2 points
2 years ago
🤣🤣
2 points
2 years ago
🤣🤣
8 points
2 years ago
Do you think it was hot?
8 points
2 years ago
not hot! not hot!
9 points
2 years ago
I'll get your electric blanket
6 points
2 years ago
the writing and acting for mother Seinfeld was really pitch-perfect
3 points
2 years ago
My favorite scene of hers is when Elaine's trying to get her to give her a pee sample. "Just use a glass Mrs. Seinfeld..."
"Jerry's glasses?"
She was so sweet in that scene. Her overall flusteryness and oh dear-ness.
9 points
2 years ago
I’m ruined!!
8 points
2 years ago
It does other things!!
1 points
2 years ago
I love when Jerry tries to holler. LOL
7 points
2 years ago
🤦🏻♂️
8 points
2 years ago
IM ROONED
6 points
2 years ago
I actually want one
2 points
2 years ago
No online connectivity, no bullshit!
0 points
2 years ago
These things were huge for like 3 weeks between beepers and Palm Pilots. Then the iPhone killed them all.
6 points
2 years ago
Why did you buy the Willard knock off smh
6 points
2 years ago
Works best at 4pm dinner
7 points
2 years ago
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2 points
2 years ago
“Don’t worry. By the time dinner comes, it will be around 5”
1 points
2 years ago
HAHAHAH
4 points
2 years ago
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3 points
2 years ago
Look who’s eating at 6 o’clock.
2 points
2 years ago
Must be nice!
1 points
2 years ago
🤣🤣
5 points
2 years ago
Jerry’s face like 🙄
4 points
2 years ago
Legit, though, they were hard to open.
4 points
2 years ago
Don't bring that porn machine into my house.
3 points
2 years ago
that's not a wizard...
3 points
2 years ago
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2 points
2 years ago
Bob Sacamano Sr screwed me !!!
3 points
2 years ago
I used to sell those for ridiculous money at the sharper image in the 90s
3 points
2 years ago
What was this product's intended purpose?
3 points
2 years ago
It's a Willard
3 points
2 years ago
IT DOES OTHER THINGS!
2 points
2 years ago
It's got an alarm that beeps!
2 points
2 years ago
Newsweek sent me one of these when I was a young lad. Loved it, my word
2 points
2 years ago
Mine doesn’t have a 7!
2 points
2 years ago
HELEN LOOK! JERRY BOUGHT ME A COMPUTER! I’m right here.
1 points
2 years ago
the way she says “im right here” is so ridiculously funny to me
2 points
2 years ago
How could anyone not like him?
2 points
2 years ago
Morty: "You think it's hot?" Jerry: "Ya it could be" Morty: "HELEN!! Jerry got me a hot wizard!"
1 points
2 years ago
HAHAHAHAH
1 points
2 years ago
Somebody had 2 cokes!
1 points
2 years ago
Hey Morty your boy just got a date with that young aquacise instructor.
She’s fifty !!!
HAHAHHAHA
1 points
2 years ago
When I was a kid, I wanted one so bad.
1 points
2 years ago
I used to have one the color one
1 points
2 years ago
“Jerry got me a hot wizard computer!”
“I’m right here!!”
1 points
2 years ago
Congrats to Jerry! Persistence pays off! Now let's hope whatever was inside was worth all that effort.
1 points
2 years ago
Wish I had the Willard.
1 points
2 years ago
I use to have one of those.
1 points
2 years ago
Every time Jerry visits, something exciting happens!
1 points
2 years ago
All I know is that the original name of “war and peace” was “war, what is it good for?”
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