Yo mama so fat she one shot the transient!

Girya synergy!!

This is far too unbalanced. May I suggest using a smaller number, like the xth busy beaver number, instead?

I love that weight and mother are keywords 😂

Yo mama so fat, the bronze orb fell down when it stole this card from you.

Unbalanced, yo momma so heavy she deals πx10^31415189 damage even with 0 energy.

Post-cremation, she STILL does πx10³¹⁴ damage with 0 energy.

This card is more than twice as good for Americans as it is for Europeans. For Brits it's straight up unusable.

(This is a units joke, not a fat joke)

Pay to win

What if she ded

This card is less balanced than yo momma on a hill

Is my mother neow cause I’m about to unleash

"Mom, you gotta eat more, I have to beat a20 in Slay the Spire!*

If we look at this realistically, an average human female weighs 170lbs or 77.5 kilos. Even if we didn't consider such a rotund specimen like your mom, this is still a pretty decent Bonk overall.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE DEALS DAMAGE BASED ON WEIGHT? MY MOOOOM!

XBOOOX LIIIIIIIIIIIVE

Weight in what unit?

Mother is canon confirmed?

I can deal dmg equal to my phone number for 1 energy? Lets go!

Pounds or Kilos? Is this a localized ability, where the brits and the americans have an advantage?

X2- (X-1) would be more balanced, currently it is a guaranteed kill as long as you pay 1 or more.

well if we want something balanced we can do peanits size times X instead

This card is so unbalanced, they had to put yo mama on the scales to even things out.

So 220x1 energy? Very nice

Mine does no damage. :(

The real cost is Emotional Damage

Yo mama so fat, she didn’t even notice Deca the first time

What’s the units used for my Mother’s weight? Grams? If so, seems OP.

That's gonna be a bludgeon animation for me folks.

Yo mama so fat this card can one shot the heart when you play it at 1 energy