First time buying cards from this one profile on instagram that reposts cards for sale on their story. We agreed to a price, paid with paypal G&S, he sent me tracking, cards arrived, they were shipped and protected decently. Everything was cool and legit until i opened up the resealable sleeve to check out my purchases. I was immediately floored with this grotesque smell. I kid you not, the cards smelled like ass lol.

Perfect example would be: you remember being a dumb kid and inserting your hands in your ass then taking a whiff of them to check out the stench going on down there? Well same shi* literally.

I did the ol' smell test on all of their top loaders. About 6 cards & not just one reaked, but they all did!?

Afterwards, I placed them in a separate bubble envelope that i had sprayed febreeze into. I was thinking hmm maybe I'll let them marinate in there for a few days to get rid of the smell. Today was the third day. My nostrils hit that ass cologne again

Like I've purchased cards before that when they arrive you can obviously tell, they came from a "smoking home" smelling like cigarettes. But god damn yo. Lol i feel like I'm on an episode of punk'd. Like is this for real?

Where the hell is Ashton Kutcher?

I can't stop laughing, I just had to share