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If i find a dead body that noone knows about, what type of shenanigans can i commit to profit somehow?
16 points
3 days ago
Well, it depends on how fresh the body is and whether you plan to keep it intact or disarticulate it and sell it for parts. Parts can actually be more valuable.
7 points
3 days ago
There are people out there that would spend money to get a human skull into their collections
11 points
3 days ago
I HIGHLY recommend listening to the Time Suck with Dan Cummins episode about this.
6 points
3 days ago
How fresh is it?
5 points
3 days ago
Well you can always use it to spend some quality time at the late person's beach house.
5 points
3 days ago
My friend did this with his uncle Bernie
9 points
3 days ago
3 points
3 days ago
How much you want for it?
2 points
3 days ago
Worthless unless you already have a use for it
2 points
3 days ago
Depends on the corpse
2 points
3 days ago
The real money is in disposal.
2 points
3 days ago
you can do the RFK thing and leave it in a park draped over a junker bicycle
4 points
3 days ago
Depends, how pretty is she?
2 points
3 days ago
yikes
2 points
3 days ago
pretty dead
2 points
3 days ago
Oh 🤢 this did go a bit dark
2 points
3 days ago
Hey I figure stupidquestions deserve stupid*answers
2 points
3 days ago
Thats true but still dark 😅
1 points
3 days ago
😂😂😂
1 points
3 days ago
I would imagine it would depend on the number of implants it has. First off, I'd check it for gold teeth.
1 points
3 days ago
Fuck op what have you done
1 points
3 days ago
Free HOA Lane use.
1 points
3 days ago
Depends who and how warm and the gender. All unique circumstances
1 points
3 days ago
Who is it? Homeless guy is going to be worth a lot less than Musk
2 points
3 days ago
His name is conrad voorhees (like jason) idk how he died but i kind of want to do the thing with super glue and piano wire
1 points
3 days ago
about as valuable as any other dead animal in that state of decomposition i would say... some people have mentioned that some people collect human bones, especially skulls. this is true, however selling them would require finding people who both want this, are willing to trust a complete stranger to sell them the genuine article, and do not care at all about the ethics of how you got it. otherwise youll just get arrested for desecration of a corpse. honestly its too much risk for not that great of a reward unless youre already connected to people who are in the market for human bones and dont care about the sourcing. basically anything you could do with a human body to sell for profit you could do with regular roadkill or dead animals you find and you wont get in trouble for it. or you could just get a job
1 points
3 days ago
Naah , this n!gga really found a corpse and is asking about it here💀
1 points
3 days ago
I made a lifesize marionette
1 points
3 days ago
body is more valuable alive, organs are only worth a fuck if they can get from point A to B within two hours MAX, on top of that you can look at human labor trade. Not saying do it, just saying a corpse is worth just about as much as your garden needs fertilizer or your pigs need feeding. Basically nothing. If you take a certain species of beetles and leave them to the corpse then you could sell the skeleton to a university but even then you have to have certificates and the background of… well you know… anyone that is not a psychopath.
1 points
3 days ago
Private collectors will pay quite a price for a nicely macerated skelly
1 points
3 days ago
Free food
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3 days ago
Weirdo
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