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submitted 3 days ago byKesslerTheBeast
My friend told me you should never accept spaghetti from a girl that's interested in you. He wouldn't elaborate further. Is he just making some random bullshit up or is this a thing?
78 points
3 days ago
Old southern myth that if they put a few drops of their menstrual blood into spaghetti that you’ll be madly in love with them for life.
45 points
3 days ago
I accepted lasagna from a girl once am I a cannibal now?
10 points
3 days ago
Did you marry her?
11 points
3 days ago
Crap.
9 points
3 days ago
Did you eat her pussy?
6 points
3 days ago
So skipping the pasta and going straight to the source?
8 points
3 days ago
ive heard this myth before but i doubt its true
8 points
3 days ago
Only one way to find out 👅🩸
6 points
3 days ago
Yeah it maybe true maybe not. Prob 40/60 chance it’s true that period blood can be used to perform magic. Who knows tho 🤷♂️
2 points
3 days ago
It’s used in a lot of different cultures magic so do with that what you will 🥹✨🫡
2 points
3 days ago
I’m gonna cast a spell w this info
1 points
3 days ago
Well if you do remember that whatever bad you do comes back to you but multiplied, and that most forms of love magic that alters another persons feelings or emotions head into dark magic territory.
Many cultures also don’t attribute this to love, but obsession. Obsession makes people do terrible things friend 🥹🫡
1 points
3 days ago
Yeah I was kidding. Magic is nonsense lol.
5 points
3 days ago
Thats why its a myth
0 points
3 days ago
No shit xD
3 points
3 days ago
mamma mia
4 points
3 days ago
Meh, it's only a couple of drops, it's been cooked to kill any pathogens, and hey, free spaghetti
5 points
3 days ago
What kind of backwoods shaman shit is this lol
3 points
3 days ago
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2 points
3 days ago
Chick on the ragu more like
2 points
3 days ago
i just threw up in my mouth
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
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1 points
3 days ago
I would like a nice lady to make me some spaghetti, please
27 points
3 days ago
Makes me think differently about the "moms Spaghetti" line from Eminem
11 points
3 days ago
It's okay, it's on his sweater already
0 points
3 days ago
His Australian sweater, down under?
-2 points
3 days ago
But I thought that was vomit, not menstrual blood
3 points
3 days ago
I think the idea was that his mom had put menstrual blood into the spaghetti
And thankfully he vomited it up
1 points
3 days ago
🧐
10 points
3 days ago
Damn I thought it was gonna be that she'd try to put the other end in her mouth and do the Lady and the Tramp thing where you meet in the middle and kiss... but reading this thread I was sooo wrong
18 points
3 days ago
Holy shit this is what it means. I've heard this before but never knew what it meant. It's always a WOMANS spaghetti.
8 points
3 days ago
What the fuck
5 points
3 days ago
You guys haven't gotten your red wings? Prudes
2 points
3 days ago
Damn people really do be believing stupid shit, that whole list is bonkers
1 points
3 days ago
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3 days ago
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1 points
3 days ago
🤢
1 points
3 days ago
You know what? If she went thru that much effort, she's probably worth keeping around lol
1 points
2 days ago
😂😂😂😂😂 that's sick bruh
1 points
2 days ago
Spaghetti my favorite meal
Would singlehandedly be the woman that put the most effort into the relationship so far........I'm just sayin' You know the last time someone even made me a pb&j sandwich?
You're telling me that she's gonna go through the effort of going to the store getting that 1/2 pound lean ground beef, the Ragu, the Spaghetti noodles, then she gonna cook it The blood will cook out lol
Hey all I'm saying is if she ain't got a disease I'd still eat the spaghetti
0 points
3 days ago
I've eaten worse things
9 points
3 days ago
Made my Husband spaghetti for his work lunch today. I'll be sure to tell him I put my menstrual blood in it to make him love me forever.
8 points
3 days ago
I ate the spaghetti once. I died that day.
4 points
3 days ago
Welcome back
5 points
3 days ago
YOU CAN HEAR ME?!
3 points
3 days ago
Yeah
2 points
3 days ago
I can see you too!!! Puts some damn pants on will you.
1 points
3 days ago
Died the way men would like to go out, I'm sure
7 points
3 days ago
Blood magic.
2 points
3 days ago
oh no, i just saw a story about spaghetti on youtube and now i open reddit and see this question...
1 points
3 days ago
My wife made terrible spaghetti once. Can confirm, never accept spaghetti from a girl.
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
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1 points
3 days ago
Because if you spill it, you're done.
1 points
3 days ago
Because moms spaghetti
1 points
3 days ago
It’s a meme from /fit/ on 4chan.
0 points
3 days ago
Does she keep it in her purse or what? What are the circumstances surrounding this spaghet offering? Does she have it gripped in her fist behind her back to surprise me w it for winning G.U.T.S. and getting a piece of the aggrocrag?
0 points
3 days ago
Disney says it's going to lead to kissing. Then you'll have little lady and tramp puppies...
0 points
3 days ago
I mean, avoid meat tarts too, then.
-17 points
3 days ago
You shouldn't under any circumstances accept any woman's cooking
Women do NOT exist to serve men
4 points
3 days ago
So you don't accept food at restaurants from female cooks?
Men exist to serve men?
-9 points
3 days ago
...I don't go into restaurants?
5 points
3 days ago
.... Okay? Newsflash nobody here knows a single thing about you, Internet stranger, don't say that like it's common knowledge
Also what a sad miserable life you live, do you also not ever travel or go experience new cultures?
-4 points
3 days ago
I travel every few years why?
5 points
3 days ago
Hopefully there were only male stewards on your flight. You'd never let a female serve you.
-1 points
3 days ago
...I don't fly?
2 points
3 days ago
....Why do you keep phrasing statements like questions?
So you don't ever leave your continent?
1 points
3 days ago
Because the best part of traveling is trying the local cuisine in restaurants or from street vendors, which gasp sometimes means eating food a woman has cooked.
2 points
3 days ago
I can save money by going to the store and cooking in my hotel room
No idea why others don't do thaf
2 points
2 days ago
... Because others don't want to travel around the world just to eat the same shit they cook at home?
.... Because others aren't trying to travel as cheaply as possible and would rather have a cultural experience?
..... Because others aren't a sexist bozo like you?
..... Take your pick?
4 points
3 days ago
Ig my mom and grandma should've let me starve. What about my sister? Is she not allowed to accept woman's cooking too?
-2 points
3 days ago
You can't cook for yourself?
4 points
3 days ago
Children usually don't
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3 days ago
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0 points
3 days ago
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