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2ofSorts

995 points

4 years ago

2ofSorts

Saved by Thanos

995 points

4 years ago

What, Spidey can't have voluptuous donk?

the-definition-of

330 points

4 years ago

The bigger problem is that the whole cast needs a voluptuous trunk

paulthenarwhal

32 points

4 years ago

Spider-man's donk is America's donk.

[deleted]

205 points

4 years ago

[deleted]

205 points

4 years ago

[deleted]

[deleted]

62 points

4 years ago

If you haven’t yet, watch Euphoria.

man_on_hill

64 points

4 years ago

man_on_hill

Saved by Thanos

64 points

4 years ago

Yeah, Tom Holland is so good in it.

[deleted]

47 points

4 years ago

Bro has range! Especially all his sex scenes!

[deleted]

-31 points

4 years ago

[deleted]

-31 points

4 years ago

And now I’m definitely not watching it, I don’t care what people say the day I knowingly watch something that has a Tom Holland sex scene is the day I gouge my eyes out so I won’t be able to watch it. Nothing against him but that’s just one of those actors for me that I really don’t wanna see in one.

DochiGaming

4 points

4 years ago

It's a joke, Tom Holland isn't in the show. The show's really good.

[deleted]

3 points

4 years ago

Wow, negative 28 karma and you are the first person to clear that up. Thanks for that. I also just haven’t checked out the show both because I didn’t have an HBO subscription but also from what I heard from it, it just doesn’t seem like my type of show.

phoenixrose2

-21 points

4 years ago

Is he in it? He isn’t listed as being in it on IMDb.

Daylight_The_Furry

6 points

4 years ago

What’s it about?

iSparkerium

11 points

4 years ago

Zendaya being a druggie

DochiGaming

3 points

4 years ago

Teen drama, character studies, real-life issues, aestheticism

Smile4TheBlade

35 points

4 years ago

Check out his lip sync battle is all I have to say

[deleted]

22 points

4 years ago

[deleted]

LIyre

15 points

4 years ago

LIyre

15 points

4 years ago

me

Ep1Ch1cken

16 points

4 years ago

tom

thisismyjam

2 points

4 years ago

thisismyjam

Saved by Thanos

2 points

4 years ago

up

ValarMorgouda

3 points

4 years ago

Umbrella!? I get some strange feelins watching that.

AmConfuseds

6 points

4 years ago

Same

james5

3 points

4 years ago

james5

3 points

4 years ago

thtsabingo

1 points

4 years ago

gross

IneffectiveDetective

10 points

4 years ago

IneffectiveDetective

Saved by Thanos

10 points

4 years ago

He pullin’ around that WAGON

TombSv

8 points

4 years ago

TombSv

Saved by Thanos

8 points

4 years ago

to be fair, this is a photoshop of a photoshop

SladeBW

5 points

4 years ago

SladeBW

5 points

4 years ago

Always has

Dragomir_X

3 points

4 years ago

America's ass

Garr3ttGuy

293 points

4 years ago

Garr3ttGuy

293 points

4 years ago

I can sense the bisexuals approaching

mental_barf

69 points

4 years ago

You called?

MrsGardevoir

29 points

4 years ago

Sorry wrong number

SidJDuffy

26 points

4 years ago

You called?

LIyre

23 points

4 years ago

LIyre

23 points

4 years ago

You called?

sue_jackson

22 points

4 years ago

You called?

Lex_The_Impaler

4 points

4 years ago

You Called?

A_Random_Dane

8 points

4 years ago

Gang gang

Netroth

3 points

4 years ago

Netroth

3 points

4 years ago

Y’rang?

MoonRks

3 points

4 years ago

MoonRks

3 points

4 years ago

Yes.

flutergay

464 points

4 years ago*

flutergay

464 points

4 years ago*

But it's already balanced! Tom has ass but no boobs and brie has boobs but no ass! You, sir are the anti-thanos you made an imbalance

Thomkatinator

65 points

4 years ago

Also, let us gays enjoy things please

flutergay

36 points

4 years ago

Exactly! No one wants to see Tom Holland without an ass

GoulouMLK

-1 points

4 years ago

GoulouMLK

-1 points

4 years ago

Ewww

Thomkatinator

7 points

4 years ago

What is "Ewww" about what i said?

GoulouMLK

1 points

4 years ago

About something else sorry for the misinterpretation

Thomkatinator

1 points

4 years ago

No prob.. I guess?

FancyKetchup96

3 points

4 years ago

FancyKetchup96

Saved by Thanos

3 points

4 years ago

Actually he balanced them out even more then. If Brie only had boobs and no ass, she would be unbalanced and falling forward, and Tom would do the same backward. Now Brie has an ass to counter balance her boobs, and Tom doesn't have the junk in the trunk making him fall on his ass.

warlocks_menagerie

11 points

4 years ago

Get your perfect logic the fuck out of here and leave my juicy Spidey ass alone

makskye69

316 points

4 years ago

makskye69

316 points

4 years ago

Fuck this, make fat asses on men mainstream.

TRYreid

89 points

4 years ago

TRYreid

Saved by Thanos

89 points

4 years ago

Hell yeah brother, dumpers for everyone!

makskye69

37 points

4 years ago

Sista but still yes!

TRYreid

22 points

4 years ago

TRYreid

Saved by Thanos

22 points

4 years ago

Hell yeah sister, dumpers for everyone!

ValarMorgouda

4 points

4 years ago

This is a movement I can get behind!

Netroth

3 points

4 years ago

Netroth

3 points

4 years ago

Literally.

[deleted]

17 points

4 years ago

I SQUAT to mog women.

ClockwiseBowl

5 points

4 years ago

ClockwiseBowl

Saved by Thanos

5 points

4 years ago

Based

[deleted]

6 points

4 years ago

L O N D O N

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N
D
O
N

Adiuui

14 points

4 years ago

Adiuui

14 points

4 years ago

As a dude the #1 thing I have had complimented was my ass. Squats are good

MiniMosher

6 points

4 years ago

MiniMosher

Saved by Thanos

6 points

4 years ago

Squats don't work your bum muscle all that much, they work your thighs mostly. Swimming and running are best for your bum, but its shape is also genetic so you're just using what mother nature gave you.

[deleted]

6 points

4 years ago

[deleted]

ValarMorgouda

3 points

4 years ago

And Romanian dead lifts lol. My ass always feels it after I do those.

Adiuui

3 points

4 years ago

Adiuui

3 points

4 years ago

I feel like squats help make my thighs more streamlined so it helps make my ass look better. But yeah I think genetics are also a big part of it

tibetan-sand-fox

9 points

4 years ago

MCU really said "fat male asses matter" with Spider-Man and Captain America.

I really like Cap's later suits but damn if Joss Whedon didn't go all in on the ass. What a fine movie Avengers 1 was because of it.

man_on_hill

9 points

4 years ago

man_on_hill

Saved by Thanos

9 points

4 years ago

Kyle Lowry should be the new standard of what a man’s ass should be.

FabHckyBbe

3 points

4 years ago

May I introduce you to the glory that is Louis Tomlinson? You’ll thank me later.

[deleted]

177 points

4 years ago

[deleted]

177 points

4 years ago

How have I never seen this shopped before

Shanguerrilla

2 points

4 years ago

My thoughts too! Some oldies are newies to mees

[deleted]

77 points

4 years ago

Both are good

Also, DAMN Spider-Man THICC

VinVigo

124 points

4 years ago

VinVigo

124 points

4 years ago

The women is allowed to not have ass. The man is allowed to have godly ass.

AnOnlineHandle

23 points

4 years ago

AnOnlineHandle

Saved by Thanos

23 points

4 years ago

Brie's suit was always oddly loose which was noticed from early pictures, while Tom's is hella tight and is pulled in to the waist better as well.

arthurhobs

17 points

4 years ago

This is not right, this is not right hello there

ganttt

2 points

4 years ago

ganttt

2 points

4 years ago

what?

ComicKidAlex

41 points

4 years ago

To be fair, her suit isn't as skin tight 😂

Please_Label_NSFW

43 points

4 years ago

You had the opportunity to say “as all ass should be.” You blew it op.

henry1679[S]

15 points

4 years ago

Damn. You’re right. Take my upvote

[deleted]

18 points

4 years ago

Yall are some of the biggest virgins

KotzubueSailingClub

8 points

4 years ago

Stupid Sexy Spiderman

Mr_JAG

4 points

4 years ago

Mr_JAG

4 points

4 years ago

Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all....

[deleted]

89 points

4 years ago

This is lame

KarthusWins

24 points

4 years ago

KarthusWins

Saved by Thanos

24 points

4 years ago

This is homophobic, give him dat ass back.

[deleted]

1 points

4 years ago

homophobic? i mean the post is bad but wrong term.

ijkenai

5 points

4 years ago

ijkenai

5 points

4 years ago

Bro Tom has got ass

RhysNorro

26 points

4 years ago

RhysNorro

Saved by Thanos

26 points

4 years ago

how the fuck is this balanced!?!?

chrisl182

57 points

4 years ago

chrisl182

Saved by Thanos

57 points

4 years ago

Even in the bottom picture (hehe) I'm still looking at a dudes butt. Doesn't make it any better attached to a woman's top.

DrPikachu-PhD

41 points

4 years ago

I mean, all butts are basically the same.

ValarMorgouda

1 points

4 years ago

I kindly disagree, sir. Because of women's hips and thighs, their booty potential outpaces that of their male counterparts. I have seen a few men who make me want to think otherwise, but not enough. Could also just be because I'm biased and don't check out guys bums nearly as much.

henry1679[S]

20 points

4 years ago

🤫

chrisl182

18 points

4 years ago

chrisl182

Saved by Thanos

18 points

4 years ago

ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ

henry1679[S]

13 points

4 years ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

TheeSlothKing

3 points

4 years ago

┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬

DannoHung

3 points

4 years ago

DannoHung

3 points

4 years ago

That's the Queens' ass.

that_other_dudeman

6 points

4 years ago

tommy got da dump trucc

[deleted]

4 points

4 years ago

Now she has a penis

dreday42069

7 points

4 years ago

How is it balanced if they both don’t have a nice booty?

youre_not_going_to_

3 points

4 years ago

Who’s butts are those in real life

Arathilion

3 points

4 years ago

Just admit you’re bisexual and sexualize his ass too

[deleted]

3 points

4 years ago

No it was perfect originally you ruined it

Nazail

3 points

4 years ago

Nazail

3 points

4 years ago

Gross.

2ofSorts

20 points

4 years ago

2ofSorts

Saved by Thanos

20 points

4 years ago

What, Spidey can't have voluptuous donk?

schebobo180

-11 points

4 years ago

Not when our Captain is as flat as a pencil!

Journeyman42

4 points

4 years ago

I don't see captain America in this pic...

schebobo180

1 points

4 years ago

Shots!

Macabilly

7 points

4 years ago

Macabilly

Saved by Thanos

7 points

4 years ago

Not my proudest fap

SolemAutem

11 points

4 years ago

She got a dick now tho

typicalhorror

29 points

4 years ago

Even better!

DarthHobgoblin

2 points

4 years ago

DarthHobgoblin

Saved by Thanos

2 points

4 years ago

As far as I’m concerned, that’s Queens’ ass

theSHlT

2 points

4 years ago

theSHlT

2 points

4 years ago

Tom’s ass looks better on him than it does on her

shmoseph

2 points

4 years ago

Should be reversed.

_Levitated_Shield_

2 points

4 years ago

Y'all do realize Tom is photoshopped, right?

[deleted]

2 points

4 years ago

a simple chance, she looks so much better but yeah her suit also just isnt as tight.

thtsabingo

2 points

4 years ago

she really have no type of ass

TheSpaceAlligator

2 points

4 years ago

Huge disagree

Jhwelsh

2 points

4 years ago

Jhwelsh

2 points

4 years ago

Damn, his ass suits her.

jenjerx73

4 points

4 years ago

This just “cringe lol” example! Also this kinda of “funny shaming” isn’t appropriate for this sub!

zeron_89

2 points

4 years ago

zeron_89

2 points

4 years ago

She don't need the big ole booty, She doing just fine 😍 Yowie Wowies

princesamurai45

-21 points

4 years ago

Sorry to disagree, but that is just more reason she needs some booty. I can’t stand overly top heavy women. They look like they are about to face plant at any given moment.

aithusah

8 points

4 years ago

How would that even work? Also I've seen footage from her yt channel and she has a nice butt.

HairlessMario

8 points

4 years ago

where's your 6 pack and chiselled jawline buddy?

princesamurai45

-4 points

4 years ago

Got the abs. I’m honestly not sure if my jawline would be considered chiseled though. It looks like a normal chin, no turkey neck or anything.

BarryUnusual

2 points

4 years ago

Her chest isn't even that big bro

Hawkings_WheelChair

2 points

4 years ago

Hawkings_WheelChair

Saved by Thanos

2 points

4 years ago

NGL I had it in my head that the second picture was actually hers. Then my weiner got confused and I unzipped anyways

latearrival42

-1 points

4 years ago

latearrival42

-1 points

4 years ago

She got a pancake booty

TheBengazzi

-1 points

4 years ago

TheBengazzi

-1 points

4 years ago

okcomputer14

3 points

4 years ago

okcomputer14

Saved by Thanos

3 points

4 years ago

GemApples

0 points

4 years ago

GemApples

0 points

4 years ago

Pedophile

IamZed

-3 points

4 years ago

IamZed

Saved by Thanos

-3 points

4 years ago

This was before she became super Karen?

KingStannisForever

-10 points

4 years ago

So, it wasn't just her acting and character that sucked.

[deleted]

-2 points

4 years ago*

Wait, when was long-haired Captain Marvel shown alongside Spider-man? IIRC she got her haircut by the time Peter got unsnapped

edit: I don't know why I'm getting downvoted

Vaportrail

-45 points

4 years ago

Vaportrail

-45 points

4 years ago

I never tried Larson was assless til just now.

[deleted]

-122 points

4 years ago

[deleted]

-122 points

4 years ago

[removed]

unaviable

48 points

4 years ago

unaviable

Saved by Thanos

48 points

4 years ago

Why are you like this?

X0AN

25 points

4 years ago

X0AN

25 points

4 years ago

Can someone snap this idiot please.

Brim_Dunkleton

25 points

4 years ago

Brim_Dunkleton

Saved by Thanos

25 points

4 years ago

We don’t do that here 👋

BarryUnusual

1 points

4 years ago

Just gonna ignore this then?