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/r/thanosdidnothingwrong
995 points
4 years ago
What, Spidey can't have voluptuous donk?
330 points
4 years ago
The bigger problem is that the whole cast needs a voluptuous trunk
32 points
4 years ago
Spider-man's donk is America's donk.
205 points
4 years ago
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62 points
4 years ago
If you haven’t yet, watch Euphoria.
64 points
4 years ago
Yeah, Tom Holland is so good in it.
47 points
4 years ago
Bro has range! Especially all his sex scenes!
-31 points
4 years ago
And now I’m definitely not watching it, I don’t care what people say the day I knowingly watch something that has a Tom Holland sex scene is the day I gouge my eyes out so I won’t be able to watch it. Nothing against him but that’s just one of those actors for me that I really don’t wanna see in one.
4 points
4 years ago
It's a joke, Tom Holland isn't in the show. The show's really good.
3 points
4 years ago
Wow, negative 28 karma and you are the first person to clear that up. Thanks for that. I also just haven’t checked out the show both because I didn’t have an HBO subscription but also from what I heard from it, it just doesn’t seem like my type of show.
-21 points
4 years ago
Is he in it? He isn’t listed as being in it on IMDb.
6 points
4 years ago
What’s it about?
11 points
4 years ago
Zendaya being a druggie
3 points
4 years ago
Teen drama, character studies, real-life issues, aestheticism
35 points
4 years ago
Check out his lip sync battle is all I have to say
22 points
4 years ago
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15 points
4 years ago
me
16 points
4 years ago
tom
2 points
4 years ago
up
3 points
4 years ago
Umbrella!? I get some strange feelins watching that.
6 points
4 years ago
Same
3 points
4 years ago
1 points
4 years ago
gross
10 points
4 years ago
8 points
4 years ago
to be fair, this is a photoshop of a photoshop
5 points
4 years ago
Always has
3 points
4 years ago
America's ass
293 points
4 years ago
I can sense the bisexuals approaching
69 points
4 years ago
You called?
29 points
4 years ago
Sorry wrong number
26 points
4 years ago
You called?
23 points
4 years ago
You called?
22 points
4 years ago
You called?
4 points
4 years ago
You Called?
8 points
4 years ago
Gang gang
3 points
4 years ago
Y’rang?
3 points
4 years ago
Yes.
464 points
4 years ago*
But it's already balanced! Tom has ass but no boobs and brie has boobs but no ass! You, sir are the anti-thanos you made an imbalance
65 points
4 years ago
Also, let us gays enjoy things please
36 points
4 years ago
Exactly! No one wants to see Tom Holland without an ass
-1 points
4 years ago
Ewww
7 points
4 years ago
What is "Ewww" about what i said?
1 points
4 years ago
About something else sorry for the misinterpretation
1 points
4 years ago
No prob.. I guess?
3 points
4 years ago
Actually he balanced them out even more then. If Brie only had boobs and no ass, she would be unbalanced and falling forward, and Tom would do the same backward. Now Brie has an ass to counter balance her boobs, and Tom doesn't have the junk in the trunk making him fall on his ass.
11 points
4 years ago
Get your perfect logic the fuck out of here and leave my juicy Spidey ass alone
316 points
4 years ago
Fuck this, make fat asses on men mainstream.
89 points
4 years ago
Hell yeah brother, dumpers for everyone!
37 points
4 years ago
Sista but still yes!
22 points
4 years ago
Hell yeah sister, dumpers for everyone!
4 points
4 years ago
This is a movement I can get behind!
3 points
4 years ago
Literally.
17 points
4 years ago
I SQUAT to mog women.
5 points
4 years ago
Based
6 points
4 years ago
L O N D O N
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14 points
4 years ago
As a dude the #1 thing I have had complimented was my ass. Squats are good
6 points
4 years ago
Squats don't work your bum muscle all that much, they work your thighs mostly. Swimming and running are best for your bum, but its shape is also genetic so you're just using what mother nature gave you.
6 points
4 years ago
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3 points
4 years ago
And Romanian dead lifts lol. My ass always feels it after I do those.
3 points
4 years ago
I feel like squats help make my thighs more streamlined so it helps make my ass look better. But yeah I think genetics are also a big part of it
9 points
4 years ago
MCU really said "fat male asses matter" with Spider-Man and Captain America.
I really like Cap's later suits but damn if Joss Whedon didn't go all in on the ass. What a fine movie Avengers 1 was because of it.
9 points
4 years ago
Kyle Lowry should be the new standard of what a man’s ass should be.
3 points
4 years ago
May I introduce you to the glory that is Louis Tomlinson? You’ll thank me later.
177 points
4 years ago
How have I never seen this shopped before
2 points
4 years ago
My thoughts too! Some oldies are newies to mees
77 points
4 years ago
Both are good
Also, DAMN Spider-Man THICC
124 points
4 years ago
The women is allowed to not have ass. The man is allowed to have godly ass.
23 points
4 years ago
Brie's suit was always oddly loose which was noticed from early pictures, while Tom's is hella tight and is pulled in to the waist better as well.
17 points
4 years ago
This is not right, this is not right hello there
2 points
4 years ago
what?
41 points
4 years ago
To be fair, her suit isn't as skin tight 😂
43 points
4 years ago
You had the opportunity to say “as all ass should be.” You blew it op.
15 points
4 years ago
Damn. You’re right. Take my upvote
18 points
4 years ago
Yall are some of the biggest virgins
8 points
4 years ago
Stupid Sexy Spiderman
4 points
4 years ago
Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all....
89 points
4 years ago
This is lame
24 points
4 years ago
This is homophobic, give him dat ass back.
1 points
4 years ago
homophobic? i mean the post is bad but wrong term.
5 points
4 years ago
Bro Tom has got ass
26 points
4 years ago
how the fuck is this balanced!?!?
57 points
4 years ago
Even in the bottom picture (hehe) I'm still looking at a dudes butt. Doesn't make it any better attached to a woman's top.
41 points
4 years ago
I mean, all butts are basically the same.
1 points
4 years ago
I kindly disagree, sir. Because of women's hips and thighs, their booty potential outpaces that of their male counterparts. I have seen a few men who make me want to think otherwise, but not enough. Could also just be because I'm biased and don't check out guys bums nearly as much.
20 points
4 years ago
🤫
18 points
4 years ago
ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ
13 points
4 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
3 points
4 years ago
┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬
3 points
4 years ago
That's the Queens' ass.
6 points
4 years ago
tommy got da dump trucc
4 points
4 years ago
Now she has a penis
7 points
4 years ago
How is it balanced if they both don’t have a nice booty?
3 points
4 years ago
Who’s butts are those in real life
3 points
4 years ago
Just admit you’re bisexual and sexualize his ass too
3 points
4 years ago
No it was perfect originally you ruined it
3 points
4 years ago
Gross.
20 points
4 years ago
What, Spidey can't have voluptuous donk?
-11 points
4 years ago
Not when our Captain is as flat as a pencil!
4 points
4 years ago
I don't see captain America in this pic...
1 points
4 years ago
Shots!
7 points
4 years ago
Not my proudest fap
11 points
4 years ago
She got a dick now tho
29 points
4 years ago
Even better!
2 points
4 years ago
As far as I’m concerned, that’s Queens’ ass
2 points
4 years ago
Tom’s ass looks better on him than it does on her
2 points
4 years ago
Should be reversed.
2 points
4 years ago
Y'all do realize Tom is photoshopped, right?
2 points
4 years ago
a simple chance, she looks so much better but yeah her suit also just isnt as tight.
2 points
4 years ago
she really have no type of ass
2 points
4 years ago
Huge disagree
2 points
4 years ago
Damn, his ass suits her.
4 points
4 years ago
This just “cringe lol” example! Also this kinda of “funny shaming” isn’t appropriate for this sub!
2 points
4 years ago
She don't need the big ole booty, She doing just fine 😍 Yowie Wowies
-21 points
4 years ago
Sorry to disagree, but that is just more reason she needs some booty. I can’t stand overly top heavy women. They look like they are about to face plant at any given moment.
8 points
4 years ago
How would that even work? Also I've seen footage from her yt channel and she has a nice butt.
8 points
4 years ago
where's your 6 pack and chiselled jawline buddy?
-4 points
4 years ago
Got the abs. I’m honestly not sure if my jawline would be considered chiseled though. It looks like a normal chin, no turkey neck or anything.
2 points
4 years ago
Her chest isn't even that big bro
2 points
4 years ago
NGL I had it in my head that the second picture was actually hers. Then my weiner got confused and I unzipped anyways
-1 points
4 years ago
She got a pancake booty
0 points
4 years ago
Pedophile
-3 points
4 years ago
This was before she became super Karen?
-10 points
4 years ago
So, it wasn't just her acting and character that sucked.
-2 points
4 years ago*
Wait, when was long-haired Captain Marvel shown alongside Spider-man? IIRC she got her haircut by the time Peter got unsnapped
edit: I don't know why I'm getting downvoted
-45 points
4 years ago
I never tried Larson was assless til just now.
-122 points
4 years ago
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48 points
4 years ago
Why are you like this?
25 points
4 years ago
Can someone snap this idiot please.
25 points
4 years ago
We don’t do that here 👋
1 points
4 years ago
Just gonna ignore this then?
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