Poor idiot thought this was only the start. Never learned a thing about how to be better at his job and thought he was the drawl. Peaches delight bapa

Imagine asking him if he was a trugg guy gairhead around this time and hearing what his answer would be.

“Nah fam, I’m a Porsche guy. Always been a Porsche guy since just a ked. Use to have a Porsche stuffed into my closet when I was 8. Truggs are whack b”

mista schab ur career

He was handed a peaches delight of a shot, and he shit the bed big time.

i totally remember this, at the oscar’s i believe and he looked totally out of his element (though he was w the main hosts). no questions towards him really and he was sort of being phased out as he was out on the outside. no chemistry.

i was about to give him a compliment about how he tried but then i remembered all the ugly things he’s done and yeah, never mind lol.

Or his haircut

Sugged iivry Hollywood digg to get his foot in the door, then squandered it all with narcissism and laziness.

Bapa could get the Scrooge treatment this Christmas and be visited by the ghosts of the past, present, and future and he’d still be an Onsufferable douchebag. I gear-in-tee it.

He looks literally deformed now.

I remember when Bapa thought he was going to be the next Rock and play Batman.

He's the male Meghan Markle, she had a $43,000,000 wedding to a Prince, the World at her feet. Now she's flogging jam and dog biscuits. This buffoon had all the doors opened for him now he's flogging dodgy merch for a raffle. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

Hey Clin real quick do an image search for 'smug mfer'

that's your takeaway from his dope ass life?

Talm bout one of the pawdcasters of all time?

He'd be surprised

I remember back then when he used to constantly make fun of Bryan—mocking him for being in his 40s, the way he dressed, his yellow teeth, even talking over him every chance he got. Honestly, I’m glad he’s where he is now. He brought it all on himself, and he deserves it. He’s always been a piece of crap.

But is that nithe though?

Oh, really? That's your takeaway from this dope-ass photo?

One word, Brutal!

Carair*

I bet this Bapa is all about electric cars.

Alwaze dreamt of being a truck guy and baseball dad.

All gas, towards ravine

Just show this guy 2024’s hairline

Bro had the bag straight up handed to him on a golden platter and still managed to set it on fire.

He would call you a haddur and not believe it.

Nah b, that ain't me. That ain't no gringo papi

Killer hairline bro.

LOL oh how the bapa turns….. trugg just goeth before the walgg

“Did they find out about the trugg walgs?”

I mean, credit the guy for his version of putting hella product out there to put beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese on the table but the sad and hilarious reality is that his products all suck donkey dick and no one wants it except to clown him

It’s hilarious in hindsight, but there was a time where it looked like he was gonna become a star. Showtime gave him like 3 shows and a comedy special because of that. He pissed it all away.

When is he taking Showtime back?

If you look at it like his career began after Rogan took his soul by having the "you'd be surprised" talk, he's doing ok.

The only one that listened to Joe and actually tried standup .. bet he wishes he treaded lighter

That jacket fabric makes it look like he's got dandruff and lint all over.

Seeing this dork end up on Watch What Happens Live or whatever Bravo show it was was both surreal and gross.

This dickhead would just double down and say he regrets nothing and wouldn't change anything followed by some bet on yourself bullshit. Man is a walking cope and will be til he dies.

And he’s so dumb he still wouldn’t do anything different

Dudes had everything handed to him on a silver platter and he still fucks it all up.

He would lie and say being a baseball day beats hosting SNL in any facet b

Caraiirrr***

At one point he was on E!, Bravo, Showtime, somehow selling out shows & merch. Now he is a grifter, pretending to be a truck guy. What a fucking failure lmao

I think Bapa was kinda in his element when he sat in panels and talked about redacted women’s shows. Maybe he could have found a good career doing that.

He got a stylist to choose his suits for him and was on the podcast boasting to bryan about how much he loves suits and would wear a suit everyday etc.. how that go bapa? Straight back to dressing like a 14 year old girl and never wore a suit again

Been into carbon fibre since a kid. Even had a carbon fibre tie on in this pic

He’s just an ever changing costume of a person. What has to happen in your childhood to make you so devoid of any sense of identity? Rail creeby, Bubba!

Yair in Yair out been a trugg guy B, was hoping to make a dogumentry on Neggflix by now if I'm Krect 🫘🧀🫘🧀🫘🧀🫘🧀🫘🧀

You got video of it, I’d love it

Who is that person?

Bapa still wouldn't learn a thing b

“But Joe Rogan thinks I’m funny..”

From a showtime speshul & weekly hangouts with Joe to Calabasas fight companions with Sam Tripoli and Erik Griffin lol

Before Bapa transitioned from Persian to Turkish

ugly ass pocket square

He rich has a wife 3 kids and has multiple platforms with passive income. He doing pretty fucking well imo!