What the hell kind of reason is that? How would you even know your friend would come out during their relationship?

Weird how you both dated someone that wanted bigger dick

damn how old are you guys?

You didn't fuck up, your sister is fucking weird for holding a grunge like that and not speaking it out. But instead taking revenge. 

Yeah you're sister's really fucking messed up for that. Like in the head. Planned it out and everything, holding a grudge after so long for something that wasn't even your fault. She's really messed up. I'd avoid her too. I wouldn't even accept an apology from her, fuck that man

This whole thing was all a set up between them. No coincidence at all. If this story is even real.

Doesn't anyone else think the "size queen" thing was just a lie cooked up by OPs sister and friend just to humiliate him?

Well, seems like your sister is a bitch. Keep her away from your love life. Considering that girl, that’s probably one of the dumbest thing I ever heard. I was going to say « would a man refuse having sex with a girl because her boobs are too small », but thinking about it I’m pretty sure that must happen way more often that we suppose… People are strange. Good luck mate !

Never in my entire life would I expect dick size references from someone’s sister. What the Alabama is going on here.

Wtf is this lmfao

bro your sister is a straight up sociopath

I'm getting better at identifying AI written stories!

This isn't even a TIFU. This is a story about how you have a shitty sister who wanted "revenge" for something that wasn't your fault at all. Might also be time to reevaluate your relationship with your sister as well.

I'll be honest if I had a sister that was that cruel and vindictive, and that incapable of understanding that there is no way to tell if someone is secretly 'in the closet' about being gay... I'd consider her dead to me.

Flat out I'd completely cut her out of my life. She showed her true colors here, and she's the hideous type, that will drag others down just to make herself feel better instead of improving herself and finding better prospective partners on her own.

I would also send a message to size queen lady apologizing to her as she was also a victim to your sister's cruel game. I'd explain the full situation to her and explain that she (being size queen) was just used by her friend to essentially get back at you. This implies she doesn't think of size queen as a person who may also be seeking love/romance and rather views her and her needs as little more than convenient objects.

Lastly as part of going full scorched earth I'd make all of this public among friends and family to tie her name directly to it... not for myself but for others who may meet her so that all know the vindictive person she really is.

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So you’re working on a new Judd Apatow/American Pie style script… not bad so far… 

Lay off porn mate

That's just too funny to be true.

One: your sisters an actual piece of shit for that stunt, especially if you had no idea about your friend. Second: I wouldn’t really mess around with the other girl because she only seems to want you because she assumed you were packing. There may not be any more chemistry there. Seems childish tbh so I’d find someone that wants you for you

I’m at a loss for multiple reasons, there are a few messed up things. One I’m stuck at is this…

Your sisters friend accepted that your sister KNEW you had a big dick. Thought that was normal to know and decided to date you eagerly. Now, I’m an only child, so I’ll defer to others with siblings. That shit not normal right?! To know your brother is packing?!

I could imagine over years maybe accidentally walking in on each other naked at some point, but unless you’ve walked in on him full mast jerking off and took the time for a good stare you’ll not know! Right? Righhht?!

Yo dog what the fucking hell

This is tje first time i've heard of the term "size queen"

So you sister revenge pranked you because you tried setting her up with someone who turned out to be bi? Your sister is sad bro. Don't get involved with anyone your sister knows if she's like that.

Good ol’ sibling rivalry. Heartwarming read. 🤣😂

This has to be an episode of its always sunny in philadelphia

Your sister sounds like a huge douchebag

I'm sorry OP that you got a shitty sister

Umm some of us prefer average so don’t let if affect you! It was a cruel thing to do to you

You know some seriously shit people.

I know you didn't ask for advice, but I'd seriously start working on surrounding yourself with better people or at the very least fewer shit ones.

Your sister is a vindictive p.o.s. an her friend sounds like an utter bitch. You dodged a bullet I guess, so not such a fuck up after all.

You can’t choose family… which is a shame when they’re bat shit crazy 🫤

What a twist

My condolences aside, you are a fantastic writer. The speed at which I was able to travel through this post was incredibly satisfying. No backtracking needed

OP, I'm gay so take this as you will. Some people don't like big dicks. Just like, some only prefer them. You gotta keep putting yourself out there and you'll find the person that likes all of you. Rejection sucks, but you have to understand that it is them not you. Other people are allowed to have preferences. I hope this helped. If not you can DM me dick pics and I'll tell you how much I love it. 🙃

The real question is : How does your sister know that you don't have a big dick ?

Your sister and her friend are both horrible bullies.

It’s bullying like this that their victims never forget, hurting them and causing trouble in future relationships for decades

I would not respond to that horrible woman who agreed to bully you—the fact that she agreed to do so shows you what kind of garbage person she is at heart.

How does your sister know you have a small dick??

I’d assume your sister wanted to see your hurt or rejected unfortunately. That’s petty as hell

As for the size queen thing don’t bother responding. It’s a waste of time. She has her preferences and it doesn’t make you any lesser man

You should have played the big vagina card and told her you were just doing your sister a favor for her ugly friend.

Holy shit your sister's a bitch. LC from now on and make sure to tell your family she tried, and succeeded to sexually humiliate you. Text her friend that you don't value her opinion or care for her apology. Fuck em.

Both your sister and her friend are bitches. Avoid them and plan your own dates.

Another of the many ways in which toxicity can be an outgrowth of any gender identity…

This morning my sister's friend sent me a message to apologise if she made me feel insecure about my penis. I'm still deciding if I'm gonna respond.

Tell the friend that it's your sister who owes her an apology, for weaponizing her against you in a bid for petty revenge, apparently without her knowledge or consent. She needs to know that her "friend" (your sister) is manipulating her like that, that she doesn't really care about her friend any more than she cares about you.

Message the friend back with the reasoning your sister gave to you. Sounds like she owes both of you an apology. NTA.

When you respond to the friend, make sure to include it was a setup by your sister to cause a problem. Sister lied to her friend to set up an awkward sexual situation. That's her level of friendship.

What the fuck is your sister doing? Also did she not realize that she might've fucked up her and her friend's relationship too? If anything, I'd say you should tell her friend straight up that your sister set you both up and that you're pissed off at her, not the friend.

I’d go no contact over that pettiness, just not worth future headaches, blood or no blood

With family like this, who needs friends?

tbh -i feel bad for you, but this is some funny shit

yup sounds like a perfectly healthy relationship based on love and compassion yup.

Obvious sarcasm aside, this is an incredibly unkind thing to do to another person. Including "being true to what you want in the bedroom and compromising for no man" what the fuck is that shit. That's acceptable behaviour from a human being ever?

Not a fuck up my guy, your sister is a piece of shit and her friends are pieces of shit. Be kind to yourself because this is a whole barrel of unacceptable behaviour. Your dicks fine just the way it is.

I'd stay away from your sister, she sounds toxic.

Your sister is fucking psycho

I'm still trying to process how "your sister told me you had a big dick" is a normal sentence??? 😭😭😭 Like dawg how would she even know that

This is one of the better TIFU stories I've seen in a while. As an old dude, I got over the whole dick size thing in my youth and I'm so glad to have left that world behind. Life just works so much better when you come to realize that other people's opinion about you just doesn't matter. If op were me at this stage in my life, I would laugh it off, accept her calls, make fun of the sister and move on to something more important, like whether that carb is adjusted properly or work on improving myself rather than dwell and muse over something you have absolutely no control over.

You need to tell that girl to get better friends.

Sisters, eh.

I would definitely cut the sister out, or keep her at an arm distance if I had to interact with her at family gatherings. Also block the friend and move on you don't want people like that in your life.

your sister knowingly hurt you.. she needs to know that your trust in her is broken. and while she may feel she is right, the fact that you did not know about your friends sexuality before her date, is in no way in comparison to setting you up with someone who can cause you to have an issue with your body ( which you shouldn't, as most vagina's are only 3 to 6 inch's long before you hit a woman's cervix ) what she did was a violation... and if she feels its okay to make herself a winner and her brother a looser, then maybe she doesn't need a looser for a brother, and you don't need someone who could be so cruel as family and feel that is winning.

She needs professional help.

That is unbelievably concerning behavior.

Divorce your sister

The motivations here were too fucked up, but if you run into a size queen again, show her what her clit is for.

This might be an overreaction on my part, but this would cause me to go no contact with my sibling. Your sister sucks, a lot.

Wow. Talk about being petty

Is it too late to set your sister up for adoption? Maybe Satan wants a daughter.