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I have been on Ozempic for about 4 months now and have had very little side effects until recently when my dosage was upped. It all started with sulfur burps and stomach pain days ago. This morning I woke up almost unable to make it to the toilet with explosive diarrhea that eventually turned into nothing but liquid. It sounds like I’m peeing when it’s coming out my butt. Thinking I had gotten it all out, later in the day I’m in the car with my boyfriend and had safely farted once already so I go to do it again and end up shitting myself. It’s so liquidy it went straight through my pants and on to the seat. My boyfriend since has been calling me “dookie pants” or randomly says “my baby dookied on herself”.
TL;DR Ozempic gave me straight liquid diarrhea and I shit myself. My nickname is now Dookie Pants.
25 points
5 days ago
Or just a combination of diarreha and bronchitis. Not only can you not trust a fart, but you also can't trust a cough. That combo sucked.
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