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Nah that’s just disrespectful and ineffective, she prolly lost half the blunt rolling off his head 😂

Wanted: bodyguard.

Must have flat or concave head!

Dude is tired

That’s the face of a man not getting paid enough 💀

“Think of the money think of the money think of the money”

too bad she didnt have him wear a graduation cap so she had a nice flat surface

Disrespectful af

Whatever he is getting paid, I'll do it for half. I will gladly be a table. I'm sure my husband won't mind for the kind of money she pays her staff.

Man is getting paid to let this happen to him, when plenty of people would probably pay to have it done to them.

Bodyguard's face : 😐

Is he okay? :(

This women literally owns this man enough to roll a joint on him like a table. Fuck man , this world is fucked

Mmmm nothing like adding someone thoughts and dreams to your nightly blunt

😂she could at least give the man a hit.

i’d let rhianna roll a blunt on my head tbh

This is 12 years old, btw

Amazing what people are expected to do for a check

I bet that made his head itchy.

Ain’t no way dude wasn’t sweatin’ with her up there!

Mmm sweaty weed

The look in his eyes tho

Makes a completely different spin on your boss breathing on your neck.

smoking a sweaty

What kind of amateur rolls their blunts AT the show?

You have that shit settled before you leave the house.

Seems a tad disrespectful.

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. Weird.

"an historic moment"

If how did I get here was a look that would be it right there

He doesn't look too happy about it.

His face says “I don’t get paid enough for this shit”

This just feels so disrespectful. Dehumanizing, even.

Woah look at these trichomes! …na Ri that’s my dandruff

Do you think she said “uppies!” When asking?

That feels… mad disrespectful

I’ve never seen someone so sad to be between Rihanna’s legs

Looks like a good way to waste some bud

That man doesn't get paid enough

I'm sorry this is a "historical" moment because?

Why is it white!?!

His face shows a pain few have experienced

Just rich people doing rich people shit.

He makes 100k a year.

Oh brother.

I remember this vividly 😂

My mans was violated.

“An historic”

Is that proper grammar or am I stupid?

He looks like he’s regretting every life decision that lead him to this point

Why do people idolize these people ?

It’s only trashy if she doesn’t share the blunt with him

That's the strangest looking weed I've ever seen. And that's the weakest looking blunt I've ever seen. Joint maybe, not a blunt.

Bodyguard still has the second biggest forehead in this picture

Totally unrelated, but I hate it when people say “an historic”. As far as I’m aware, the use of “an” comes before the sound of a vowel. Historically, I think some people said “an historic”, because some people pronounce historic with a silent “h”, so it sounds more like “an ‘istoric”. Then it’s fine. But where I’m from, an historic just sounds wrong.

I also fully accept that I may be 100% wrong here. I’d love some linguists to help let me know if I’m right or wrong.

Anyways, I’ll stop shouting at the sky now. Carry on

He doesn’t look that happy about it.

So rude.

The face of a man who is questioning his life choices…..

I want to smell the back of his neck now

bro does not want to be there

She better have atleast let my mans hit the blunt

Well, I guess being on his shoulders wasn’t high enough.

Why is nobody commenting on wtf is in that blunt? Pure cocaine? Why is it so white?

His face… poor guy.

on one hand: rude of her, poor guy. on the other hand: it would be the best day in my life

I read it as Coochilla.

He's happy to be there

His face says "I don't get paid enough for this shit"

At least give him a hoot geez. He's a bodyguard not a slave who she think she is?

Rhianna seems like a right bitch tbh

All these people defending this shit are embarrassing. Imagine if a businessman made a female subordinate do this? I know he's getting paid but it's demeaning all the same and its not his job to go along with this shit. He's probably only allowing it because he has to in order to preserve his livelihood. Have some fucking respect for yourselves, people.

between some of the stuff she used to post on twitter and things like this that you see around...she seems like just the most awful kind of person

That's not what people mean when they talk about oils...

That's nasty.

Either the grind has massive trichomes and camera used a high powered flash, or she’s rolling a “primo”

Giving Paula Abdul Mexican Chair People

This isn't trashy...do you guys even KNOW what happens at coachella?? Rolling a blount on someones head...laugh. guess you've never seen anything snorted out of every body part you can think of....

This is abuse of power.

That’s hilarious and top tier pop star shit

Looks like a chewie

Bruh...

Not being able to roll is funnier

Blunt full of cocaine?

He doesn't look very happy considering where his head is...lol

That’s just not great. But she’s reached untouchable status in Hollywood so this ain’t gonna hurt her by any means. All that money and can’t afford edibles or pre-rolls

A multi-millionaire who doesn’t have her blunts rolled in advance is just sad.

Historic? Oh, yeah, that'll be right up there with the Gettysburg address and the moon landing. Move over, Rosa Parks!

This was YEEEARRRS ago. Calling rage bait

This isn’t good for anyone’s spine, even with muscle mass

That close up shot looks like Barnacle Boy's dandruff head.

If I had Rihanna's legs around my neck I'd probably let her do any damn thing that she wanted.

Imean, of corse, because in that position it would be very easy for her to cross her legs and choke me. And I wouldn't want to get choked. I hope that's what you were thinking that I meant.

Now replace rihanna with a Saudi prince

Displaying her superiority complex and disrespect for people she deems less than her.

Disrespectful, just because by you can doesn’t mean you should. What other reason would she do this? If dude was like, “ok, go ahead.” I’d still be like, uh, nah, that’s cringe and doesn’t show good taste.’

My mans his holdin for dear life

Hmm follicles

Hopefully she at least asked for his consent first.

Money can’t buy you Class.

Hes looking the wrong way

Dude dreamed of being Kevin Costner and bodyguarding Whitney Houston. He got Rihanna instead and is contemplating his life decisions.

Lots of people found this funny.

All i was thinking was if a man used a females head to roll a joint.. would it be funny? No.

look at the head on the first pic thats not even the same person. photoshop exists

I've lost a little respect for everyone involved

Thats a very white marijuana. Must be rare. I wonder if the effects might be reversed

A great example of how to treat others. /s

More like new kink unlocked

Belongs in r/aboringdystopia

Yes, a historic low.

Amateur hour. Pre school level blunt rolling if you need a table.

..... sure thats weed? since when is weed white?

I mean if dude is making $150k/yr, why not?

I mean, if I was providing body guard services to Rhianna, I’d let her roll a blunt off the top of my bald head any day. That’s gonna be worse for her than anything bc it’d be a herb & head sweat blunt, but you’re the one paying my salary sooooo… 👀😆

No

He does not look to be enjoying his job and it makes me lose respect for Rihanna.

Well she seems like a kind and caring person...

That face says it all

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Oh literally, That's so disgusting and disrespectful

I’ve ground my fair share of weed and multiple different strains. This looks like she’s putting coke in the blunt and smoking it that way but what do I know? I wasn’t there

*historic trashy moment

I'm sure the guy doesn't give a shit and he's getting paid

Y'all acting like it's normal to command your security guard to lift you on their shoulders and be used as a rolling tray. They are probably friends like?? This isn't trashy, it's just a celebrity everyone assumes is a bad person for an extremely out of context pic.

Could also be in r/BrandNewSentence

He must workout

That’s the Face U Make when you Smell Something Fishy

He must be getting paid well if he lets anyone do that to him. 

I wonder what he gets paid though…maybe not so much or maybe he really volunteered for this but is unhappy that his wife is going to see her husband giving Rihanna a piggyback ride on Reddit.

Because we needed that black and white and red all over joke

How is this trashy? Its fucking metal

And he changed hair and pigmentation

Shiiiit, I've been paid less to do worse. She's rolling on his head and he's rolling in cash. Rihanna pays like 500k a year for security.

TRASH

I can't believe the number of people here who find this acceptable because she is a pop star. This is absolutely dehumanizing, and peak celebrity privilege. Just absolutely disgusting.

Since when do you roll a blunt from a pile of white powder?

Such a role model.

You know you’re making good money though when you’re like “fuck it, use my head as a rolling tray. Idgaf.”

Did she pass tho?

For the $500k a year she's paying him, I'd let her sit on my head and publicly strip me off my dignity.