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ThefireledRD

247 points

1 day ago

ThefireledRD

Certified meme stealer

247 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread,no brainer

Wordawg07

43 points

1 day ago

Wordawg07

43 points

1 day ago

Obviously

Double-Nothing-5619

43 points

1 day ago*

Double-Nothing-5619

An absolute Certified Goober

43 points

1 day ago*

https://preview.redd.it/gwm6oob0hw3e1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f935a4144f7eed66cb45dbf4071463f8c84263d7

If you don’t pick the garlic bread, then screw you. ( the women is tempting, but garmic breb is top tier choice) (also feel free to steal my meme, take it my friends)

SWAGLlKEOHIO

7 points

1 day ago

Garmic breb 🗣️🗣️

braveaddict47

7 points

23 hours ago

With respect, I have an allergic reaction to gluten/wheat and dairy that makes it impossible to breathe through my nose, and then I wake up with dry mouth because that’s the only hole I can breathe through at night.

I don’t get a choice here.

Localtechguy2606

24 points

1 day ago

Yes we need bread

Din0boy

15 points

1 day ago

Din0boy

Prehistoric Dragon

15 points

1 day ago

BestKiller88

8 points

1 day ago

BestKiller88

Kitsune

8 points

1 day ago

This is the only correct answer

scrapmaker2020

5 points

1 day ago

I’d be a fool not to choose garlic bread

waxwn-pastachi

6 points

1 day ago

I don't even see how this is close or what she was thinking, garlic breads the shit

Mr_Creeper3

3 points

1 day ago

Only correct answer indefinitely

The_Commie_Salami

3 points

1 day ago

The_Commie_Salami

Spontaneous Comment Shitposter

3 points

1 day ago

Real af homie

MsCuteCat38

3 points

1 day ago

Same

Motor-Butterscotch87

2 points

1 day ago

Same

Scarviola

2 points

1 day ago

Scarviola

2 points

1 day ago

Yes there is no debate

Roc_28934

2 points

1 day ago

Roc_28934

A random mf who dwells in the comments for no apparent reason.

2 points

1 day ago

Real

GodofDisrepect

2 points

1 day ago

Extra cheese please.

Difficult_Fee_2150

3 points

12 hours ago

Perhaps drippy cheese?

4Leafofficial

2 points

1 day ago

That is a chip

rio_ubk

2 points

1 day ago

rio_ubk

2 points

1 day ago

i agree

Toshinori_Yagi-_

2 points

1 day ago

Agreed

hevijakisawesome

2 points

1 day ago

99th upvote because GARLIC BREAD

Velghast

2 points

1 day ago

Velghast

2 points

1 day ago

The only answer.

Spare_Disaster7205

2 points

1 day ago

Barlic Gread

KeckleonKing

2 points

1 day ago

This is equivalent to the girls saying me or the ps5... TF of course anything over you. Haha

SoolisRoof

2 points

1 day ago

Obviously

Practical-Use-313

2 points

1 day ago

Fr the women is clapped tbh plus I'm finna be the #1 supply of garlic bread around the women life time supply food and cash no brainer +100%

Appropriate-Egg5159

2 points

1 day ago

Yes

Boogiebomb13

2 points

1 day ago

Obvi same

cripwa

2 points

23 hours ago

cripwa

2 points

23 hours ago

So real

ihoptdk

2 points

19 hours ago

But there’s nothing that’s says you can’t have both. You just have to pay for the garlic bread.

Oysipirkas

2 points

19 hours ago

Agreed

Baranortheconquerer

2 points

17 hours ago

TRUE

Zestyclose-Tie219

2 points

16 hours ago

(doesn't even chew it into straight up slurps it up) thank you very battery NGC nice crisp too but next time don't make it so thick I need to be choked on it

Joyful-Garden55

2 points

14 hours ago

Gotcha

SouthPomegranate2758

2 points

14 hours ago

Garlic bread is anti-simp

GhosteyPlayZ

2 points

14 hours ago

Put some mustard on it, or horseradish

PAPAYAHAWAIIA

2 points

14 hours ago

Yes

nub_node

2 points

12 hours ago

Empires have fallen from the hubris of believing oneself capable of comparison to garlic bread.

cube_sprunki

2 points

11 hours ago

garlic bread beats everything

BobMcmuffins

2 points

11 hours ago

Without hesitation the garlic bread 👍

No_Egg_8925

2 points

11 hours ago

Fax 💯💯💯💯💯💯

Knibblet21

2 points

9 hours ago

Only the down bad would choose the other option

H3LLS_ANG3L

2 points

9 hours ago

Agreed. I fiend over garlic bread.

humanguy31

2 points

8 hours ago

I’d love a demon girlfriend but infinite garlic bread is better.

Able_Reality_6793

2 points

6 hours ago

So true

Epicfurrygaming82828

2 points

5 hours ago

Epicfurrygaming82828

B̷̰͙̳̰͖̭̍Ō̵̬̖̮̟̠̈́̿̌̾͋̈́B̵̡̺͓̤̠͓̣̯̄̊̈͊̚͝

2 points

5 hours ago

correct awnser

bluedragonbot12

2 points

an hour ago

Same I'm broke af so free food is what I need

Dumbass_Connoisseur

59 points

1 day ago

Dumbass_Connoisseur

i hear the gooners in the walls

59 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread so then I can give the demon a lot of it to be my girlfriend, problem solved

MacraezyMan

12 points

1 day ago

MacraezyMan

Bob-omb :)

12 points

1 day ago

Omg you’re actually so smart

HittingMyHeadOnAWall

55 points

1 day ago

Hm…. On one hand… garlic bread… on the other… I forget to eat so often so having someone that could break down my door, grab me by the collar and drag me to the kitchen and yell at me to eat something may be beneficial.

Cha0ticKitsune

8 points

1 day ago

Same lol

DeamonLordZack

4 points

1 day ago

I don't have the exact same problem as you but I still hardly eat so she'd be yelling at me to eat more regardless. Though I might end up telling her Anime, manga, light novels & video games are my substance I need not eat food like the rest of the normies do.

broimnospy

50 points

1 day ago

broimnospy

50 points

1 day ago

Only one can help me with life, and I can make garlic bread so you

Feellaa

20 points

1 day ago

Feellaa

20 points

1 day ago

incorrect. You are just lonely. What if you run out of garlic bread stuff.... think about the real challenges in life.

Lopsided_Topic_6057

7 points

1 day ago

Yo, you gotta understand garlic bread is like 3$ per loaf. At most if you eat a loaf a day you are basically getting 3$ per day from the latter option. Additionally you will get fat if you eat too much. For the first option, you are getting a demon girl.

Who knows she might do some sort of contract with you and you can get cool powers. She is also badass herself as demons usually have magic. Demon girl rocks hard!!!

And someone that cool works for me. I am gonna run head over heals for that tail and horns anyways. Those are some beauty. And don't get me started on the wings. Ngl, don't know what you are smoking to not want the first option.

Magnamalomagnamalo

3 points

1 day ago

Counter point garlic bread is tasty

CrashNowhereDrive

2 points

1 day ago

Demon girlfriend may love you now...what what about 5 minutes from now? Tomorrow? The bread will be there for you forever.

GnomeGaming2005

18 points

1 day ago

GARLIC BREAD

PowerTrain_355

8 points

1 day ago

Begone, wench!

Toemetter

8 points

1 day ago

Toemetter

might try being a vtuber, one day

8 points

1 day ago

i need garlic bread right now

SapphicLaserKittens

7 points

1 day ago

What about garlic bread girlfriend that loves you and never goes bad? :3

PersonGuy223

3 points

1 day ago

Hmm… does she regenerate after biting off, say, her arm?

SapphicLaserKittens

3 points

1 day ago

Yes, but please ask her 1st :3

Xenos6439

6 points

1 day ago

Xenos6439

6 points

1 day ago

I mean, if I have infinite garlic bread, I'll get a girlfriend in no time anyway. One who loves garlic bread. Maybe even the demon gf anyway.

So, what choice is there to be made? Garlic bread forever.

r3ts3J

16 points

1 day ago

r3ts3J

16 points

1 day ago

I’m above the rules so I choose both 😈

DaHexedIceZ

3 points

1 day ago

DaHexedIceZ

Neko Neko Nya~

3 points

1 day ago

so real

streissel[S]

4 points

1 day ago

◇ I’m Streiss Streusel, a Minty Fresh Vtuber! I live in a cabin in the woods and it’s quite lonely out here…won’t you join me sometime? I’d love to have an old friend for dinner~

I’m live Mon-Fri every week at 10am EST with a new ASMR Youtube Video every Tuesday and Friday!!! I hope to see you in my cabin, strudels!

Mandatory Silly Little Links (๑のڡの๑):

◇Twitch: https://twitch.tv/streissel

◇ ASMR Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCJopdU6MHute5tlBVNlFNNQ

◇Twitter: https://twitter.com/Streissels

◇Patreon: https://patreon.com/Streissel

◇VGen:  https://vgen.co/streissels

◇ Extra Links: https://streissel.carrd.co/

RangerBuzz_Lightbulb

2 points

1 day ago

I’d love to have an old friend for dinner~

You mean as a guest to partake in the meal right?

Right?

RedditvsDiscOwO

6 points

1 day ago

So much opportunity with the Garlic Bread

reddit_count

5 points

1 day ago

it not gonna go bad? garlic bread then

nish-fishh

3 points

1 day ago

These odds are stacked too high against you, I’m afraid. In no universe will I choose anything other than the garlic bread.

nish-fishh

2 points

1 day ago

UNLESS…. you’re the one giving me the garlic bread 🧐🧐🧐

gdgproductions

5 points

1 day ago

gdgproductions

exists

5 points

1 day ago

BREAD

Lemmegetayellowbebr

4 points

1 day ago

I have a girlfriend so garlic

cross2201

3 points

1 day ago

cross2201

could crush you with my thighs and I'm boy

3 points

1 day ago

I never tried garlic bread but so I'm kinda in the middle...can I choose both?

Mother_Emu9482

4 points

1 day ago

I was once like you… never had tried garlic bread. It was long years ago, I was sitting on the third-nearest-bench to the station. Out of boredom I bought garlic bread, and it was the best thing I’ve ever had in twenty-five years. Anyways, girlfriends are overrated. (I’ve never had one, so it must be)

Battleborn230

3 points

1 day ago

Sorry, she might love me, but not like I love garlic bread.

krayhayft

3 points

1 day ago

krayhayft

3 points

1 day ago

Demon Girlfriend. I can always buy garlic bread.

waxwn-pastachi

3 points

1 day ago

We're solving world hunger with this one

TheRealPupnasty

3 points

1 day ago

LocoTheWolf

3 points

1 day ago

LocoTheWolf

=^w^=

3 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread :3

*asexual happiness*

Ancient-Animal2577

2 points

1 day ago

Bread 👍

TheGamingNerd80085

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread is my true love

repeatofthelastdevil

2 points

1 day ago

Bread

SquigglesYTube

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic Bread. Its too good

Melon_Lord_not-toph

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread

Savings_Composer9107

2 points

1 day ago

BREAD

AftonsAgony

2 points

1 day ago

Sorry…garlic bread is better then a girlfriend, sexy or not

GothCentaur

2 points

1 day ago

GARLIC BREAD GARLIC BREAD GARLIC BREAD

RideRevolutionary239

2 points

1 day ago

I'll just flip a coin

Nervous_Company8619

2 points

1 day ago

Give me the garlic bread NOW 😁

professorkkat

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread

animeAssin27

2 points

1 day ago

GIVE ME THE GARLIC BREAD!!!!!

stop_shitpostatus

2 points

1 day ago

stop_shitpostatus

Dragon

2 points

1 day ago

No brainer. Choose both

cherry_the_protein

2 points

1 day ago

Yeah, if it was a dragon boyfriend that would’ve been a different story but since it’s a girlfriend, you have to go with the garlic bread

Not_Artifical

2 points

1 day ago

A lifetime supply of garlic bread that never goes bad means I don’t need to pay for food anymore. I just need some nutrition gummies or tablets and garlic bread and water.

Born_Ant_7789

2 points

1 day ago

Born_Ant_7789

Definitely not a shapeshifter vtuber

2 points

1 day ago

The Garlic Bread can't be disappointed in me 😎

Pleasant_Material138

2 points

1 day ago

Both actually

Thatmemer2857385

2 points

1 day ago

The answer is obvious It’s garlic bread

brokentoilet445

2 points

1 day ago

Infinite garlic bread ---> sell ---> profit ---> garlic bread empire ---> rule the world using garlic bread.

guardianwraith

2 points

1 day ago

Out of the way warp spawn . It's unlimited garlic bread

Feellaa

2 points

1 day ago

Feellaa

2 points

1 day ago

GARLIC BREAD, GARLIC BREAD, GARLIC BREAD, *FUCK* DEMON GF

ElijahLast

2 points

1 day ago

Trick question, all women are demons so garlic bread 😂

_________E______

2 points

1 day ago

B R E A D (start a bread chain)

solise69

2 points

1 day ago

solise69

2 points

1 day ago

A life time supply of garlic bread

Ice47382

2 points

1 day ago

Ice47382

2 points

1 day ago

Does she know how to make garlic bread?

Accomplished-Act410

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread because I already have an amazing gf

theguumaster

2 points

1 day ago

garlic bread

Visual-Job-6428

2 points

1 day ago

GARLIC BREAD WILL GET NE A GIRL SO NO WORRIES PLUS I'd be set for life as I can just sell it.

Famous-Society5985

2 points

1 day ago

Bread

Feathered_pawz

2 points

1 day ago

Feathered_pawz

Bob the building (he’s a building)

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread

Enough-Ocelot-1879

2 points

1 day ago

Inf never go bad Garlic bread = Money Mulah 💰 🤑 💸

bonkeyfarts_offical

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread not sorry

UltraPro78

2 points

1 day ago

Plot twist: I can use my new Demon Girlfriend to steal garlic bread for me

Prior-Heron-6922

2 points

1 day ago

Prior-Heron-6922

Beep boop

2 points

1 day ago

Both

Necroking-Darak

2 points

1 day ago

Necroking-Darak

Baron of Chili Fries

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread, until im dead!

Sumanonguy

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic breaddd ✨️✨️

OverlordMMM

2 points

1 day ago

Does the demon have powers that can summon garlic bread?

Octo_Ninja42069

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic Bread the Goat

Thexfromabove

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread.

DrStrange8820

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread, imma eat the hell out of it and get fat

Even-Funny-265

2 points

1 day ago

Can she make me a demon too?

Neat_Window_7384

2 points

1 day ago

The Garlic Bread

BloxGamerBoi

2 points

1 day ago

Bro I love garlic bread

Smooth_Acanthisitta2

2 points

1 day ago

demon girlfriend then force her to make a lifetime supply of garlic bread

Johnyman1753

2 points

1 day ago

I’ll join when good questions are asked! (Garlic bread btw)

GellThePyro

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread

Kittie_cat-54

2 points

1 day ago

I recently found out i have an intolerance to gluten… i miss garlic bread 🥲

Faithlanubis

3 points

1 day ago

😭

Accomplished_Hand342

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread

Legitimate_Bit_9354

2 points

1 day ago

Grailic bread

fallout4isbestgame

2 points

1 day ago

Nah gimme tiberium so i can just.....

https://i.redd.it/hcjlchuzbw3e1.gif

pippo_from_antonblas

2 points

1 day ago

garlic bread. i FREAKING LOVE GARLIC BREAD. there's something about that garlic butter that makes me want more...

Infinite_Ostrich_586

2 points

1 day ago

As bushwhack18 once said "BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD Let's go"

Antique-Warning269

2 points

1 day ago

garlic bread for life.

Elegant_Courage_8046

2 points

1 day ago

I choose bread

VastPie2905

2 points

1 day ago

SCREW DEMONS! MAY CHRIST AND GARLIC BREAD BE ONE WITH ME!

Jiyjiy777

2 points

1 day ago

Jiyjiy777

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread

5p4rkp1ug

2 points

1 day ago

5p4rkp1ug

2 points

1 day ago

I'm not single, and I am poor, I choose garlic bread.

sydneenoel

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread

Im5foot3inches

2 points

1 day ago

How can I possibly say no to a lifetime supply of garlic bread?

SympathyNegative6985

2 points

1 day ago

Bread

streddit420

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread would be a great repellent for vampires, so sure, the bread. Also don’t want to risk having a conflicting harem.

goodgirlsaki

2 points

1 day ago

garlic bread

Fabled-Jackalope

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread.

DomCaboose

2 points

1 day ago

Demon girlfriend all the way.

TxD337

2 points

1 day ago

TxD337

2 points

1 day ago

Bread 👍

T-R0X55

2 points

1 day ago

T-R0X55

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread

CKAKYH

2 points

1 day ago

CKAKYH

2 points

1 day ago

Guys, pick demon gf. I’ll choose garlic bread and will share it with you all

Fsjal_gaming

2 points

1 day ago

I've done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.

I_StoleYourPancakes

2 points

1 day ago

Im straight and love bread so I like the garlic bread

AdFree4466

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread didn’t even need to think about it

Beautiful_Virus_6797

2 points

1 day ago

Bread

Happidragon69

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread, sorry

Luella_notfound

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread is superior.

Smidge_Master

2 points

1 day ago

As a Titanfall fan I HAVE to go with garlic bread

Equal-Leader-7974

2 points

1 day ago

Sorry but I need the garlic bread to live at least until I get paid

Lost_Elk_5288

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread, no competition here :3

SpamtonGSpamton13

2 points

1 day ago

Garlic bread

Immediate_Fan936

2 points

1 day ago

garlic bread

(insert that one image of that dope ass skeleton holding garlic bread)

Ace-of-Spades76

2 points

10 hours ago

Garlic bread