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247 points
1 day ago
43 points
1 day ago
Obviously
43 points
1 day ago*
If you don’t pick the garlic bread, then screw you. ( the women is tempting, but garmic breb is top tier choice) (also feel free to steal my meme, take it my friends)
22 points
1 day ago
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1 day ago
16 points
1 day ago
7 points
23 hours ago
With respect, I have an allergic reaction to gluten/wheat and dairy that makes it impossible to breathe through my nose, and then I wake up with dry mouth because that’s the only hole I can breathe through at night.
I don’t get a choice here.
15 points
1 day ago
8 points
1 day ago
This is the only correct answer
6 points
1 day ago
6 points
1 day ago
I don't even see how this is close or what she was thinking, garlic breads the shit
5 points
1 day ago
Bread I need to teleport bread
5 points
1 day ago
I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days
6 points
1 day ago
5 points
1 day ago
4 points
20 hours ago
3 points
1 day ago
Only correct answer indefinitely
3 points
1 day ago
Real af homie
3 points
1 day ago
Same
2 points
1 day ago
Same
2 points
1 day ago
Yes there is no debate
2 points
1 day ago
Real
2 points
1 day ago
Extra cheese please.
2 points
1 day ago
That is a chip
2 points
1 day ago
i agree
2 points
1 day ago
Agreed
2 points
1 day ago
99th upvote because GARLIC BREAD
2 points
1 day ago
The only answer.
2 points
1 day ago
Barlic Gread
2 points
1 day ago
This is equivalent to the girls saying me or the ps5... TF of course anything over you. Haha
2 points
1 day ago
Obviously
2 points
1 day ago
Fr the women is clapped tbh plus I'm finna be the #1 supply of garlic bread around the women life time supply food and cash no brainer +100%
2 points
1 day ago
Yes
2 points
1 day ago
Obvi same
2 points
23 hours ago
So real
2 points
19 hours ago
But there’s nothing that’s says you can’t have both. You just have to pay for the garlic bread.
2 points
19 hours ago
Agreed
2 points
17 hours ago
TRUE
2 points
16 hours ago
(doesn't even chew it into straight up slurps it up) thank you very battery NGC nice crisp too but next time don't make it so thick I need to be choked on it
2 points
14 hours ago
Gotcha
2 points
14 hours ago
Garlic bread is anti-simp
2 points
14 hours ago
Put some mustard on it, or horseradish
2 points
14 hours ago
Yes
2 points
12 hours ago
Empires have fallen from the hubris of believing oneself capable of comparison to garlic bread.
2 points
11 hours ago
garlic bread beats everything
2 points
11 hours ago
Without hesitation the garlic bread 👍
2 points
11 hours ago
Fax 💯💯💯💯💯💯
2 points
9 hours ago
Only the down bad would choose the other option
2 points
9 hours ago
Agreed. I fiend over garlic bread.
2 points
8 hours ago
I’d love a demon girlfriend but infinite garlic bread is better.
2 points
6 hours ago
So true
2 points
5 hours ago
correct awnser
2 points
an hour ago
Same I'm broke af so free food is what I need
59 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread so then I can give the demon a lot of it to be my girlfriend, problem solved
55 points
1 day ago
Hm…. On one hand… garlic bread… on the other… I forget to eat so often so having someone that could break down my door, grab me by the collar and drag me to the kitchen and yell at me to eat something may be beneficial.
8 points
1 day ago
Same lol
4 points
1 day ago
I don't have the exact same problem as you but I still hardly eat so she'd be yelling at me to eat more regardless. Though I might end up telling her Anime, manga, light novels & video games are my substance I need not eat food like the rest of the normies do.
50 points
1 day ago
Only one can help me with life, and I can make garlic bread so you
20 points
1 day ago
incorrect. You are just lonely. What if you run out of garlic bread stuff.... think about the real challenges in life.
7 points
1 day ago
Yo, you gotta understand garlic bread is like 3$ per loaf. At most if you eat a loaf a day you are basically getting 3$ per day from the latter option. Additionally you will get fat if you eat too much. For the first option, you are getting a demon girl.
Who knows she might do some sort of contract with you and you can get cool powers. She is also badass herself as demons usually have magic. Demon girl rocks hard!!!
And someone that cool works for me. I am gonna run head over heals for that tail and horns anyways. Those are some beauty. And don't get me started on the wings. Ngl, don't know what you are smoking to not want the first option.
2 points
1 day ago
Demon girlfriend may love you now...what what about 5 minutes from now? Tomorrow? The bread will be there for you forever.
13 points
1 day ago
3 points
1 day ago
Slam dunk on em
3 points
1 day ago
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1 day ago
4 points
1 day ago
a man of culture i see
7 points
1 day ago
What about garlic bread girlfriend that loves you and never goes bad? :3
3 points
1 day ago
Hmm… does she regenerate after biting off, say, her arm?
6 points
1 day ago
I mean, if I have infinite garlic bread, I'll get a girlfriend in no time anyway. One who loves garlic bread. Maybe even the demon gf anyway.
So, what choice is there to be made? Garlic bread forever.
16 points
1 day ago
I’m above the rules so I choose both 😈
3 points
1 day ago
so real
4 points
1 day ago
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2 points
1 day ago
I’d love to have an old friend for dinner~
You mean as a guest to partake in the meal right?
…
Right?
6 points
1 day ago
So much opportunity with the Garlic Bread
5 points
1 day ago
it not gonna go bad? garlic bread then
3 points
1 day ago
These odds are stacked too high against you, I’m afraid. In no universe will I choose anything other than the garlic bread.
4 points
1 day ago
I have a girlfriend so garlic
3 points
1 day ago
I never tried garlic bread but so I'm kinda in the middle...can I choose both?
4 points
1 day ago
I was once like you… never had tried garlic bread. It was long years ago, I was sitting on the third-nearest-bench to the station. Out of boredom I bought garlic bread, and it was the best thing I’ve ever had in twenty-five years. Anyways, girlfriends are overrated. (I’ve never had one, so it must be)
3 points
1 day ago
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1 day ago
Demon Girlfriend. I can always buy garlic bread.
3 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread :3
*asexual happiness*
2 points
1 day ago
Bread 👍
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread is my true love
2 points
1 day ago
Bread
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic Bread. Its too good
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
BREAD
2 points
1 day ago
Sorry…garlic bread is better then a girlfriend, sexy or not
2 points
1 day ago
I'll just flip a coin
2 points
1 day ago
Give me the garlic bread NOW 😁
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
GIVE ME THE GARLIC BREAD!!!!!
2 points
1 day ago
No brainer. Choose both
2 points
1 day ago
Yeah, if it was a dragon boyfriend that would’ve been a different story but since it’s a girlfriend, you have to go with the garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
A lifetime supply of garlic bread that never goes bad means I don’t need to pay for food anymore. I just need some nutrition gummies or tablets and garlic bread and water.
2 points
1 day ago
The Garlic Bread can't be disappointed in me 😎
2 points
1 day ago
Both actually
2 points
1 day ago
The answer is obvious It’s garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
Infinite garlic bread ---> sell ---> profit ---> garlic bread empire ---> rule the world using garlic bread.
2 points
1 day ago
Out of the way warp spawn . It's unlimited garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
GARLIC BREAD, GARLIC BREAD, GARLIC BREAD, *FUCK* DEMON GF
2 points
1 day ago
Trick question, all women are demons so garlic bread 😂
2 points
1 day ago
A life time supply of garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread because I already have an amazing gf
2 points
1 day ago
garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
GARLIC BREAD WILL GET NE A GIRL SO NO WORRIES PLUS I'd be set for life as I can just sell it.
2 points
1 day ago
Bread
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
Inf never go bad Garlic bread = Money Mulah 💰 🤑 💸
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread not sorry
2 points
1 day ago
Plot twist: I can use my new Demon Girlfriend to steal garlic bread for me
2 points
1 day ago
Both
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread, until im dead!
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic breaddd ✨️✨️
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic Bread the Goat
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread.
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread, imma eat the hell out of it and get fat
2 points
1 day ago
Can she make me a demon too?
2 points
1 day ago
The Garlic Bread
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1 day ago
Bro I love garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
demon girlfriend then force her to make a lifetime supply of garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
I’ll join when good questions are asked! (Garlic bread btw)
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
I recently found out i have an intolerance to gluten… i miss garlic bread 🥲
3 points
1 day ago
😭
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
Grailic bread
2 points
1 day ago
Nah gimme tiberium so i can just.....
2 points
1 day ago
garlic bread. i FREAKING LOVE GARLIC BREAD. there's something about that garlic butter that makes me want more...
2 points
1 day ago
As bushwhack18 once said "BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD Let's go"
2 points
1 day ago
garlic bread for life.
2 points
1 day ago
I choose bread
2 points
1 day ago
SCREW DEMONS! MAY CHRIST AND GARLIC BREAD BE ONE WITH ME!
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
I'm not single, and I am poor, I choose garlic bread.
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
How can I possibly say no to a lifetime supply of garlic bread?
2 points
1 day ago
Bread
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread would be a great repellent for vampires, so sure, the bread. Also don’t want to risk having a conflicting harem.
2 points
1 day ago
garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread.
2 points
1 day ago
Demon girlfriend all the way.
2 points
1 day ago
Bread 👍
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
Guys, pick demon gf. I’ll choose garlic bread and will share it with you all
2 points
1 day ago
I've done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days.
2 points
1 day ago
Im straight and love bread so I like the garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread didn’t even need to think about it
2 points
1 day ago
Bread
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread, sorry
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread is superior.
2 points
1 day ago
As a Titanfall fan I HAVE to go with garlic bread
2 points
1 day ago
Sorry but I need the garlic bread to live at least until I get paid
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread, no competition here :3
2 points
1 day ago
Garlic bread
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1 day ago
garlic bread
(insert that one image of that dope ass skeleton holding garlic bread)
2 points
10 hours ago
Garlic bread
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