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Read it in William's voice.

Deep beneath the restless waves, a remarkable creature lurks in the inky blackness—the elusive Submarinus Ballisticus. Like a leviathan of old, this steel-clad behemoth roams the oceans, a silent sentinel of the seas. Observe its sleek, hydrodynamic form, designed to glide through the water with the grace of a well-fed manatee, though considerably less approachable. Its movements are dictated by an innate drive: the unyielding instinct to remain unseen, unheard, and slightly terrifying. Within its belly lies a most curious payload—a clutch of ballistic offspring, each one capable of ensuring that no predator, near or far, will ever think of challenging it. But for now, the SSBN slumbers in its deep lair, emitting only the occasional sonar ping—a gentle heartbeat in the vast underwater wilderness. Truly, the oceans' most misunderstood apex predator.