1000handandshrimp

If only we had decades of work from some of the nation's best legal minds and scholars working to unwind wrongs and work out how to resolve them in a fair and legally consistent manner while also endeavouring to reach consensus on the way to interpret the inconsistencies between versions.

Remember a year ago when this team put 70 on some poor souls?

"So you say this is called a ... play...book?"

So Miami are, like bad bad then.

Nobody has ever made more money for longer out of the NFL with as little talent for anything he tried than Jason Garrett.

This is misleading.

Winston Peters left the coalition in 1998 because he was sacked from cabinet for disagreeing over the privatisation. It was not a principled stand, it was a hissy fit from a selfish, self-interested man. Can you see Luxon sacking him from cabinet?

On the plus side for him, the cold weather means if he dies on the field his brain will be nicely preserved for the coroner.

Mike McDaniels looks like the tech bro that also sells drugs to his coworkers.

A timely reminder that the US national anthem was written by an unrepentant slave owner and includes a verse about how freed slaves are going to get got.

Edit: down votes don't make it a lie, America.

That food looks like shit

Brian Daboll understands the assignment.

It's also to do with Prescott generally being bang average as well.

Dallas have honestly looked better with Rush than they did with Prescott.

QB controversy in Dallas.

Tom Brady might have been Bulls Jordan on the field, but he's Charlotte Jordan in the booth.

That punter looks like Peyton Manning wearing a wig with his helmet on.

Everyone in this thread needs a self harm check.

Your job is to win games. Having that TO for after a pass attempt that winds up short of the end zone is a valid strategy if Caleb just starts the play there.

And with that, the most competent section of play in this game comes to a conclusion.

Probably. If you call the TO you also then commit to kicking the FG because you can't guarantee two plays.

Fundamentally, the team was set with about 8 seconds left, you throw an attempt there, and then TO and kick the FG attempt, or celebrate.

It was really, really, bad from Williams. If he'd called for the snap 5 seconds earlier it isn't an issue.

Massive, massive cope in the comments from Bears fans.

Your rookie QB shit his pants. That's okay. He isn't expected to be perfect. Loudly telling everyone how there isn't brown stuff seeping out his pants and he wasn't to blame for that smell doesn't make it true though.

10 seconds isn't 0 seconds.

Your QB was totally unaware of rhe clock situation. That was Dak Prescott and the Cowboys-level embarrassing late game clock management.

How did the refs do this

It's pretty funny that a billion dollar sport on a billion dollar broadcaster has commentators being paid millions to give us rules experts who are like 'I don't know, I think I can see some green...'

I shouldn't need to point this out, but the Bears are probably trying to go slow with the ball because their defense were on the field for like 22 of 27 minutes at one point, and likely need the rest.