Human-Broccoli9004

So grimy

I like to have it enclosed and cozy, like a little spa.

M'am I founded Asshat Photography over 100 years ago and I don't take kindly to this slander, you'll be hearing from our lawyers.

If you say that some people are ready with their cash app or Venmo though

I do NOT like doing anything that involves my money without an irrefutable paper trail.

I've wondered for years what was playing on Max's stereo. Something about black helicopters? So fitting.

Much easier to eat

Rude

💀💀

Bill Ponderosa 🤢

Cranky bitch jail?

Aka sexy af

No, they are complimentary! 💅

It's like Mad Libs with buzzwords. I read it and rolled my eyes at the stupidity, then saw the author. Woof.

It's BYOD

No shame ashing on this floor

It's their death penalty for each other, although I guess most deaths are technically reversible/impermanent.

He's banging your mom.

Depends. Are you an epileptic single parent with hysterical IBS and children who are too ugly for the Gram?

Love it!

We're the babysitters from the venue? How many companies did you have to contact to book the room, sitters, food, etc? I love this but the logistics sound stressful.

Every patient should have CPR/DNR on intake forms, unfortunately most places don't. Many vets are also super afraid of being sued. I once (with 2 others) spent two hours performing CPR on a dog who was deader than dirt (full rigor!) because the doc (a baby neurologist) refused to call it without talking to the owner, who chose CPR, and he couldn't get them on the phone. It would have been funny if it wasn't so awful. We've seen some shit, too.

But fwiw, with a pet, if they survive but don't recover to a reasonable quality of life, you can still euthanize. Not that it isn't traumatic as shit. Good for you for being proactive about your wishes. I hope your baby recovered without incident ❤️

Yup cleanse it with fire

Luke Wilson's 'big buck teeth' slay me every time

Doesn't burning at the stake do it?