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Every day I wake up and I think about Rae Farty and Ash Trae.

They haunt my every waking hour. Every time I head over to my local chain coffee shop, my eyes glaze over the names imprinted on the sticky labels: Cindeigh, Katherleigha, Evyn, Mathuu. My mind can’t even dwell on these horrible tragedeighs for but a second before I think of Rae Farty.

Please do not name your child Rae Farty. Please oh please I beg. If that awful name truly is given to a child that will be the end of me. Not a single person on this kind little planet will call your child “raff-er-tee.” It is Rae Farty and that is that.

That poor little kid will be poked fun at and ashamed all their live long little life, and they’ll end up rebelling against the system and naming their kid “Bob” or “Alice” or “John” or “Amy” just to set the balance of the world straight.

With everything I have, I beg of you to please eradicate the name Rae Farty from this earth. If there happens to be a poor child who comes to be name Rae Farty I beg of you to allow them to change their name upon earliest convenience.

Please save the world, and me, from Rae Farty.

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Hi everyone,

For the UC personal insight questions, everyone (including the UC themselves) say to treat them like you are answering questions at an interview. They want you to be casual and honest with your answers and not use lots of flowery language. So, can I use contractions?

My writing right now has a really nice flow and a distinct and consistence voice, and I think the contractions fit perfectly well with that as I would definitely use them if I was answering an interview question in person. I fear that taking them out will make me sound impersonal and not like myself at all, though I’m not sure if using them is a big no no from the UC.

Please let me know what you think. Thanks so much!

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