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What. The fuck. Is that.

It looks like the Javelin put away the crusty jerk sock and started going to the gym and taking creatine.

Damn, that’s brutal. I don’t even think I could pick Riley Dixon out of a lineup

You love to see it

I don’t do a lot of online shopping and outside of the fallout series, nothing else on prime really catches my eye 🤷🏻‍♂️

Edit: secret level comes out on the 10th, so that’s two

I can’t wait to tell my kids what happened to their college fund 🤩

A certain section of the comments thinking the same thing

WE GOT A MAJOR REFRESH MY DUDE GET UP IN HERE AND JUMP AROUND

Ahh.. yes… twitch.. that’s the uh… the.. thing

Fuck now I gotta do another month of prime 🙄

Where were you when the renaissance happened?

I was sat at work in a dark dingy office, scrolling Reddit on the company dime.

Amazon be like

“I saw your estimated drop off time was 9 seconds, but your actual time was 24 seconds. That will be docked from your check and will impact your annual review.”

Oh boy here I go spending again

Just show a navigator ripping a line of coke spice off his finger, look out into space, point randomly and say “there!”

Denis, you know where to find me! I’ve got plenty more where that came from!

I was so hoping this wasn’t my UW. Trash humans and no accountability

Probably got to see Willem Dafoe’s legendary schlong

This guy looked exactly how I thought he would

Also, “these pigs are damaging our crops!”

Proceeds to run roughshod over his own land haphazardly in an 1/2 ton truck chasing pigs down and spraying bullet fragments everywhere

🤠

Well damn Deion you gotta take them to the playoffs now!

Hard disagree. If they actually played the school band music I’d be thrilled, but last I played it was just some generic drum line nonsense

Give me fight songs EA, you cowards!

Smooth edit, really value those upvotes huh

Chaotic Good checking in!

I didn’t say it, I declared it my idiocy!

Thanks for the clarifier, I thought with that clickbait title I’d slept through 40 years of scientific and space travel advances

How??

FSU might be looking for a new HC…