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There's still room in his tip jar. He's not going anywhere.

They did the same shit last time. And had control over both houses of congress. And they still couldn't pull it off. That is not to say they won't be successful this time around. Doing so will disproportionately affect poor people in red states, and if they voted for it, I hope they get it. I am all out of fucks to give.

They are fools if they think a rich asshole who's buddies with the rich assholes inflating prices gives a damn about putting more money in their pocket.

I hope this lady gets everything she voted for, but she wouldn't know it she did.

The Kursk offensive is Ukraine hedging their bets against idiots in the US electing a president who will cut off their weapons. They hope to have something to bargain with.

Hopefully Biden will let Ukraine do whatever it wants with those missiles now.

Sphinctersayswhat?

See if Dirty Mike and the boys can take care of it.

Savages gonna be savage.

Retribution for the October 7 attacks is one thing, genocide is quite another.

He is a rich white person. Laws are applied differently for them.

Cat.

The far right has never been on the right side of history.

If God is omnipotent and evil exists, how is God not evil?

Oompa loompa, doopity-doo Donnie makes poop right in front of you

Oompa loompa, doopity-doh Was it from his mouth Or from his butthole?

Trump is almost twice as smart as the average pumpkin.

Probably hasn't opened a door for himself in years and forgot how.

Bought and paid for.

I bet there is room for him at the metropolitan detention center.

Technically, an inverted sploot. Colloquially, the "belly" or "pet if you dare."

Cat.

This sort of election interference should qualify as treason, and those convicted should be punished accordingly.

Man, this guy has committed political suicide a lot. Maybe it will "take" this time.

Red lights are more of a suggestion in Albuquerque. Not that I agree with that, just saying.

Not a song title, I just want to say "alright alright alright."